THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE: Reality Check: The Latest Attack on Lead Ammunition Isn’t Really About Ammunition at All.
March 26, 2026
(BARELY) CREDENTIALED, NOT EDUCATED: Graduation rate — but not achievement — is way up in Boston.
IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO, AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE WE WENT THROUGH TO JUST ARREST HIM: Maduro Appears in Court. Judge: ‘I’m Not Going to Dismiss the Case.’
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground https://t.co/5Pof0cMVpf pic.twitter.com/wur0gOvoyW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 25, 2026
SEEMS LIKE A NO-BRAINER, ELON:
About two weeks ago, Mojtaba Khamenei, Iran’s new supreme leader opened a premium account on X. Through this account, he is encouraging the continuation of the war and revenge against the United States. In other words, he is inciting violence. It goes without saying that Mojtaba…
— Mike (@Doranimated) March 26, 2026
BIRDS AREN’T REAL, BUT IN FARSI:
INTERESTING: A surveillance drone, reportedly flown by infiltrator elements and disguised as a natural bird — such as an eagle — has been spotted in Iran. pic.twitter.com/dIg2VI1H7g
— Clash Report (@clashreport) March 25, 2026
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LOTS OF STUFF WENT BOOM: Rabbi Michael Barclay’s Iran War Updates for March 26.
21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: NASA plans moon base, nuclear spacecraft in multibillion-dollar moon program expansion.
DON LEMON BRIEFLY STEPS OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE:
WATCH: Don Lemon: “How do you feel about the war?”
Young Man: “I'm Persian. I support Donald Trump 100%. The Islamic regime kills woman. They killed 50,000 people in two days. A lot of them believe in death [to] all Americans. I 100% support Trump.”
“My dad grew up in Iran. He… pic.twitter.com/9uiYE3ukiM
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) March 26, 2026
IT’S ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Skeleton of famed musketeer possibly found in Dutch church.
AND IT WAS EFFECTIVELY ENDED IN THE 19TH CENTURY BY THE ROYAL NAVY AND THE US ARMY: UN General Assembly Names Slavery as the ‘Gravest Crime Against Humanity.’
IT’S GOOD TO BE THE NOMENKLATURA: Chicago, Where The Mayor’s Safety Is Far More Important Than Any Average Citizen’s. “Reports now circulating in Chicago political media and on social media reveal Mayor Johnson’s personal armed security detail includes as many as 150 Chicago Police Department officers at a cost to taxpayers of roughly $30 million a year. That’s almost three times the number of cops that protected Johnson’s predecessor, Lori Lightfoot.”
It’s about reminding the proles where they stand in the hierarchy.
TUCKER CARLSON HAS BECOME TEHRAN’S MOST EFFECTIVE ENGLISH-LANGUAGE PROPAGANDIST: Tucker Carlson’s sickening praise for Sharia tyranny.
Carlson really has lost it. Also on that pod, he sang the praises of Sharia law. He contrasted a place like New York City – where people are ‘shitting on the sidewalk’ and ‘having sex in ATM vestibules’ – with Sharia-ruled nations like Qatar and Saudi Arabia, where order rules and people are happy. They are? Even the gays, who in Saudi Arabia can be put to death for their acts of love behind closed doors? I’m as opposed to public shitting as the next person, but give me the occasional sight of a crackhead’s stool over the state murder of homosexuals, the forced veiling of women and the outlawing of religious conscience any day of the week.
Carlson comes off like one of those oddball ginger Brits who converts to Islam and then holds forth like a roadman imam on the glories of Sharia. He says the Sharia-governed Gulf states are ‘happy… welcoming of others… tolerant of diversity’. Okay, maybe he can explain why Qatar has not one synagogue(hint: it’s an anti-Semitic hellhole that strictly regulates non-Muslim religious belief). Or why a British grandad was once sentenced to 350 lashes in Saudi Arabia for having some homemade booze in his car. Or why a 19-year-old Saudi woman was flogged and jailed for six months after being gang-raped. I’ll tell you why: because she was rumoured to be having an affair with one of her attackers, and to the Islamo-psychos who rule that kingdom that’s as bad being raped. I bet she isn’t ‘happy’, Tucker.
Carlson’s truthless, childish gushing over Sharia nations puts him on a par with those 1930s Western leftists who bigged up Stalin’s regime and neglected to mention his violent purging of tens of thousands of ‘wrongthinkers’. Like them, it seems his need for a foreign entity he can point to as being morally preferable to the knackered West overrides any duty he might feel towards that old thing called truth. And the truth is this: Sharia law is inferior to the universal law of Western nations. Its emphasis on vengeance, where a criminal’s punishment is sometimes put at the discretion of the victim or the victim’s family, unleashes untold cruelty and clannish point-scoring. Carlson might not like poo in New York City but he should know that New York City is legally, morally and socially a more humane place than Riyadh.
Evergreen question: What Happened to Tucker?
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WELL, HE’S RIGHT: Apple Co-Founder Warns ‘You Are Owned’ by Big Tech.
ANOTHER VICTORY LIKE THAT, AND WE ARE DONE FOR:
Sucks he'll never get to read the Economist cover story about how much he's winning https://t.co/wRxooun2GP
— Armin Rosen (@ArminRosen) March 26, 2026
“We’re fighting the Epstein class”
>uses child soldiers https://t.co/EcBtq5AfbL
— memetic_sisyphus (@memeticsisyphus) March 26, 2026
UPDATE:
Look how hard they're trying. pic.twitter.com/30DhQpUKp6
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) March 26, 2026
THE EV BUBBLE CONTINUES TO DEFLATE: Honda And Sony Are Killing Their Two Afeela Electric Cars.
Sony surprised everyone when it dabbled in the car scene at CES 2020 with an electric sedan, followed a year later by an SUV. The tech giant teamed up with Honda in 2022, establishing the Sony Honda Mobility (SHM) joint venture to bring these concepts to production. However, that’s no longer happening, as neither the sedan nor the SUV will ever go on sale.
Development of both vehicles has come to an abrupt end, although the decision is not entirely surprising. Earlier this month, Honda canceled two of its own EVs and a third model that was supposed to resurrect the Acura RSX. In a joint statement released today, Honda and Sony said the automaker’s sweeping changes to its electric car strategy are also affecting the Afeela-branded models intended for sale by the joint venture.
Afeela? Really?
“FOOD FOR THOUGHT,” INDEED:
America was nearly lost to a cabal of NGOs, think tanks, foundations, specialty media organizations, compromised mainstream media organizations, quasi-governmental organizations and all other manner of other well-funded (often with taxpayer dollars) players dedicated to…
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) March 26, 2026
YES:
Don’t tell me voting for Trump didn’t matter.
It matters bigly. We may be getting a bunch of BS we don’t want. But we are making critical progress in areas we do want. https://t.co/ykZzzuBEd7
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) March 26, 2026
GET OFF MY LAWN: Newly purchased Vizio TVs now require Walmart accounts to use smart features.
Since 2024, Vizio TVs have required a Vizio account, which a Vizio OS website says is necessary for accessing “exclusive offers, subscription management, and tailored support.” Accounts are also central to Vizio’s business, which is largely driven by ads and tracking tied to its OS.
A Walmart spokesperson confirmed to Ars Technica that Walmart accounts will be mandatory on “select new Vizio OS TVs” for owners to complete onboarding and to use smart TV features…
The representative wouldn’t confirm which TV models are affected. We wouldn’t be surprised to see the requirement for a Walmart account eventually expanded to apply to all newly purchased Vizio OS TVs or already-purchased devices through an update.
Walmart’s representative said the Walmart account integration is “designed to respect consumer choice and privacy, with data used in aggregated, permissioned, and compliant ways” but didn’t specify how.
“Trust us,” they explained.
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Loyola newspaper apologizes for calling suspected murderer an ‘illegal immigrant.’