July 23, 2026
HAHA:
It's okay ma'am, I guess it's hard for some people to write a national newspaper sports column that doesn't read like a mass shooter's last manifesto https://t.co/8ncTINGvlG
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 23, 2026
Related:
The proper historical analogy is not
Emmett Till = all of the WNBA's black lesbian players.
The proper historical analogy is
Jackie Robinson = Caitlin Clark.
And if you think that analogy is overkill, compare the targeted physical abuse Caitlin Clark has received since first… https://t.co/eNpLXSu9k6
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 23, 2026
TREAT YOUR HAIR: Nizoral Anti-Dandruff Shampoo with 1% Ketoconazole. #CommissionEarned
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Magnesium vs. melatonin: Which is better for sleep?
COGNITIVE DISSONANCE VIA EMOJI:
When you have both a trans and Palestinian flag. https://t.co/hDQIQA4U3k
— Sunny (@sunnyright) July 23, 2026
REPUBLICANS MOVE TO CLIP AOC’S WINGS* AMID 2028 SPECULATION:
Asked whether she would mount a presidential campaign in 2028, Ms Ocasio-Cortez said on Monday: “I can’t say that I’ve ruled it out.”
She would be likely to become the standard-bearer of the Left if she entered the contest. The party’s progressives appear to be in the ascendant following a series of recent primary victories for socialists in New York and Colorado.
A poll released on Wednesday showed Ms Ocasio-Cortez leading the Democratic pack in New Hampshire, an early-voting state that will be highly influential in selecting the party’s next presidential nominee.The University of New Hampshire’s “Granite State Poll” showed Ms Ocasio-Cortez had 22 per cent, one point ahead of Pete Buttigieg, the former US transportation secretary.
“Ocasio-Cortez draws much of her support from self-described socialists and progressives, while support for Buttigieg is spread about evenly among progressives, liberals, and moderates,” pollsters said in a statement.
Some exceptions likely apply: Social Media Users Point Out Pete Buttigieg Less Popular Among Black People Than Ex-KKK Leader David Duke Was in 2016.
* To be fair, she certainly wanted to clip ours during her manic pixie new socialist “It Girl” phase in 2019: “We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.”
ASKING (AND ANSWERING) THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: I Want a Good Defensive Bullpup Shotgun… Is That Too Much to Ask?
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
"We'd be gone tomorrow." https://t.co/BD03C4qG0R pic.twitter.com/csY7h6EcwU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 23, 2026
Someone should take this idea to its logical conclusion:
To prove Sophie Cunningham wrong, I would actually love to see a male player try to join a WNBA team, force the league to reject him, and have the league explain in explicit detail as to why.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 23, 2026
THEY WON’T EVEN ACT IN THEIR OWN BEST INTEREST, MUCH LESS THE COUNTRY’S:
This is Washington for you. They hate Trump personally, so they refuse to do the right thing for the American people. https://t.co/S88gsHHmaZ
— Vince Coglianese (@VinceCoglianese) July 23, 2026
PROPAGANDA FAIL: IRGC’s New Israel Hit Is Just Old American A-10 Footage.
Iran has begun assassinations inside Israel.. This is one of the successful operations carried out by the IRGC within Israel using a drone! 🇮🇷🇮🇱 pic.twitter.com/vXBQ6dqYXD
— IRGC (@IRGC_Press) July 21, 2026
“Did you get that? That’s right – the Iranian/IRGC ‘drone’ was an American A-10, going BRRRRT on a target that absolutely wasn’t in Israel. And yes, this actually made me burst out laughing when I first viewed it. That’s not easy to do these days. We really do know to expect this. The Iranians are such inept propagandists as to make the late, unlamented Baghdad Bob look like Ernie Pyle.”
DON’T GET COCKY, BUT DO ENJOY THE SHOW: ‘People Are Mad’: House Democrats Watch Their Campaign Arm Burn Cash on Lost Causes.
PROTECT YOUR SKIN: Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream Skin Protectant. #CommissionEarned
DON’T DSA MY USA: Just Say No to Commies.
BUC-EE’S: Beloved gas station chain reveals managers can earn up to $275K without college degree. “The pay scale, which has circulated widely on social media, lists cashiers, warehouse workers, maintenance employees and grocery stockers starting at $20 an hour. Food service managers can earn between $150,000 and $200,000 annually, while general managers can make between $200,000 and $275,000.”
RESIST COLONIALISM:
Irish🇮🇪 update from the Muslim prayer Mats hanging on our churches. pic.twitter.com/0FBKDVdN6L
— Irish🇮🇪✝️ (@CapatanEl4662) July 23, 2026
KEEP YOUR DISHWASHER CLEAN: Affresh Dishwasher Cleaner. #CommissionEarned
EVERGREEN HEADLINES: The Democrats Have a Communist Problem. “The milquetoast Democrats are no match for Piker and Mamdani. They don’t have any real men in the party anymore who can take them on – they’re all too frightened of the voters. They can’t Gavin Newsom their way out of this one. We’d all better hope it’s Kamala Harris and not AOC in 2028.”
THAT THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS…:
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirms that over 256,000 non-citizens have been found on the voter rolls in California, New Jersey, Nevada, and Pennsylvania. pic.twitter.com/hUo2O9JlIk
— James Hirsen (@thejimjams) July 23, 2026
FREE HELICOPTER RIDES? Communism-Socialism, Islam: How to Meet the Threats?
HEH: Federal Judge To Hood County: No You Can’t Have Immunity For Arresting Someone For A Meme. Not Yours. “The first meme on the page is making fun of James Talarico, so I’m already inclined to like them. They also have some anti-Flock camera posts.”
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Mississippi Professor Goes Viral After Hidden ‘Madagascar’ Trick Exposes Students Who Used AI: ‘Yeah We’re Doomed.’
Give this man immediate full tenure and all the endowed chair you've got https://t.co/Ofeg6B0Se9
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 23, 2026
BFR:
Wow! Sweet human for scale perspective there @_MaxQ_ . 🤯 https://t.co/KQv8PGEcMH pic.twitter.com/n1UVmNdazB
— Marcus House (@MarcusHouse) July 23, 2026
Classical reference in the headline, although somehow Space News managed not to go into what BFR might stand for.