LOL, BLUESKY: Renowned Left-Wing Crank Turns on Bluesky, the Social Media App for Left-Wing Cranks: Former Vox columnist David Roberts has been described as ‘one of the least likable progressives in the Milky Way galaxy.’

Ya know, you gotta beat out a lot of awful people for that kind of ranking.

THAT’S (D)IFFERENT BECAUSE SHUT UP:

Here's Joe Biden calling a reporter he didn’t like “a stupid son of a bitch."

Normalized like that? https://t.co/dJK68wFNUP pic.twitter.com/pMSgGjr3Vm

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 13, 2026

Previously: The Biden staffer who locked a reporter in the closet.

WALTER DURANTY SMILES:

Dying on dog rape hill. What a choice. https://t.co/zr8XWCoWGf

— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) May 14, 2026

To be fair though, if it wasn’t the dogs, Israel apparently has a whole menagerie of expertly-trained beasts waging war in the Middle East…:

A list of animals Israel has been accused of "weaponizing" against Palestinians over the years

Thread 🧵🧵 pic.twitter.com/vLXXWoufUm

— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) May 13, 2026

LIGHTNING DEAL: Welding Machine Handheld. #CommissionEarned

YES: House Judiciary Chairman urges DOJ to permanently dismiss all Trump cases after bombshell report.

“It’s probably time that this all just ended,” Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, said Wednesday night after Just the News reported new documents it obtained revealed the FBI at the end of the Biden presidency secretly took the rare step of preserving evidence from a dismissed January 6 prosecution until 2030, raising alarm the bureau could revive its prosecution after Trump leaves office.

The agents in the controversial Arctic Frost case also wrote a new memo insisting they believed Trump violated laws, creating a fresh roadmap for prosecution after Trump’s presidential immunity from prosecution ends in 2029.

Jordan, who played a crucial role in debunking Russia collusion allegations against Trump and chronicling FBI abuses in the targeting of conservative figures since 2016, reacted to the report by saying Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche should declare “this thing is done, over with. A-B see you later.”

He said DOJ asking the courts to discard all prior prosecutions with prejudice — meaning they couldn’t be re-filed — was “the right approach.”

More at the link.

JEEZ. THAT GUY. Chris Van Hollen and his decorative margarita glass have a ‘I did not inhale’ moment.

OWN GOAL:

>Supreme Court hands you a win of the century
>Your voting base is begging you to take the free shot and pick up two guaranteed Congressional seats
>You decide to intentionally fumble the football on the goal line because you are afraid of negative PR from people who already… https://t.co/7Sk2QuZGAm

— Christian Heiens 🏛 (@ChristianHeiens) May 13, 2026

Tweet concludes, “You decide to intentionally fumble the football on the goal line because you are afraid of negative PR from people who already hate you It’s outrageous that Republicans in South Carolina and Louisiana intentionally want our own side to lose because they think winning is a violation of principle. We don’t have time for this bullsh*t any longer.”

CAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL… I HOPE: Biden Will Fight the Release of 70 Hours of Audio Tapes With His Ghostwriter From 2017.

FROM MARY CATELLI:  Enchantments And Dragons.

#CommissionEarned

A wizard must produce justice enough to satisfy a dragon.

A young man tries to rob a tiger’s lair.

An enchantress tries to keep a court safe while they ignore the perils of misusing her magic.

A lady finds that court intrigues can spread even to the countryside.

And more tales.

Includes “Over the Sea To Me,” “Dragonfire and Time”, “The Maze, the Manor, and the Unicorn”, “The White Menagerie”, “The Dragon’s Cottage,” “Jewel of the Tiger,” and “The Sword Breaks.”

JEEZ:

Georgia politics make North Carolina politics look good. The judge in this case is Stacey Abrams' sister. https://t.co/e4q8nFc51p

— Margo (@MargoinWNC) May 13, 2026

MORE DIABOLICAL ISRAELI PROPAGANDA, TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED:  Hamas forced sex between family members as part of Oct. 7 torture campaign, probe finds: ‘You hear the screams’.

THEY’RE TRYING THEIR HARDEST:  Will Trump’s leftie foes turn Iran victory into defeat?

IRAQUI KURDS ABSCONDED WITH THE WEAPONS? DIDN’T WE ALREADY KNOW THAT?  Here’s Why the Iranian People Never Rose Up, and Its Not the Reason You Think.

I’M PRETTY SURE WE KNOW:  What Is Wrong With These People? Protesters Try to Crash Kash Patel’s Private Funeral Trip.

DID THEY NUKE IT BECAUSE IT WAS WRONG OR BECAUSE IT COULDN’T BE DONE BEFORE THE ELECTION CLOCK RAN OUT?  Virginia Dems Reject Insane Idea to Nuke State Supreme Court to Push Gerrymandered Map.

EXCEPT OF COURSE SCIENCE HAS BECOME A JOKE:  When a paper drops saying every testicle sampled had microplastics in it, that should have bene a clue that the process, not the tissue, was contaminated.

X-cancel.

IT’S TIME TO STOP THE LIES:  Everything MPU posts about data centers is complete garbage. They have zero respect for their audience. Literally no one here is losing power. This tweet is a complete lie.

X-cancel.

AND NOW THEY’RE DESPERATE:  STOOO-pid: The Ds’ VA redistricting gamble is the botch of botches, upturning the Ds’ gloating and making them highly visible national losers

I’D LOVE TO DISAGREE WITH HIM, BUT I CAN’T:  Barely Qualified to Convert O2.

“CONSERVATIVES”:  Who Is Behind Pro-Cornyn “Association of Texas Conservatives”?

AND WE KNOW HOW THAT ENDED UP: How our ‘new’ Democratic Party is really a blast from the Jacobin past.

JUST A REMINDER THAT A FEW YEARS AGO POSTING ABOUT THE REPLACEMENT PLAN WOULD HAVE HAD SEVERE CONSEQUENCES:  It’s not a conspiracy anymore.

MY FACE. BEHOLD ITS SHOCK:  Calif. mayor Eileen Wang admits acting as Chinese spy, resigns after shocking plea deal.

IT’S BOTH ENEMY ACTION AND OUR LOCAL IDIOTS:  The Push Toward a Break.

THE WORLD HAS CHANGED:  Israel Sent Iron Dome & Troops To UAE During Iran War: Amb. Huckabee Confirms.