FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Did What We All Want to Do to Cyclists Sometimes. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the worst excuse for super-speeding, how to get lucky with Sheriff Grady, and the perfect thing to wear to a robbery in Tennessee.”
August 28, 2026
CLEAN YOUR TEETH: Plaque Remover for Teeth. #CommissionEarned
MANUFACTURED HYSTERIA: The Gun Control Machine Tries to Whip Up Panic Over Incremental Suppressor Deregulation.
21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: Laser used to shoot down cartel drones near Mexico border. “Officials described the drones, though exact locations were not disclosed, as ‘hostile’ and that they posed a ‘physical threat’ to U.S. service members and Customs and Border Protection personnel.”
NEWS FROM ACROSS THE POND: Why Conservatives on this Side of the Atlantic Lose. “There are far too many conservative politicians and commentators who lack spines. They are afraid to stand tall, and they will retreat even before being criticized.”
IT’S COME TO THIS: Former Trump supporter Milo Yiannopolous has been arrested and detained by ICE.
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Califraudia’s Protection Act for Billion-Dollar Robber Barons “What an impressive week on the West Coast, Messed Coast™! Each state is battling for the title of Most Likely To Be Abandoned by normies. This, of course, occurs during the week those same states shook down Facebook/Instagram for billions for failing to properly parent their children.”
UPGRADE YOUR PILLOW: C CUSHION LAB Deep Sleep Pillow. #CommissionEarned
NIFTY: Army awards $2.2B in contracts for nuclear microreactors.
The initiative, dubbed Project Janus, looks to achieve greater energy independence so critical military missions can continue if the commercial electrical grid fails.
“Everything that we do, from communications to radar, just requires constant energy,” Jeff Waksman, principal deputy assistant secretary of the Army for installations, energy and environment, told reporters Wednesday. “As we start to think about where things are going in the future with drones, with energy weapons, there’s just more and more demand for electricity.”
Nuclear energy is a “natural game-changer” for the Army, he added.
My offer to host a microreactor in my backyard to power the neighborhood remains open.
THE FEMINISTS ARE TOO BUSY COSPLAYING AS “HANDMAID’S TALE” SEX SLAVES TO COMMENT:
Any “feminists” care to comment?
Or is “feminism” just a Marxist scam to poison sexual relations and attack Western culture?
It’s interesting what radicals attack and don’t attack. Because it exposes them all as frauds. https://t.co/1Lx5oPyBDp
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) August 28, 2026
VIGILANTISM IS THE NATURAL BYPRODUCT OF BAD GOVERNANCE:
🇪🇸 Les habitants de Ceuta détruisent le camp des clandestins marocains. pic.twitter.com/HNv75NWSaI
— Damien Rieu (@DamienRieu) August 27, 2026
The Spanish patriots in Ceuta are not joking anymore. See with your own eyes. https://t.co/sn1HvD2edI pic.twitter.com/O1IOHeJd9S
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 28, 2026
Patriots are destroying invader camps in Ceuta.
Dirty Sánchez has failed the people.
The people are dealing with it themselves.
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) August 27, 2026
Or in Spain’s case, criminal governance.
READER FAVORITE: Apple AirPods 4 Wireless Earbuds. #CommissionEarned
WELL, GOOD: Hoplophobe’s Hell: More Americans Are Rejecting Gun Control. “The decline wasn’t a landslide, but represents a consistent trend downward for America’s gun control industry. Sure, the right to keep and bear arms isn’t an 80/20 issue — yet — but it’s favorable enough that almost no one running for Congress outside a handful of crime-soaked blue cities wants to test voter support for more gun control laws.”
MAKE MERIT GREAT AGAIN:
Another huge W for the Trump administration on the critical issues of meritocracy and fairness in the workplace! The EEOC (agency tasked with enforcing civil rights of employees) is taking steps toward stopping all race and sex data collection from employers.
I explained a bit…
— Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ (@InezFeltscher) August 28, 2026
SUMMARY EXECUTION WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR PIRATES, AND TERRORISTS ARE EVERY BIT HOSTIS HUMANI GENERIS:Why Is KSM Still Alive?
21ST CENTURY MEDICINE: AI Tool Mapped Nerves During Brain Surgery That Saved A Man’s Eyesight. “Doctors at the National Hospital for Neurology and Neurosurgery (NHNN) in London operated on the patient, Rhys Hibbert, using an AI tool to analyze live surgical footage and highlight vital nerves and blood vessels to avoid while removing the tumor, the BBC reported Wednesday. This real-time AI video tool was designed in-house at University College London’s Hawkes Institute and runs on NVIDIA’s Clara IGX computer, according to a Thursday University College London Hospitals (UCLH) NHS Foundation Trust announcement.”
THE HERO WITH A THOUSAND FACES:
My students were always a bit gobsmacked when I showed them this in the Film Industry and Synergy classes. pic.twitter.com/UC8GKkUdJC
— Badger (@Bertrom) August 27, 2026
George Lucas stumbled into an extremely bulletproof formula: “Maybe The King’s Speech is simply the long-overdue art house equivalent of Star Wars.”
TRUE TALES OF THE ABSURD: Iran Mined the Strait of Hormuz With… Trash Bags?
LOTS OF SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON THE INTERNET. IT’S BEEN THAT WAY FOR A COUPLE OF DECADES.
Done right this is an industry that won't just remake blue-collar workers lives, it will also remake communities that have been on their knees for 40 years.
Always be curious. Always be skeptical. If something does a 180 & politicians are suddenly demonizing it in a short period… https://t.co/0wJNrJDyM3— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) August 28, 2026
