ANNALS OF AUTOPHAGY: Researchers Discover a Surprising Twist in How Our Cells Age.
October 23, 2026
ICYMI:
We've gone from cans having over a year wait & fingerprint requirements
to
getting a silencer free with an optics purchase
And y'all are talking about staying home in November. We've never been so back. pic.twitter.com/W2NjvqZJj5
— Louis vil LeGun (@LouisvilleGun) October 20, 2026
HAHAHA:
>"International Law" is just how we explain the United States Navy to children and invalids,
absolute banger; chisel this in marble https://t.co/u8w07kGRoT
— ⓘSome Dogs have thumbs (@MorlockP) October 23, 2026
IT’S NOT THAT THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT’S IN THE VIDEOS, IT’S THAT THEY HOPE YOU DON’T KNOW.
Did you happen to catch the part of the plot where Democrat governors will declare the Constitutionally-elected Presidency invalid and seize control of American governance?
That's literally in the videos, idiot, and I am not exaggerating.
Go watch the videos and report back and…
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) October 23, 2026
IF YOU STILL THINK TEXAS IS GOING BLUE: Matt Margolis over at PJ Media rounds up a bunch of common sense. Like the survey that on one hand put State Sen. James Talarico two points up on Attorney General Ken Paxton, while on the other showing a majority of surveyed Texans want the GOP to control the Senate. There’s more, go here.
JAY BHATTACHARYA: Launching a Second Scientific Revolution.
CRIMINAL MASTERMIND:
She wrote a check?
— MountainMama (@mtnmamapatriot) October 23, 2026
Previously: Feds Arrest Corrupt Virginia Dem — and Her Family Members, Too.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING: Mein Home Team Goose-Stepped in It With a Throwback Profile Pic.
BUCKLE UP:
Yes, he is.
1. The videos explicitly name the Illinois governor as one of the two that were willing to buy into the illegitimacy memo.
2. He’s co-chair of Governors Safeguarding Democracy which apparently liked the memo and presentation.
3. I believe Democracy Funders Network…— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) October 22, 2026
“A republic, if you can keep it,” the wise man once said.
WELL, THAT’S NOT GOOD: Porsche Warns Hundreds of Owners Not to Drive as Wheels Could Detach.
ROCKET REPORT: SpaceX says no thanks to Space Force launches.
The Space Force recently tried to book rides for three future satellite missions, but SpaceX declined to offer its services, Politico reports. No other rocket companies offered to take them either, the publication reported. A top Space Force official, Brig. Gen. Eric Zarybnisky, the acting portfolio acquisition executive, acknowledged growing pains for the government and space industry as demand for rockets increases. “Temporarily, there are some things we’ll need to work through, again, as we get new providers flying,” he said. SpaceX has been declining to sign new Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy launch contracts for all kinds of customers.
No one else has capacity … The three Space Force missions that didn’t find a ride were listed through the National Security Space Launch initiative. Two of the missions were for the Space Development Agency. The agency is a branch of the Space Force that’s building a network of hundreds of military satellites in low-Earth orbit to provide expanded data services, and missile warning and tracking capabilities. Other potential launch providers, United Launch Alliance and Blue Origin, are both working through setbacks with their launch vehicles. Zarybnisky remained optimistic that Blue Origin and ULA will work through their technical problems and that new competitors will get up and running in time.
Previously: How in the Actual Hell Can We Be Running Out of Space Rockets?
FINALLY, PERHAPS SOME CLARITY:
Addendum: To be clear, I don't blame the Ukrainians at all. They're literally fighting for their survival and one has to admire the ingenuity. And the Russians also hacked Starlink. But if it's all true, it does seem a bit harsh to pound Musk for it. Remember also that he took…
— Chamberlain's Ghost (@RSA_Observer) October 23, 2026
CLEAN YOUR MACHINE: Affresh Washing Machine Cleaner. #CommissionEarned
WHY WOULD THEY WHEN THEY BELIEVE THEY STAND TO BENEFIT?
Not a single Democrat member of Congress has condemned this. https://t.co/haYHPNKnUS
— Tim Burchett (@timburchett) October 23, 2026
ANNALS OF CRAZY LEFTIST WOMEN: A Florida Attorney Walks Into a Mississippi Gun Store . . .
White identified herself to an employee as a protester and activist who wanted to buy a gun to kill Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, according to the criminal complaint. White told employees she wanted a firearm for protection at a protest because she believed “ICE agents are becoming crazy and wild,” according to the complaint. She also told employees she was an activist and protester.
During her interactions with employees, White gestured toward her torso and asked whether the firearms for sale would penetrate an agent’s body armor, the complaint says. If they could not, she told an employee she would need to “hit them in the head, shoulder, arm or leg.”
“It probably won’t surprise you to hear that, not only did the dealer not sell her a firearm, but the store contacted ATF.”
CYBERSECURITY: PHP Vulnerability: It’s Really, Really Bad. “This is a huge, huge issue because PHP is everywhere. A vast number of websites use a LAMP stack (Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP), and PHP is in all of them. This is worse than the log4j vulnerability (which was bad enough), since in a pinch you can live without logging for a while. Remove PHP from your web server, and just about everything breaks. In theory, you could still serve up static web pages, but I’m betting most sites have PHP involved in that task as well, and anything serving up dynamic content (database call, stock prices, etc.) on a LAMP setup is going to break.”
“Folks, this is a bad one. If you run any sort of website, you need to get this one updated ASAP.”
VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN:
The polls make a lot more sense when you realize Democrats’ only path to taking the Senate depends on Republicans staying home.
The goal is to demoralize you into sitting on the couch instead of showing up on Election Day.
Don’t fall for it.
If Republicans show up, we win.…
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) October 23, 2026
And don’t fall for the op.
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: Meet the World’s Worst Best Bank Robber. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn how to earn an F for Effort, the worst place to shoot a man, and how they serve time in style in the Great White North.”
WELL SAID:
Abdul is not the only Muslim to run for the Senate. Mehmet Oz ran in 2024. No one ran against Oz because he’s a Muslim.
That’s because Oz didn’t call Israel Bloodthirsty. Oz didn’t write an oped urging support for the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. Oz didn’t have donors who… https://t.co/WDyFipmW5c
— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) October 23, 2026
“This race isn’t about Abdul’s faith. It’s about his extremist ideas.”
EVERY TIME I SEE BILLIE EILISH, SHE’S EITHER LECTURING ME ABOUT CAPITALISM OR TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING.
Anti-capitalist socialist Billie Eilish just dropped a jewelry line selling silver chains for over $2,000 pic.twitter.com/fQCUn5CunZ
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) October 23, 2026
READER FAVORITE: Walker’s Razor Slim Electronic Muff. #CommissionEarned
LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENING THIS WEEK:
HUGE: The en banc Fifth Circuit just held, 11-6, that illegal aliens caught in the interior can be detained without bond for the duration of their removal proceedings.
Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders." pic.twitter.com/nvnnmaeW8d
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) October 23, 2026
MACRON GETS AMERICAN FREE SPEECH WRONG AMID FRENCH RIOTS. The French president misses a crucial distinction: The right to offend isn’t the right to commit violence. The First Amendment isn’t the problem, and abandoning its principles won’t make France safer.
