MAYBE NOT LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Caliphate…
September 28, 2026
THIS IS MORE LIKE THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS PROMISED:
New footage from one of the Starlink V3 satellites deployed today. Amazing pic.twitter.com/NPqZpavBaD
— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) September 28, 2026
SpaceX's Starship rocket just performed a flip maneuver and splashed down on target in the Pacific Ocean. Seems like tower catch could be a go for flight 15. pic.twitter.com/LrkvxLGkeB
— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) September 28, 2026
OLD AND BUSTED: Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past.
—The London Independent, March 20th, 2000.
The New Hotness? Elon Now Facing the Possibility That SpaceX Will Never Get Starship Working.
—Futurism, July 22nd, 2025.
I’d like an editors note placed on this https://t.co/I1eAbTPg0F pic.twitter.com/VDwgbFtVuz
— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) September 28, 2026
EXACTLY:
Uh-huh.
Tell that to Brian Thompson.
Or Charlie Kirk.
— Diana Villiers (@DianaVilliers1) September 27, 2026
GOSH, THAT WAS FAST: RAF base terror suspects released on bail.
Five men arrested over a suspected bomb plot targeting RAF Fairford have been released on bail.
The men, who are all British nationals aged 23 to 25, were arrested on Sunday on suspicion of terrorism and explosives offences, after three vans were discovered 400m from the Gloucestershire air base.
The suspects are from the London areas of Camden, Westminster and Willesden, police confirmed on Monday.
Laurence Taylor, the Met Police’s assistant commissioner for special operations, said: “I can confirm that, following extensive interviews and inquiries, the five men who were arrested are being released on police bail this afternoon.
“To be very clear, this does not mean that the investigation is over. They are subject to stringent conditions on their movement and contact with others. They absolutely remain under investigation as we explore multiple lines of inquiry.”
Police are understood to be investigating a possible Iranian link to the alleged plot. However, the Iranian embassy “categorically rejected” it had any involvement.
Unexpectedly! Regarding that “British nationals” reference, at Hot Air, Beege Welborn responds: RAF Fairford Plot, Day 2: Public Demanding Answers — Officials, Media Channel Norm MacDonald.

The government just released a teaser on the suspects – all ‘British nationals,’ which settles everything.
So shut up already.
Major update from counter terror police about RAF Fairford arrests – all UK nationals:
Male, 24, Resident of Borough of Camden
Male, 24, Borough of Westminster
Male, 25, Borough of Westminster
Male, 23, Borough of Westminster
Male, 24, Borough of Willesden— Patrick Christys (@PatrickChristys) September 28, 2026
People are pointing out how worthless that ‘British national’ statement is.
All it means is someone has a British passport, which any old terrorist can get.
The former Hamas bodyguard also was a "British National". It's meaningless now.
— Ramon Agusta (@ramonagusta) September 28, 2026
Ebola’s been sending me some hilarious memes that have been appearing on his former Cirencester/Gloucestershire neighborhood Facebook message boards. I thought I’d share a couple that nearly had me ruining my monitor this morning.
The first should be an addition to the recent handouts the British government created so their incoming asylum-seeking boat hordes understood that, like, rape, knifeyness, etc., are not considered cultural enhancements in England.
Don’t blow RAF bases up:
And some Sharpe’s Rifles is always appropriate.
Nahh – it’s just those exuberant “British nationalists” once again. Move along, nothing to see here.
FIGHT THE POWER:
🚨BREAKING: Marine Le Pen celebrates MAJOR VICTORY in French Senate elections
Le Pen QUADRUPLED the number of Senators she has in the French Upper House meaning she can now form a Caucus and call votes
Things are changing in France
They're all going home pic.twitter.com/KmR2C27qFO— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) September 28, 2026
LOL:
We did, Chris, we did.
The rules of the Internet now say we get to mock you mercilessly.
I say this as an Internet chud. https://t.co/PpmxpVQary
— Grummz (@Grummz) September 28, 2026
Related:
what Elon Musk has done to make my life better:
– electric cars
– satellite internet
– saved free speechwhat Jeff Bezos has done to make my life better:
– nationwide next-day delivery
– architecture that powers the internetwhat Larry Page and Sergey Brin have done to make… https://t.co/WSu5FFeYHs pic.twitter.com/wgdzE7ynCk
— Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) September 28, 2026
HEY, BIG SPENDER: How Kathy Hochul’s admin handed firm a $1B Medicaid contract without competitive bidding.
Gov. Kathy Hochul’s Department of Health had initially handed Deloitte Consulting a $177 million contract in 2023 to centralize a part of the Medicaid application process that was still being handled by counties into one statewide portal.
But the contract ballooned well beyond that as the administration amended the deal by $866 million in August — a move watchdogs say should have triggered a public bidding process.
…
“Once it is complete, this platform will save state taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars while allowing us to strengthen the program and reduce the potential for waste, fraud and abuse,” the DOH spokesperson said.
That’s what they always say.
THE NEW SPACE RACE HAS SECURITY PARAMETERS THAT SIMPLY DIDN’T EXIST DURING THE FIRST ONE:
BREAKING: The U.S. Space Force is bringing laser weapons to Cape Canaveral to shoot down drones threatening one of America’s most important launch sites.
Space Launch Delta 45 confirmed that Cape Canaveral Space Force Station is adding directed-energy systems capable of… pic.twitter.com/vD0SiCw1VK
— Outer Space Today (@outerspacetoday) September 26, 2026
ALL I KNOW IS, IT’S GOTTEN TOO COMPLICATED FOR CASUAL FANS: College Football Got Dramatic This Weekend. Is This the New Normal?
LIMITED TIME DEAL: ANCEL AD310 Classic Enhanced Universal OBD II Scanner. #CommissionEarned
HMM: Face-to-face with ‘bomb plotters’: Villager tells of 999 call after stumbling on masked men.
“I just thought what the hell are they doing… I saw a group of Middle Eastern-looking young guys running off through the trees. Some of them had masks or balaclavas on, and they all scattered ahead of us as we drove back past.
“Some of them ran into the fields, and some of them turned to run towards the air base. We realised this was something pretty serious. We knew the air base had a credible threat of a terrorist attack before last night. So as soon as I saw them I was worried.
“I mean, you don’t see masked men running around at half one in the morning in the countryside near a secure air base and not have concerns.”
One of the white vans was labelled “FUEL 2YOU” in red lettering, with a phone number.
However, the number appeared to be one digit short and was not recognised when called by Telegraph reporters. The company name does not return any Google search results, and cannot be found on Companies House.
Whatever they were up to, they appear to have been well-organized, and caught only by happenstance.
More here: Arrests As Explosives Plot Uncovered Near Airbase Tied to U.S. Iran Operation.
EVERY INSTITUTION HAS BEEN CORRUPTED: The College Fix investigates the leftwing bias inside the Smithsonian.
DEAR BRITAIN: STOP ELECTING PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU.
https://t.co/cwQ0ueXWR8 And it's about to get worse, much worse. If this woman gets her way, millions more illegal migrants will be making their way into the UK, and YOU get to pay for it. For most of those coming in, they will also be on welfare for the better part of their…
— John Bulkeley (@bulkeley_john) September 28, 2026
AND THERE ARE MORE OF THEM THAN YOU MIGHT BE AWARE OF: Don’t Forget the Christians Xi Is Persecuting in China.
EARLY PRIME DEAL: Bissell CleanView Max Tangle-Free Rewind Pet Vacuum, 4073L. #CommissionEarned
THERE’S MORE SUPPLY THAN DEMAND: UW–Whitewater gender studies degrees enroll only six students.
OVERTON WINDOW, SHIFTING LEFT: Socialism’s Positive Rating Tops 40% for First Time. “Over the longer term, Americans have become less positive about most of the market-oriented concepts Gallup tracks. Since 2010, positive views of big business have fallen by 14 percentage points, free enterprise by nine points and capitalism by six points. Small business is the exception, with views of it unchanged. Meanwhile, positive impressions of socialism have risen by seven points.”
PRETTY MUCH, YEAH:
In New York and California, they have made it illegal for officials to ask for or for you to show your voter ID!
They made election fraud mandatory. https://t.co/FrzVz3fU6b
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 27, 2026
NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS PROMISED:
Go for orbit! Starship will soon perform a burn with a single Raptor engine to enter an ~275 km orbit of Earth pic.twitter.com/HQxgQYc4eZ
— SpaceX (@SpaceX) September 28, 2026
Starship performs its orbital insertion burn and enters orbit of Earth for the first time pic.twitter.com/LodrSTnEnl
— SpaceX (@SpaceX) September 28, 2026
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Dems’ Virulent Antisemitism Could Be the Midterm Wild Card. “The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) members who are ascendant in the Democratic Party are, for the most part, unhinged antisemites. I added the qualifier ‘for the most part’ there just in case some leftist troll managed to find one who isn’t. I don’t think that will happen though. Zohran Mamdani, Abdul El-Sayed, Rashida Tlaib, and DSA Psycho Queen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez all prefer that Israel be destroyed and Islamic terrorists hold complete sway in the Middle East. That’s what ‘Free Palestine’ is all about.”
THAT’S NOTHING; THE UK KEEPS CONSIDERING BANNING POINTY KITCHEN KNIVES:
Notable that this proposal was too stupid to be endorsed by Everytown or Brady pic.twitter.com/3HBUQrAvRQ
— Rob Romano (@2Aupdates) September 27, 2026
AN AFFORDABILITY AGENDA:
Good morning X!
Did you know:
Of the top 5 states with the most expensive gas, only one has a Republican governor? (Nevada)
Of the bottom five states with the cheapest gas, all are GOP-led states.
On rent:
The top five states with the most expensive rent prices are ALL…
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) September 28, 2026

