NEWS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE:  50+ Ways to Stop Using Google Like Truck-Stop Gamblers Use Slot Machines.

“The problem is all inside your head,” she said to me “The answer is easy if you take it logically I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free. There must be fifty ways to improve your googling…” (Sorry, sorry, sorry.)

THIS:  A Tale from Sanctuary State. Enabler of Illegal Immigration.

TWO TIER NEEDS TO GO:  “Thoughts and prayers” in a Two-Tier Keir accent.

THE DEMOCRATS:  The End of Democracy. California’s elections are rigged to favor the democrats currently in power. At this rate, California may put an end to democracy and elections altogether.

JAVIER MILEI IS RIGHT:  They Hate Numbers and Resort to Violence.

WHY NO ONE CAN BUILD APARTMENTS IN NYC:  Let’s try to build an apartment in NYC. It won’t go well.

BE VERY AWARE THAT:  Decay is a Choice.

OPEN THREAD: Thursday’s on.

UPDATE: I put this up early by accident, but what the hell.

(Bumped).

EUROS AND BRITS IN AMERICA, GETTING DRUNK ON BARBECUE, BUC-EE’S AND FREE SPEECH:

"Keir Starmer's a wanker" rings out in Tampa Bay, Florida as England fans hit the USA for the world cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pic.twitter.com/f60DiuitQc

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) June 11, 2026

IF IT WERE ALL-FEMALE, EVERYONE WOULD BE CELEBRATING: NASA chief defends all-male Artemis 3 astronaut crew amid backlash: ‘I don’t think anyone should be reading into this.’

YET STARMER HANGS ON: Armed forces minister quits hours after defence secretary steps down over military spending plans.. In his resignation letter, Carns says “we are asking our Armed Forces to operate in a more dangerous world on a budget written for a calmer one.” Earlier, Healey told the prime minister the upcoming defence investment plan “falls well short of what is required for defence and the country at this dangerous time.”

What the UK really needs is a massive deportation budget…:

An illegal immigrant who arrives by dinghy admits that he's been working for the Taliban since he was 10.
He is put in to a hotel where he kidnaps and sexually assaults a 7 year old child.
British Justice gives him 2.5 years, he will serve about 18 months.https://t.co/XbgkxsezHg

— Frank Stephens (@justrightFrank) June 11, 2026

…and to bring back the hangman.

HARSH, BUT FAIR:

💥NEW: Greg Gutfeld ROASTS Jasmine Crockett over her Karmelo Anthony comments🤣

“She says we don’t know what it’s like to be a black woman and that’s true. But she doesn’t know what it’s like to be a white man. A white man like me. I can’t afford to be as stupid as she is.”

“I… pic.twitter.com/EUhzv0fL8Q

— Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 (@JasonJournoDC) June 11, 2026

GET WOKE, GO BROKE. LEFTISTS RUIN EVERYTHING.

Actually crazy how every single major IP has been destroyed by the people put in charge of stewarding them, and all mainly for the same reason of giving the finger to fans and using them as vehicles for social messaging https://t.co/Y43VFBmltn

— Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) June 11, 2026

DATA SHOWS ALIENS USE WELFARE MORE THAN CITIZENS: It shouldn’t have to be demonstrated via usage data, but the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) went ahead and did it, digging into the Census Bureau’s Current Population Survey (CPS) reports on who uses federal and state social welfare programs. Yes, as I report for The Washington Stand, the data leaves no doubt about who uses such benefits the most.

SOME SMALL MEASURE OF ACCOUNTABILITY:

USA 🇺🇸

The FBI has FIRED five analysts linked to the infamous targeting of Catholics under the Biden administration pic.twitter.com/kKuZZbAs9H

— Catholic Arena (@CatholicArena) June 11, 2026

LIMITED TIME DEAL: Carhartt Men’s Iconic K87 Pocket T-Shirt. #CommissionEarned

AN ALIEN BASE? Scientists Discover a Vast Structure Hiding Beneath Antarctica’s Ice.

BIDEN’S CENSORSHIP PRESSURE CAMPAIGN WASN’T A FLUKE: His administration pressured platforms over elections and COVID-19, showing how easily officials can use private companies to censor speech they can’t ban themselves. The JAWBONE Act would help stop that abuse.

WELL, ONE’S AN AUDI AND THE OTHER IS A BENZ, FOR STARTERS: 2027 Audi Q7 Vs. 2027 Mercedes-Benz GLE-Class: 5 Key Differences.

I WANT TO BELIEVE: NASA is building a new space telescope to search for life on nearby planets. What would it see on ancient Earth?

WE MADE COLLEGE AN OBLIGATION, AND STUDENTS TREAT IT LIKE ONE. Shockingly, they are not that amped up for more mandatory schooling that is also super expensive.

HANG ON THERE, PARDNER: ‘We Just Made a Great Settlement of the War With Iran.’ “Do you have whiplash yet? Because I do.”

JERRY SEINFELD BRUTALLY SHUTS DOWN PRO-PALESTINE PROTESTOR AFTER KNICKS GAME: ‘It doesn’t exist.’

Jerry Seinfeld was ambushed by a live streamer who attempted to bait him into saying ‘Free Palestine’ after a massive comeback New York Knicks win in Game 4 of the NBA Finals.

The 72-year-old comedian pulled no punches as he dismissed the Kick streamer named FinesseFave outside of Madison Square Garden on Wednesday night.

The social media personality asked the star to say ‘free Palestine’ in the microphone as he left the arena to which Seinfeld chuckled before brutally replying: ‘It doesn’t exist.’

It’s a show about nothing.

Related: Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Carolla talk Cars and Comedy (Video).

VP VANCE’S NEXT-LEVEL FEARLESS MOVE: Battle-Tested Veteran Set to Face the Shrews of The View. 

Vice President JD Vance will appear on "The View" on June 16, marking his first visit to the ABC daytime talk show.

Vance will join all six of the program's co-hosts to discuss his new book “Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith.”https://t.co/1EBUUMOoUn pic.twitter.com/oxlQHsMt0k

— Variety (@Variety) June 11, 2026

ICYMI: Britain Goes Full Airstrip One.

Nobunaga adds: “Britain’s basically North Korea at this point, ain’t it?”

Yep.