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April 23, 2026
WHY ACT BLUE’S NOOSE IS TIGHTENING: If you haven’t read Rod Martin’s in-depth analysis of the interim congressional report on the Democratic fund-raising Goliath, you are missing an opportunity to see in brutal, frank terms just how comprehensively this money machine’s operators broke election law.
FRAUD ALL THE WAY DOWN:
This NYT piece may do more to bring attention to what a useless parasitic class the entire NGO world has encouraged to fester in DC than a thousand deeply researched and thought out policy papers ever could have
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) April 23, 2026
BUT, OF COURSE: Fairfax County (Virginia) Elections Office spokesman refuses to respond to allegations of mail-in voting fraud in Tuesday’s statewide referendum on the Democrats’ massively gerrymandered redistricting plan.
ALL OF THEM? YES, ALL OF THEM: Dems Flunk Homelessness Test in California Gubernatorial Debate.
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK:
🔥 RFK Jr. just showed America that Sen. Warnock (D-GA) is an absolute DOPE 🤣
WARNOCK: You made cuts to the rabies office!
RFK JR: “There’s 1-3 rabies cases PER YEAR in the US! I think ONE PERSON manning that office can handle that traffic!” 😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/hPxbRgEBIs
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 22, 2026
We could outsource the rabies office to the Maytag repair guy to handle in his spare time.
I HAD A DREAM: Obama’s ‘Dreamer’ Fairy Tale Just Just Got Torched.
WHAT I REALLY WANT IS A MINIGUN FOR THE HOOD OF MY CAR, BUT I SUPPOSE THIS WOULD DO: Is it Time to Consider Drones as Must-Have Personal Defense Gear? “Firearms are going to be part of the civilian defense starter kit for decades to come. But drones are starting to feel like a missing layer of that starter kit. Think of it as having your own personal team of first responders.”
THEY ALSO WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR NEW IDEA FOR A TECH STARTUP:
Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week. https://t.co/wneV9NpMyg
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 22, 2026
Rusty [Harris, editor of the 30,000 circulation Oceanside Blade-Citizen in San Diego County in the early 1990s] patiently explained that we’d already given this quite a bit of thought, and we stood by our position.
Then things turned ugly. It would be unfortunate, the SPLC rep told Rusty, if the SPLC had to add a newspaper of all things to their hate watch list! That they would name our editorial board members as well, let the world know that we supported hate!
Rusty had grown up with severe deafness as a child (and later came out as gay) in Kansas in the 1950s and ’60s, and he was not a man to be bullied. Nor did I ever see him intimidated.
He paused for half a minute or so, then quietly told the SPLC rep, “Well, why don’t you do that, then? That should be quite interesting.”
We never heard from them again, and so far as I know, neither Rusty nor I was added to the hate watch list.
But it sure left a sour taste in my mouth.
Read the whole thing.
(Via Jim Treacher, who writes, “And that was in the early ‘90s. So they’ve been doing this stuff for a long time. They amassed all that money and all that power, and they used it to threaten their political opponents. They might have even committed bank fraud to do it. Allegedly.)
BRAND SUICIDE: Bud Light… Jaguar… Brooks Brothers?
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CLOCK OFFICIALLY TICKING ON STARMER:
Yeah its over, they got the Fucked up Car Photo of him https://t.co/RigsbH06uB
— Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@nikicaga) April 23, 2026
Flashback: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and the strange British phenomenon of the snatched backseat picture.
CONSERVING CONSERVATISM MOST CONSERVATIVELY:
The "Conserving Conservatism" people are explaining why we need to pack the court so that the far-left can implement its agenda without the existing legal safeguards
Anyone still taking this "we're just principled" shit seriously? https://t.co/skLBUj3YAg
— Sunny (@sunnyright) April 23, 2026
THE CASE FOR Hunting Turkey With a Rifle.
SMART: US Army seeks ‘last mile’ robot for medevac and resupply.
For resupply, the UGV should be able to haul enough cargo to sustain a dismounted rifle platoon and a company headquarters.
“It should be able to transport various classes of supply and operate autonomously across diverse terrains and environments, maintaining reliable communications with supported units,” the Army said.
The UGV should also be easily reconfigured for evacuating casualties. It must be able to transport at least two casualties from the point of injury to a designated collection point — without further harming the wounded, the notice states.
The notice didn’t specify the size nor capacity of the vehicle. However, the Army does want a robot that can function autonomously.
“Last mile” is probably just a convenient phrase, but judging by Russia and Ukraine’s existing capabilities, the Army might want to plan for the last ten miles, at least.
JUST ANOTHER RED DIAPER RICH KID:
Hasan Piker was literally a fat little rich kid with a pony. Now he makes a fortune selling "eat the rich" to nepo commie kids, lmao https://t.co/9WiQIxGP7v pic.twitter.com/SNVqKWag8L
— Cecil Says. (@dickandcomix) April 23, 2026
GOOD LORD: Leftists Excited to Begin Cannibalizing the Elderly. “Socialist-communists are always on the lookout for ways to play the many against the few so they can pillage the minority, enriching themselves while throwing crumbs to their useful-idiot foot soldiers. And right now, they are taking aim at senior citizens who saved their pennies so they might enjoy their retirements.”
Anyone resisting this theft will be smeared as greedy.
ABANDONING THE CAUSE INSTEAD WAS NEVER CONSIDERED:
Every communist atrocity in history was justified by said communists by inventing some scenario where they had no choice but to be monsters.
100% of the time.
“I didn’t wanna do this horrible thing. I just have no choice.” https://t.co/NdnnUbcGeX
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) April 23, 2026
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OLD AND BUSTED: Steal This Book. (And more recently, the NPR-approved In Defense of Looting.)
The New Hotness? Thieves destroy nearly 75 Detroit fire hydrants to steal metal parts, putting lives at risk.
Thieves have destroyed nearly 75 fire hydrants on the west side of Detroit in the last 48 hours, stealing parts and putting lives at risk.
Crews with the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department are racing to repair the broken hydrants along Southfield Road and across the west side after thieves tore through dozens in about two days.
“We think the number is about 75 so far,” DWSD Deputy Director Sam Smalley said.
The thieves are targeting metal nozzles and stems on top of the hydrants, which are worth about $600.
Executive Fire Commissioner Chuck Simms said the vandalism is a serious and unacceptable situation that puts lives at risk.
“No matter how fast we get to a fire, if we don’t have an operable fire hydrant, it takes seconds, sometimes even minutes away from maybe us saving lives,” Simms said.
In 1967, the New York Review of Books published on its cover the instructions for making a Molotov Cocktail. Meanwhile, the theft of fire hydrants in 2026 Detroit sounds like it would be New York Times approved. Good luck putting that Molotov Cocktail out.
NYT newsroom had a collective mental breakdown when a sitting US Senator (R) was allowed to publish an op/ed advocating a mainstream political position. They’ve now repeatedly platformed a terrorism supporter who believes America deserved 9/11 & has advocated political violence. https://t.co/KdGGA3shI9
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) April 22, 2026
Exit quote:
Meanwhile in Japan, iPhones and Macs are on display without any tethers https://t.co/reiHVFmuBM
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 22, 2026
UPDATE:
And we have the first Piker Award winner!
Was wondering what was going to replace trans as the latest cool thing among elites. Turns out it's petty theft. I did not see that coming, as prevalent as it is in other demographics.
Like they say about trans, petty theft has always… https://t.co/NPclNPkLoK
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 23, 2026
Tweet concludes, “Like they say about trans, petty theft has always been with us. OK, now go do it in a jurisdiction where they prosecute shoplifting, instead of one where they celebrate it. I mean, if you really want to be cool.”
THAT WOULD BE LOVELY: Can we celebrate America?
History Rocks! calls for Americans to “focus on celebrating all that is good about their country — a contrast to critics who say the study of U.S. history should center discussion of atrocities such as the nearly 250 years of enslaving Black people, and brutality and violence against Native Americans, writes Meckler.
I started school in the McCarthy Era: To the extent we learned history at all, it was the rah-rah America version the video extols. We learned the pledge in first grade. I remember the teacher explaining “allegiance” and “indivisible” to us. We came down hard on “liberty and justice for all.”
But the pendulum has swung toward America-the-horrible. Students who know very little history are eager to condemn their country. The less they know, the more confident their opinions.
None of that is by accident.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Support A Needy Racist — Donate To The SPLC Today (Video).