KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Just In Time for Halloween — Somewhat Lifelike Mitch McConnell. “It is difficult and painful to watch those we love experience rapid, age-related decline. When it comes to our loved ones, we do whatever we can for their quality of life. That rarely involves making them go to work. It never involves parading them in front of television cameras and subjecting them to intense media scrutiny.”
September 18, 2026
RIKKI SCHLOTT’S NOTHING SERIOUS ASKS WHETHER THROWING OUT COURTSHIP, COMMITMENT, AND OLD-FASHIONED STANDARDS ACTUALLY MADE ANYONE HAPPIER. Judging by modern dating, the results are not encouraging. Pre-order Nothing Serious now.
I THOUGHT AT FIRST THAT THIS MUST BE A PARODY OR AN AI GENERATION:
Lindsay Clancy has been punished enough because "She's lost her children"
Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman? pic.twitter.com/eTBT41gRNp
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 17, 2026
Alas, it is real.
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS SURPRISED BY THIS: We ran the data on trans teen suicide panic — and found the claims are misleading.
“You can choose between a live son or a dead daughter.”
Countless parents have heard some variation of these words — from physicians, medical associations, media outlets or online activists.
If children believe they’re born in the wrong body and can’t get sex-change treatments, the argument goes, they’re at high risk of committing suicide.
No claim has swayed more parents to let their kids get puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones and even surgeries.
The same claim has struck fear into the hearts of lawmakers considering restrictions on such treatments.
But as we show in a new report, the suicide threat isn’t true.
Read the whole thing. But understand that the parents of children too young to get a tattoo without permission were emotionally blackmailed into surgically and chemically altering those same kids.
THE ENEMY WITHIN:
EXCLUSIVE: Judge Boasberg was a 9-time host for a CCP-founded program run by a Chinese spy front flagged for its efforts to compromise Americans.
SIX were during his FISA term—with access to top secret intelligence. 🧵 pic.twitter.com/phgdrwCto1
— Natalie Winters (@nataliegwinters) September 17, 2026
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:
EXCLUSIVE: Judge Boasberg was a 9-time host for a CCP-founded program run by a Chinese spy front flagged for its efforts to compromise Americans.
SIX were during his FISA term—with access to top secret intelligence. 🧵 pic.twitter.com/phgdrwCto1
— Natalie Winters (@nataliegwinters) September 17, 2026
MARK JUDGE: The New Yorker: Conservatives are Bringing Sexy Back. “The New Yorker just published a piece by Jennifer Wilson about America’s new ideas of what’s sexy. The trend is driven by conservatives, who’ve claimed breasts, lingerie and hotness in the wake of the left’s transgender, feminist and #MeToo madness. Here’s the amazing thing about The New Yorker piece: it takes the side of the right. Wilson tries to protest, but her tone reveals that she thinks the left has become too rigid.”
DAVID MANNEY: Washington Finally Connected the Dots on Fraud Cases Across the Country. “Twenty-seven FBI field offices were working fraud cases that looked local. Then Washington finally put the data in the same room.”
UNSOLVABLE PROBLEM: If you know who wrote these words, you likely know what the all-caps refers to: “As according to the theory of Natural Selection an interminable number of intermediate forms must have existed … why is not every geological formation charged with such links?” Go here for the solution.
AT THE APOGEE OF MEDIA BIAS:
35% of media coverage of Lindsay Clancy is negative.
96% of media coverage of Elon Musk is negative.
One killed her children and the other exposed government theft.
So telling… pic.twitter.com/fnTwVNbN38
— C3 (@C_3C_3) September 17, 2026
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH:
Understand this and you will understand about 90% of everything that’s called “politics” ⬇️ https://t.co/KE0pZuNlAD
— Alice Smith (@TheAliceSmith) September 17, 2026
By the way, Alice is the great-great-great granddaughter of Adam Smith. She gets it.
DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES: Murder Charges Dropped Because Travis County Missed Deadlines.
“A murder charge that Perius previously faced was dismissed due to the Travis County District Attorney’s Office failing to meet the indictment deadline.” Somehow this case of massive incompetence got relegated to half a sentence at the end of paragraph five.
Under Soros-backed DA Jose Garza, Travis County’s DA office has put a revolving door on the jailhouse to allow repeat offenders back out on the streets to continue victimizing law-abiding citizens.
Usually murder cases are treated with a fair degree of seriousness in a competent DA’s office (at least outside of no-witness drug gang shootings). They’re high profile cases that receive special attention, but evidently not in Travis County.
This is not on accident.
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NO. NEXT QUESTION? Does Anybody Believe That Talarico and El Sayed Have Actually Moderated?
HE’S HARDLY POTUS, BUT THAT’S HARDLY THE POINT:
WATCH: Republicans step in around Sen. Mitch McConnell as confusion breaks out over his vote during a farm bill markup in the Senate Agriculture Committee.
McConnell quietly says “aye” as GOP Sen. John Hoeven leans over and tells him “no" multiple times.
A staffer then… pic.twitter.com/uP0bEG5s6R
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 17, 2026
#JOURNALISM:
https://t.co/mGdNgXPxwS pic.twitter.com/osgj0X9KFW
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) September 16, 2026
LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE: Education Department Probes District Accused of Transing Teen Taken From Catholic Parents.
SO HE NEEDS HELP WITH SECURITY: Stand With the Juror.
MASSIVE RESISTANCE:
EXCLUSIVE: Berkeley Law School dean Erwin Chemerinsky explains how he has secretly enacted a policy of racial discrimination in faculty hiring—which is illegal in California.
"If I'm ever deposed, I'm going to deny I said this to you." pic.twitter.com/GYgtNZfhtb
— Christopher Rufo (@christopherrufo) June 29, 2023
If you've recently applied to Berkeley Law as faculty and received a rejection, which you suspect might have involved discrimination, send me an email at . I will connect you with public interest lawyers who might want to sue.
— Christopher Rufo (@christopherrufo) June 29, 2023
IMPORTANT. MAYBE VITAL: Documenting the first time a solar flare impacted Earth technology.
COME ON, GUYS! THIS ISN’T FUNNY. WHO BORROWED MY SHOCKED FACE THIS TIME? Blue states with strong teachers’ unions have lower student literacy levels: study shows.
Mumbles: it’s never there when I need it, and Stephen Green sends it back smelling like a distillery. This is no way to treat a shocked face TM.
A BRITISH CONSERVATIVE’S PERSPECTIVE ON THE PASSING SCENE: Letter From America – No. 3.