SIGH.
You have to have a heart of stone not to laugh https://t.co/CP5aar5fYv
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 17, 2026
SIGH.
You have to have a heart of stone not to laugh https://t.co/CP5aar5fYv
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 17, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Party on, dudes and dudettes.
WELL, WE CAN BRING BACK THE NINTH PLANET, PLUTO: It’s time to reassess the size of our solar system, scientists say.
THE ENEMY WITHIN: Sherrod Brown Wanted Our Vietnam POWs Kept Captive to Protect Hanoi From US Bombs.
UPDATE: Eugene Volokh writes: “I was intrigued by the post, and I tracked down the letter.”

He adds: “As I understand it, the argument wasn’t that he wanted POWs kept captive. Rather, he was arguing that Vietnam wouldn’t rationally agree to releasing POWs before peace is negotiated. Am I mistaken on that? I also don’t think it’s terribly relevant what an 18-year-old thought or said 55 years ago, though I of course know that politics routinely stoops to that, as with the Mitt Romney school bullying claims.”
EUROPE:
As France is burning, I keep thinking of what the UAE Foreign Minister said a few years ago 👇
He accurately predicted this. pic.twitter.com/EgQClncb2s
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) October 17, 2026
MICROBIOME NEWS: Giant bacteria could be living in your gut. “Our gut microbiome is home to trillions of microbes, but they may not all be microscopic. Giant bacteria, which can reach a centimetre in length, are generally found in niche environments, such as mangroves and fish guts. But now, microbiologists have detected signs of DNA from Epulopiscium, one of the largest known types of bacteria, in human gut microbiomes from around the world. Bacteria are usually around 2 micrometres long, while giant ones are generally defined as being larger than 10 micrometres. But species belonging to the Epulopiscium genus can reach up to 600 micrometres – more than half a millimetre – in length.”
IS PARIS SCUFFLING?

Or to paraphrase CNN in 2020, mostly peaceful but surprisingly fiery scuffles.
Bari Weiss needs to get CBS’s social media team under her control:
@bariweiss still not in control of this beast. https://t.co/bGTEnlecYE
— David Mastio (@DavidMastio) October 17, 2026
UPDATE: Sasha Stone: Riots in France — a Warning for America.
MORE: Hot Takes: Internet Rips CBS News for the Worst Tweet on French Riots Since ‘Mostly Peaceful.’
REMEMBER THIS?
Like it never happened.
Insane. https://t.co/rpKDxWWhwo
— C3 (@C_3C_3) October 17, 2026
GREAT WORKOUT SOCKS: Swiftwick ASPIRE Zero No Show Performance Running Socks. #CommisisonEarned
THERE SHOULD BE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THIS KIND OF THING: Before COVID, an NIH lab chief proposed making a SARS-like bat virus more infectious: Newly released records show Vincent Munster suggested inserting a furin cleavage site and that his lab obtained unpublished SARS-related sequences. Nothing links the research to SARS-CoV-2.
It’s actually worse if multiple people were wanting to do this.
WELL, YES:
🚨 OMG. Stunning resurfaced footage shows Ugandan Mayor Mamdani saying the plan is to manipulate white leftists into electing 3rd worlders like him
Spoken in his 3rd world accent: "You need someone to be a validator, tell them to TRUST US."
🤯🤯
"Minority communities, because… pic.twitter.com/dtIsGUOmSz
— Pulse Leaks 1.0 (@Pulse_Leaks) October 16, 2026
We’ve seen something similar play out in Europe, and we know what comes next:
If this isn’t civil war, what is it? https://t.co/hpfVOeaZJj
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) October 17, 2026
It’s an invasion, Rod — those people were never French.
RELIGION OF PEACE UPDATE:
What they simulated on this statue's eyes is also what the Bataclan terrorists did to countless victims 10 years ago.
Believe them when they tell you who they are. pic.twitter.com/UzPl8zq6oX
— 𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) October 17, 2026
HONESTLY, IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME…:
Un. Fucking. Believable.
I went to war for GWB. I regret every moment supporting him. Ever. https://t.co/kAC2rlVvO2
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) October 17, 2026
…since this kind of thing from a Bush family member was unbelievable.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: Hair Cutting Scissors. #CommissionEarned
MEMES TO LAUGH THIS WEEKEND: It’s October and the Memes are Golden.
THAT’S (D)IFFERENT BECAUSE SHUT UP:
Rashida Tlaib after Mar-a-Lago was raided:
"No one is above the law, no matter how rich or powerful they are. Let justice be served."
Rashida Tlaib after Ilhan Omar's house was raided:
"DHS raiding a Member of Congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does."
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) October 16, 2026
Double standards are the best because you get twice as many.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: Windproof Travel Umbrella – Compact & Withstands Winds up to 100MPH. #CommissionEarned
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Trump Criticized For Choosing New Press Secretary Jessica Rabbit https://t.co/J3fbLYQj0v
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 16, 2026
THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: 1,000-Foot ‘Invisible’ Waves Are Tearing Through the Deep Ocean.
FREEDOM LESSONS IN THE TESLA ROCKET CAR: Yes, Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster Rocket (TRR) was only airborne in controlled flight a few seconds, but that’s just the barest of hints of what could be coming in the transportation field in the near future, thanks to the freedom that enables innovators to take risks, develop new ideas, test them, then be rewarded when market success arrives.
Check out my new Substack column today on Mark Tapscott’s Copy Desk concerning the long list of technological innovations encouraged and enabled through individual freedom and free enterprise.
REAL-WORLD HERO:
A 16-year-old girl was kidnapped at gunpoint while waiting for her school bus. Just 30 minutes later, she stood beside her alleged kidnapper inside a gas station and silently mouthed one word to the clerk: “Help.”
It happened in Michigan, where a stranger had forced the teenager… pic.twitter.com/A0EUmphcad
— Hosna ⚖️ בניטה (@DOGEQEEN) October 16, 2026
More:
It happened in Michigan, where a stranger had forced the teenager into a van at gunpoint. When the man brought her into a Sunoco gas station and demanded that she buy him cigarettes, clerk Abdulrahman Abohatem immediately sensed something was wrong. The girl was visibly frightened, and her desperate attempt to signal him confirmed his worst fears.
Abdulrahman had no idea what the man might do next. But instead of staying safely behind the protective glass at his counter, he stepped out and confronted him. He physically placed himself between the stranger and the girl, told her to get behind him, and ordered the man out of the store.
It was an extraordinary act of courage. Abdulrahman was an ordinary gas station employee putting himself in harm’s way to protect a teenager he had never met.
More at the link.
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