NOT QUITE A CASE OF TRUMP WALKING ON WATER AND BEING REPORTED AS NOT KNOWING HOW TO SWIM: DAILY ART FIX: Sweet Jesus—Trump auctions off a Christ painting made in ten minutes.
The real headline, Trump raises millions for a children’s hospital.
NOT QUITE A CASE OF TRUMP WALKING ON WATER AND BEING REPORTED AS NOT KNOWING HOW TO SWIM: DAILY ART FIX: Sweet Jesus—Trump auctions off a Christ painting made in ten minutes.
The real headline, Trump raises millions for a children’s hospital.
I MEAN, IT’S A GOOD QUESTION: CNN Panel Goes Off the Rails When Scott Jennings Asks Why MN Democrats Cater to Somalis.
OPEN THREAD: How’s your new year going so far?
EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN: Babylon Bee Editor Thanks Snopes for Debunking This Believable Story About Tim Walz’s $8 Billion Grant.
Snopes feels the need to "debunk" precisely because the satire is so believable. https://t.co/4AwLu2gs2I
— Mark Krikorian (@MarkSKrikorian) January 2, 2026
Flashback to Trump’s first term, when a “fact checking” Website was obsessed with a — deliberately — satiric one: The Babylon Bee Satirizes the Absurdities of American Politics. Snopes Doesn’t Seem to Get the Joke.
I HAVE A PAIR, AND I WOULD SAY “MEH.” Are image-stabilized binoculars good for stargazing? I mean, they’re certainly better than non-stabilized binoculars.
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: UBI For Me But Not For Thee? When a nation is colonized from the inside out.
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SIX DEGREES OF SOMALI SEPARATION:
Step 5: Republicans are the real problem. https://t.co/wTBMFsgPls
— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) January 3, 2026
And Step 6, where Politico journalists apparently think they had it coming if they’re shot while attempting to uncover fraud:
Babe wake up new entry on the It’s Not Happening meme just dropped https://t.co/PctgfxI3Uw pic.twitter.com/7LkSXRnXC2
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) December 30, 2025
THREAD:
Are we to assume, @bariweiss, that there was a backlog of left-wing anti-Trump stories like this “in the pipeline,” so to speak, before you took over? https://t.co/1xtaLsetLz
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) January 2, 2026
UPDATE (From Ed): This must be part of the “backlog:” Why? CBS Evening News Pushes Young Adults Pondering Climate Doom Before Having Kids.
Do CBS newsreaders not understand that we can find videos of their past scare campaigns, such as this classic from 1982, when Dan Rather handed his broadcast over to colleague who exclaimed with a straight face, “If these scientists are correct, about 25% of Florida would be flooded along with low-lying areas all over the world.” While I know that Gov. DeSantis has a lot to worry about, I’m pretty sure that isn’t at the top of his concerns in 2026:
CBS has been doing climate doomsdaying for well over half a century, since the first “Earth Day” in 1970. When do they get to the end of the backlog?
MOVIE THEATERS – THEY WERE FUN WHILE THEY LASTED: Netflix Reportedly Wants to Keep Movies in Theaters for Just 17 Days After It Buys Warner Bros.
In a report from Deadline on the Stranger Thing Season 5 finale, which made $25 million in theaters after it released at the same time theatrically as it did on Netflix, Hollywood was said to be worried about what the streamer considers to be “industry-standard windows” before movies are made available on its platform.
And then the bombshell:
Sources have told Deadline that Netflix have been proponents of a 17-day window which would steamroll the theatrical business, while circuits such as AMC believe the line needs to be held around 45 days.
It’s worth noting this isn’t confirmation that Netflix will settle on a 17-day window for Warner Bros. movies if and when its deal is approved. The theater companies may end up negotiating a lengthy window, perhaps somewhere between 45 days and the 17 days Netflix reportedly is a fan of. But what’s clear is that there will be a great deal of tension within Hollywood as this is all worked out, with Netflix’s priority — as you’d expect — bolstering streaming.
Earlier: The Year Hollywood Died.
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Something in Dark Chocolate Could Slow Aging on a Genetic Level.
COMRADE SCORPION MEET COMRADE FROG: Mamdani Goes Full Antisemite on Day One.
GLENN HAS A TAG FOR THESE BUT I DON’T REMEMBER IT. IN THE MEANTIME, MEAN KITTY: Predator Watch: Fatal New Year’s Mountain Lion Attack in Colorado.
Pro tip: don’t act like prey.
UPDATE (FROM GLENN): The tag is David Baron, call your office. Especially relevant here.
MARC THIESSEN IN THE WASHINGTON POST: The 20 best things Trump did in 2025: The accomplishments of a stunning year can’t be captured in just 10 items.
SOMEHOW I HAD MISSED THIS WHEN IT CAME OUT: How Police Let One of America’s Most Prolific Predators Get Away. The prosecutor who lost her job for pursuing a guy who was clearly being protected by the authorities is my former student, Kat Dahl. A very brave and determined woman who paid a serious professional price for trying to pursue justice.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI CANNOT FAIL, HE CAN ONLY BE FAILED:
We are one day in and already at the "good tsar, bad boyars" stage. pic.twitter.com/quQeT6voXq
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) January 2, 2026
NOW OUT FROM ANDREW WAREHAM: Building the City of Mammon.
PUT AIR IN YOUR TIRES: Airmoto Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor. #CommissionEarned
WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: This Hypercar Brain Could Change How Even Affordable Cars Are Built.
BECAUSE OF COURSE: Spielberg Schindler’s List Foundation Now Funds Anti-Israel Groups.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: TurboTax Desktop Deluxe 2025, Federal & State Tax Return. #CommissionEarned
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul's Top Salesman https://t.co/FY9aOnJWWf pic.twitter.com/Xat8I0QeYs
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 2, 2026
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Despite What You See on Social Media, Not Everything Sucks.