DOMINIC GREEN ON THE MANCUNIAN CANDIDATE: Andy Burnham Is Mad for It.

Mr. Burnham’s new politics are the old politics that broke Britain in the 1970s, the lost decade of tax hikes, strikes, social decay, political extremism and a brain drain of talent. How will Mr. Burnham create his class-war time machine? By subsidizing reopened coal mines and shipyards under government management? Nationalizing British Airways (owned by an Anglo-Spanish conglomerate whose largest shareholder is state-owned Qatar Airways)? Seizing Heathrow airport from its French, Qatari, Saudi, Singaporean, Australian and Chinese proprietors?

What could possibly go wrong?

THAT’S DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHE’S MORE FAMOUS AND IMPORTANT THAN YOU ARE:

NOTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6:

SHE’S THE WORST:

BANS ON DIVISIVE CONCEPTS RISK STIFLING SPEECH. Rather than go tit-for-tat trying to shut down the people who have been shutting you down, you know what would really throw them off their game? Creating an environment where they have to make and defend their arguments.

GO AWAY:

“Cognyte sells the technology directly to U.S. agencies, as shown by the Texas Department of Public Safety purchase of four Tahoes where over three point eight million dollars went to the interception equipment. Adoption spreads through routine vehicle procurement with little external review of how the collected data is stored or shared.”

COFFEE, IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO?

JAMES LILEKS: You don’t have to drink so much water, you know.

You look back on your life and you find the moments that mattered, the instances of joy and despair, the the triumphs, the cruel losses and reversals, and you can gauge the depth and breadth of your story by these zenith and troughs. If they flash before your eyes when the time comes, I hope my final recollections includes the memory of leaning against an old Coke machine at a gas station somewhere in the South, taking the first draught of that Grape Nehi, pausing to marvel at this miraculous ichor, then draining it in two ecstatic gulps. It was a strange, lonely summer, but I was glad to be alive and on the road in America, infused again with glorious grape.

I’ve never had it since. Perhaps the rivers of heaven flow with grape Nehi. I’m no theologian, but I’m certain it’s not Lemon-Lime Shasta.

Heh, indeed. Read the whole thing.™

DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES:

Spencer Pratt adds, “5 in a week? Just wait til the earthquake.”

THIS IS WAS CNN:

“Without the Holocaust and all that stuff.” In 2001, Jonah Goldberg wrote, “Aside from the murder and genocide, what exactly don’t you like about National Socialism?” He concluded, “I’ve never met a real social-welfare state leftist who could answer [that] question without having to think real hard.”

To be fair, “thinking real hard” has never been Lemon’s strong suit: CNN’s Don Lemon Asks If a Black Hole Could’ve Swallowed the Missing Plane.

I’M SIMPLY SAYING THAT LLMs, UH… FIND A WAY:

THEY NEED GUNS: How Important Are Gun Rights? Ask an Average Iranian Citizen These Days. “The numbers of Iranian citizens murdered by Iran’s rulers are still being counted, but President Trump identified the central truth that courage alone cannot overcome a government willing to use overwhelming force against a defenseless population.”