September 2, 2026
THE SECOND-ORDER EFFECTS ARE OUTSTANDING:
Canada is enticing academics to leave the US due to Trump’s crackdowns on research funding for topics like climate, equity, and gender studies. pic.twitter.com/6hoaA1j90S
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) August 31, 2026
OF COURSE HE DOES: Joel Kotkin: Carney aligns with the anti-free speech China and EU. Horrible leaders who are screwing over their people usually don’t want their people talking about it.
RULE OF LAW:
Remember for reasons that have never quite been explained Donald Trump can win an election, but doesn’t have a right to do the things the president does, again because reasons. https://t.co/SCcCQRNIvM
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 1, 2026
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:
There's a lot of truth in here, as you'd expect from @asymmetricinfo, but there is one more layer: for 30 years, we have allowed only ONE real lender for college tuition, with zero under-writing & ample political pressure to waive even principal payments. Monopoly lending helped… https://t.co/pyS6UyfeUq
— Brad Todd (@BradOnMessage) September 1, 2026
I’VE SEEN MORE COMFORTABLE GUESTS OF HONOR IN HOSTAGE VIDEOS: The Body Language of This Black Pastor at an El-Sayed Presser Says It All.
THEY TRIED TO BREAK YOUNGER SON, WHO WAS READING FINE, TO MAKE HIM “GUESS” THE WORDS: “So you hate pancakes?”/ “No, did you read the words I actually wrote? Why are you guessing totally separate and distinct sentences rather than just reading what I wrote?” Is it possible the answer is “Because I was systematically taught to do that?”
THEY WANT QUESTIONS FROM EVERYONE, EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE: In Defense of Bad Faith. “Ask a Trans Person Anything” did not mean Mia Hughes.
TURNING THE LIGHTS ON AND SEEING COCKROACHES SCATTER: The militant far-left has spent years hiding in plain sight on Noblogs.org — the anonymous blog network that quietly powers antifa, anarchist, squat, and “solidarity” cells around the world. So on my own time, for free, I scraped the whole thing. Because I kick commie *** for fun and need no government funding or sanction for it.
BECAUSE THE SCIENCE IS TOTES SETTLED: The unerring predictions of climate doom.
September 1, 2026
ONCE MORE UNTO THE MEME, DEAR FRIENDS:
Turns out all we need to do to win the Canada war is memeTF out of them.
(It’s like drones. A total battlespace gamechanger. Only even cheaper.) https://t.co/6r1leTa2kk
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) September 2, 2026
UPDATE:
https://t.co/dRuKmlHKfx pic.twitter.com/3xcCEA7ion
— John Ringo SF Author (@Jringo1508) September 2, 2026
ANOTHER UPDATE: And Eric S. Raymond is doing just that:
ROFL.
Accurate translation of Carney: "WAAH! They hurt my tender widdle feewings!"
This is pussification and ineptitude almost beyond comprehension. https://t.co/wcCExSIOlj
— Eric S. Raymond (@esrtweet) September 2, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Tuesday’s groovy.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
NFL Fans Excited For Start Of Taylor Swift Season https://t.co/y0XAk0wqK0
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026
Almost as much as they’re excited about this recent development in Roger Goodell’s NFL: Map Shows NFL Teams With Male Cheerleaders Amid Online Scrutiny.
The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders. pic.twitter.com/N4sytTBFzq
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 31, 2026
In accordance with the prophecy:
Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League https://t.co/jMGzX28YrA pic.twitter.com/RiD0aGJe7v
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 18, 2025
Speaking of the Cowboys, the ghost of Tex Schramm weeps, wonders where it all went wrong for his beloved league.
UPDATE:
Tim Walz To Head Up Vikings Cheerleader Squad https://t.co/VmqgAg7zkx
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026
THE WAY OF THE WAR OF ART: My review of Julia Cameron’s The Artist’s Way and Steven Pressfield’s The War of Art, now up at Ed Driscoll.com.
NOT ALL GRADUATE DEGREES PAY OFF. And you’ll never believe which ones! Just kidding, you’ll believe it, though engineering is a closer shave than you’d think.
UPDATE (FROM GLENN):
Firing squad would be appropriate. Aim for the neck. https://t.co/wefJUlQUnX
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) September 2, 2026
MARTINIS AND CULTURE WAR:
In a 1978 address to the National Restaurant Association, Gerald Ford summarized: “The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency—where else can you get an earful, a bellyful, and a snootful at the same time?” Businessmen claimed that their creativity increased post-three-martini lunch. At white tablecloth steakhouses, olives were served as martini accoutrements: as an imported European delicacy, the olive added to the martini’s high-class reputation. The early martinis were smaller at around two and a half ounces, only a third as intoxicating as contemporary versions. The three‑martini lunch emerged from this environment: a perfect accompaniment to a long midday meeting where deals were made and class distinctions affirmed. One can imagine going back into the office after a 1950s three-martini lunch (now equivalent to one martini in 2025) only slightly tipsy and ready to keep working.
But as the three-martini lunch became a symbol of pinstripe-suited corporate America, a target was placed on the martini’s back (and the back of the well-heeled executives who liked to charge their long lunches to the corporate account). In the 1970s, the three‑martini lunch also became a political symbol of runaway capitalism. When stagflation plagued the American economy, President Jimmy Carter denounced business meal deductions as an abuse of the upper class, saying that the “working class was subsidizing the $50 martini lunch.” Conservative writer William F. Buckley Jr. responded that the martini had become “a code word” used not to protect tax revenue, but to attack a pro-capitalist lifestyle that personally offended Carter, an especially prescient attack during the Cold War where being branded ‘anti-capitalist’ was a political liability. . . .
But the business lunch never left, it just changed clothes. Yes, Sweetgreen is less glamorous than the white-tablecloth settings of three-martini lunches. But, the kale salad is just the martini inverted: instead of demonstrating your immunity to toxins, you demonstrate your immunity to pleasure.
How far we have fallen.
UPDATE (From Ed): In his 1980 non-fiction anthology In Our Time, Tom Wolfe wrote:
In the fifties there was the martini. In the sixties there was vodka on ice. In the early seventies there was the glass of white wine. In the late seventies there was the bottle of Perrier, a French soda water. The fashionable American expense-account lunch drink became lighter and lighter, but not cheaper and cheaper. The soda water sold for $2.50 a glass in Manhattan restaurants.
Even someone as brilliant at spotting societal tends and obsessions as Wolfe had no idea of the insane heights where this fad would end up in the 21st century: Would you pay $95 for a bottle of water?