10 RULES TO SAVE OLD-SCHOOL JOURNALISM: Learned over many years experience in the school of hard knocks. My latest PJ Media column.

OPEN THREAD: Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it’s the Open Thread.”

WHY ISN’T SWALWELL BEING CALLED TO RESIGN FROM CONGRESS?

HELPING CALIFORNIA “LIVE UP TO ITS VALUES:”

ARTEMIS II DESCENDING TO EARTH:

#HIMTOO? Report: California Dems in Disarray As Former Staffer Accuses Swalwell of Twice Sexually Assaulting Her.

Flashbacks:

UPDATE:

REVIEW: I Drove The Lamborghini Revuelto. It’s Part Rocket, Part Sculpture, All Insanity. Here’s My Review. “The Revuelto replaces the Aventador, a car that for over a decade served as Lamborghini’s flagship and the poster on a million bedroom walls. I’ve driven the Aventador, and I loved it for what it was: loud, dramatic, unapologetic. But that car had rough edges. The single-clutch automated manual gearbox could rattle your fillings. The ride was punishing. It was a theatrical experience, but not always a pleasant one. The Revuelto takes everything the Aventador promised and actually delivers it.”

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: Sir, This Is a Wendy’s. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn how to get charged with pretty much everything, the worst excuse for speeding, and how they (almost) get home from the liquor store in Kentucky these days.”

IS ERIC ADAMS NOW AN ALBANIAN?

Eric Adams has a well-documented penchant for travel, having made trips to places like Senegal, Cuba, and Turkey during his time as Brooklyn borough president, with his connection to the latter nation later evolving into a federal corruption case that was eventually dropped but marred his time in City Hall. But several outlets have reported that Adams has recently deepened his ties with one nation in particular: Albania.

The Albanian Daily News reports that the former mayor has officially been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport. According to the outlet, Adams’s new citizenship was approved by special decree by Albanian president Bajram Begaj. Euronews Albania echoed the same report with no additional details into how Adams’s alleged new citizenship came to be.

If Albania now has a former New York City mayor on its payroll, we need to dispatch Stanley Motts and Connie Brean immediately to get to the bottom of what this dangerous nation is planning next:

COLONIALISM, STRAIGHT UP: