KRUISER: Of Commies, Purple States, and the Elusive Undecided Voter. “All of the above means that the Democrats should be looking at bright skies and clear sailing to victory in November, especially in the House. That’s what those wacky historical trends tell us, anyway. Oddly, the hive mind party has chosen this year to have a full-on family feud. The fight is between the young commies who proudly let their hammer and sickle freak flags fly, and the Dem elders who agree with all of the commie stuff, but would prefer to be more coy about it so that they can dupe undecided voters.”
August 5, 2026
KEEP YOUR TEETH CLEAN: Plaque Remover for Teeth. #CommissionEarned
YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO GO EASY ON COMMIES…:
This actually takes it too easy on the fucking commie.
We need to make these people radioactive. https://t.co/VEa9wjjRad
— RBe (@RBPundit) August 5, 2026
…because they’ll never go easy on you.
IMPRESSIVE: Caterpillar lifts 2026 sales growth target on strong data center demand after quarterly profit beat. “Caterpillar’s results are often seen as a bellwether for the industrial economy. Its quarterly earnings beat and raised forecast signal that the AI-led demand boom for ancillary equipment is sustainable.”
COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: Faculty Tenure Decisions Disadvantage White Males.
DECLINE IS A CHOICE:
Our ancestors fought some of the most fearsome enemies in the war against entropy. Worthy of mighty song and story.
We get communist jihadi welfare tourists with weaponized EBT cards and TikTok.
Unlucky.
— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) August 5, 2026
And a mindset, too.
THIS WILL END WELL:
We can now be quite certain that, yes, in fact, the DSA move within the Democratic Party is a power consolidation move modeled after the Bolshevik takeover of the Social Democrat Party and expulsion of the Mensheviks. Not the revolution itself but its immediate political… https://t.co/pnbwo50uow
— James Lindsay, anti-Communist (@ConceptualJames) August 4, 2026
BECAUSE OF COURSE: Bill Gates Was Embedded in U.S. Agencies During COVID Era.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: His Side: Men Speak Out on Dating, Marriage, and Life in America. #CommissionEarned
THE SUPREME COURT IS SUPPOSED TO CHECK POWER, NOT JOIN THE TEAM: Sarah Isgur and Melissa Murray debate executive overreach, birthright citizenship, originalism, gun rights, and whether the justices defended the constitutional order or expanded their own authority.
THE NEW SPACE RACE: Russia Wants to Quadruple Military Space Rocket Production. It’s Counting on Chinese Machinery.
Russia’s plans to sharply expand production of the Angara launch vehicle depend on large-scale imports of advanced industrial machinery, internal documents from Khrunichev State Research and Production Space Center, Russia’s leading manufacturer of space launch vehicles, show. A significant share of that equipment is supplied by Chinese manufacturers that also operate in the US and European markets, while the true origins of some brands may be deliberately obscured.
Russia is investing tens of billions of roubles to sharply expand production of the Angara family of launch vehicles, which are used exclusively for missions commissioned by the Russian Ministry of Defense.
Its existing manufacturing base is incapable of supporting that expansion, prompting the construction of a new production complex in Omsk equipped with hundreds of new machines.
Internal documents show that a significant part of the project’s technological core will rely on Chinese-made machine tools.
I’m so old, I remember when Russia had a leading space program — and China had hardly any at all.
RESIST:
Montezuma County Sheriff Steven Nowlin said he won't enforce the state's new gun eligibility card law — citing his oath to the Constitution and zero funding from the state to actually carry it out.https://t.co/xhLrzFxMvC
— Rocky Mountain Voice (@TheRMVoice) August 4, 2026
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Soy Boy Talarico’s Macho Cosplay Might Be Working. “This is a frustrating one for the GOP. Talarico keeps reinventing himself seemingly by the hour. After months of having his masculinity called into question, Talarico’s campaign people have had him on a ‘butch it up’ photo-op jag of late. They’ve got video of him driving a truck. They’ve got pictures of Talarico chowing down on meat like a man going to the electric chair. That was after he told voters that we shouldn’t do that because it’s killing poor Mother Earth.”
Yes, but…:
Democrats will not recover from this. pic.twitter.com/FhfHpd1dKx
— Bo French (@bofrench) August 4, 2026
SURELY.
This will help him in the general election. Surely. https://t.co/n7g7eoTPev
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) August 5, 2026
ABOUT THOSE PAYMENTS TO DEAD PEOPLE: Readers may recall my news story in The Washington Stand last week on Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent going forward with a requirement that all payments submitted to his department for issuance be pre-screened for deceased recipients. I noted that such computer database matching is not new and in fact one of President Ronald Reagan’s “junkyard dogs” started it in 1981.
That story also posed the question of why has it taken nearly five decades for the federal government to do what common sense requires, that being stop sending tax-funded checks to deceased recipients? Well, here’s the heart of the answer today on The Washington Stand.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG: California scrubs political conflicts of interest from its donation portal.
California’s ethics agency oversees an unlimited, blank-check system of payments solicited by elected officials — including the $347 million Gov. Gavin Newsom has steered through California politics. An investigation by The Center Square has found the state’s “transparency” portal shows the money, but it omits the conflicts of interest.
Voters using the database have no way to search whether donors had business before the government at the time of their donations, even though that information is collected by the California Fair Political Practices Commission (FPPC).
The omission matters because California caps campaign checks. It does not cap “behested payments.” State law allows elected officials to solicit unlimited sums of money from corporations, unions, tribes, foundations and other special interest groups — so long as the money goes to a third party instead of a campaign account.
That means a donor who would otherwise be limited to $39,200 per election for a governor’s campaign can give millions more to a nonprofit, public project, or outside cause if the money is solicited by that same official and reported as a behested payment.
“It’s another way of trying to influence government,” explained Richard Briffault, a Columbia University law professor and campaign finance expert.
You don’t say.
Exit quote: “California’s FPPC was born from a demand for transparency. Voters created the agency in 1974 in the wake of the Watergate scandal to shine light on political money and government ethics.”
Light’s off.
BUILD THE WALL — AT THE 49th PARALLEL:
Of course Americans have the highest take-home incomes on earth.
But what jumped out is Canadian take-home is now closer to Mexico than it is to the US 🤯 https://t.co/LA9iubQbE9
— Peter St Onge, Ph.D. (@profstonge) August 5, 2026
(Classical allusion in headline.)
MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY A CEO WHO ENJOYS EATING HAMBURGERS: McDonald’s Announces New CEO As Sales Slide.
Sure, the “Big Arch” wasn’t bad, but they need to concentrate on making their whole menu great — and on improving their service, which is uneven. And bring back the tallow fries!
JASON GUMP: The Cambridge fantasist is proof that stupid intellectuals are poisoning Britain.
I was a visiting professor at the University of Dorking, where my lectures astonished and inspired hundreds of thousands of people. I understand the university now claims I was never a visiting professor, which is unfair. I just said I was “visiting a professor”. Weaponising honest mistakes made by people who only sleep three hours a night as they continue the fight for social justice and raise millions for charity is ableist and disgusting. I am entitled to my feeling, my truth.
As a leading educator, semi-professional athlete, celebrated humanitarian and world expert on the lyrics of Snoop Dogg and the Great Books fallacy of Victorian white supremacist and public-school snob Matthew Arnold, I can say this humbly and with hand on heart. We will not have built a Britain of fairness and equity until people who know nothing, and have very limited ability, are allowed to run everything. The Andy Burnham government is a big sign of hope in that positive direction, but we need to go farther and faster for the sake of our children’s future.
Whether I get an interview for the job remains to be seen – I reckon I’d be terrific, although my obsession with correct spelling and high standards in general may sadly rule me out. The times we live in are so ungrammatical, so sundered from objective reality, so contrary to every diktat of common sense, that it can be a struggle some days to spot what is truth and what is lies.
At least the case of Jason Arday, who, at the age of 37, became the youngest black professor in Cambridge’s history, presents no such difficulty. Arday is, it appears, an Olympic-grade fantasist.
On the other hand, his* autobiography is likely presold to Netflix:
Great opportunity for Hollywood to do a woke remake of "The Great Imposter" or "Catch Me If You Can." DEI cred already lined up, and they can have a black guy play the black guy.
This one would be epic. And could break new ground … a woke remake that doesn't suck https://t.co/Zapk4R4WpS pic.twitter.com/vjZsbsXeHI
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) August 5, 2026
* “In a statement to the Free Beacon, Julia Prosser, a spokeswoman for the publisher, said the book would be released as planned. Arday, Prosser said, ‘worked closely with his co-writer’—Eve Claxton, who is uncredited on the book’s Amazon page and the corresponding U.S. book cover—’as well as our editorial and legal teams, to carefully research, write and corroborate the narrative.’”
MICHIGAN: “Those surveys showed Abdul El-Sayed winning the party’s Senate nomination in a walkover. Instead, Haley Stevens ran a close enough election that it’s still too close to call this morning.”
It shouldn’t be close at all.
TAR. FEATHERS.
Wow. If you thought lawfare was bad in America, Britain just took it to an entirely new level. Police spent four months investigating a reporter for the crime of emailing questions to that Cambridge “academic” caught serially plagiarizing. https://t.co/M4U8VTRl6a pic.twitter.com/oxUj5pi98I
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) August 4, 2026