NEWS YOU CAN USE: Lawsplainer — Warrantless Searches of Residences To Arrest Illegal Aliens With Final Orders of Removal. “As a legal matter, there isn’t much downside and the upside is the expedited removal of a far larger number of illegal aliens that would otherwise be possible — as the Supreme Court has recognized.”

JUST SO NO ONE WORRIES: We’re fine, but I’ve caught a cold and I’m going to bed.

HMM: Jackson Radio Station Says Their Video of ICE Operations Was Simply Intended to Inform Not Incite.

LEADERSHIP ACTUALLY DOES MATTER:

It’s hard to believe that all we had to do to change the military was to stop backing down.

We went from a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan to snatching rogue heads of state in their sleep.

Ending nuclear threats with stunning precision.

Reducing drug deaths in America… https://t.co/zXrPYfMzIF

— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) January 22, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Happy Thursday.

HE GENERALLY IS: JD Vance Was Absolutely Brilliant Today in Minnesota.

WHY THE GOP NEEDS WORK:

Unbelievably disturbing.

57 House Republicans just joined almost all the Democrats to ensure the government can shut off your car whenever it wants. pic.twitter.com/iLztCUNC5h

— Rep. Keith Self (@RepKeithSelf) January 22, 2026

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin plans to build 5,400-satellite megaconstellation.

GREENLAND:

Greenland is badly needed by the USA to engage nuclear armed hypersonic glide vehicles and FOBS from China and Russia aimed at the continental USA.

So-called experts saying Greenland is "unnecessary" are "Cold War thinkers" focused on traditional ICBM threat geometries.
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— Trent Telenko (@TrentTelenko) January 22, 2026

WELL, WE DON’T, BUT UNIVERSITY BALANCE SHEETS DO: Do We Really Need 600,000 Chinese Students?

MICROBIOME NEWS: Scientists Discover Breast Milk Carries Key Gut Bacteria to Infants.

21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Strategic sex: Alaska’s beluga whales swap mates for long-term survival.

FLASHBACK: The Dangerous Rise Of Men Who Won’t Date “Woke” Women. Still rising, baby.

GET READY FOR THE COLD: ERAYAK 4500W Portable Inverter Generator for Home Use. #CommissionEarned

GAVIN NEWSOM’S PARASITE GOVERNMENT: California Quietly Adds Hundreds In Fees That Inflate Traffic Tickets.

OUCH: Extreme winter storm threat sparks historic natural gas spike. “The contracts for near-term US natural gas futures have skyrocketed more than 70% so far this week, according to FactSet data. That leaves natural gas on track for the biggest weekly increase since 1990 and at the highest price since 2022, according to Bloomberg.”

ICYMI: Up in Canada, They’re Signaling Genuine Virtue for Once (Really!)

READER FAVORITE: Wrangler Authentics Mens Relaxed Fit Stretch Cargo. #CommissionEarned

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Rifles: Find the Right Ammunition.

THAT’S BIG: Wobbling exoplanet hints at a hidden exomoon so massive it could redefine the word ‘moon’ altogether.

PARTISAN BIAS AT CENSUS BUREAU: It’s no secret that the vast majority of federal workers are Democrats, but the results of this review by The Washington Stand of contributions by U.S. Census Bureau workers are stark.

MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE: DHS Slates Mahmoud Khalil for Deportation to Algeria.

MY FAVORITE UMBRELLA: TUMELLA Strongest Windproof Travel Umbrella. #CommissionEarned

A VERY PUBLIC EDUCATION: ‘Portrait of a Graduate’ is lite on academics: They can’t read, but they have ‘global empathy.’

By the time I got my high school diploma, I could read, write and calculate, dissect a frog and analyze the causes of the Civil War. But that was the last millennium.

Today’s students need more, say educators. The national superintendents’ association urges schools to “establish a high-impact ecosystem by building clarity and conviction for a shared vision of learning. The newly trendy “Portrait of a Graduate” goes beyond academics to identify what “children in your community need to succeed in this rapidly changing, complex world.”

In Columbus, Ohio, for example, the portrait includes “global empathy,” ability to use technology, creativity, adaptability, communications and “critical thinking.”

“As of 2024, at least 20 states and countless districts had initiated ‘Portrait of a Graduate’ reforms, writes Daniel Buck, who directs the Conservative Education Reform Network, in Education Next. Educating the “whole child” is an old idea, he writes. This could be just another fad. However, the Education Testing Service and the Carnegie Foundation are working on tests to measure the unmeasurable. Is Caleb achieving the desired level of good citizenship? Is Emma sufficiently creative and collaborative?

Johnny’s failing algebra but he got an A in Groupthink.

DEMOCRATS SURE GOT IT GOOD:

Scoop: Minnesota federal magistrate judge refused to sign a complaint bringing charges against Don Lemon in connection with the church protest on Sunday, sources tell @CBSNews' @camiloreports @SarahNLynch @MacFarlaneNews and me.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 22, 2026