THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER: Trump’s Truth Social Statement On Khamenei’s Death.
February 28, 2026
1979 WOULD HAVE BEEN THE TIME TO DEESCALATE, TRUMP IS MERELY SETTLING ALL FAMILY BUSINESS:
Iran: "I didn't think you had it in you."
US: "I'm your huckleberry."
Iran: "My fights not with you."
US: "I beg to differ. We started a game we never got to finish. Death to America, remember?"
Iran: "I was just fooling about."
US: "I wasn't." https://t.co/JBVgMBoMlL
— Brian Jacobson (@BrianHJacobson) February 28, 2026
OBAMA COORDINATE! OBAMA COORDINATE!
American left wingers have no idea what to do now. https://t.co/aJ2sC8TJdR
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 28, 2026
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ARAB-PERSIAN EMNITY HAS BEEN AROUND ABOUT AS LONG AS ARABS AND PERSIANS:
The entire Arab world INCLUDING Palestine are currently shitting on Iran.
I have a weird feeling we’re going to see a bunch of people’s brains melt in the next couple of weeks when they realize the Arab World has always hated Iran. https://t.co/qT8fVWUUmM
— Real Political Data (@RealPData) February 28, 2026
SPOILER: They will not join us in being happy today.
How exhausting it must be to be a liberal today. For decades they were defined by standing up to authoritarianism and championing the oppressed.
But now, in the face of one of the greatest liberations in modern history, they can’t allow themselves to celebrate because they…
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) February 28, 2026
Happy… with a side of schadenfreude:
So sorry for your loss, @brhodes @BarackObama. https://t.co/vCDQbkqlYP
— Will Collier (@willcollier) February 28, 2026
YES:
Trump is repositioning the US vis a vis China for the next 30 years in a lot of important ways. https://t.co/VTxMvNYARi
— Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ (@InezFeltscher) February 28, 2026
Previously: Trump’s international strategy is becoming clearer. “The core goal remains to restore absolute American superiority over China and Russia. But Trump wants to avoid confronting these major rivals directly. He is rather working to isolate Beijing and Moscow from their international partners and deprive them of any major means of external support.”
Update: But you can always count on international leftists, here and abroad, to do or say anything to undermine an America First agenda.
Head of Product at X announces there was a massive attempt to overwhelm X with social media bots in support of Iran
This is an attempt by liberals and Iran to sway people against Donal Trump
X blocked it. Facebook, Instagram and TikTok won’t. Don’t fall for the bot propaganda pic.twitter.com/CPG8tTl7Hv
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) February 28, 2026
REPORT:
Senior officials in Israel were informed:
Khamenei has been eliminated. His body was recovered from the ruins of his palace.— Amit Segal (@AmitSegal) February 28, 2026
UPDATE:
Dawg we parked the entire armada in your front yard how was this a surprise https://t.co/WYTL1k3fZn
— Fatherguy Everyman (@thecathguy) February 28, 2026
MORE:
An American official to Fox News: It is estimated that along with Khamenei, another 5–10 senior Iranian leaders were killed.
— Amit Segal (@AmitSegal) February 28, 2026
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DISPATCHES FROM M-SNOW: LOL: Capehart Claims ‘The Media Isn’t Necessarily Liberal.’
MS NOW host Jonathan Capehart works for a network that openly presents itself as an outlet for progressives, but when he joined Friday’s PBS News Hour to discuss Paramount’s acquisition of Warner Bros.—which would include CNN—Capehart hilariously claimed “that the media isn’t necessarily liberal.”
Host Geoff Bennett actually kicked things off with The Atlantic writer and podcaster David Brooks, “And if the deal closes, it means that one family, in this case, the family that has been so far deferential to President Trump, would control CBS, CNN, HBO, and TikTok. How do you see it?”
Flashback: How David Brooks Created Donald Trump.
21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: My steamy night at LA’s most exclusive sex club in the Hollywood Hills — and the wild ways it changed me.
Or maybe these are Weimar relationships, I dunno.
SCHRODINGER’S AYATOLLAH: Fate of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei unclear after US-Israeli strikes flatten compound.
COMMUNISM SUCKS:
France, which is self sufficient for food and still has room for massive vineyards, has 0.49 hectares of agricultural land person. Cuba has 0.58 hectares of agricultural land per person.
The US isn’t starving Cuba. Communism is. https://t.co/k5eCDw953E
— Peter Hague (@peterrhague) February 28, 2026
OLD AND BUSTED: Bomb Canada — the Case for War.
The New Hotness?
Look I’m not a fan of Gavin Newsom but even I think sending an F-35 to Sacramento would be excessive https://t.co/9QuVygJHdf
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) February 28, 2026
THE NEW SPACE RACE: NASA shakes up its Artemis program to speed up lunar return.
REGARDING THE MULLAHS, YOU DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, “GOTTA HAND IT TO THEM:”
Classical allusion in headline:
UGH:
Turns out it wasn’t Israel as Al Jazeera reported. It wasn’t US as Iran reported.
It was a failed launch by the IRGC that fell back to the ground and struck the elementary school.
The elementary school is attached to an IRGC naval base https://t.co/SDVZEBoOfB
— David Khait (@David_Khait) February 28, 2026
“It wasn’t as Al Jazeera reported” is basically evergreen.
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SCIENCE:
This is absolutely one of my favorite priors-confirming findings in history, confirmed for me by NPR reporting. Liberal Dude Voice is a thing. https://t.co/jTuHkB2Pot
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) February 27, 2026
DISPATCHES FROM THE BAR STOOL:
I always laugh at yo-yo’s who don’t have the 1st clue what information the President had that forced this decision. Even politicians who despise him but were briefed on the situation seem to agree with this operation. I guess lotta podcasters know better. 😂. Gotta keep the…
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) February 28, 2026
Portnoy links to this tweet from the White House:
President Donald J. Trump on the United States military combat operations in Iran: pic.twitter.com/LimJmpLkgZ
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 28, 2026
SO MANY OBAMA MESSES TO CLEAN UP:
You were part of the team who gave billions of dollars to the Iranian Regime – you helped fund this terror on human beings.
Once again, President Trump is cleaning up your mess. https://t.co/DlVrqvaMk0
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) February 28, 2026
HEH:
Diane Yentel: I’m not a racist.
Rep. Brandon Gill: According to one of your affiliate charities under your nonprofit umbrella, denial of racism constitutes covert white supremacy. Are you a covert white supremacist?pic.twitter.com/ikyTASB2BE
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) February 27, 2026
