WHATEVER THE PRESS WANTS TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE: Iran shot their bolt, and missed.
April 12, 2026
NOT MUCH NEW, BUT VERY STARK: Newly Released Search Warrants Reveal Damning Details About Alleged Charlie Kirk Assassin.
I SAW SPOTTY LITERACY WHEN I WAS A LECTURER ALREADY… THIRTY ONE YEARS AGO: Declining educational standards are now “a civilizational catastrophe”.
STUFF THAT MAYBE YOU CAN USE: Women’s Self Defense. Let’s get this party started.
EXPAND YOUR READING: Writers who don’t hate you, Extraordinary Promo Post 3.
April 11, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Party on.
PUNCTUALITY IS WHITE SUPREMACY, GOOD MANNERS ARE WHITE SUPREMACY, ORIGINAL WRITING IS WHITE SUPREMACY, MILK IS WHITE SUPREMACY — IF THEY AREN’T CAREFUL PEOPLE WILL DECIDE WHITE SUPREMACY IS A GOOD THING:
We live in a world of morons… pic.twitter.com/7Jh0KKhpHf
— Matt Couch (@RealMattCouch) April 10, 2026
SCIENCE: Terror-adjacent socialists habitually lie about how tall they are, analysis finds. “An extensive Washington Free Beacon analysis found ample evidence to suggest that El-Sayed and Piker are lying about their actual size. In September 2015, Piker was photographed alongside former NFL wide receiver Drew Carter, who was officially listed at 6’3″ throughout his career. A visual analysis determined that Piker was at least 1-2 inches shorter than Carter. However, because Piker’s feet were not visible in the photo, we were unable to rule out the possibility that he was wearing lifts or standing on a box.”
Heh.
QUESTION ASKED ABOUT ASKING QUESTIONS: How does a BBC interviewer “run out of questions when you’re sitting across from [Elon Musk,] the guy who wants to make humanity multi-planetary, built Tesla, and bought Twitter because he believes free speech is existential for society?”
Konstantin Kisin watched the BBC’s tech editor interview Elon Musk and came away stunned.
Not because of the tough questions — but because the interviewer ran out of questions.
Kisin asked the obvious: How do you run out of questions when you’re sitting across from the guy who… pic.twitter.com/MjIcn9mPsf
— Camus (@newstart_2024) April 11, 2026
FAR LEFT MAINE SENATE CANDIDATE COMPARES U.S. MARINES TO NAZI PARTY:
In response to controversy surrounding a tattoo resembling a Nazi symbol and comments he made previously on Reddit, Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner says "much of it was because of the culture I had come out of."
"When I left the military, I came out of a… pic.twitter.com/C069CLxuDb
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 10, 2026
(The tattoo doesn’t “resemble a Nazi symbol” it is one: My Little Totenkopf.)
WORLD ENDS; WOMEN, MINORITIES, SAME-SEX COUPLES HARDEST HIT:
Public radio at its finest https://t.co/66IBcCdzSH
— Marc Thiessen 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱 (@marcthiessen) April 11, 2026
WOULD THAT BE ALL OF THEM? These Are the New Car Features That Can Be the Most Expensive to Repair in 2026.
BOMB CANADA, THE CASE FOR WAR:
The Soviets/DDR built a wall. It worked for 38 years, keeping East Germans from fleeing communist authoritarianism and poverty for the free, prosperous West.
Then it came down. When everything finally, irrevocably went to shit on that side of the wall. https://t.co/7O5MKRZAKo
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 11, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
GOODER AND HARDER, CALIFORNIA:
One of the greatest community notes of all time.
Never deleting this app. pic.twitter.com/ntcdyU0gJ1
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 10, 2026
STAY SAFE: aosu Security Cameras Outdoor Wireless, 2 Cam-Kit, No Subscription Required. #CommissionEarned
THE WEIMAR REPUBLIC CALLED, AND SAID YOU MIGHT WANT TO DIAL THINGS BACK A NOTCH OR 20: It Was Worse Than We Thought: Kristi Noem’s Husband Saga Gets Darker.
THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: Did ChatGPT Help a Killer Plan a Mass Shooting at Florida State University?
G Gradual Men’s Running Shorts with Zipper Pockets. #CommissionEarned
THE VATICAN’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Pope Condemns Allied Forces For Not Just Talking It Out With Nazis https://t.co/BddLrm6qMB pic.twitter.com/s74XTuBarL
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 10, 2026
NOT SO SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE: AI scans 72,585 suicide reports, finds emotional distress may precede 90% of deaths.
FENWAY PARK VIDEO SHOWS THE AMERICA WE LOST: “After receiving almost 10 million views, the video was so flooded with pointed comments that Fenway had to lock it. The message was clear: The America in the video exposed the unmistakable decline of our current nation. Millions of viewers saw it and immediately understood why.”
Predictably, the first instinct of critics on the left was to cry racism over these heartfelt reactions to a lost America. It is true that the crowds in the footage were overwhelmingly white. Therefore, the argument goes, any longing that scene stirs in people must be rooted in racism and xenophobia, rather than a recognition of the defects of our current cultural reality.
This is a lazy, intellectually dishonest dodge. Race is not the point; assimilation is. The people in that 1950s footage were, in many cases, themselves first- or second-generation Americans—Irish, Italian, Polish, Jewish, among others. They were people whose parents or grandparents had arrived here through Ellis Island. They did not come to recreate the old country on American soil, transforming it. They came to become American—to transform themselves. They learned the language, embraced the civic norms, cheered on the same teams as their neighbors, and played by the same unwritten rules that made public spaces safe and orderly. Baseball was not merely entertainment. It was a sacrament of a shared American identity.
That unifying force is precisely what is missing today. Boston Mayor Michelle Wu—who was booed loudly along with Governor Maura Healey on the field at Opening Day—recently declared that “you cannot talk about any achievement that the city of Boston has had … without talking about the Somali community that has lifted our city up.” The Fenway video is a devastating rebuttal to her. There are no Somalis visible in those 1950s stands—nor could there have been, given the timeline.
Boston was already a thriving, safe city then—long before the mass migration waves of recent decades. Wu’s historically inaccurate boast is not just pandering, but a symptom of our so-called elites’ refusal to acknowledge that America’s greatness was built by those who bought into its culture, not by those who were imported to transform it.
Make America this again:
Tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/JHs7eblKDp
— Fenway Park (@fenwaypark) April 3, 2026
“BIRDS AREN’T REAL” USED TO BE A CONSPIRACY THEORY, NOW IT TURNS OUT TO HAVE JUST BEEN AHEAD OF ITS TIME: Can’t tell if it’s real? Robot birds could soon be nesting around National Parks.
Of course, that’s true of so many “conspiracy theories” lately.