THAT PUB DIDN’T INVENT THE LIGHT BULB, EITHER:

ALAN K. HENDERSON: Musings on the Declaration of Independence. “These ends are summarized as the rights to “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” To the untrained eye the last two may seem synonymous, but they speak of freedom from undue government coercion and freedom of peaceable individual initiative, respectively. The Declaration lists 27 grievances deemed serious enough to warrant the colonists to ‘throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.’ As I see it, they boil down to four basic principles.”

IT’S A TELL:

HMM: Fitness influencer banned from flight for attempting to board ‘naked’ amid record-breaking heatwave. Judging by the photo she’s not indecently dressed — this is the kind of athleisure outfit I see at Target or the mall on hot days around here. So what has Lufthansa’s panties in a twist? “The airline stated that passengers must wear clothing ‘appropriate to the character of a public journey’ that does not impair the well-being of fellow travelers from diverse backgrounds, according to reports.”

“Diverse backgrounds.” Probably means Muslims. Now setting wardrobe standards for European airlines.

HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN. SHOULD BE EXILED FROM POLITICS. AND PROBABLY FROM AMERICA.

OH, TO BE IN ENGLAND:

Even the lefties at Merriam-Webster had fun in the run-up to today:

Old Blighty’s clapped out talking points rebutted in style:

 

IT’S A SOUTHERN POVERTY SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL!

When Reuters sent out their photographer to shoot this clearly staged photo, couldn’t they have also dispatched a reporter to write up a story as well?

Exit quote:

Do the Patriot Front guys do anything besides marching around in suspiciously clean khakis, masks and baseball caps?  Is there any burning, looting, statue toppling or podium stealing? They seem very much like the Monty Python sketch about would-be bank robbers afraid of breaking the law:

UPDATE:

MORE: Question asked:

OPEN THREAD: No static at all.

THAT OLD LECH HAS NOTHING TO SAY TO US:

THE CRITICAL DRINKER:  The Odyssey — Oh, Dear…

As of the time of this post, here’s the ratio of likes to dislikes on its trailer:

In the past, such a ratio foretold of bad things to come from movies such as Snow White. Will The Odyssey endure a similar fate? As the Drinker concludes, “Is it going to reach Oppenheimer levels of success? Probably not, but I do think it’ll turn a healthy profit. And what the hell—maybe [Christopher Nolan will] surprise us all and create a genuine masterpiece with The Odyssey. But I don’t know, man. I’ve got this weird little feeling that he might have gone a bridge too far with this one. Either way, we’ll find out in a couple of weeks.”

UPDATE: There’s still one bold casting choice left for Nolan:

Hey, it worked for Amazon, why not Universal, as well?

 

TRUTH.