KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: U-S-A! Yeah, That Was Fun. “These Olympic Games have seen an unfortunate share of pathetic, ungrateful Americans. Thankfully, our biggest winners have been red, white, and blue patriots. Our hockey champions have really carried the flag. The future of the United States of America is in great hands with the young men and women we’ve just seen win hockey gold.”
February 23, 2026
“LAUGH”, SEE “HEART OF STONE”: AOC Has Instagram Meltdown. It’s a Sight to Behold.
HAPPY MONDAY! Warm up with this blast from the past.
K12 IMPLOSION UPDATE:
The public benefitted from huge arbitrage during the decades when school teacher was one of the only professions into which women were permitted.
All of the predecessors of the highly intelligent career-oriented women who now serve as lawyers and corporate executives were once… https://t.co/EiQBu371To
— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) February 23, 2026
RELIGION OF PEACE UPDATE: Taliban Legalizes Wife Beating: Afghanistan’s Shocking 2026 Penal Code and the World’s Outcry.
In a move that has shocked the international community and deepened the plight of women in Afghanistan, the Taliban has enacted a new penal code that effectively legalizes domestic violence against wives and children — provided no bones are broken or open wounds inflicted. Signed by the group’s supreme leader, Hibatullah Akhundzada, on January 7, 2026, this 90-page document, titled the De Mahakumu Jazaai Osulnama or “Criminal Procedure Code for Courts,” has been circulated to provincial courts for immediate implementation across the country.
The code not only permits husbands to physically punish their wives and daughters but also erects near-impossible barriers for any woman seeking justice — effectively making the family home a legal cage. The revelation, first published by Kabul-based human rights organization Rawadari on January 21 after they obtained the original Pashtu document, triggered an immediate global firestorm. The United Nations, world governments, human rights organizations, and prominent public figures lined up to denounce what many are now openly calling gender apartheid — a legally enforced system of sex-based oppression that has no parallel anywhere in the world in 2026.
This is the full story of what that code says, who it is already hurting, and why the world’s outrage — however loud — is struggling to find an answer powerful enough to reach inside Afghanistan’s courts.
Cue outcry from Western feminists in three… two… never.
PARASITES THRIVE IN THE WARMTH OF COLLECTIVISM THAT’S FOUND IN BLUE STATES: New ‘Ringworm’ Outbreak Turns Minnesota Into America’s STD Fungus Hotspot.
RABBAI MICHAEL BARCLAY: Is Tucker Carlson Suffering from a Clinical Mental Illness?
DON SURBER: Alabama and Team USA defeat Canada.
CDR SALAMANDER: The New Battleship: Pondering the ponderous ponderable.
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STRENGTH:
The sad thing is, pretty much all of the people ripping on this have NO IDEA just how much respect the troops have for this.
No idea.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) February 23, 2026
Much more at X, if you feel like clicking over.
I’M PRACTICALLY BLACK, SEE, BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND ILLITERATE:
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 23, 2026
Well….
Fun fact!
California taxpayers invested heavily in developing Squaw Valley as the host site for the 1960 Winter Olympics. After the Games ended, Governor Pat Brown (Governor Jerry Brown’s father) awarded operating rights on the resort facilities to William Newsom Sr. (Gavin… https://t.co/gxJGE9Ol3R
— Laura Powell (@LauraPowellEsq) February 23, 2026
DEMOCRATS HATE THAT, WHAT IF PEOPLE EXPECT IT OF THEM? Pete Hegseth Comes Under Fire for Meeting the Standards He Demands of Others. Yes, You Read That Right.
CHANGE: Cuban security forces exit Venezuela as US pressure mounts.
Venezuela’s Interim President Delcy Rodriguez has entrusted her protection to Venezuelan bodyguards, according to four of the sources, unlike deposed president Nicolas Maduro and his predecessor, the late president Hugo Chavez, who both relied on elite Cuban forces.
Thirty-two Cubans were killed in the U.S. military attack that captured Maduro on January 3, according to the Cuban government. These soldiers and bodyguards were part of a deep security agreement between Caracas and Havana that began in the late 2000s in which Cuban intelligence agents embedded throughout the military and Venezuela’s formidable DGCIM counterintelligence unit, which was fundamental to weeding out domestic opposition.
“The Cuban influence was absolutely essential” to the survival of the Chavista government, said Alejandro Velasco, an associate professor of history at New York University and an expert on Venezuela.
Inside DGCIM, some Cuban advisers have been removed from their posts, according to a former Venezuela intelligence official. Some of the Cuban medical workers and security advisers have travelled from Venezuela to Cuba on flights in recent weeks, two of the sources said.
The Axis of Resistance’s western hemisphere outposts aren’t in such great shape these days.
ICYMI:
BREAKING: JPMorgan Admits It Shut Trump’s Accounts After Jan. 6 Capitol Attack
Nation’s largest bank, in response to a lawsuit filed by the president, confirmed his longstanding complaint about “debanking.”
Per the New York Times: “For years, President Trump has complained that… pic.twitter.com/V2Pa20vYiC
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) February 21, 2026
JUSTICES THOMAS AND ALITO ARE NO DOUBT MINDFUL OF RBG’S LEGACY: Will We See a Supreme Court Vacancy (or Two) This Summer?
OH, CANADA.
Europoors and Canadians: "lol dumb Americans you don't even have free healthcare"
The free healthcare: https://t.co/UNKLFxcffM
— Matt Forney (@mattforney) February 22, 2026
CONSTITUENT SERVICE: Dem Congressional Candidate Refuses to Say He’d Deport a Single Illegal Alien.
Dems know who their voters are.
ON SUNDAYS I RUN A PROMO POST FOR (MOSTLY) INDY AUTHORS: Book Promo And Vignettes By Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.
There is also a vignette challenge.
ICYMI:
This is a very good point.
Does @netflix stand by their board member threatening punishment & persecution for half of America that dares to disagree with her? https://t.co/JqZzYmgOkn
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) February 21, 2026
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IT’S A JOB THAT MUST BE FINISHED: Mexican resort town, airport under siege after army kills major Jalisco New Generation cartel leader.
DEVELOPING A NATION’S OWN MEDICAL PERSONNEL IS FAR SUPERIOR TO IMPORTING FOREIGNERS EVEN IF THE LATTER IS SUPERFICIALLY CHEAPER: And America needs to listen to this too. Stop pilfering the doctors of the poor while declining to train our own.
YEAH, BUT HOW MUCH IS HIS ARREST SUPPOSED TO DISTRACT? My TCW week in review: Andrew, the modern-day Dorian Gray.