SCIENCE: Scientists Discover Sperm Seem To Bypass a Fundamental Law of Physics.

GROW UP, ABDUL:

Why do Leftists feel like they are entitled to call someone out for supporting Trump?

If a player said they were opposed to all the LGBTQ and BLM bullshit actively being pushed by the NFL, they will be cancelled.

You don’t get to just “move past” being an intolerant psycho. https://t.co/HRzYbe0aw8

— Clandestine (@WarClandestine) May 29, 2026

CONSTITUENT SERVICE:

🚨🚨SCOOP: A taxpayer-funded California nonprofit with close ties to @XavierBecerra is working to keep illegal immigrants convicted of assault with a deadly weapon — even when it involves domestic abuse and aggravated felony cases — from being deported.

It even recommends… pic.twitter.com/60ZAvES6j9

— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) May 29, 2026

READER FAVORITE: Dyson Airstrait™ Straightener. #CommissionEarned

FASTER, PLEASE: Lab-grown heart patch boosts pumping power in severe heart failure trial.

I SWEAR SHE HAS AN ABUSE KINK: Jessica Tarlov Accidentally Admits the Democrats’ Biggest Dirty Secret.

GOOD IF YOU LIVE NEAR PORTLAND, OREGON OR DEARBORN, MICHIGAN: 2027 Rezvani Fortress Revealed as Apocalypse-Ready Stronghold.

UNEXPECTED HEADLINES: Russia to task bankers with shooting down Ukrainian drones. “The draft legislation, which would see banks across Russia install electronic jamming systems while selected employees would shoot down incoming unmanned aircraft, passed in its third and final reading in the lower house Duma on Tuesday, according to the state-run TASS news agency.”

I’VE READ BETTER HEADLINES, BUT NOT MANY: The Democrats’ Greatest Fear: The GOP Will Turn James Talarico Into a Creepy, Unmanly Weirdo

UPGRADE YOUR KINDLE: Amazon Kindle Paperwhite 16GB (newest model). #CommissionEarned

DON’T HOLD BACK NEXT TIME, JD:

🚨 HOLY CRAP! VP JD Vance just UNLEASHED on Democrats for their violent rhetoric against ICE and law enforcement, calls out Gavin Newsom BY NAME.

"YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, and you have NO PLACE in the political conversation in the United States!"

"Because HERE'S WHAT… pic.twitter.com/FnkPcedCll

— WWG1WGA🇺🇸♥️ (@WWG1WGA_QQ) May 29, 2026

BUT THEY TELL US VOTER ID IS RACIST: Why is it Ten Times Harder to Get a Gun Permit in New Jersey If You’re Black?

WE NEED AGE LIMITS: Absent 83-Year-Old Democrat Frederica Wilson Announces Retirement From House. “Wilson previously committed to running for reelection despite missing several consecutive votes while she recovered from eye surgery. After consistently missing House votes and committee hearings, Wilson told the Miami Herald it was time for her to retire.”

Previously: One of Our Congresscritters Is Missing. “My attempts to reach her office via phone and email received no response. Whatever happened, it looks like Wilson’s staff is in lockdown mode.”

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY:

Yinz guys I feel like there is a solution to this problem; there are hundreds, likely thousands of fearless musicians & rappers out there in the country, hungry to be able to have an opportunity to showcase their music and celebrate the country–the kind of musicians that… https://t.co/RM6GuxkUol pic.twitter.com/7Z8Iovjreb

— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) May 29, 2026

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: Keep it in Your G-String, Gramps. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn that your rights of free expression end at your g-string, what not to drink before driving across a golf course, and how to pack serious heat in Connecticut.”

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE LEFTISM:

As Democrats demand the removal of the masks of ICE agents, a protester was shown yesterday yelling at an agent, "I've got your face. I'll kill your whole f**king family. You whole f**king family is dead. Your child, your wife, and all are dead. I have your face mother f**ker.…

— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) May 29, 2026

TREAT THE PAIN: Perfect Remedy 2-Pack Gel Ice Packs for Injuries. #CommissionEarned

BASTIAT’S WINDOW: Planepooling—Commercial Aviation Reinvented: If we could reinvent American commercial aviation from scratch today, regional travel might well resemble Uber’s ridesharing models.

I wrote about that in Popular Mechanics back in 2010, and I’m ready for it to happen.

UPDATE: I had some further thoughts here, 20 years ago: Jet You.

BETTER GET TO WORK: Trust But Verify: ATF Director Says He Wants to Rebuild Trust After Biden Era Abuses.

GOOD QUESTION:

If E. Jean Carroll had a $7,000,000 litigation bill covered by Reid Hoffman, that is taxable income.

She SHOULD have paid roughly $2.5M in tax fees.

Does @SecScottBessent and the @IRS know whether she "forgot" that too?

— Good Lawgic (@TheFollowingPro) May 29, 2026

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

pic.twitter.com/6MJWG6GM1v

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 28, 2026

THAT SUCKS. HAS RUSSIA CONSIDERED NOT OCCUPYING TERRITORY?

Russian channels are complaining that Ukraine has begun active remote mining of rear roads in occupied territory. #Ukraine pic.twitter.com/FPXjtVMIXU

— NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@NOELreports) May 29, 2026

And as Trent Telenko noted, “Mining roads by air & rocket was late Cold War NATO doctrine after all.”

OOPS: Mosquitoes can learn that DEET means dinner is served.

When I was in Alaska, I used the 100% DEET and just a few drops on pulse points kept me from getting a single bite, though to be fair, mosquitoes don’t particularly like me. But it was still scary. I woke up one night and there were two mosquitoes at the foot of the bed. “Do we eat him here, or should we take him home?” “We’d better eat him here — if we take him home the big guys will probably take him away from us.” Close scrape.

PRATT SUMMER:

The threaded NBC clip exemplifies exactly what Pratt said here about being honed for debate by constant battle with hostile media hacks —

Unlike his Democrat opponents:

“Every interview I do it's opposition. When Bass or Raman talk to the media, they can just lie." https://t.co/gcjgGjx08Z pic.twitter.com/WFCEavoJlb

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 29, 2026

Evergreen: Mollie Hemingway notes that “You’re not just having a debate with an opponent, but your most hostile and most rabid opponent:” 

.@MZHemingway to Republicans dealing with the legacy media — understand your opponent for who they really are:

“If you understand that you're not just having a debate with an opponent, but your most hostile and most rabid opponent; if you understand that they are propaganda and… pic.twitter.com/36Mt3l4LLz

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 10, 2026

Tweet continues, “If you understand that you’re not just having a debate with an opponent, but your most hostile and most rabid opponent; if you understand that they are propaganda and then you go into it, I think that’s one thing. If you’re just treating them like you still have this 1960s view of what the media are, that’s when you’re going to get in trouble.”

IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Oregon Is a Step Closer to Outlawing Hunting and Gathering “his is the place where residents of other states come to verify that they don’t have it so bad, and where lawmakers could, if they bothered to look, find out that their great idea of the week has already been tried and failed. Indeed, in reading the West Coast, Messed Coast™ weekly update, you’ve arrived at the land where proof of concept has no expiration date and where money for every cockamamie idea is in endless supply.”