SPOILER: They will not join us in being happy today.

Happy… with a side of schadenfreude:

YES:

Previously: Trump’s international strategy is becoming clearer. “The core goal remains to restore absolute American superiority over China and Russia. But Trump wants to avoid confronting these major rivals directly. He is rather working to isolate Beijing and Moscow from their international partners and deprive them of any major means of external support.”

Update: But you can always count on international leftists, here and abroad, to do or say anything to undermine an America First agenda.

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DISPATCHES FROM M-SNOW: LOL: Capehart Claims ‘The Media Isn’t Necessarily Liberal.’

MS NOW host Jonathan Capehart works for a network that openly presents itself as an outlet for progressives, but when he joined Friday’s PBS News Hour to discuss Paramount’s acquisition of Warner Bros.—which would include CNN—Capehart hilariously claimed “that the media isn’t necessarily liberal.”

Host Geoff Bennett actually kicked things off with The Atlantic writer and podcaster David Brooks, “And if the deal closes, it means that one family, in this case, the family that has been so far deferential to President Trump, would control CBS, CNN, HBO, and TikTok. How do you see it?”

Flashback: How David Brooks Created Donald Trump.

COMMUNISM SUCKS:

REGARDING THE MULLAHS, YOU DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, “GOTTA HAND IT TO THEM:”


Classical allusion in headline:

UGH:

“It wasn’t as Al Jazeera reported” is basically evergreen.

SCIENCE:

DISPATCHES FROM THE BAR STOOL:

Portnoy links to this tweet from the White House:

SO MANY OBAMA MESSES TO CLEAN UP:

HEH:

LITERALLY DOING THE MEME:

NOT ANTI-WAR, JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE:

The remnants of the Weekly Standard are likely still processing it all:

As are the remnants of the Obama administration:

And the gang at M-SNOW:

Plus, strange new respect for Tucker from the establishment left:

As Steve tweets:

WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW:

WHAT A PITIFUL ATTEMPT AT APPEARING MEANINGFUL: