THE FIFTH COLUMN IS COMING TO FIRE’S FREE SPEECH CONFERENCE, WHICH SEEMS ALMOST SUSPICIOUSLY ON-BRAND. We the Fifth has spent years saying the unsayable, asking the impolite question, and making bad arguments uncomfortable. I can’t wait to have them at Soapbox for a live recording.
May 7, 2026
CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: After Suing Denver Over AWB, DOJ Sues State of Colorado Over ‘High Cap’ Magazine Ban.
The funny thing is, I know at least one local range that sells verboten “high capacity” magazines, and a former employee told me that LEOs were big buyers of them.
YES YOU CAN Support Obama’s Hideous Vanity Complex With These Inspiring Gift Shop Items.
The Barack Obama Presidential Center won’t be open to the public for another few weeks, but the gift shop is already up and running. All proceeds will support the Obama Foundation and its mission to “inspire, empower, and connect people to change their world.” The foundation is also responsible for funding and operating the new presidential center, which has been described as a “hideous eyesore” befitting the colossal vanity of a tinpot dictator.
So, what are you waiting for? You can help fund Obama’s brutalist monstrosity right now by purchasing some of the inspiring items for sale on the center’s website.
This gorgeous lapel pin ($30) This “unique accessory” was designed by Sameera Chukkapalli Holmes, a former NYU professor of ethical leadership and an architect who specializes in sustainability and social equity. It allegedly represents the “intersection of bold design and global leadership.”
The New York Post adds that “Many weren’t impressed with the pricey pins — with some comparing them to chewing gum, pregnancy tests and blobs of toothpaste. ‘It looks like chewed gum or an eraser that a third grader has been mutilating,’ one user on X wrote.” Wow, that’s just churlish, and rude. Why, it’s as if a Murdoch-owned publication has a grudge with the Lightworker.
And vice-versa:
In 2016, the AG's office subpoenaed me and other top Fox News executives after it convened a Grand Jury and Federal fishing expedition against Fox.
They went through our emails, flew me across the country, and interrogated us under oath. My legal fees alone were over $100,000.… https://t.co/WFAKfhoxvo
— Ken LaCorte (@KenLaCorte) May 6, 2026
HUH:
This is an amazing Easter egg. Barbara Lagoa was reportedly the runner up to Barrett for the Supreme Court seat. This almost reads like she’s hinting that if she had gotten the seat, there wouldn’t now be all these headaches around the birthright citizenship case and other… https://t.co/6WP7LmkeRB
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) May 7, 2026
ANALYSIS: TRUE. Ted Turner Wouldn’t Make It as a Democrat Now.
WHAT LOSERS THINK IS A “SCANDAL.”
I read this scurrilous example of yellow journalism so you don't have to.
KEY POINT:
Buried deep in this insane hit piece is the fact that Kash Patel pays for these customized bottles of bourbon himself.
So the FBI Director pays for some high quality bourbon and has the… https://t.co/2SqzIva9Kj
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) May 6, 2026
OKAY, GROOMERS: Border Patrol Raids Disney Cruise Ship, Finds Every Parent’s Nightmare Lurking on Board — This Is What Dems Want Defunded.
A group of alleged child predators were arrested after they’d been working around children and families aboard a Disney cruise.
They were apprehended by the same immigration agents Democrats want to defund.
KNSD reported Wednesday that a Disney cruise docked in San Diego after a trip with stops in Ensenada, Baja California, as well as Catalina Island, where federal agents took several employees into custody.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman Sandra Grisolia released a statement about the raid:
“On April 28, HSI San Diego arrested twenty-three crewmembers from multiple cruise ships at the Port of San Diego as part of Operation Tidal Wave. The arrests targeted individuals suspected of involvement with Child Sexual Abuse Material (CSAM), based on information received from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.”
Read the whole thing.
TEMU MISSILES:
China secretly supplied 100 CM-302 anti-ship missiles to Iran during the ceasefire. During yesterday’s attack on U.S. Navy warships, Iran launched them, but none hit their targets,either intercepted or failing mid-flight due to technical issues. Chinese equipment is failing again pic.twitter.com/Mr6lJzLW1B
— Baba Banaras™ (@RealBababanaras) May 5, 2026
JON CALDARA: Flipping the script: Coloradans no longer run their government.
Independence Institute, which I run, helped bring together nearly 50 highly diverse organizations that are usually at each other’s throats. We all shared a common concern: government in Colorado is turning opaque.
Open records are getting harder to access, open meetings are closing. The “people’s” work is being hidden from the people.
And when I say organizations from all over the political spectrum worked together, I’m not exaggerating: Independence Institute, the ACLU, Heidi Ganahl’s conservative Rocky Mountain Voice, the progressive Colorado Times Recorder, Colorado Public Radio, League of Women Voters, Colorado Press Association, Colorado Broadcasters Association, Common Cause, Colorado Black Women for Action, and many, many more.
Over a year-and-a-half of work we crafted a constitutional reform based on what many other states already have, called “Right to Know.” It’s simple: a fundamental right for the people to access public records and government deliberations, with reasonable exceptions.
But you won’t see this proposed amendment on your fall ballot.
The normally sober state Title Board voted 2–1 to block it. The appointees of Secretary of State Jena Griswold and Attorney General Phil Weiser voted against you being able to vote on governmental transparency.
Were they ordered to do so? I’ll let others speculate.
Their argument was that your “right to know” the affairs of government isn’t a single subject, and only “single subjects” may go to the ballot.
Legislators’ bills must also have a single subject. The difference is they get to decide for themselves whether a bill qualifies. By contrast, we “the people” must get permission from an unelected board. A set of rules for them; a different set for us.
If they don’t want openness, it’s because they’re hiding stuff.
NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT, AND YOU CAN GET IT WITHOUT EVEN TRYING:
One of my friends works in boutique employment law in NYC, white male discrimination cases rule because instead of having to meticulously pick through years of performance reviews and correspondence for a hint of discrimination, you just subpoena emails and Ctrl+F “white men” https://t.co/Z4YFynQMZf
— Foundational White Janissary (@White_Janissary) May 6, 2026
THE SINGULARITY, OR SOMETHING LIKE IT: AI Models Near the Point Where They Can Build a Better Version of Themselves.
STRENGTHEN YOUR HAIR: Routine Wellness Anti-Thinning Shampoo and Conditioner Set for Thinning Hair. #CommissionEarned
OR JUST SITS THERE DOING NOTHING WITH 80/20 LEGISLATION, SEN. THUNE:
Lesson from Indiana: Term “partisan” carries undeserved negative connotation-at least when its Republicans). When voters endorse one party, they have right to expect elected officials will use political levers at its disposal to enact its agenda. Gerrymandering (which is…
— Margot Cleveland (@ProfMJCleveland) May 6, 2026
BLUE CITY BLUES: Wall Street giant Apollo aims to open ‘second headquarters’ outside NYC — in latest fallout from Mamdani’s war on the wealthy.
Private equity giant Apollo Global Management, headquartered in Manhattan, has decided to open a new business hub — internally dubbed its “second headquarters” — in either Florida or Texas with an official decision likely to be made public in the coming weeks, people close to the matter say.
The new outpost could eventually become home to as many as 1,000 employees over time – in line with Apollo’s current headcount in New York, the sources said. The buyout firm currently employs more than 6,000 worldwide.
Previously: Zohran Mamdani’s victory in NYC mayoral primary leaves Wall Street ‘alarmed’ and ‘depressed.’
Now they’re just leaving.
ONCE BURNED, TWICE SHY:
I don’t think this hantavirus thing is anything to worry about. The pandemic risk is extremely low. But the problem is that our “public health authorities” permanently destroyed their credibility with covid, so if there ever is an apocalyptic pandemic nobody will believe them.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 7, 2026
APOCALYPTO II, FIRST WORLD BOOGALOO:
It says something about how fundamentally the West changed the World, down to the neurons in the heads of people across the planet, that they're unable to even imagine their own culture as anything else than the West with a superficial coat of paint. And that's what really stings https://t.co/lir7v3E2og
— Alexander G. Rubio (@AlexanderGRubi2) May 6, 2026
Let's consult the historical record to see what the Aztec society was up to when the Spanish conquered it.
First, from Cortes:
“They have a most horrid and abominable custom which truly ought to be punished and which until now we have seen in no other part, and this is that,… https://t.co/jFNmCSTLVv
— Andrew Côté (@Andercot) May 6, 2026
If only Aztec Batman had been better at his job: Trailer: Warner Brothers reveals Aztec Batman, where evil white Europeans come to destroy the peaceful natives.
A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19. pic.twitter.com/YXn8VTzIng
— Warner Bros. Entertainment (@WBHomeEnt) July 25, 2025
IT ISN’T THEFT WHEN THE LEGISLATURE DOES IT:
Washington just became the first state in U.S. history to terminate a public employee pension plan.
The plan belongs to retired police officers and firefighters. LEOFF Plan 1 was 160% funded as of June 2024 per the state's own actuarial valuation. It had not required a single… pic.twitter.com/6TiBBIYgtf
— Shane Kidwell (@shanerkidwell) May 6, 2026
I VOTED FOR THIS: DOJ moves to block Nebraska tuition benefits for illegal immigrants.
IF AMERICA IS A CREEDAL NATION, THEN CAN WE DENATURALIZE AND DEPORT PEOPLE WHO COME HERE AND DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO THE CREED?
“There is no French culture” was weird when Macron said it, and “there is no common American culture” is also weird when a SCOTUS justice says it
— Adrian Vermeule (@Vermeullarmine) May 7, 2026
Because if not, what does “creedal nation” mean?
NOVEMBER PREVIEW (MISSISSIPPI EDITION): ‘Earliest Opportunity’ — Gov Opens Door To Redrawing Maps After SCOTUS Nukes Race-Based Districting.
Mississippi, Reeves said, now has three separate redistricting fights in play.
“We have Supreme Court districts, we have congressional districts – which is what everybody in Washington, D.C., cares about — and then we have legislative districts,” Reeves said.
The most immediate issue is Mississippi’s state Supreme Court map. A federal judge ruled last year that Mississippi’s three Supreme Court districts violated Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, triggering a remedial phase that could force lawmakers to redraw the districts.
“My initial call for a special session … was specifically for Supreme Court redistricting in the event that the federal judge forced our legislature to redraw those districts,” Reeves said.
But the governor made clear that the special session may not stop there.
“I have the ability as governor, constitutionally, to either remove that call of the special session or to add to it for the purposes of any other topic, which could include other redistricting matters,” Reeves explained.
Well, get to it.
FRAUD ALL THE WAY DOWN:
California Rep Kevin Kiley says they have learned the $100 million dollar pacific palisades Fire Aid concert money was laundered to nonprofits
“What we have learned is absolutely beyond belief — Tens of thousands of people donated raising a hundred million dollars for what they… pic.twitter.com/7vBGCaVeui
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) May 6, 2026
CHANGE: Border czar promises ‘mass deportations are coming’ to fulfill Trump’s promises.
Hey, if our beloved moderate president Ike could do it . . .
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:
Ivy League Grads Slip Below County Fair Carnies On Forbes List Of Most Desirable Employee Candidates https://t.co/xg3muNUneE pic.twitter.com/jpGKTcwX0l
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 7, 2026
