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March 31, 2026
IT’S COME TO THIS: Kristi Noem’s husband seen ‘pouting in photos with fake breasts.’
Bryon Noem, the husband of former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, was reported to have a secret double life as a model for adult entertainers.
Hundreds of online messages reviewed by The Daily Mail, involving three women in the “bimbofication” scene, in which performers dress as real-life Barbie dolls. The alleged messages indicate that Bryon praised the performers’ surgically-enhanced bodies and even, allegedly, confessed to how he lusted for “huge, huge ridiculous boobs.”
In one selfie shared by the insurance mogul, Bryon can be seen slipping into a flesh-colored crop top and skintight pink shorts. It also appeared that Bryon managed to stuff two balloons inside his shirt to resemble breasts and positioned the knots to resemble nipples.
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Another photo obtained by The Daily Mail shows the father of three wearing a form-fitting pair of green leggings with a white top over two orbs. In a bizarre twist, Bryon’s face is fully visible in both photos.
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages https://t.co/4GvCcfPK9j
— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) March 31, 2026
Well, now we know why Noem was fired by Trump at the beginning of the month. But perhaps her husband is angling for a job in the next Democratic administration:

Tyler Cherry is the new White House Associate Communications Director.
Although Tyler is physically incapable of defending himself, he advocates for defunding the police & abolishing ICE.
Tyler is also a pro-Hamas supporter. pic.twitter.com/pf2kST8Jfa
— Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) June 23, 2024

BOTTOM STORY OF THE DAY: King Charles III to visit U.S. in late April, attend state dinner at the White House, Trump says.
CHANGE?
BREAKING: Alberta now projected to schedule a referendum to secede from Canada this year.
60% chance. pic.twitter.com/WNsIIdNQ7X
— Polymarket (@Polymarket) March 31, 2026
BIG BADDA BOOMS: Rabbi Michael Barclay’s Iran War Update for March 31.
EXALT THE CRIMINAL, IGNORE THE INNOCENT:
George Floyd, a drug addict who overdosed gets entire city blocks dedicated to him.
But murals to Iryna Zarutska, an innocent Ukrainian refugee who was brutally stabbed to death gets her murals removed.
Democrats are sick people.
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) March 31, 2026
CHRISTIAN TOTO: Ex-Amazon Studios Head Slams Woke Hollywood.
Price stepped aside as head and founder of Amazon Studios, the company behind the Ryan Gosling smash, before it conquered Hollywood.
Price can still appreciate both the film and the message it hopes to share with major movie studios.
Audiences want to be entertained, not lectured. “Project Hail Mary” does the former oh, so well.
Price shared a jaw-dropping op-ed in, of all places, The New York Times, slamming Hollywood for losing the plot. It’s why the film industry is in big trouble, he argues. The only hope may be more movies like “Project Hail Mary.”
Smart. Uplifting. Original. Human.
Fun.
Fun sells tickets and popcorn. Lectures, not so much.
ALLIES:
Italy joins Spain: it has banned U.S. military planes from landing at a base in Sicily on their way to the Middle East (Reuters).
— Amit Segal (@AmitSegal) March 31, 2026
But there’s this from the full report: “Corriere della Sera added that permission was not granted as the U.S. had not sought authorisation and Italy’s military leadership was not consulted, as required under treaties governing the use of U.S. military installations in the country.”
Bad communications, perhaps?
AMERICANS WILL ADOPT ANY MEASUREMENT TO AVOID USING THE METRIC SYSTEM: World’s largest Cadbury Mini egg weighs as much as an emu.
WORSE, THEY AREN’T EVEN LOYAL TO THEIR OWN INTERESTS…:
It turns out the whole Iran conflict is a loyalty test for the Europeans and everybody failed. 😂
— Steve Hou (@stevehou) March 31, 2026
…although that’s been increasingly true for two decades or more.
SAVE GIRLS’ SPORTS: DOJ sues Minnesota, state high school league for allowing boys to compete in girls’ sports.
According to the DOJ, the Minnesota Department of Education (MDE) and the Minnesota State High School League (MSHSL) have engaged “in sex-based discrimination by requiring girls to compete against boys in athletic competitions that are designated exclusively for girls and allowing boys to invade intimate spaces designated exclusively for girls.”
In doing so, MDE and MSHSL have openly defied Title IX, which prohibits sex-based discrimination in any education program or activity that receives federal funding, the DOJ said in a press release.
“The Justice Department cannot ignore a state’s brazen defiance of federal antidiscrimination law,” said Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon of the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division. “In service of radical gender ideology, Minnesota’s actions violate Title IX and deny female athletes their hard-earned trophies, records, dignity, and safety.”
The lawsuit highlights the story of Marissa Rothenberger, a biological male who pitched for the girls’ varsity softball team as a junior at Champlin Park High School.
Rothenberger threw multiple shutouts, including a complete-game shutout in the Class 4A state championship game, leading the Rebels to the 2025 title.
Previously: “Never been hit so hard in my life”: Angela Carini Quits Boxing Bout After Punch By Male Opponent.
HMMM: Trump “is priming the the public (and world) with a new mental frame: the Strait of Hormuz is not Iranian sovereign territory anymore:”
This post by Trump is pre-framing what's to come. Read along and you'll start to see it too.
When Trump tells the UK to "go to the Strait and just TAKE IT," the surface read is that he's venting at allies who didn't show up.
But the deeper move is priming the the public (and… pic.twitter.com/wXEFOesNYy
— American Debunk (@AmericanDebunk) March 31, 2026
And at the moment, it seems to be moving again:
BREAKING: Huge uplift in vessel traffic through the Strait of Hormuz today.
The regime has lost control.
pic.twitter.com/TFPmDEWEF1— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 31, 2026
Related: In other aquatic news:
imagine not knowing what "heavy water is" and reading the term "heavy water production plant" then being stupid enough to deduce that it's drinking water
— n (@Panegyrick) March 30, 2026
THE NEW SPACE RACE REALLY IS SPACEX VS. THE WORLD:
🚀 The Q4 Rocket Report just came out, with a record breaking surge in launch activity.
SpaceX had 97% share of U.S. launch, and 83% globally. China was 8%, Russia 4%, all other U.S. 3%, Korea 1%, Japan 0.6%, Europe 0.2%, and India 0.1% pic.twitter.com/h6PFJiGXVt
— Steve Jurvetson (@FutureJurvetson) March 31, 2026
“IT’S REALLY HARD TO OVERSTATE JUST HOW BADLY CHINA’S MILITARY INDUSTRY HAS BEEN HUMILIATED IN THE PAST YEAR:”
Over the course of my research on Israel's deeper integration with China's regional rivals post-October 7th, I discovered something absolutely wild.
Thailand – who is NOT hostile to the CCP – has pivoted to Israeli air defense systems after seeing how much better their Israeli…
— come into my tent (@boom_tentpeg) March 30, 2026
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BLACK-PILLING USUALLY IS: All The Gun Rights Black Pilling On the Trump DOJ’s 2A Record is a Massive Overreaction. “No other administration has filed lawsuits (let alone multiple) to vindicate gun rights. And besides a lone amicus brief in Trump’s first term, no prior admin has filed amicus briefs to fight against state ‘assault weapons’ bans, magazine bans, ammo background checks, sensitive places, etc.”
ALL THE DEMOCRATS HAVE TO DO IS NOT BE CRAZY, AND THEY CAN’T EVEN DO THAT:
Voters may not love Republicans, but increasingly, they fear Democrats.
A new @YouGov deep dive shows support for Democrats slipping across almost every demographic.
The AOC/Mamdani takeover is driving voters away! pic.twitter.com/fzaKTW4Uhg
— Stephen Moore (@StephenMoore) March 31, 2026
4-D CHESS:
In January I asked, did Trump capture Maduro to choke China's oil?
3 months later the answer is becoming clearer.
🇻🇪 Venezuela now selling at FULL market price (Rubio confirmed) China's discount: gone. Forever.
🇮🇷 Iran at war. Kharg Island threatened. 4.6M bpd to China… pic.twitter.com/qh9ZBCT5Ql
— Jack Prandelli (@jackprandelli) March 30, 2026
Left unsaid: Dragging Venezuela (and perhaps even Iran) away from the China-Russia Axis undercuts their efforts to undermine the petrodollar system that underwrites the dollar as the world’s reserve currency.
So there’s more to it than just making Beijing pay the global market price for oil.