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February 28, 2026
HAHA:
My thoughts are with the Columbia University faculty during these dark times 🙏
— Yael Bar tur (@yaelbt) February 28, 2026
OUCH:
They’re an Islamic republic already. Can’t trust them
— Trixi Qui (@chicatrixy) February 28, 2026
UPDATE: Heh.
Muslim countries that support today's U.S strike on Iran: Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain
Muslim countries that DO NOT support today's U.S. strike on Iran: France, United Kingdom
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) February 28, 2026
SO MUCH OF WHAT HAPPENS IN THE WEST TURNS OUT TO BE COMMIE PROPAGANDA AND INFLUENCE OPERATIONS:
CCP agents posed as “concerned citizens” on social media to try and spark protests against opening new rare earth mines in the US and Canada
They are absolutely, 1000% doing this for data centres now too https://t.co/sKuv8Rhb2l pic.twitter.com/yyWyrcyGa9
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) February 27, 2026
21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: I asked my AI girlfriend the 36 questions proven to make people fall in love — her reaction was astonishing.
MARK STEYN: Persian Carpet-Bombing.
Israeli media report that he’s pushing up daisycutters. If it is correct that the US waited till every senior figure was attending the Spectre board meeting and then took them out in a single strike, that would be a remarkable start to any war. Whether or not the Islamic Republic’s leadership have gone to their virgins, in retaliation Tehran seems to be targeting Nigel Farage’s Reform UK leadership at their global HQ in Dubai:
Reform Treasurer Nick Candy today told how his hotel ‘shook’ as a devastating barrage of Iranian missiles and drones rained down on Dubai.
The billionaire property developer was on one of the upper floors of the Bulgari Resort in Jumeria Bay, Dubai, when one of a series of missiles struck.
The Reform Deputy Leader’s squeeze is also under barrage in Dubai.
The ayatollahs have also struck the headquarters of the US Fifth Fleet in Bahrain, and killed at least one person in strikes on the Emirates, Qatar and Kuwait. There are conflicting reports of forty dead after the USAF hit a girls’ primary school, which is sure to go down well with Ilhan Omar and other child-care specialists. On the other hand, a view from the streets:
Teenage boys in Iran react to seeing Israel and the United States attack the Islamic Regime:
"I FEEL AMAZING! I LOVE TRUMP!" pic.twitter.com/Q7OkYbQFXF
— Goldie Ghamari | گلسا قمری 🇮🇷 (@gghamari) February 28, 2026
Read the whole thing.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER:Â Trump’s Truth Social Statement On Khamenei’s Death.

1979 WOULD HAVE BEEN THE TIME TO DEESCALATE, TRUMP IS MERELY SETTLING ALL FAMILY BUSINESS:
Iran: "I didn't think you had it in you."
US: "I'm your huckleberry."
Iran: "My fights not with you."
US: "I beg to differ. We started a game we never got to finish. Death to America, remember?"
Iran: "I was just fooling about."
US: "I wasn't." https://t.co/JBVgMBoMlL
— Brian Jacobson (@BrianHJacobson) February 28, 2026
OBAMA COORDINATE! OBAMA COORDINATE!
American left wingers have no idea what to do now. https://t.co/aJ2sC8TJdR
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 28, 2026
TurboTax Deluxe Desktop Edition 2025, Federal & State Tax Return. #CommissionEarned
ARAB-PERSIAN EMNITY HAS BEEN AROUND ABOUT AS LONG AS ARABS AND PERSIANS:
The entire Arab world INCLUDING Palestine are currently shitting on Iran.
I have a weird feeling we’re going to see a bunch of people’s brains melt in the next couple of weeks when they realize the Arab World has always hated Iran. https://t.co/qT8fVWUUmM
— Real Political Data (@RealPData) February 28, 2026
SPOILER: They will not join us in being happy today.
How exhausting it must be to be a liberal today. For decades they were defined by standing up to authoritarianism and championing the oppressed.
But now, in the face of one of the greatest liberations in modern history, they can’t allow themselves to celebrate because they…
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) February 28, 2026
Happy… with a side of schadenfreude:
So sorry for your loss, @brhodes @BarackObama. https://t.co/vCDQbkqlYP
— Will Collier (@willcollier) February 28, 2026
YES:
Trump is repositioning the US vis a vis China for the next 30 years in a lot of important ways. https://t.co/VTxMvNYARi
— Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ (@InezFeltscher) February 28, 2026
Previously: Trump’s international strategy is becoming clearer. “The core goal remains to restore absolute American superiority over China and Russia. But Trump wants to avoid confronting these major rivals directly. He is rather working to isolate Beijing and Moscow from their international partners and deprive them of any major means of external support.”
Update: But you can always count on international leftists, here and abroad, to do or say anything to undermine an America First agenda.
Head of Product at X announces there was a massive attempt to overwhelm X with social media bots in support of Iran
This is an attempt by liberals and Iran to sway people against Donal Trump
X blocked it. Facebook, Instagram and TikTok won’t. Don’t fall for the bot propaganda pic.twitter.com/CPG8tTl7Hv
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) February 28, 2026
REPORT:
Senior officials in Israel were informed:
Khamenei has been eliminated. His body was recovered from the ruins of his palace.— Amit Segal (@AmitSegal) February 28, 2026
UPDATE:
Dawg we parked the entire armada in your front yard how was this a surprise https://t.co/WYTL1k3fZn
— Fatherguy Everyman (@thecathguy) February 28, 2026
MORE:
An American official to Fox News: It is estimated that along with Khamenei, another 5–10 senior Iranian leaders were killed.
— Amit Segal (@AmitSegal) February 28, 2026
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DISPATCHES FROM M-SNOW:Â LOL: Capehart Claims ‘The Media Isn’t Necessarily Liberal.’
MS NOW host Jonathan Capehart works for a network that openly presents itself as an outlet for progressives, but when he joined Friday’s PBS News Hour to discuss Paramount’s acquisition of Warner Bros.—which would include CNN—Capehart hilariously claimed “that the media isn’t necessarily liberal.”
Host Geoff Bennett actually kicked things off with The Atlantic writer and podcaster David Brooks, “And if the deal closes, it means that one family, in this case, the family that has been so far deferential to President Trump, would control CBS, CNN, HBO, and TikTok. How do you see it?”
Flashback: How David Brooks Created Donald Trump.
21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: My steamy night at LA’s most exclusive sex club in the Hollywood Hills — and the wild ways it changed me.
Or maybe these are Weimar relationships, I dunno.
SCHRODINGER’S AYATOLLAH: Fate of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei unclear after US-Israeli strikes flatten compound.
COMMUNISM SUCKS:
France, which is self sufficient for food and still has room for massive vineyards, has 0.49 hectares of agricultural land person. Cuba has 0.58 hectares of agricultural land per person.
The US isn’t starving Cuba. Communism is. https://t.co/k5eCDw953E
— Peter Hague (@peterrhague) February 28, 2026
OLD AND BUSTED: Bomb Canada — the Case for War.
The New Hotness?
Look I’m not a fan of Gavin Newsom but even I think sending an F-35 to Sacramento would be excessive https://t.co/9QuVygJHdf
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) February 28, 2026
THE NEW SPACE RACE: NASA shakes up its Artemis program to speed up lunar return.
REGARDING THE MULLAHS, YOU DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, “GOTTA HAND IT TO THEM:”

Classical allusion in headline:
