SHE’S A CLASS ACT: ‘Political Sickness:’ Melania Trump Deplores Jimmy Kimmel’s Disturbing Shooting Jokes.

CLEAN YOUR POOL: Aiper Scuba X1 Pro Max Pool Robot Vacuum & Robotic Pool SkimmeR. #CommissionEarned

PARTY LIKE IT’S 1939:

Germany, 2026.

What a tragedy. pic.twitter.com/eVe1eGKmmD

— Luai Ahmed (@JustLuai) April 27, 2026

DOG BITES MAN: Media Finger America’s ‘Gun Culture’ In Apportioning Blame for Latest Assassination Attempt.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake https://t.co/EbZtoMcZg3 pic.twitter.com/IRUFyeQ7IP

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2026

SETTING THEIR SOURCE OF DESPERATELY NEEDED HARD CURRENCY ON FIRE:

It's methane they're burning, not oil. But it's the last ditch effort to buy a little time before shutting down the wells and capping them.

But remember, all the Trump haters want you to believe Iran is winning. https://t.co/LcHmGVnmq8

— Duane Patterson (@Radioblogger) April 27, 2026

FORE! Meet The Octopus With Enough Venom To Kill 26 Humans. Hint: It’s The Size Of A Golf Ball.

FIGHT THE NARRATIVE: Sorry, Media: China Is Not the Big Winner in the Iran War.

HIS MOTIVATIONS WERE UNCLEAR: The WHCA Dinner Shooter Had an Anti-Trump Manifesto. Here’s What It Says.

OH, I CAN: I Can’t Believe Obama Said This About the Latest Trump Assassination Attempt.

What the hell, his lips were moving.

HISTORY, UPDATED: Archaeologists Found 115,000-Year-Old Human Footprints Where They Shouldn’t Be.

HEH:

I like how they have to say ‘on the planet’ after @SpaceX launched a Tesla into deep space. https://t.co/KnuFMalYmr

— Scott Manley (@DJSnM) April 27, 2026

SHE MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER WHERE AL-JABR COMES FROM: Prof: Algebra, geometry perpetuate “whiteness”, “unearned privilege” in society.

There are things that are too stupid to be said by anyone but a professor of education.

AI WARS: China blocks Meta’s $2 billion takeover of AI startup Manus. “China’s state planner on Monday called for Meta to unwind its $2 billion acquisition of Manus, a Singaporean artificial intelligence startup with Chinese roots.”

WE’VE DESCENDED INTO SOME SORT OF BIZARRE HELL-WORLD IN WHICH BILL MAHER IS A VOICE OF SANITY:

Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he’s why Kamala Harris lost.

It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has “trans friends.”

“Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?” Maher asked.

Cross replied:… pic.twitter.com/fAFKVZiW9D

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) April 27, 2026

Exit quote: “Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You’re just why she lost and this is a case of that.“

HMM: This ‘Longevity Vitamin’ Has Puzzled Scientists for 30 Years — Now They May Have Answers: Researchers identified a gene that appears to help move this bacteria-derived compound — found in fermented foods like kefir and kimchi — into human cells. I do love kimchi.

THE SECSTATE WE NEED:

Secretary Rubio just laid down the law over the Straits of Hormuz.

Iran does not get to extort the world and play toll collector on international waters.

RUBIO: “If what they mean by opening the the straits is, yes, the straits are opened as long as you coordinate with Iran,… pic.twitter.com/sdgGgynIqs

— Overton (@overton_news) April 27, 2026

PROJECT HAIL MARY — A FUTURISTIC THROWBACK MOVIE.

My latest, over at Ed Driscoll.com.

IT CERTAINLY SEEMS THAT WAY: Trump Backs Secret Service but Allows That Extra Training May Be Necessary.

I COOK WITH OLIVE OIL, EXCEPT I USE AVOCADO OIL WHEN I’M COOKING AT HIGH TEMPERATURES: We Asked 4 Dietitians to Pick the Healthiest Cooking Oil—and They All Chose the Same One.

YOU HAD ME AT “OBAMA IS A LIAR”:

Obama is a liar. He says "we don't know the motive" but the shooter left a manifesto targeting Trump and officials.

Democrats know violent rhetoric has consequences and voters will punish it.

This isn't waiting for facts. This is political cover. Truth with @MariaBartiromo: pic.twitter.com/3fythc9kjm

— Mehek Cooke🇺🇸 (@MehekCooke) April 27, 2026

#JOURNALISM:

DRIVE-BY MEDIA: The NYT published a 'bombshell' story that Trump awarded a secret no-bid contract to fix the fountains in Lafayette Park to the firm building the White House ballroom. The only problem? It wasn't secret, it was offered to EVERY eligible contractor, only one could… pic.twitter.com/HVTbuSjRtw

— @amuse (@amuse) April 27, 2026

THEIR “PRINCIPLES” ARE LARGELY BASED ON AN UNINTERRUPTED FLOW OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY: Houston, Dallas And Austin Cave On ICE. “When last we checked, Democrat-controlled Houston was ready to cave on their anti-ICE police guidelines under the pressure of having the state withhold $110 million for their scofflaw ways. Now we have the follow-up: Houston, Dallas and Austin all caved.”

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Melania’s Right, But Firing Jimmy Kimmel Would Be Wrong.

The First Amendment allows for Kimmel’s brand of misinformation and hate. It’s up to audiences to either tune away or hang on every bit of his propaganda.

Firing Kimmel now is akin to wiping conspiracy monger Alex Jones off of social media a few years back. It might have felt good and righteous, but what happened next? Well, we all saw that scenario.

• The Twitter Files
• Scary Poppins
• Big Tech crushed conservative comedy
• A U.S. president got banished from social media
• A major news scandal got buried by social media

At this point, if ABC actually did the moral thing and fired Kimmel it would look like the Trumps made it happen. Instead of the truth – a late-night show host has lost his way, spreads rage on a nightly basis and has forgotten what his job description entails.

Still, what the First Lady said needed to be shared. It matters. Now, it’s up to the rest of us to reject Kimmel or allow more of his unhinged commentary.

That’s the American way, for better and worse.

Kimmel only gets about “2.17 million viewers,” according to TV Insider in March, so it seems as if the vast majority of Americans have rejected that “unhinged commentary” already.

THE NEEDS OF THE PARTY ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE, COMRADE:

I’m just an unfrozen caveman so this world confuses me. But how does it make sense that the 3 liberal justices eagerly upheld the much more egregious 48-4 California maps but dissented to upholding the Texas map? https://t.co/dMe4N5yyYA pic.twitter.com/6WCvmqaf6f

— Chris (@chriswithans) April 27, 2026