21ST CENTURY ENTERTAINMENT:

THIS GUY BUILT AN ENTIRE WIKIPEDIA THAT IS 100% AI HALLUCINATIONS AND IT'S OPEN SOURCE ON GITHUB

it's called Halupedia.

nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived.

the site has one rule: the universe only exists when you… pic.twitter.com/PbtRzxlQch

— Nav Toor (@heynavtoor) May 12, 2026

Here’s the link.

ICYMI: We Get Greenland! (Sort Of).

‘BE NICE TO ME:’ Dem CA Gov Hopeful Xavier Becerra Begs Reporter for Friendly Treatment, Exposes Entitlement.

Xavier Becerra was in the Biden Administration as the DHS Secretary. He was terrible at the job and did not keep the ‘homeland’ safe, in the least. Democrats fail up, so now he is running for the job of top executive in California.

He sat down for a news interview and before they started, he wanted to be sure the journalist knew he expected a friendly interview and not a ‘gotcha’ interview. How does he expect to run a huge state when he’s afraid of a news interview? What a wimp!

Everyone’s been wondering whether Xavier Becerra can withstand scrutiny.

Take a look at this interview clip and judge for yourself. pic.twitter.com/7hCxvV7AOz

— Kevin Liao (@KevinLiao_) May 12, 2026

KTLA just ended Xavier Becerra pic.twitter.com/oMuWmbdm8n

— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) May 12, 2026

The reporter's reaction to this exchange… https://t.co/aiJrIn1SHo pic.twitter.com/Glm3nXP8z9

— Rob Pyers (@rpyers) May 12, 2026

MILLISECONDS SAVE LIVES: Tesla Says Its Vision AI Software Can Deploy Airbags Prior to Impact: Using its external cameras, the system can reportedly see when a crash is about to happen and start prepping the airbags a fraction of a second sooner.

THEY’RE DELICIOUSLY CINNAMONY? James Webb telescope zooms in on a black hole that could reveal the truth about ‘little red dots.’

HAHA:

BBC Pidgin sticks the knife in pic.twitter.com/M1xxTLOfXs

— Bovril-Gesellschaft (@BovrilG) May 11, 2026

It’s a hoax, but it’s still funny. Somewhere Joseph Conrad is smiling.

Related (not a hoax): There’s a Laboured Stench of Desperation Hanging in the Air Around No. 10 This Morning.

DISPATCHES FROM AL-BRIṬĀNIYĀ:

My restaurant might get shut down by authorities.
Reason – not selling Halal food
For years, we’ve worked hard to build our restaurant. We are now facing ongoing harassment, nuisances outside the restaurant, and repeated complaints to the local council aimed at shutting us down… pic.twitter.com/eCarnGm1dE

— Harman Singh Kapoor (@kingkapoor72) May 12, 2026

POWER, UNLIMITED POWER! How to Make the Trump Battleship Even Deadlier With This 1 Weird Trick.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: ORARAER Biometric Smart Gun Safe with Wireless Charging. #CommissionEarned

CORRECTION: YOU’LL TOTALLY BELIEVE WHAT SHE JUST FOUND.

You are not gonna believe what I just found

The California Mayor who admitted to being a Chinese spy donated to the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee

Democrat Senators are being funded by Chinese spies

If it was the other way around, it would be front page news for weeks pic.twitter.com/wlHyLYzdub

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 12, 2026

“The only problem with tainted money is there taint enough of it.”

I PREFER .458 WINCHESTER: Safety Tip: Don’t Bet Your Life on Bear Spray.

HANG ON AND BRING THE WHOLE PARTY WITH YOU, KEIR: UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces growing calls to quit.

SAME, BUT THE C-IN-C DISAGREES, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

Trump: No Need to Rush Anything With Iran

Frankly, I would rather see action rather than talk

I would like to see oil prices and inflation back down

And I am sick and tired of Iran poking us in the eye on the world stage, and making it look like we're desperate for some sort…

— John Betts (@JohnFromCranber) May 12, 2026

DON’T GET COCKY: Democrats Running for the White House: A Parade of Long Shots.

REMEMBER 1981: Members Only Original Iconic Racer Jacket for Men. #CommissionEarned

HEH: A Thought Experiment Based on Flawed Assumptions is a Recipe for… Legacy Media Column Inches.

IT ALSO HELPS THAT HE SECRETLY WANTS TO BE DUPED:

Nick Kristof doesn't think Palestinians lie to him because he thinks he is above them and is incapable of being duped by a poor. It's a common theme in Western parroting of third world lies.

— Noam Blum (@neontaster) May 12, 2026

THE NECK TATTOO ALONE GUARANTEED THE CONVICTION: Michigan groom will spend decades in prison for killing his best friend on his wedding night.

DON’T LOOK AT ME, I’M ONLY 57: Happy 80th Birthday to the Greatest Alcoholic Who’s Ever Walked on Planet Earth!

THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Physicists Found the Ghost Haunting the World’s Most Famous Particle Accelerator.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DESPISE THE MEDIA…:

The commission on Hamas sexual violence against Israelis “has examined over 10,000 photographs and videos of the attack totalling more than 1,800 hours of visual analysis.”

Conversely, someone told Nick Kristof that Zionist dogs are trained to rape Arabs, so he wrote that. https://t.co/d2sVSwz7cZ

— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) May 12, 2026

…it will never be enough…:

Here's the sickest part about the NYT / Kristoff lies:

All the other "journalists" know it's bullshit. All of them. They know.

Notice the absolute silence. Notice how they're not all out there condemning what Kristoff did.

All in service to the cause. No matter how vile.

— RBe (@RBPundit) May 12, 2026

…just to cover their modus operandi.

HE CAN’T GO TOO SOON: Dead Starmer Walking? “The Mirror‘s current count has at least 75 Labour MPs calling for Starmer’s ouster from Number 10 Downing Street. While far short of a majority, it does show that there seems to be no fear of of declaring opposition to Starmer, which suggests he’s in a perilously weak position. And in truth, it’s hard to think of any leaders bouncing back from such an electoral disaster.”

ESCHEW ALL MODALITIES OF COCKSUREDNESS:

Ackshually, ackshually, ackshually, conservatives have a lot going for them:

SCOTUS is undoing 60 years of progressive jurisprudence, redistricting is going great, reapportionment is on the horizon, the right won on borders and immigration, elite progressive institutions have… https://t.co/0miuHfo4So

— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) May 12, 2026

CAN I TELL MYSELF TO BUY GOOGLE IN 2004: Physicists say it’s possible to send messages to the past.

A FEMALE FRIEND COMMENTS, “IF I LOOKED LIKE HER THERE WOULD BE NOT CLOTHES EVER!” ‘Euphoria’ faces backlash after Sydney Sweeney’s most X-rated episode yet.

I haven’t watched a single episode, but from what I hear this season’s writing sucks, and Sydney Sweeney is the only reason to watch. Sounds plausible. But I feel like the writers, or at least Sydney, have their fingers on the nation’s pulse:

An off-camera voice responds, “You sound like a Democrat.” Cassie laughs before replying with a derogatory slur: “I’m not r——-.”

In another clip, Cassie adds, “I just feel like American men have been treated like second-class citizens.”

“In the past, men used to be hunters, gatherers, and protectors. Now, they’re being forced to walk around on their tippy toes. It’s not natural,” she continues.

You could write a book on that.