OUR SPANISH NATO ALLY: Spain’s Prime Minister Sánchez Slams Iran Strikes, Blocks U.S. from Using Spanish Bases.
March 2, 2026
YOU CAN DO WORSE THAN A “LOYAL AND LOW-MAINTENANCE — IF UNEXCITING — COMPANION.” 2024 Chevrolet Trax Long-Term Wrap: Consistency Is a Virtue.
WOW:
This is the most wholesome video of a shot-down pilot I've ever seen. https://t.co/HFFWisFzhG
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) March 2, 2026
UNEXPECTED HEADLINES: How tampons in the men’s room helped derail the Netflix-Warner Bros. deal.
During the negotiations, while Netflix was telling skeptical GOP lawmakers that it wasn’t a left-wing company looking to get more powerful by snapping up WBD, a delegation of legislators paid a visit to its headquarters, and one was both shocked and disturbed to find a basket containing tampons in the men’s restroom.
To be clear, there are other factors involved in CEO Ted Sarandos’ decision to cancel his nearly completed purchase of WBD’s studio and streaming service. But the “tampon incident,” as it has become known on Capitol Hill, does carry some weight in the unwavering political opposition from the GOP to Sarandos’ ambitions.
“This is 2026, not 2020,” said one GOP staffer with firsthand knowledge of the matter. “What were they thinking?”
Read the whole thing.
THIS:
Mehdi Hasan has two modes: “offended you question Muslims loyalty” and “threatening you with fifth-column Muslim terrorism” https://t.co/tT2XJl9qgu
— tantum (@QuasLacrimas) March 2, 2026
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
MAYBE CONTROL GUYS WEARING “PROPERTY OF ALLAH” SHIRTS INSTEAD? James Talarico Calls for Gun Control in Texas After Austin Mass Shooting.
But those guys are Talarico’s key demographic.
THEY DON’T LIKE AMERICANS:
Obama was droning American citizens and the left didn’t bat an eye but Trump takes out one of the worst regimes in the world and they act like he stomped a kitten lmao
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) March 2, 2026
LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE: Ken Paxton confirms Texas law prohibits mental health providers from transing kids.
HE’S JUST NO GOOD AT THIS STUFF: Gavin Newsom’s Troll of Donald Trump Spectacularly Boomerangs and Hits Him in the Nads.
Airmoto Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor. #CommissionEarned
INSURANCE MARKETS ARE AS IMPORTANT AS THE BOND MARKETS:
This is potentially the biggest Iran story nobody is talking about: the global insurance market may be heading toward a systemic crisis. Here’s why…
Most people don’t realize London isn’t just a financial center it’s THE center of global insurance.
Lloyd’s underwrites ~40% of… https://t.co/DMXQahmJ1n
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) March 2, 2026
FALLOUT: Amazon’s cloud unit reports fire after objects hit UAE data center.
Iran’s response has been haphazard, because US-Israeli forces were so effective at eliminating their leadership and communications in the open hours — minutes? — of the operation.
SEVENTH CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS:
Iranian state media depicts Khamenei in “heaven” with his 72 virgins.
They’re all underage little girls.
Absolutely depraved. pic.twitter.com/JiPsNoxGK3
— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) March 2, 2026
This may be more like what the Ayatollah be receiving:

Or perhaps this:
BREAKING
Sun Maid says they can't keep up with the demand with issuing 72 raisins to recently eliminated IRGC terrorists. pic.twitter.com/6Pp2MCp7an
— The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome (@TheMossadIL) March 1, 2026
UPDATE:
Ok I’ve been supportive but I draw the line at killing children https://t.co/YlKBaehTZu
— Pub (@PubWanghaf) March 2, 2026
THIS ISN’T SURPRISING: High-risk patients account for 80% of post-surgery deaths.
SIGN OF THE TIMES:
The two most powerful officials in Iran have sought refuge in a hospital.
Ali Larijani and Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf, who are both high-priority targets, have reportedly taken refuge inside a hospital for cover out of fear of being located and targeted.
Both widely seen as… pic.twitter.com/f4Q2TWeoqH
— The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷 (@TheIranWatcher) March 2, 2026
IT’S COME TO THIS:
Shia LaBeouf shared he was touched without his consent by gay men in Hollywood when he was a child actor, and this is how the media choose to report on it.
Shameful. https://t.co/AdVWs5oxd2
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) March 2, 2026
CAUTION: THIS COLUMN MIGHT (ALSO) EXPIRE AT ANY MINUTE. Who’s Running Iran (for Now)?
SO, LIKE PEOPLE THEN: AI is getting smarter, but not wiser: A new roadmap aims to fix that gap.
NEO-FEUDALISM: In California, About the Only Way to Get a House Is to Inherit One.
Inheritance is one of the last reliable ways for younger Californians to own their first home.
About 18% of all property transfers in the state last year, representing nearly 60,000 homes, were made through inheritance, according to a recent analysis by real-estate data firm Cotality.
That share is a record for California in data going back to 1995, up from 12% in 2019. It is also roughly double the national share of 8.8% last year.
Cheryl Norris, a 76-year-old who works as an independent antique dealer, has owned a pair of homes in Northern California for decades. Her two children in their 30s don’t see a clear path toward buying a home there themselves. California’s home prices rank among the highest in the U.S., reaching a median single-family sales price of nearly $900,000 last year.
When Norris dies, she plans to leave her Santa Rosa property, with its low-pitched roof and large picture window, and her more expansive three-bedroom retreat set on more than 2 acres in San Rafael to her daughter and son.
“Even though my kids work as hard as I did, it’s sad that inheritance is their best shot at homeownership here,” she said.
I wonder how she and her adult kids vote.
JEREMY CLARKSON: I wish I’d been there for the Bafta Tourette’s moment.
To recap: the critically acclaimed movie I Swear is based on the true story of a Tourette’s syndrome sufferer called John Davidson, who was at the awards ceremony to watch the guy who played him in the film pick up a best actor award. All lovely so far.
But in the course of the proceedings John shouted out the n-word when two black guys were on the stage. And all of a sudden things were not so lovely any more. And they were especially not lovely, I should imagine, in the BBC edit suite when the show was over and they had two hours to prepare it for transmission.
I would give my entire nutsack to have been in there with them, not to contribute to the debate, but to watch a room full of luvvies tie themselves in knots. They should make a movie about it one day. It could be called “When Bandwagons Collide”. It’d probably win a Bafta.
Obviously, they nipped out a clip where one of the winners said “Free Palestine’, because after the Glastonbury debacle when that performer — I forget his name … Jizzy Biscuit? Something like that — encouraged the crowd to kill Israeli conscripts, there was something of a brouhaha.
But what to do about this n-word business? The whole point of the very excellent movie I Swear is to highlight the plight of those with Tourette’s. And by including the tic, which is what it was, the BBC would be doing just that. However, it was a racist tic. So is it acceptable to broadcast a white man using the n-word, even when he can’t help it?
Think of the hand-wringing and the mental anguish such a conundrum creates. It’s never easy being a lefty; there’s always someone or something to worry about. You can imagine them all, in a tiny little room, with two things to worry about at the same time and only two hours to sort it out. If they left it in they’d be broadcasting the worst kind of racism. If they took it out? That would be disablist. It’d be like pixelating someone’s wheelchair. Only one thing is for certain. Whether they left it in, or took it out, they would have to apologise to someone.
In the end, they left it in. And the following morning apologised to all the black people they’d upset. And then there were apologies to all the Tourette’s syndrome people, for the apology. And the last time I looked they were apologising for positioning a microphone close to where Mr Davidson was sitting. But what if they had moved the mic and he’d seen them doing it? They’d have to say, “We are moving this because some people might be offended by your disability.” What a nightmare world the left has created.
Welcome to the intersectional Olympics. As Georgina Mumford of Spiked writes, “Cancelling a man with Tourette’s is a new low for the woke elite:” “After years of telling the rest of us to platform marginalised voices, to defer to ‘lived experience’, to generally ‘do better’, they have proven to be themselves shockingly ignorant of a condition that causes genuine hardship. There is no awareness that they themselves are ‘exclusionary’. Those who bristle about having to be in close proximity with disabled people will not stop to wonder if they, themselves, are the bigots. ‘The best at hate are those who preach love’, Charles Bukowski once said. Perhaps, too, those most quick to tell the rest of us to ‘educate yourself’ are the ones most in need of taking their own advice.”
Microplastics and nanoplastics are everywhere.
PRIORITIES:
The LAX airport train is now 3 years late and will probably not open in time for the World Cup, but at least the rolling stock is made from 98% recycled material and it uses solar power. https://t.co/d9xLYeEd0s
— Marc Joffe (@marcjoffe) March 1, 2026
EPIC FURY’S ENDGAME: Regime Change or Regime Compliance?