IF SOMETHING CANNOT GO ON FOREVER, IT WILL STOP:

MICROSOFT OUTLOOK IS STILL OUT. Everyone is like, “Why couldn’t it be Teams?”

Plus:

ELECTING DEMOCRATS HAS CONSEQUENCES: SpaceX Can Have a Public Beach Closed for Its Launches. The New Land Commissioner May Ground It.

Especially dangerous to SpaceX’s operations in Texas could be the revival of a fight over closing a public beach for rocket launches and tests. In 2009, voters approved a state constitutional amendment guaranteeing unfettered public access to beaches, something that had already been protected by statute since 1959.

But in 2013, the Texas Legislature passed a statute enabling the General Land Office to allow closures for spaceflight activity. This was done as the state was enticing SpaceX to build a spaceport in Cameron County. Without this exemption, Boca Chica Beach couldn’t be shut down on SpaceX’s behalf, meaning its rockets couldn’t fly from Starbase. 

Now incoming land commissioner Benjamin Flores, once he’s sworn in on January 19, plans to “request an opinion from the Attorney General on the constitutionality of the beach closure statute,” Flores’s chief of staff, Alex Martinez, told Texas Monthly.

How’s that Louisiana launch facility coming along, Elon?

Democrats will destroy the future, just to stick it to the man bringing it to us.

FOR SMALLER VALUES OF “AMERICANS,” SURE:

https://twitter.com/GlomarResponder/status/2121008236698779764

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): Twitter is doing its weird thing where it won’t embed, so here’s a screenshot.