I PREFER REASON OVER FEELINGS, BUT SOMETIMES FEELINGS MAKE THEMSELVES HEARD: A Lump of Feelings.
June 5, 2026
June 4, 2026
#JOURNALISM:
NEW from @dailycaller on the NYT's catch and kill operation:
– A source tells @wupton that the NYT had two women prepared to make sexual assault allegations against Platner.
– Those details were revealed to Fifield, presumably to make her feel more comfortable coming forward… pic.twitter.com/buC8wN5u0i— Amber Duke (@ambermarieduke) June 4, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Be here now.
SCHUTZSTAFFEL SCHWANZSTÜCKER SOON TO BE SEEN?
Democratic strategist, to NY Mag: "Are we going to see pictures of Graham Platner’s penis before this is all over? I think we almost certainly will."https://t.co/4WJA1T412q
— Josh Kraushaar (@JoshKraushaar) June 4, 2026
PROF. CARRINGTON, CALL YOUR OFFICE: Sun erupts with 3 colossal solar flares in less than 24 hours, boosting chances for northern lights.
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Scott Pelley Is Out. So What? The demise of the news anchor as someone who matters.
“CRAZY CAT LADIES,” EXPLAINED: Cat Ownership Linked to Increased Risk of Schizophrenia, Study Suggests.
InstaPundit has been on this story for quite a while.
INVISIBLE COUNTER-REVOLUTION: It may be the least reported “seismic shift” in the global political alignment. Richard Pollock did NOT miss it and he’s got the scoop.
DISPATCHES FROM WEIMAR, HOLLYWOOD: Masters of the Universe Review.
Your tolerance for Masters of the Universe will likely depend on how funny you find it for a character called “Fisto”—because he has a giant fist, you see—uttering the following line: “Let’s fist some bad guys! Give him head, Ram Man.”
Now, this sequence is funny for a couple of reasons. For starters, Fisto and Ram-Man are not the real names of these characters: They’re just what Prince Adam (Nicholas Galitzine) calls the two heroes of Eternia. Because of the aforementioned giant fist and Ram-Man’s head, which looks like a battering ram. But it’s also funny because of the double entendre. “Fisting” and “giving head” are sexual acts, as you, the adult reading this, well know. Fisto (again, not his real name) has said that he and Ram-Man (ibid) should commit acts of violence that also sound like phrases commonly associated with physical acts of love. The dissonance here is intended to provoke an uncontrolled guffaw as your brain connects the two ideas.
Ha ha. You get it.
And maybe you will love it! I do not dispute that this is mildly amusing; there were people in my theater who laughed quite heartily at several of these gags. “Fisto” is, objectively, a very funny name for a character based on a children’s toy. But it really gets to the annoying, leering wink at the heart of Masters of the Universe, a movie that seems to exist entirely in the hopes of turning any discrete 45-second chunk of footage into a GIFable, memeable moment, something to amuse people on social media once this thing hits home video in six or seven weeks, if not sooner.
Based on an ’80s children’s toy, and with Mattel gearing up to sell new merchandise off of Fisto and Ram Man: Mattel Unveils Full “Masters of the Universe” Product Line Ahead of Highly Anticipated Live-Action Film.
More here: Latest Graham Platner Story Veers Into ‘Me Too’ Territory.
A couple takeaways…Platner allegedly referred to women as "hatchet wounds" (crude remark re: their physical anatomy) and allegedly said if anyone ever broke into his home he would rape them to assert dominance, but "not in a gay way". Platner campaign doesn't dispute the…
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) June 4, 2026
Like the invasion of Stalingrad, Platner seems determined to campaign on:
My prediction is that the Democrats remain predictable:
Platner doesn't drop out. Senate Democrats continue to support him.
They don't "believe all women" or believe in anything, actually, other than power
If that means backing the Nazi tattoo guy who abuses women they will
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 4, 2026
Next stop, damage control on M-SNOW:
JUST ANNOUNCED: @chrislhayes will speak with Maine Democratic Senate candidate @grahamformaine for his first national interview following reporting on his alleged behavior in past relationships.
Tune in to @allinwithchris at 8 p.m. ET tonight on @MSNOWNews.
— MS NOW Public Relations (@MSNOWComms) June 4, 2026
NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRO… NEVER MIND, LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THAT:
This is going just great for Sanders and Warren. https://t.co/oJS36YGbwF
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) June 4, 2026
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SPACE: Meteorite found in Sahara desert may be 1st evidence of lost solar system world. “The meteorite, known as Northwest Africa (NWA) 12774, is a roughly one-pound (454-gram) rock discovered in the Sahara Desert in 2019. Scientists classify it as an angrite, a rare type of meteorite that ranks among the oldest volcanic rocks in the solar system. This particular chunk of space rock, known as NWA 12774, preserves an unusual chemical signature that suggests some of the solar system’s earliest worlds developed differently from other rocky planets, researchers say.”
NO, HE’S A DAMN COMMIE: Sen. Sanders Wants to Take 50% of AI Profits to Create a Sovereign Wealth Fund. Is He Nuts?
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IF THE POLICE DO A BETTER JOB, THERE WILL BE FEWER OF THESE: Des Moines Police Don’t Really Seem Comfortable With the Number of Defensive Gun Uses They’re Seeing.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO SELL ME ON IT, I ALREADY WANTED HIM GONE: Media Reporter: Pelley Firing May Trigger ’60 Minutes’ Exodus.
Along with Pelley, correspondents Sharyn Alfonsi and Cecilia Vega were recently fired and correspondent Anderson Cooper departed.
“No one has left the building at ’60 Minutes’ without some version of what Scott did, some sort of criticism toward the new management, and indeed the new ownership about the direction of the show,” Byers said.
“It is very difficult to see how this new leadership is able to usher ’60 Minutes’ as it has existed in the past into the future,” Byers added. “We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.
“It’s very possible that we’re going to arrive at a moment here in a matter of weeks, if not days, where there is no existing talent left at ’60 Minutes’ and they are going to have to build this back up from scratch.”
Best thing that could happen to the show, really.
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THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS: Trump signs order to make it easier to fire 8,000 federal workers. “You can have any political views, but if you allow those views to basically interfere with your willingness to actually carry out lawful orders and policy directives with the administration, then this provides a mechanism obviously for people in those agencies to be able to be removed effectively at will.”
REASON’S MICHAEL MOYNIHAN AND MATT WELCH ON SCOTT PELLEY’S CRASH AND BURN:
Pompous ass @ScottPelley deserved to be fired from 60 Minutes.
From our new episode. pic.twitter.com/tH2AE8Joco
— The Fifth Column 🖐 (@wethefifth) June 3, 2026
Later in their Fifth Column podcast, Moynihan and Welch discuss the current state of the CBS News:
Moynihan: We have seen this for so long. This pompous, journalistic attitude of, “We are here for the truth.”
It’s like, you’re not here for the f**king truth. You’re here for the truth in some ways; you’re not always here for the truth. And thank God you aren’t. I’m happy that you’re not. I just don’t want you to pretend that you’re doing something you’re not.
Welch: If you are here for the truth, you don’t say–because it’s not true–that Bari Weiss was sent to destroy 60 Minutes.*
Moynihan: Or you don’t say to Donald Trump in an interview, as Lesley Stahl did, “You can’t tell that that’s his laptop.”
Are you a journalist? Are you brain-dead?
All you have to do is look at the emails and email the person in the email and say, “Did you get this email from Hunter Biden?” “Yeah, I did.”
[Then] it’s his f**king laptop.
One email. Do five of them. Do ten of them. Take ten minutes.
But they didn’t want the story. They didn’t want it because it crashed into their worldview, and they thought it would help Donald Trump. And that’s not what journalism is about.
“It’s going to help Donald Trump.” Who f**king cares? It’s a story. Go after the story.
And everyone abdicated their responsibility on that. And she did that on camera to Donald Trump: “Well, we can’t tell. There’s no way of verifying it.”
Yes, there’s a way of verifying it.
You guys go to the Uyghur camps in China–and congratulations, you do great work on a lot of stuff–but you couldn’t verify it? You didn’t want to verify that.
That’s fine. But don’t pretend you’re speaking truth to power in a broad way. You’re not.
* As X personality “Jarvis” notes:
Political talk today is characterized by CATASTROPHIZING. Your enemies will put you in CAMPS. Democracy is ENDING. Every election is THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES. Scott Pelley being sacked isn’t the mere natural outcome of calling his new boss a murderer and generally acted like a petulant dickhead in front of God and everyone — it’s the END OF LIBERAL MEDIA AS WE KNOW IT just like it was when Acosta and Lemon and a million other replacement level talking heads were shown the door.
Excellent question good sir as jokes are always better when fully explained.
We here at the Jarvis Account do not do POLITICAL jokes. We do not care who you vote for or why. We do jokes about the way people TALK about politics. Because it is unhinged.
Political talk today… https://t.co/GJobKEfRzj pic.twitter.com/rq1dKszcuQ
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) June 3, 2026
The CBS tantrums are even funnier when you remember they’re not in reaction to some fringe right-winger, but a lesbian Obama-Democrat. https://t.co/3GNIVCVAJJ
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 4, 2026
Weiss isn’t “destroying” 60 Minutes, but technology and market forces rendered the original three TV networks no longer a monopoly for news, a topic that Geoffrey Ingersoll explores in “The Truth Behind Scott Pelley’s Epic CBS Meltdown:”
Pelley’s highly choreographed meltdown is more than likely his way of resigning so that he can launch a substack or his own podcast venture amid the kind of controversy that gets an early boost in viewers.
Yes, it really is that cynical and contrived.
Underneath it, however, is a real anxiety.
Scrape away the high-minded f*ckery, the self-flattering elitism, and you lay bare a rather coherent theory of mind.
Pelley is right. Something is dying. They’re losing their grip on the (un)reality machine. They see their rapidly dissolving ability to include and exclude lines of inquiry and it freaks them out. New people with new motivations will now be deciding which stories are legitimate and, importantly, how to cover them.
Pelley’s composure might be well practiced, intact, stalwart, but he is almost certainly shrieking on the inside.
Tranquility Base here, the Ego has landed. Was Pelley doing an Olbermann? Does he think he’s Cronkite? William Holden in Network? Olbermann left MSNBC 15 years ago. Cronkite retired 45 years ago. Network debuted in movie theaters 50 years ago. The era of mass media was over a long time ago.
So what could be Pelley’s next gig?
Kind of proving the entire point, doesn't it. https://t.co/2yVUKBuLKM
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) June 4, 2026
That cable opinion network is a perfect fit in many ways: Pelley ripped for claiming he was ‘in combat’ in Afghanistan and Iraq after CBS News firing.
Pelley was fired from the long-running CBS News show on Tuesday following a bitter clash with the network’s editor-in-chief Bari Weiss and new “60 Minutes” executive producer Nick Bilton. Pelley, who first joined CBS News in 1989 and did not serve in the military, quickly raised eyebrows with a statement he gave following his termination.
“I have been in combat in Afghanistan. I have been in combat in Iraq. I have been in the war zone in Ukraine multiple times, risking my life and the happiness of my family because of my devotion to the broadcast,” Pelley, who has reported from several war zones in his career, told The New York Times.
As the successor to MSNBC, M-SNOW has a lot of experience with former network anchormen who cosplay as soldiers:

UPDATE: Democrats’ youth movement continues unabated:
Great picture. Completely captures the actual situation, angry boomer sad to be replaced by the new kids. This is going on everywhere. The youth generation of the 60s is being replaced https://t.co/4NPJW06TD0
— varifrank (@varifrank) June 4, 2026
NANOTECHNOLOGY UPDATE: Injectable nanorobots may help heal spinal injuries.