April 3, 2026
SOCIALISM IN ONE LESSON:
🇪🇸🇪🇺 Spain passes Romania and becomes the EU country with the highest risk of child poverty. pic.twitter.com/YxDpbfdJnU
— Azat (@AzatAlsalim) April 3, 2026
HISTORY LESSON:
Islam did not exist during the time of Cyrus the Great.
The Islamic Republic are followers of Muhammad, not Cyrus.
The Cyrus Cylinder preaches ancient Persian and Zoroastrian values like religious tolerance and human rights, not Islamist ideology.
Do not let these Regimists… https://t.co/rVdq8POhFU
— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) April 3, 2026
My last car had semi-autonomous mode and the only time I had a problem was on the Interstate in Chattanooga when I came over a hill and there was dead-stopped traffic in both lanes ahead of me. The system couldn’t see cars that weren’t moving against the background, so it didn’t stop. I waited a second to see if it would and then had to brake pretty hard. If I hadn’t been paying attention, I would have rear-ended someone. I assume the separate electronic-crumple-zone braking would have kicked in before a collision but didn’t give it a chance.
My new car doesn’t have as many bells and whistles, and I don’t really miss them. But long drives were less tiring with the semi-autonomy.
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NEWS YOU CAN USE: The Must-See New Cars and Concepts of the 2026 New York Auto Show!
HEY, BIG SPENDER: Tech Media Propaganda Operation Makes It Official, Goes In-House At OpenAI. “On Thursday, OpenAI announced that it had acquired the Technology Business Programming Network (TBPN) show. The Financial Times reports that the recently de-Sorafied AI giant paid somewhere in the “low hundreds of millions of dollars” for the purchase. The deal immediately prompted a great deal of online handwringing about a nominal media operation selling out to one of the biggest companies in Silicon Valley, which is understandable but unwarranted. Nothing will have to change, as even the independent version of TBPN was already so dedicated to cheerleading for the rich and powerful people in tech as to have been indistinguishable from marketing.”
Maybe not all the interesting in itself, but OpenAI is expected to lose between $111 billion and $143 billion between 2024 and 2029 (OpenAI claims the lower figure, Deutsche Bank the higher one), and TBPN is believed to break even at the very best.
But what’s a few more hundred million between friends?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR AN A-10:
Extremely alarmed to see the scenes from Iran today of Iraqi proxy militias (PMF) entering Iran under the guise of “aid.”
These are forces that have a documented track record of slaughtering Iranians in the streets. The regime is literally importing foreign forces to kill… pic.twitter.com/rvzwIgGZ9N
— Emily Schrader – אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر (@emilykschrader) April 3, 2026
VAMPIRES REACT TO CROSS:
They picked the convenience of criminals over the safety of citizens.
They would rather bury the truth than own up to reality.
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) April 1, 2026
See also, the left’s reaction after October 7th to posters of Israelis kidnapped by Hamas: Why Can’t They Just Leave The Jewish Hostage Posters Alone?
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Tried to Steal… an Election? “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the importance of leaving the scene of the crime, the stupidest way to save money on gas, and how to party like a shark in the Bahamas.”
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LAYERS AND LAYERS OF FACT CHECKERS AND EDITORS:
This is what happens when you let woke children run newsrooms. https://t.co/215qqQd32F
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) April 3, 2026
Live look at the New York Times bullpen:

TRUST THE EXPERTS:
A correction will appear in tomorrow's print edition:
"A headline with an article on Friday about President Trump’s threats to leave NATO misstated the full name of the body. It is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, not the North American Treaty Organization."— NYTimes Communications (@NYTimesPR) April 3, 2026
DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES: Naked bike ride organizer slapped with child sex crime charges in WA.
Zachary Elisha Robertson, 42, of Bellingham, was taken into custody on March 10 on two felony counts of possession of child pornography. Investigators located approximately 25 nude images of prepubescent and pubescent girls on his laptop upon the execution of a search warrant. He later allegedly confessed to downloading nude images of girls between the ages of 5 and 7 years old, according to court documents.
Robertson, a nudist and homesteader, was reported to authorities by his wife, who allegedly walked in on Robertson pleasuring himself to the images on his laptop on March 6. Police obtained a search warrant and arrested Robertson at his home days later. He was quickly released from jail on $2,500 bail, records show.
The defendant is the author and illustrator of the children’s book Norma Normal, which centers on a little girl who “lives naked” in the outdoors. Roberston alleged to investigators that the pornographic images of kids on his laptop served as references for his 2020 book; however, detectives rejected his claim, according to a probable cause affidavit.
Good lord.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:
France was the only Western country to vote 'NO' at the UN Security Council to authorize Arab nations to use force to open the strait.
France voted with China & Russia.
That was yesterday.
Today, French ships are passing through the strait.I don't believe in coincidences. https://t.co/DPxmBJXNJK
— David D. Chapman (@DavidD_Chapman) April 3, 2026
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Feds’ HUGE Bust in ‘Kingdom of Fraud’ Leaves King Gavin Big Mad “Welcome to your weekly West Coast, Messed Coast™ update, where this week the feds pulled the card, as we used to say, of Gov. Gavin Newsom. He was found wanting. And he was really quite cranky about it.”
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CITY JOURNAL: “The DSA Is Following the Soros Playbook” by focusing on state and local elections.
QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED:
Counterterrorism. https://t.co/gjIU3URGWI
— Ridvan Aydemir | Apostate Prophet (@ApostateProphet) April 2, 2026
CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: Anti-Gun Swamp Creature Uses SAVE Act to Outlaw Private Gun Sales, Create a Universal Federal Paper Trail. “Coons’ Amendment 4655 would effectively outlaw nearly all private firearm sales and transfers in the United States. Under this proposal, you would no longer be free to sell, gift, or transfer a firearm to another law-abiding citizen without federal government involvement.”
TRUMP HAS BROKEN THE MAN WHO HAS PLAYED THE GODFATHER, JAKE LA MOTTA, AND AL CAPONE:
This is such a perfect example of how Trump broke the brains of so many on the Left. In the name of opposing "totalitarianism" and "defending democracy," DeNiro thinks there should be a body of elites who bar people from running for office, including someone who went on to win… https://t.co/H2eKWF5rv1
— Batya Ungar-Sargon (@bungarsargon) April 1, 2026
Tweet continues, “DeNiro thinks there should be a body of elites who bar people from running for office, including someone who went on to win the popular vote. What’s sad is that DeNiro is obviously experiencing immense, totalizing pain, genuine psychic distress at the outcome of an election. So much of their hatred of Trump is just an attempt to evade recognizing that democracy—their neighbors getting what they want when they vote in greater numbers—causes them searing psychic pain.”
WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: Transcranial magnetic stimulation can target a deep brain region without surgery or medication.
THE NOT SO FINAL COUNTDOWN:
Barack Obama has only four years to save the world. That is the stark assessment of Nasa scientist and leading climate expert Jim Hansen who last week warned only urgent action by the new president could halt the devastating climate change that now threatens Earth. Crucially, that action will have to be taken within Obama’s first administration, he added.
— President ‘has four years to save Earth,’ the London Guardian, January 17, 2009.
For AOC in 2019, we had 12 years to go: AOC: No, Seriously, We Only Have 12 Years Left.
For Bernie, the following year, it was six or seven years:
Six years ago Bernie Sanders claimed that humanity only had about six years left to stop the existential threat of climate change.
Bernie said the way to stop it was by passing the Green New Deal. The GND was projected to cost between $10 and $90 trillion.
Bernie doesn't talk… pic.twitter.com/uhtuUgstnO
— MAZE (@mazemoore) February 21, 2026
Tweet continues, “Bernie doesn’t talk as much about climate change as he used to. Now he fundraises off of ‘Fight the Oligarchy.'”
To be fair, Bernie has been “fighting the oligarchy” during many presidential administrations:
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 11, 2025
But for those proclaiming the end of the world is nigh, maybe just stick with 57 years on the sandwich board to be safe:
TO BE FAIR, THAT’S BY DESIGN: Former Climate Activist Perfectly Explains Why Net-Zero Leads to Disaster.