I’M HAPPY NOT TO BE LOVED BY THEM: You’re Not Imagining It – Some People Really Are More Attractive to Mosquitoes, Study Shows.
August 5, 2026
THESE ARE MY PRINCIPLES, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM I HAVE OTHERS:
Francesca Hong, 2020: Cancel Thanksgiving.
Hong, Two Days Ago: Thanksgiving is a time that's incredibly painful for many people in our communities.
Hong, Today: My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. I love it. pic.twitter.com/cA5Qg9Lm4S
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 5, 2026
NEWS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOMS: Scientists Discover Extreme Acceleration Inside a Nuclear Fireball.
POLITICAL APPOINTEES SHOULD KILL BAD GRANTS: Democrats in Congress are up in arms over President Donald Trump’s proposal to give executive branch senior political appointees authority to pre-screen proposed federal grants and to terminate previously approved and continuing funding streams.
In fact under the Constitution, as I write today in The Washington Stand, the President can delegate authority to carry out the his policies that voters endorsed when they elected him to trusted senior political appointees. Democrats are angry because Trump is implementing a counter to the power of the unelected career bureaucrats who routinely dispatch hundreds of billions of tax dollars to far-Left groups.
YEAH, THE AGENDA IS PRETTY PLAIN:
Academic: I think the gullible young people I can manipulate should have more power and the skeptical parents who can see through my bullshit should have less power https://t.co/GuSuR1uLwp
— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) August 5, 2026
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LACKING A SPLEEN, I DON’T HAVE THOSE ANYWAY: Malaria can permanently deplete spleen macrophages that filter blood and recycle iron.
A SMALL MEASURE OF JUSTICE:
🚨 LMFAO! Ugandan Mayor Mamdani tried to deliver a speech at a New York Police event in Manhattan but was VICIOUSLY booed and jeered off stage
He walked off in SHAME.
Patriots want Mamdani to go BACK to his country! 🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/ovG3TDK9lI
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 5, 2026
A SMALL MEASURE OF ACCOUNTABILITY:
BREAKING: Prof Jason Arday has resigned from the University of Cambridge after The Telegraph revealed he falsely claimed to have published a book.
Follow the latest developments ⤵️https://t.co/BEB0eVBCtS pic.twitter.com/pjTILJRE2b
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) August 5, 2026
Related:
A decades-long campaign to elevate people based on arbitrary characteristics (race, gender, sexual orientation) instead of merit has crashed into publicly available tools for objective evaluation https://t.co/kKfRkWhUUW
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) August 5, 2026
WHAT A RIDE, THOUGH: Jason Arday, Cambridge professor accused of plagiarism, lying about career, resigns — as elite school launches investigation.
UPDATE:
🚨BREAKING: Jason Arday, the Cambridge professor exposed for plagiarism and fabricating major aspects of his life story, has resigned.
According to leading AI writing detection software Pangram, Arday's resignation letter is "Fully AI Generated" with "High Confidence." pic.twitter.com/XkiUJzjVbU
— Colin Wright (@SwipeWright) August 5, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan https://t.co/B5CASIviql
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 5, 2026
CHRISTIAN TOTO: Media Bullies Tate McRae for Possible MAGA Connection. “Here’s what started the absurd attacks. This is a quote from a new Variety profile, one where the interviewer pressed the apolitical star on, you guessed it, her political views.”
I TOLD YOU SO:
HOLY SHIT WHAT
Mamdani's "socialist" grocery stores are going to be run by private operators? And they receive the right to run the store from the government but then control the supply of discount cards themselves? And they have full discretion over purchasing and hiring…
— Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) August 5, 2026
Of course, predicting that the latest For the People™ scheme is just another grift isn’t exactly a tough call.
This man is a legend.
Man arrested after ‘dressing as Grim Reaper’ at hospital and staring at patients https://t.co/UhdjNsDfbC
— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) August 4, 2026
Come on, he was just checking in on his future clients!
Well, 26-year-old Welshman Leon Gillespie was brandishing a blade, so there’s that. And I suppose he did seem to be dressed as the Angel of Death (though he says it was simply a “crow costume”).
I also suppose he perched himself atop Ysbyty Glan Clwyd Hospital in Denbighshire, long blade in hand, making noises down toward visitors and staff as if to say “you’re next.”
Welshman apparently jealous of Florida man:

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GREAT MOMENTS IN VOTER OUTREACH: Hasan Piker torches Democratic voters: ‘You are all unbelievably Islamophobic pieces of s***.’
Left-wing commentator Hasan Piker blasted critics of Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul el Sayed, accusing them of Islamophobia and urging the party to unite behind the victorious Michigan candidate.
“Like everyone being like ‘Abdul has a f*** ton of work to do mending bridges.’ Here’s the f***ing take nuke for you, okay? You are all unbelievably Islamophobic pieces of s***, okay? You literally called the dude a f***ing terrorist for months on end, and, like, called him a sexist, misogynist, terrorist, bad candidate, fake doctor, when he has, like, two f***ing degrees,” Piker said during his live stream on Twitch Tuesday.
To be fair, leftist voters do seem to love being told how awful they are. In 2013, Ta-Nehisi Coates took to the New York Times to denounce their core readership: ‘The Good, Racist People’ of Manhattan.
SENDING YOUR KIDS TO PUBLIC SCHOOL IS PARENTAL MALPRACTICE: Government School Zero Tolerance Stupidity Marches On…This Time in Georgia. “Reports have recently surfaced that a Georgia six-year-old was suspended last spring after reportedly biting his sandwich into an ‘L shape’ and pointing it at another student. The student ‘was previously suspended for pointing a bottle of water at another student and making gun noises and also punished for drawing a pilgrim shooting a turkey … .'”
The school should be razed and its administrators sent to teach woodshop in a prison.
MARK PENN: Socialist Mamdani sold a tax on billionaires. Regular homeowners could pay the price.
Because the Department of Finance’s initial roll sent notices to 960,000 property entries, primary residents are now forced to navigate bureaucratic hurdles to prove their exemption. The statute had a little-noticed provision that co-ops and condos qualify for the tax if the NYC Department of Finance computers identify their assessed value over $1 million. Presto chango — hundreds of thousands of New York homeowners were caught up in the initial mailing. And the surcharge on non-primary residences can reach up to 5% or more of market value annually.
So now add $50,000 a year in costs to a million-dollar non-primary condo. What are those owners going to do? Hit the sell, sell, sell button. Imposing steep surcharges on secondary condo owners could chill the broader housing market, reduce demand from out-of-town buyers and ultimately drag down property values across the board. In the end, local homeowners will pay the price through diminished equity. It’s simple economics.
The ’90s Clintonistas like Penn and James Carville are more or less in a panic about the commie takeover of the party they helped drag toward the DLC center.
But that was a long time ago, and Obama’s Red Diaper Brigades are taking over.
CHECKS OUT:
He loves them the same way OJ loved Nicole. https://t.co/kNPtunRCtu
— varifrank (@varifrank) August 5, 2026
BEAT CHAPPED LIPS: Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balm. #CommissionEarned
ESSENCE OF EVIL: In China, the authorities grab Uyghurs and take their usable organs. They die, but somebody else favored by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) gets a new lease on life. Here in the West, we do the same thing, but shroud it in an antiseptic appearance.
Wesley Smith, writing in Science & Culture, explains:
“Hastened death and organ-harvesting have already been conjoined in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, the Netherlands, and Belgium. (In the latter two countries, some cases have involved mentally ill patients.)
“The practice has been supported in prominent medical journals. It is not alarmism to note that the idea is gaining ever wider acceptance among the medical and bioethics intelligentsia.
“But killing and then harvesting doesn’t go far enough for some mainstream bioethicists. Where euthanasia is legal, they don’t see why organ procurement can’t also be the means of death for patients who want to donate. In other words, don’t just kill and then harvest; harvest to kill.”