BIPARTISAN BILL BANS CHINESE EVS HERE: House Select Committee on China Chairman John Moolenaar (R-Mich.) and Rep. Debbie Dingell (D-Mich.) have teamed up on a proposed bill that would effectively ban import of Chinese, Russian, North Korean and Iranian Electric Vehicles to compete here on the U.S. market.

WHY ARE YOU CURIOUS? That’s an apt description of a “research study” funded by federal taxpayers. Don’t believe it? Check it out here.

WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE: The World’s First Nuclear Explosion Forged an ‘Impossible’ Crystal.

SORBITOL DANGERS: Popular Sugar-Free Sweetener Linked to Liver Disease, Study Warns.

It’s going to turn out that cyclamates were the only safe artificial sweetener, isn’t it?

KEEP YOUR BIKE SAFE: Woowind LP1 Bike Pump Portable Air Compressor. #CommissionEarned

HMM: Caffeine may influence the way the brain responds to touch.

21ST CENTURY ENTERTAINMENT:

THIS GUY BUILT AN ENTIRE WIKIPEDIA THAT IS 100% AI HALLUCINATIONS AND IT'S OPEN SOURCE ON GITHUB

it's called Halupedia.

nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived.

the site has one rule: the universe only exists when you… pic.twitter.com/PbtRzxlQch

— Nav Toor (@heynavtoor) May 12, 2026

Here’s the link.

ICYMI: We Get Greenland! (Sort Of).

‘BE NICE TO ME:’ Dem CA Gov Hopeful Xavier Becerra Begs Reporter for Friendly Treatment, Exposes Entitlement.

Xavier Becerra was in the Biden Administration as the DHS Secretary. He was terrible at the job and did not keep the ‘homeland’ safe, in the least. Democrats fail up, so now he is running for the job of top executive in California.

He sat down for a news interview and before they started, he wanted to be sure the journalist knew he expected a friendly interview and not a ‘gotcha’ interview. How does he expect to run a huge state when he’s afraid of a news interview? What a wimp!

Everyone’s been wondering whether Xavier Becerra can withstand scrutiny.

Take a look at this interview clip and judge for yourself. pic.twitter.com/7hCxvV7AOz

— Kevin Liao (@KevinLiao_) May 12, 2026

KTLA just ended Xavier Becerra pic.twitter.com/oMuWmbdm8n

— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) May 12, 2026

The reporter's reaction to this exchange… https://t.co/aiJrIn1SHo pic.twitter.com/Glm3nXP8z9

— Rob Pyers (@rpyers) May 12, 2026

MILLISECONDS SAVE LIVES: Tesla Says Its Vision AI Software Can Deploy Airbags Prior to Impact: Using its external cameras, the system can reportedly see when a crash is about to happen and start prepping the airbags a fraction of a second sooner.

THEY’RE DELICIOUSLY CINNAMONY? James Webb telescope zooms in on a black hole that could reveal the truth about ‘little red dots.’

HAHA:

BBC Pidgin sticks the knife in pic.twitter.com/M1xxTLOfXs

— Bovril-Gesellschaft (@BovrilG) May 11, 2026

It’s a hoax, but it’s still funny. Somewhere Joseph Conrad is smiling.

Related (not a hoax): There’s a Laboured Stench of Desperation Hanging in the Air Around No. 10 This Morning.

DISPATCHES FROM AL-BRIṬĀNIYĀ:

My restaurant might get shut down by authorities.
Reason – not selling Halal food
For years, we’ve worked hard to build our restaurant. We are now facing ongoing harassment, nuisances outside the restaurant, and repeated complaints to the local council aimed at shutting us down… pic.twitter.com/eCarnGm1dE

— Harman Singh Kapoor (@kingkapoor72) May 12, 2026

POWER, UNLIMITED POWER! How to Make the Trump Battleship Even Deadlier With This 1 Weird Trick.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: ORARAER Biometric Smart Gun Safe with Wireless Charging. #CommissionEarned

CORRECTION: YOU’LL TOTALLY BELIEVE WHAT SHE JUST FOUND.

You are not gonna believe what I just found

The California Mayor who admitted to being a Chinese spy donated to the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee

Democrat Senators are being funded by Chinese spies

If it was the other way around, it would be front page news for weeks pic.twitter.com/wlHyLYzdub

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 12, 2026

“The only problem with tainted money is there taint enough of it.”

I PREFER .458 WINCHESTER: Safety Tip: Don’t Bet Your Life on Bear Spray.

HANG ON AND BRING THE WHOLE PARTY WITH YOU, KEIR: UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces growing calls to quit.

SAME, BUT THE C-IN-C DISAGREES, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

Trump: No Need to Rush Anything With Iran

Frankly, I would rather see action rather than talk

I would like to see oil prices and inflation back down

And I am sick and tired of Iran poking us in the eye on the world stage, and making it look like we're desperate for some sort…

— John Betts (@JohnFromCranber) May 12, 2026

DON’T GET COCKY: Democrats Running for the White House: A Parade of Long Shots.

REMEMBER 1981: Members Only Original Iconic Racer Jacket for Men. #CommissionEarned

HEH: A Thought Experiment Based on Flawed Assumptions is a Recipe for… Legacy Media Column Inches.

IT ALSO HELPS THAT HE SECRETLY WANTS TO BE DUPED:

Nick Kristof doesn't think Palestinians lie to him because he thinks he is above them and is incapable of being duped by a poor. It's a common theme in Western parroting of third world lies.

— Noam Blum (@neontaster) May 12, 2026

THE NECK TATTOO ALONE GUARANTEED THE CONVICTION: Michigan groom will spend decades in prison for killing his best friend on his wedding night.

DON’T LOOK AT ME, I’M ONLY 57: Happy 80th Birthday to the Greatest Alcoholic Who’s Ever Walked on Planet Earth!