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June 14, 2026
SAD AND INFURIATING, BUT PROBABLY CORRECT:
i came to the conclusion that this story is so awful that we have no way to punish it. to commit to an appropriate measure of justice is beyond our willingness to do it. https://t.co/RVRyG600vn
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 14, 2026
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OH, THAT ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY:
There is nothing sadder than a Wehraboo/Weeaboo mix. How many hours of his life do you think he’s spent playing Hearts of Iron IV and watching anime?
The ennui of the youth has them longing to be run over by a T-34 at Kursk, apparently.
The best Allied weapons were the long… https://t.co/H7KxgKs06k pic.twitter.com/jSBVy8MuTw
— Mike Kupari 🚀💥 (@RocketPulpHack) June 14, 2026
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THE ASIAN MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND THE GLORIES OF AMERICAN AIR CONDITIONING:
USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop.
I have discovered how Americans forge strong souls.
Outside, the sun is trying to kill everyone. Inside this small restaurant, it is winter. My breath does not fog, but it is thinking about it. A… pic.twitter.com/hSaJXpfba2
— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) June 4, 2026
Even in the hottest summers, we always take light sweaters to our favorite restaurants in the DFW Metroplex, just in case.
UPDATE: Needless to say, the European mind cannot comprehend the glories of American air conditioning, either:
I’m freezing to death in here. We’re sitting right below the AC. It’s so cold.
— Freddy🇩🇪 (@FreddyLA7) June 14, 2026
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IF THIS DOESN’T LOOK AT LEAST A LITTLE FUN, YOU MIGHT NOT BE AMERICAN:
I’ve never been to a UFC fight, but I once went to a monster truck/motocross rally in rural Maine and saw a part of America I’d never experienced before. Trump is opening the White House to those Americans and it’s awesome. If you’re offended by that you may be an elitist snob. https://t.co/g9XPRdl4YG
— Marc Thiessen (@marcthiessen) June 14, 2026
OH, THAT OIKOPHOBIA: CNN Is Surprised The South Is Welcoming Foreign World Cup Tourists.
CNN did a segment on Freddy, the German soccer tourist, and sports analyst Christine Brennan claimed "I saw some conversation, Wolf and Pamela, about how the rest of the world is looking at the United States and feeling that we are—it's a foreboding image and that we are… pic.twitter.com/Eh2zQ8x5Pr
— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) June 12, 2026
[CNN sports analyst Christine Brennan] conceded, “That is so fun. That’s the flip side of the conversation we were just having, is that these tourists are still coming. The ones who can, certainly Europeans, people who love soccer way more than the United States. It’s been a part of their lives for, you know, ever where for us, as Coy was saying, it’s a newer game on the women’s and men’s side.”
It is not just Europeans. Another viral sensation has been Algerians experiencing Kansas hospitality.
However, things kept going downhill when Brennan continued, “And so, that—I’ve looked at those tweets from him just, he’s having a delight, and Americans are loving that too. And I saw some conversation, Wolf and Pamela, about how the rest of the world is looking at the United States and feeling that we are—it’s a foreboding image and that we are inhospitable.”
Returning to Freddy, Brennan concluded, “And here is a German tourist, and others as well, now on social media saying, ‘No, no, the Americans are great.’ So, what a shame that that’s the image that the world has. Many have of us. But how wonderful again, that sports can bring people here and show people that the United States and, you know, the South is welcoming a German tourist in a way we would never have anticipated.”
Well, it’s not like CNN’s founder grew up in Georgia, went to prep school in Tennessee, and the original headquarters for his channel was in Atlanta or anything.
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—Christine Brennan, USA Today, September 16th, 2020.
Absolutely shocked that the woman who thought the decision to play football in 2020 was worse than Jerry Sandusky is now expressing bewilderment that the South doesn’t stone visitors to death https://t.co/rkeE4y0Lwp pic.twitter.com/efkLq7yfNz
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) June 13, 2026
Which seems odd as by then, plenty of people had been taking part in mostly peaceful but “unexpectedly” fiery protests without an enormous death count. But then, in the summer and fall of 2020, some mass gatherings were worthy of praise, and as Brennan tut-tutted above, some weren’t:

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THE EUROPEAN MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND THE ENORMITY OF THE LONE STAR STATE:
I’ve just learnt that you can drive for 12 hours in Texas and still be in Texas 🇺🇸
Meanwhile in England you can drive the length of the whole island in 6 hours 😭 https://t.co/sbr5kvMiA3 pic.twitter.com/uGcryAmLEO
— Skylar Skye (@SkylarSkye3) June 14, 2026
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PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:
World Cup fan base fever has taken over the United States https://t.co/vV6FMNJHDg pic.twitter.com/FksfBtF1TA
— California Post (@californiapost) June 14, 2026
Some exceptions do apply:
Sea of red seen in World Cup low fan turnout in Santa Clara https://t.co/cicVgQmcld pic.twitter.com/6qJmrsR3Hm
— California Post (@californiapost) June 13, 2026
We’re Americans, we don’t do soccer, thank you very much: Why America is still immune to the soccer virus.
Sure, there are people in America who like international football. They fall into 4 groups:
Immigrants
Tourists
Americans who hate the USA and vow to leave whenever elections don't go their way, but then puss out and pretend to enjoy soccer as goth cosplay rebellion— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 8, 2026
Closeted gay duded who choose soccer fandom as a beard in case the subject of sports comes up in conversation among other dudes. "I don't follow MLB, I'm more a Bundesliga fan" and whatnothttps://t.co/tzWzK0PW2e
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 8, 2026
The only reason we’re at all interested this year is to see where Freddy from Germany will be dining next in America:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 13, 2026
More on that here: World Cup fans fall in love with American culture, comfort food classics.
In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.
Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and… pic.twitter.com/eQqDlAJdvr
— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) June 13, 2026
“CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE MADE ABOUT ALEX SOROS:”
He does it again. Scott Jennings gets the last word on CNN. 😂👌🏻
JENNINGS: If Elon Musk had never gotten involved in politics, never supported Trump … he’d be getting a ticker tape parade right now.
HINOJOSA: Do you agree that one person should have control in f American… pic.twitter.com/7vl3gJ3nOd
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) June 14, 2026
Perhaps the Oystergruppenführer can bring Peenemünde to Portland, Maine:
listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism
you see how stupid you sound, yes?
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) June 13, 2026
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MUSK DERANGEMENT SYNDROME IN ACTION:
Idk why but it’s hard to take Elon haters seriously. pic.twitter.com/69tjWm32Z9
— The Rabbit Hole (@TheRabbitHole) June 14, 2026
It’s curious to complain about being “purposefully pushed apart” and divided, when the purpose of leftism is the increasing atomization and fracturing of culture: We Need to Talk About the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Community.


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CHINA’S COLLAPSING JOB MARKET:
China’s collapsing job market just lost its ultimate safety net as the gig economy completely implodes. In a historic first, authorities in Shenzhen, the powerhouse megacity built on migrant labor, have formally declared the ride-hailing market completely saturated. An absolute… https://t.co/mNzmHRVjzA pic.twitter.com/qhr0sRjEzA
— UnveiledChina (@Unveiled_ChinaX) June 13, 2026
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IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE:
Saving LA – Phase III pic.twitter.com/9n9wv1tonZ
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) June 12, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 13, 2026
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