THE ACCOUNTABILITY TRAIN SEEMS TO BE ROLLING:

EXCLUSIVE: NIH has removed virologist Ralph Baric from all his grants; UNC placed Baric on leave.

Senior HHS officials says UNC was complicit in starting the COVID pandemic.

“Baric designed the gun,” he said. “But the Chinese built it, and then they pulled the trigger.”… pic.twitter.com/CNvo3buLkw

— Paul D. Thacker (@thackerpd) April 28, 2026

IT IS A CONTRAST WITH HIS RECENT PREDECESSORS: Behind-the-scenes photo exposes how Trump was caught grabbing Melania’s butt. Married man grabs legal spouse’s butt. Only in 2026 media-world would that seem deviant.

Compare:

From Grok: “No, the image is not genuine—it’s a satirical meme, and the lower (Biden) part is manipulated or fabricated.” Plausible, though.

DON’T BUY “RESEARCH COMPOUNDS:” The Next Ozempic? This Unapproved Peptide Comes With a Big Catch. “Current research suggests retatrutide can cause several side effects. This is supported by anecdotal reports from social media. The most common side effects are gastrointestinal. These may include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and constipation.”

Also, you don’t really know what you’re getting with gray-market drugs.

GREAT MOMENTS IN STOCK PHOTOS:

"Hey, another of our friends tried to murder some patriots. Go grab that stock pic we always use of some guys who didn't kill anyone – the one where we killed an unarmed woman. That one." https://t.co/q6tPUTN5y2

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 28, 2026

HELEN DRANK POMEGRANATE JUICE AFTER HER HEART ATTACK: Pomegranate Compound Could Help Protect Against Heart Disease.

DEVELOPING:

BREAKING: Just-declassified FBI/DOJ Clinton Foundation docs reveal the same inspector general, Michael Atkinson, who relaxed whistleblower rules and misled Congress re the Eric Ciaramella/Adam Schiff impeachment plot, was involved in the 2016 decision to scuttle the Clinton Fdn.…

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) April 28, 2026

BREAKING: Just-declassified DOJ documents reveal pro-Clinton prosecutors misled Little Rock FBI agents into thinking the statute of limitations had expired on Hillary's Uranium One deal when in fact the Russian scandal and other alleged Clinton Foundation crimes may still have…

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) April 28, 2026

READER FAVORITE: Apple AirPods 4 Wireless Earbuds, Bluetooth Headphones, with Active Noise Cancellation. #CommissionEarned

PRICE WARS ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS PIZZA: There’s a pizza price war going on, and Domino’s is feeling the pain.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt https://t.co/HroLxhrTUr pic.twitter.com/VIvKR7P84w

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 28, 2026

I STILL MISS MY VINCENT BLACK SHADOW: Norton Returns to the U.S. With 2026 Manx and Manx R Superbikes. The Black Shadow wasn’t great on the curves, but it was pure hell on the straights.

WRONG… BUT SO SATISFYING: Melania’s Right, But Firing Jimmy Kimmel Would Be Wrong.

I MEAN, IT IS ELON:

1000%

— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) April 28, 2026

ICYMI: Iran Has DAYS Until This Crisis Hits.

TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned

FASTER, PLEASE: The Post Office’s Anachronistic Ban on Shipping Handguns is Ending . . . But Not Yet.

Of course, the real question is whether anyone would entrust their gun to the post office nowadays.

THE THREE R’S REALLY WORK: Focus on teaching kids to read — not fixing ‘root causes.’

YES:

Democrats “increase the temperature” until something excessively violent happens and then insist that Republicans “lower the temperature” by giving Democrats everything they want…lest more violence happens.

It's a political extortion racket.

— Nick Freitas (@NickJFreitas) April 28, 2026

SCOTT PINSKER: Jimmy Kimmel’s Blood Feud With Melania Trump: Why Disney Fiddles as Its Magic Kingdom Burns.

PROTECT YOUR EARS: PROHEAR Digital Electronic Shooting Ear Protection. #CommissionEarned

NEXT UP, FLORIDA: Supreme Court Greenlights Texas Redistricting Map.

TRUMP IS BREAKING OPEC: UAE To Leave Opec Next Month As Iran War Reshapes Oil Market. Also it’s hard for OPEC to set prices when the U.S. is outproducing Saudi Arabia and Russia combined, and has effective control of Venezuela’s production.

MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Did Chris Murphy Just Sign the Democrats’ Death Warrant?

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats https://t.co/dI1A3sH6nH pic.twitter.com/URdyypN9vo

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2026

SAY WHAT YOU WILL, BUT HIS CAMPAIGN IS CERTAINLY ENERGIZED:

BREAKING: Andrew Dezelan, a Democrat running for Indiana State Senate, was just arrested after allegedly campaigning door-to-door while HIGH ON COCAINE.

He also reportedly physically struggled against the police when they confronted him about having drugs.

Dezelan has received… pic.twitter.com/Afzddw4VdT

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 28, 2026

DO HUMANOIDS DREAM OF BECOMING HUMAN? Humanoids seem to be evolving into a distinct form.