GOOD NAME: U.S. military tests Hammer of the Gods in new sea trial. “Hammer of the Gods is not a weapon in the traditional sense of something that fires a projectile. It is an emitter, a piece of hardware that broadcasts electromagnetic signals, built to deliver an expanded suite of command-and-control capabilities alongside a wider set of electronic warfare functions from a highly deployable, low-signature platform. Electronic warfare covers the broad category of military operations that use the electromagnetic spectrum, the invisible range of radio waves, radar, and satellite signals that modern militaries depend on, either to disrupt an adversary’s systems or to protect friendly ones from being disrupted in turn. Because Hammer of the Gods keeps a low electromagnetic signature, meaning it does not broadcast in a way that makes it easy for an enemy to detect and target, it can push forward into contested areas and deliver what the Army describes as multi-domain effects at the forward edge of operations, essentially projecting electronic warfare capability into the thick of a fight rather than staying safely in the rear.”
July 29, 2026
FAUCI MADE FAUCI MORE MOCKABLE THAN EVER:
The Fifth Amendment is protection from the Govt.
It is not protection from damage to your reputation that comes from invoking it. https://t.co/x1eYHFN3LY
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) July 29, 2026
I’ll have much more on Fauci’s mockability in tomorrow’s Thursday Essay.
HEH:
Talarico’s Fauci doll has a “Removable mask!” but only when he’s playing with the Jake Tapper doll https://t.co/MYA92BX3Jp
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) July 29, 2026
Alternate headline: Leftism as a Cult, Exhibit #1,000,006.
BEST DOJ FOR GUN RIGHTS EVER: Another Win: DOJ Pulls Its Appeal of a Ruling that Carry Bans In Post Offices are Unconstitutional.
SPACE: NASA’s new Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope is about to launch. Here’s why it’s so cool.
After more than a decade in development, the Roman Space Telescope will launch at 7:20 a.m. on Aug. 30 from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida — eight months ahead of schedule. Its mission? To study how the universe began, what it’s made of and how it has evolved over time — while (hopefully) helping scientists solve some of modern astronomy’s biggest mysteries in the process.
NASA will preview that mission at a virtual news conference today at 2 p.m. ET.
“We’re going to find one-in-a-million things over and over and over again,” Jeremy Perkins, a Roman Telescope scientist at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, recently predicted.
What kinds of things? Habitable planets in our own galaxy, perhaps. And dark energy. And primordial black holes.
Bring ’em on.
SOME SMALL MEASURE OF ACCOUNTABILITY? Fauci’s Disastrous Senate Hearing Signals That It’s Time to Put the Autopen on Trial Through Him.
JUST THINK OF IT AS A SPECIES OF REPARATIONS:
It's not plagiarism when a Person of Color does it because slavery and reparations. https://t.co/QUoAMYOyY4
— Gad Saad (@GadSaad) July 29, 2026
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MAYBE THEY JUST NEEDED SOME MORE GUN CONTROL: Seattle’s Inept, Anti-Gun Woke Circus Helps Turn a Food Festival into a Gang Shooting Gallery.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Science Pleads The 5thhttps://t.co/3Ry6yTqSve
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 29, 2026
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE “NEVER AGAIN” MOMENTS:
Never forget what they did in the name of Covid.
Fauci did this then lied through his teeth under oath.
Fauci belongs in prison for a very long time. pic.twitter.com/2o6bbb8Q25
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 28, 2026
COMMIES BLAME CLIMATE FOR EVERYTHING: Spanish PM Sánchez calls out climate denial after devastating week of wildfires.
CAN SCIENCE DO THAT?
Science Pleads The 5thhttps://t.co/3Ry6yTqSve
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 29, 2026
As always, America’s Newspaper of Record™ nails it.
And something a little more serious on the subject from John Nolte:
This also states it well…
The pardon put Fauci in a position where he could either testify truthfully and face no prosecution, or invoke the Fifth and face a contempt charge.
Obviously, Fauci decided telling the truth was more dangerous (even with no fear of prosecution)… https://t.co/lW4gQoVA5J
— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) July 29, 2026
I suppose nobody understands the risks to Fauci better than Fauci, and he decided accordingly.
LOL, CHRIS CILLIZZA:
It's hilarious that you think he's leaving the party and that the party is not leaving him.
You continue to be the absolute king of misreading the situation. https://t.co/b2Xs0Iv6mB
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 29, 2026
UPDATE (FROM GLENN): To be fair, that’s what they pay him for.
UPDATE (FROM STEVE VIA GLENN):
Keep them coming https://t.co/OeHShHekkP
— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) July 29, 2026
And he’s been a willing (and well-paid) servant for a long time.
SOCIALISM IN ONE SENTENCE: Austin’s Secret Amazon Land Grab. “All Austin City Council members are lefty Democrats these days, and nothing says ‘service to the downtrodden’ like bulldozing some peon’s house to satisfy an international megacorporation.”
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IS THERE ANYTHING THOSE DRUGS CAN’T DO? GLP-1s Had a Surprising Effect on the Liver in a New Study.
SORRY, BUT “INFAMOUS” IS THE BEST WE CAN DO:
Dear Diary… If I plead the Fifth, will I still be famous? pic.twitter.com/f0OwHbTOMO
— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) July 29, 2026
HMM: Eat dinner at 5 p.m., take a 5-minute dance break and drink coffee. Got those covered.
YES, BUT…: China’s reported chip breakthrough comes with some big caveats.
“Any machine built by an unknown state-backed company are starting from a much worse spot. Reliability takes years of iteration in the field, which ASML has [and] China still has yet to achieve,” Patience added.
Another challenge for China is scaling these machines. The Information reported that the Chinese firm developing the DUV tool is aiming to produce five units this year and around 20 in 2027.
In comparison, ASML said it plans for a capacity of around 130 DUV immersion machines in 2026, and is planning to add 30% in 2027.
“Tool performance, scaling production of the machine itself, fleet performance, surrounding ecosystem and poor economics against fully depreciated ASML machines all stack up against China DUV,” a team of analysts at SemiAnalysis told CNBC.
“Scaling production of the machine itself [is] the most underestimated part.”
Yes, but if there’s one thing China does well, it’s scale up.