“SO TO SUMMARIZE: Iran played its biggest card and the main result is that the United States became the world’s emergency gas station and China’s cheap energy subsidy evaporated.”This is either the most elaborate coincidence in the history of geopolitics… or someone planned the sequence Venezuela -> Iran -> profits! I’ll let you figure out which one.”

READER FAVORITE: Keurig K-Elite Single Serve K-Cup Pod Coffee Maker. #CommissionEarned

BOB GRABOYES: Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Disgruntled, Underemployed PhDs.

Good advice for them, and for society.

Related: The Coming “Symbolic Analyst” Meltdown.

GREAT MOMENTS IN HARD-HITTING INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM:

Tavares describes himself in his X profile as “Undisputed champion of East Bay politics. Author of East Bay Insiders, the must-read newsletter for East Bay political and local govt watchers.”

Guys, say it with me: Just think of the media as Democratic Party operatives with bylines, and it all makes sense.

Evergreen:

THIS:

I can't believe humans were gifted a planet full of famine, disease, and death and invented fusion, vaccines, moon rockets, and so much food that most people die from obesity. https://t.co/f79QGsM99W pic.twitter.com/QWhAefqMQe

— Luke Leisher (@luke_leisher_) March 10, 2026

THE BEE IS REPORTING STRAIGHT UP NEWS AGAIN:  Here’s What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For.

DUH:  No, BBC, Disaster Losses Can’t Be Tied to Climate Change

WELL, THEY’RE DOWN TO WHAT? FOURTH STRINGERS? ANYONE KNOW IF AYATOLLAH KARDBOARDY IS STILL PRETENDING TO BE ALIVE? It’s hard to keep track. They blow up so fast. The regime is unraveling: Iran’s military defeat is in plain sight.

THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT MENTAL CONTRADICTIONS:  Double Standards: How Can One Insist That Illegals and/or Anchor Babies Are U.S. Citizens If “We Live on Stolen Land”?!

THOSE CARDINALS ARE THE PAST OF THE CHURCH. NO ONE CARES:  Hand of Axelrod? 60 Minutes gives a platform for the Catholic Church’s most leftist cardinals.

NO MORE AMNESTIES:  The Amnesty Bill Of Maria Salazar – Don’t Be Fooled.

LET THEM FREAK SO LONG AS THEY FEAR:  Trump Says Strait Of Hormuz Is Opening And Iran Freaks Out. 

THE REGIME NEEDS TO FALL, OR WE’LL BE BACK HERE IN A YEAR OR TWO:  After 21 Hours of Negotiations, Vice President JD Vance Provides an Update. It’s Not Shocking.

DEMOLISH AND SALT THE EARTH?  How to Handle Your Out-of-Control Ivy.

SO GLAD THEY CAME HOME SAFELY:  Artemis II Concludes Successful Mission with Splashdown off San Diego’s Coast.

WHATEVER THE PRESS WANTS TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE:  Iran shot their bolt, and missed.

GOOD:  Rubio Strips Green Card of ‘Screaming Mary’s’ Son.

NOT MUCH NEW, BUT VERY STARK:  Newly Released Search Warrants Reveal Damning Details About Alleged Charlie Kirk Assassin.

I SAW SPOTTY LITERACY WHEN I WAS A LECTURER ALREADY… THIRTY ONE YEARS AGO:  Declining educational standards are now “a civilizational catastrophe”.

STUFF THAT MAYBE YOU CAN USE:  Women’s Self Defense. Let’s get this party started.

GIGGLE:  Nirit Weiss-Blatt has been doing indispensable work documenting the dark, disturbing history of the rise of extremism among anti-AI forces. ​As you will see below, she has all the receipts going back over time ​regarding how their rhetoric has grown more violent and threatens to spawn acts of violence, as we saw this week.

X-cancel.

EXPAND YOUR READING:  Writers who don’t hate you, Extraordinary Promo Post 3.

OPEN THREAD: Party on.

HMM: Scientists May Have Found a New Cause of High Blood Pressure, And a Way to Treat It.

PUNCTUALITY IS WHITE SUPREMACY, GOOD MANNERS ARE WHITE SUPREMACY, ORIGINAL WRITING IS WHITE SUPREMACY, MILK IS WHITE SUPREMACY — IF THEY AREN’T CAREFUL PEOPLE WILL DECIDE WHITE SUPREMACY IS A GOOD THING:

We live in a world of morons… pic.twitter.com/7Jh0KKhpHf

— Matt Couch (@RealMattCouch) April 10, 2026