April 28, 2026
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
FASTER, PLEASE: The Post Office’s Anachronistic Ban on Shipping Handguns is Ending . . . But Not Yet.
Of course, the real question is whether anyone would entrust their gun to the post office nowadays.
THE THREE R’S REALLY WORK: Focus on teaching kids to read — not fixing ‘root causes.’
YES:
Democrats “increase the temperature” until something excessively violent happens and then insist that Republicans “lower the temperature” by giving Democrats everything they want…lest more violence happens.
It's a political extortion racket.
— Nick Freitas (@NickJFreitas) April 28, 2026
PROTECT YOUR EARS: PROHEAR Digital Electronic Shooting Ear Protection. #CommissionEarned
NEXT UP, FLORIDA: Supreme Court Greenlights Texas Redistricting Map.
TRUMP IS BREAKING OPEC: UAE To Leave Opec Next Month As Iran War Reshapes Oil Market. Also it’s hard for OPEC to set prices when the U.S. is outproducing Saudi Arabia and Russia combined, and has effective control of Venezuela’s production.
MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Did Chris Murphy Just Sign the Democrats’ Death Warrant?
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats https://t.co/dI1A3sH6nH pic.twitter.com/URdyypN9vo
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2026
SAY WHAT YOU WILL, BUT HIS CAMPAIGN IS CERTAINLY ENERGIZED:
BREAKING: Andrew Dezelan, a Democrat running for Indiana State Senate, was just arrested after allegedly campaigning door-to-door while HIGH ON COCAINE.
He also reportedly physically struggled against the police when they confronted him about having drugs.
Dezelan has received… pic.twitter.com/Afzddw4VdT
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 28, 2026
DO HUMANOIDS DREAM OF BECOMING HUMAN? Humanoids seem to be evolving into a distinct form.
BRENDAN O’NEILL: The bougie nihilism that is killing America.
We now have an extraordinary situation where the university campus, once the great refiner of minds, seems to be indoctrinating the young with a fancy for violence. It seems that if you teach people that their self-esteem is the most sacred thing on Earth, and anyone who dents it deserves instant cancellation, then you will give rise to an army of the intolerant. That’s what we are witnessing, in the UK too: a style of politics that feels haughty, dogmatic and tinged with violence. From the trans lobby (‘Kill all TERFs’) to the orgy of Israelophobia that followed 7 October (‘Globalise the intifada’), silence through violence is the dream of those who LARP as progressive. A society where the educated openly clamour for the death of women and Jews is a society that is ill indeed. This is the jagged debris of cancel culture.
Ours is the age of bougie nihilism. That was brought home to me by Zohran Mamdani’s tweet about Saturday’s shooting. ‘Political violence is absolutely unacceptable’, said the New York City mayor. This is a man whose wife liked social-media posts that celebrated the most catastrophic act of political violence of this century so far: 7 October. This is a man who rubs shoulders with Hasan Piker, the leftie influencer who just last week was titillating the silver-spoon socialists of the keffiyeh classes by celebrating bank robberies and making excuses for Luigi Mangione’s murder of healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Bougie nihilism has broken free of the quad and now infects even City Hall. Where next?
Jeffrey Blehar adds, “We Are Sometimes Blessed by the Arrogance of Fools:”
On Saturday, a heavily armed lunatic attempted to gate-crash the White House Correspondents’ Dinner at the Washington, D.C., Hilton, while the president and most of his senior administration were in attendance. Cole Allen — the gunman, whose name sounds like a shoe brand from the racks at Payless — was thankfully tackled by Secret Service agents almost instantly after he dashed past the first layer of security, and although he fired several shots, nobody was killed. (One agent was clipped in his bulletproof vest, but his gear kept him safe.)
A potential atrocity was instantly prevented. The most memorable image from Saturday’s WHCD will not be one of blood, or tears, or spectacularly televised violence; it will be that of a naked, hog-tied Cole Allen kissing the carpet as he lies prone with a Mylar blanket draped over his raggedy hindquarters to hide his shame. (Police had stripped him to search for weapons.)
I would have let him lie there myself, but then again, Allen exposed himself in a far funnier way: with his ridiculously cocksure manifesto, written in eager anticipation of a massacre. Leave aside for a moment (but only for a moment) the fact that Allen seems to have been deeply affected by Bluesky-like progressive rhetoric in labeling Trump and his administration a bunch of Epstein-associated rapist pedophiles. Instead, breathe a sigh of relief at the fact that this man was undone in the most Zoomer way possible — by his own unearned and undeserved belief in himself.
How on earth could Allen have become so radicalized?
Legacy media: “We have absolutely no clue where all this anti-Trump hatred comes from or why anyone would want him dead.” pic.twitter.com/8SF5h5cQ70
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) April 27, 2026
The Democrat Party is the party of hate, violence, rioting, open borders and assassinations. https://t.co/ZEDZvnW8QJ
— Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) April 28, 2026
ANOTHER ONE? It Must Be Tuesday: Yet Another Seismic Event Shakes Up the Persian Gulf. “The Islamic Republic today offered to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and OPEC’s number three oil producer just said “Sayonara!” to the decades-old price-fixing organization.”
LEFT CAN’T ABANDON ITS VIOLENCE: Richard Pollock says the Left will not, indeed cannot, abandon its addiction to deadly violence against its political opponent because it’s permanently embedded in its ideological DNA. Among much else, Richard cites this passage from Saul Alinsky, who literally wrote the Rules for Radicals:
“Alinsky felt the doctrine of revolutionary change means that ethical standards are not important. ‘That perennial question, ‘Does the end justify the means?’ is meaningless as it stands; the real and only question regarding the ethics of means and ends is, and always has been, ‘Does this particular end justify this particular means?” (Italics in the original).
“Again, showing that ethics doesn’t govern the revolutionary activist, Alinsky counseled, ‘in war the end justifies almost any means,’ adding, ‘Ethical standards must be elastic to stretch with the times.'”
Alinsky’s rationalization for doing whatever the Left thinks it can get away with in its pursuit of absolute political power vividly reminds us that politics is downstream from morality, which is downstream from theology. If you are your own higher power, sooner or later you will practice “anything goes” as your morality.
Richard Pollock is particularly insightful on these matters as he came out of the same New Left that put the Democratic Party on the road to its present and growing fascination with revisiting the French Revolution, Stalin’s genocides, Mao’s purges, and so, so much more blood in the modern era. One of his first Substack columns was on this very topic and is well-worth re-reading today.
HONESTLY, I FEEL FINE: We’re still recovering from losing the woolly mammoth.
MEANWHILE, IN THE MIDDLE EAST…:
It’s important to note that the example below is not just a one time occurrence, but a daily thing.
Yesterday was a repeat. Lie posted by random account, spreading by Iranian TV, Anna Kasparian, and Mario.
Truth is out now but it’s already been spread to millions. Same large… https://t.co/Wcjpf9tgzE pic.twitter.com/8tEDO0Z5EI
— AG (@AGHamilton29) April 28, 2026
GUN GRABBERS GOTTA GRAB GUNS: Giffords’ Exec Director Misrepresents, Dissembles While Pushing More Gun Control After Assassination Attempt.
HARD DATA SHOWS CHURCH RESURGENCE, ATHEIST DECLINE: More data is showing up indicating that Christianity is no longer declining but rather growing among Americans, even as the atheist/agnostic/nones elements is moving downward, according to Rod Martin.
“Ryan Burge, statistician and professor at the Danforth Center on Religion and Politics at Washington University, finds that the secular surge may not merely have stalled. It may be going into reverse. His numbers, based in part on the newly released 2025 Cooperative Election Study, show that the share of Americans identifying as atheist, agnostic, or nothing in particular fell from 36.2 percent in 2022 to 35.6 percent in 2023, 34.1 percent in 2024, and 31.8 percent in 2025,” Martin writes.
“Burge notes that the decline is statistically significant, and that the General Social Survey points in the same direction, with religious “Nones” down to just 25.2 percent in 2024. That doesn’t prove a full-scale revival. Not yet, anyway. But it does prove that the old story is dead,” Martin continues.
And Martin offers this spirited observation about the churches:
“There’s no longer any benefit to your business, or to your personal prestige, that derives from pretending to be a Christian. There is no financial gain that comes from sitting on the second pew. To be a Christian today means you have to really mean it, or you just wouldn’t bother.
“And they don’t. So the half-believers left. The brunch Christians left. The ‘Jesus was a socialist community organizer’ crowd left. The people who wanted the church to baptize abortion, transgenderism, Critical Race Theory, and every other fashionable madness of the age left.
“So the half-believers left. The brunch Christians left. The “Jesus was a socialist community organizer” crowd left. The people who wanted the church to baptize abortion, transgenderism, Critical Race Theory, and every other fashionable madness of the age left.”
Much, much more in this excellent column.
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:
You love to see it. https://t.co/dMiv0Kn9OE
— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) April 28, 2026
THE NEW SPACE RACE: Maryland astronaut named to SpaceX crew ahead of possible moon mission.
YEP:
Ordinary mainstream left of center position https://t.co/24YkS3YKYj
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) April 28, 2026
HONEST WEIGHTS AND MEASURES: One major factor behind the confusing and complicated financial records of government at all levels in this country is the fact the most widely used accounting standards allow what amounts to bookkeeping sleights-of-hand concerning promised but unfunded future benefits. Check out my Washington Stand piece on Sheila Weinberg and Truth-in-Accounting (TIA).