BUT THE WEEK IS YOUNG: The Most Bizarre Thing That Has Been Discovered About Fauci’s Phone So Far.
August 10, 2026
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CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS VS. CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: A Tale of Two Chiefs. “There is Chief Justice Roberts, the institutionalist, who strategically guides the Supreme Court by not deciding more than is necessary to decide. Then there is Chief Justice Roberts, the institutionalist, who strategically guides the Supreme Court by deciding more than is necessary to decide. Which Roberts do we get in each case?”
THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Fishermen find 2,100-year-old Roman shipwreck near Sicily.
PAST GERALDO IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RIVERA:
đ¨ UPDATE: Geraldo Rivera just got brutally exposed as a massive HYPOCRITE after he said President Trump sending Haitians back to Haiti is "sending them straight to hell"
Geraldo Rivera, 2018: "Trump should apologize for calling countries sh*t holes!"
Calls Haiti "hell.." gets⌠pic.twitter.com/JlQpCQ9wZS
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 10, 2026
Not to mention, our celebrity betters have informed us that “Haiti is Great Already:”
https://t.co/0uw8Xai51C pic.twitter.com/vN8CWXDDbJ
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) August 10, 2026
As have our top journalists:
Anderson Cooper may take issue with your harsh assessment of Haiti, Geraldo.
He did tell Conan how âamazing,â âincredibleâ and "culturally rich" it is, and that he likes to spend his weekends and vacations there, after all.pic.twitter.com/RKgPwQzQan https://t.co/5U9ip4zHHA
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 10, 2026
WHAT A LONG, STRANGE TRIP IT’S BEEN: Thoughts on the 25th Anniversary of InstaPundit.
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SO SHOULD THE REST OF US: People With Shellfish Allergies Should Think Twice Before Eating Insects.
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Jason Arday taught me. Hereâs what I learned.
At first, my classmates were charmed by Ardayâs cheerful attitude and inspirational stories. To start with, too, they were interested in his claims that white people were guilty of every kind of prejudice. Yet as the module progressed, and he failed to turn up for yet another class, things began to change. It gradually dawned on us that we were learning nothing of substance, and that much of his talk was nonsense.
When it came to our assessment, Arday recommended we answer one of the two essay questions â there were four options â that mentioned ethnicity. This, after all, was the only thing heâd talked to us about. I remember one young, black, female student coming to me in the library as we began to draft our essays and saying: âI donât know what to do, Iâve read my notes and there is nothing there I can use!â She wasnât the only one, and I offered advice as best I could, writing my own essay using the online resources Ardayâs predecessor had left.
In the end, Arday gave me 70% for my essay. That sounds good â except that my average for the year was 75%, meaning my overall result was dragged down. Particularly as Arday had given my work no feedback, I asked for a meeting. At Roehampton, marking is blind, so he wouldnât have known whoâd written which essay. In our meeting, I explained that 70% was a low mark for me and asked him to provide feedback. Suddenly, his friendly, confident demeanor changed. I now saw a side of him Iâd never seen before: angry, but also scared. Arday implied that I was racist, and said that the only reason I wasnât happy with 70% was due to my âwhite privilegeâ. He was clearly upset at being questioned, and I ended the meeting as quickly as possible.
Arday left Roehampton shortly afterwards, and I never saw him again. Given that he could neither teach nor support his students, itâs little wonder that he appeared psychologically incapable of coping with criticism. The University of Roehampton was seemingly aware of his failings yet did nothing, avoiding controversy by allowing him to move on to another set of students.
Still though, students of Arday will have learned a lot about where not to place apostrophes in their thesis titles:
The greatest secret of the social sciences is that nobody reads any of this stuff. It's all just busy work to keep a giant grift going, so you can have typos in the title of your PhD dissertation and nobody will notice until you have a plagiarism scandal. https://t.co/XKRATAUxfL pic.twitter.com/XRaSWZvW1B
— Saul Sadka (@Saul_Sadka) August 4, 2026
And how to copy and paste your way to superstardom:
My advance copy of Professor Jason Ardayâs new book just arrived, courtesy of Simon & Schuster. Canât wait to dig in, but hereâs a taste from the first page to whet your appetite:
âAll this happened, more or less. It was the best of times; it was the worst of times: a bright,⌠https://t.co/PLQPFTrllA pic.twitter.com/VVID4DJWlj
— Saul Sadka (@Saul_Sadka) August 10, 2026
Arday himself claimed to have worried, âWhat if I have completely overestimated my capabilities? What if my story ends up being a cautionary tale like Icarus about flying too close to the sun?â
But it must have been quite a rush at the apogee of his ascent: âWhether or not he even knows it, Jason Arday played the rotten, elitist, box-ticking, minority and sick note obsessed education regime brilliantly. He outwitted the cleverest people in Britain â well, people who like to think theyâre clever. He outsmarted those who would have us believe theyâre the enlightened and have the right to rule. People who opine that vaccination should be mandatory. That was an actual Cambridge Union debate a few years ago, never let us forget. Bright young things lined up to argue for an end to bodily autonomy. These people are numbskulls. So never mind Ardayâs grammar, consider the grand sweep of his achievement. He has shown us that the emperor has no clothes. One way or another, he has had Cambridge over, and I care not a jot for Cambridge as a victim, nor do I care for the buyerâs regret of the liberal elite who suddenly claim to be shocked that a person who canât always spell or get grammar right could rise to the top of academia by playing on certain narratives.â
GOODER AND HARDER, LA: Post walks LAâs once-iconic Van Nuys Blvd. for a week â hereâs disturbing scene we found.
The historic LA street that was once the iconic epicenter of Valley youth culture is now nothing more than a boulevard of broken dreams â featuring drug-riddled homeless encampments and boarded-up stores.
Van Nuys Boulevard â where teens used to famously cruise through the middle of San Fernando Valley, showing off their hot rods and gathering at hamburger stands â has become home to hordes of out-of-control druggies and threatening vagrants who leave behind so much garbage that local workers have to use leaf blowers to disperse it.
One of the few businesses still operating in the now-decrepit area was even forced to move its customer entrance â because the bumsâ camps blocked the original one.
âItâs so sad, so sad. We are in California, the best state in the United States, right?â said George Barak, who is originally from Syria and was working his second day as a cashier at the 99-cent store when he talked to the California Post.
Aziz Saxenian, a Los Angeles native and dental assistant who works at another local company struggling against the troubling tide in the onetime beloved quirky heart of the Valley, said, âThey settle in front of our businesses.
âCustomers say, âOh, canât you get rid of them?â â
The Post walked a stretch of the dilapidated boulevard between Sherman Way and Victory Boulevard on a recent morning and found a wasteland of crack pipes, needles and empty bottles of whiskey in front of makeshift tents.
As theyâre driving through the sun-bleached streets of L.A. at Christmastime, Annie Hall says to Alvy Singer, âGod, it’s so clean out here,â to which Alvy jokes, âIt’s that they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.â But then, Annie Hall was made a half a century ago. A very different L.A. isnât exactly a beacon for tourists these days:
This is honestly kind of just sad
A travel influencer from the UK came to Los Angeles for the first time excited because she says everyone in the UK wants to visit Hollywood
She was completely let down, couldnât believe what she saw and now warns everyone thinking of going to⌠pic.twitter.com/VQBLa3v6ca
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) August 9, 2026
Fortunately, the DSA are on the scene to really beef up LA’s law enforcement:
Oh my God.
Watch this interview with Dr. Frances Gill of the Democratic Socialists of America's national political committee.
I'm sorry.
But putting these people in charge of the Democratic Party will usher in a century of fascist rule. pic.twitter.com/yGyip30UHP
— Joshua Reed Eakle đ˝ (@JoshEakle) August 10, 2026
IRAN’S ‘PROOF OF LIFE’ VIDEO FOR SUPREME LEADER BLOWS UP IN ITS FACE:
We haven’t seen any real evidence that the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, is even alive since the first attack of Operation Epic Fury on Iran on February 28.
Now the regime has released a video of the guy we like to call the “Cardboard Ayatollah.”
Iranâs Mehr News released a video claiming to show Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei âfor the first time,â with no date or location specified. The right side of his face cannot be seen in the footage. pic.twitter.com/JdKWU2Svy6
— Ariel Oseran ŘŁŘąŮŘŚŮ ŘŁŮŘłŮعا٠(@ariel_oseran) August 8, 2026
Iran released a rare video Sunday of its supreme leader appearing in prime condition amid his long absence from the public eye and swirling reports of deteriorating health.
The countryâs semi-official Mehr News Agency flaunted video of Mojtaba Khamenei, 56, sitting in a circle and speaking with a group of men, with no context of when or where the scene took place.
So first, there’s no evidence this was after the attack.
Second, there’s no evidence of the horrible injuries he supposedly received, which suggests it was recorded before Operation Epic Fury, although you can not see the right side of his face. Supposedly, he had leg and facial injuries in that attack.
RedStateâs Nick Arama writes, âThe regime was trying to buffalo people. The only reason they would do this is if they couldn’t produce any real proof of life video, i.e., he is probably dead.â
Where have you gone, Miles Monroe? The mullahs turn their lonely eyes to you:
All that's left is the leader's nose. Time to check the cell structure! https://t.co/GOVTiYxWKF pic.twitter.com/08IhizCbD6
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) August 7, 2026
THERE’S JUST NO PLEASING SOME PEOPLE: Trans American who fled to Europe claiming asylum from Trump makes humiliating return after being placed in an Islamic refugee center⌠but she’s already complaining about life in the US.
‘The situation I have in the US as a trans person, not good, right? But here, I will be hurt or killed,’ Arc told local outlet Pow News.
‘It is too dangerous to walk to the grocery store because of the people that live in the camp, and I’m one of them, I live here. You see these guys in yellow vests, they actually wear them because there are so many stabbings.’
Ter Apel has been deemed dangerous by the Red Cross, who said aid volunteers feel ‘unsafe’ at the site, adding that violence ‘cannot be controlled.’
Last month, Arc returned to the US, but the software engineer’s transition back to the States hasn’t been the easiest.
From the healthcare system to the expensive grocery prices, she’s finding life difficult along the Pacific Coast after a year away.
‘First time shopping in the US, and In-N-Out too. America is really, really loud and overwhelming. And everything is so expensive,’ she wrote on Threads shortly after returning.
‘The Dutch complain about groceries being expensive, but good grief, San Francisco is a whole different experience.’
So the problem isn’t really with Trump’s America but with the Left’s San Francisco.
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DISPATCHES FROM THE DISTAFF DEMOLITION DERBIES:
It really is incredible that thereâs just outright racial violence happening in the WNBA. Every menâs professional sports league has black and white players and they arenât having these problems. Remember this the next time a feminist tells you women should rule the world becauseâŚ
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 9, 2026
Earlier:
In short this is not a women's sports league. It's a joyless, angry, violent, race obsessed non-stop 2018 Oberlin struggle session filled with entitled lunatics unable to survive without someone else picking up the bill. They whine when they don't get attention, and whine 10xâŚ
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 23, 2026
OBJECTIVELY PRO-PREDATOR: Talarico previously fought against Texas legislation banning predators from getting cashless bail. “Talarico (D), a Texas state rep since 2018, voted against a May 2021 bill, HB 20, that restricted individuals in jail from posting bail on personal bonds, where they arenât required to make an upfront payment, if they were arrested for sexual or violent crimes.”
OH, PLEASE: Study: School police officers utilize âniceness as whitenessâ to validate arrests of students. “The paper ‘Niceness as Whiteness in School Police Officersâ Perceptions of Student Arrest’ by Vanderbilt Postdoctoral Research Fellow Abigail Beneke (‘studies how schools provide care under racial capitalism’) and Professors Benjamin Fisher (U. Wisconsin-Madison), F. Chris Curran (U. Florida), and Samantha Viano (George Mason) was highlighted last week by Dr. James Nuzzo.”
MONTY PYTHONâS JOHN CLEESE HAS SPENT A CAREER PUNCTURING POMPOSITY. So naturally, I had to ask him about free speech, cancel culture, Life of Brian, and why comedy needs room to offend.
AOC DECLARES MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ON GREEN NEW DEAL:
âThe world is going to end in 12 years if we donât address climate change. Just kidding, freezing my eggs because I got all the time in the world" https://t.co/Iw4XJEMFfm
— Kyle Beckley (@Kyle_Beckley) August 10, 2026
UPDATE:
âWhy isnt AOC married after being engaged to Riley Roberts after 4+ years?â
Sheâs hiding his finances from the public. Thatâs why.
So long as they remain legally unmarried, Robertsâ stock trades remain secret.https://t.co/msI60HK7XT
— Andrew Kerr (@AndrewKerrNC) August 10, 2026