August 19, 2026
WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE B-MOVIE SATAN? ZocDoc Dentist Responds to Scared Jew: “Free Palestine”.
KEEP YOUR HOUSE CLEAN FROM PETS: Shark Navigator Lift-Away Vacuum. #CommissionEarned
CAPITALISM IS A VERY OLD IDEA (VIP): Capitalism: The Taoist Ideal.
ENTITLED, LOW-CHARISMA CARPETBAGGER:
Seeing too many hot takes from the DC punditocracy who claim that Angie Nixon defeated Alex Vindman because socialism is so popular nowadays. Well I'm sure it is in some states, but NOT in Florida.
Vindman lost because he is a deep state establishment plant who carpetbagged… pic.twitter.com/SUhwu51ggh
— Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 (@ChristinaPushaw) August 19, 2026
COMING SOON: AI MODELS THAT SLAP EACH OTHER WITH CARRYON BAGS. Google is buying all of Spirit Airlines’ data to feed its AI models. “The data has been stripped of anything that would allow individuals to be identified, according to the court filing. But it is still a massive amount of useful intelligence.”
THE DEVIL’S PLEASURE PALACE:
The Most Destructive Intellectual Project of the Twentieth Century.
The Frankfurt School. You should know what it was, what it built, and why you are still living inside it.
1. The Institute for Social Research was founded in Frankfurt in 1923 and relocated to Columbia… https://t.co/tuqvEblLIN pic.twitter.com/hXnNKmqPrW
— Krzysztof Szczawinski 🇵🇱 (@Kristof_Poland) August 19, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
MAYBE NOT QUITE A MOON-SHATTERING KABOOM, BUT STILL IMPRESSIVE:
Spotted: Falcon 9 impact site
NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO) has captured images of a new crater on the Moon. The crater formed on Aug. 5, 2026, when a SpaceX Falcon 9 upper stage impacted the lunar surface. https://t.co/aqduBYwpmg pic.twitter.com/hE83yvzmIk
— NASA Solar System (@NASASolarSystem) August 18, 2026
CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: Judge Rules Biden ‘Ghost Gun’ Rule Unconstitutional.
TRUMP SAID HE’D RESTORE FREE SPEECH IN AMERICA. Halfway through his second term, the question is whether his actions have matched that promise.
MASSIVE RESISTANCE: DOJ says Duke Law used racial preferences after Supreme Court ruling.
ABOLISH PUBLIC SECTOR UNIONS: Teacher unions dedicate money to political activism, lobbying.
Some teachers raise questions about whether union dues are being used to advance causes the instructors actually support.
Todd Loeffler, a California elementary public school teacher for over 25 years, said the cost of joining the union and some of their political tactics turned him off.
“Knowing that our union dues were primarily going to Democratic candidates, it was very difficult,” he told The Center Square.
Another issue was the cost. He initially declined to join his union when he began teaching because the dues were too expensive.
“When I was just hired as a new teacher, I was asked to join the union along with all the other new teachers,” Loeffler said. “We discussed joining the union, but we agreed it was too expensive, and our salary was very low.”
WELL, HE’S RIGHT:
BREAKING: U.S. sanctions International Criminal Court President Tomoko Akane, with Secretary of State Marco Rubio calling the ICC a “sham of a court.” pic.twitter.com/aS2fnYYYkh
— Polymarket (@Polymarket) August 18, 2026
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Axios — Dems Might Be Commies but, Hey, They’re Sexy! “Using a favorite modern liberal buzzword, Axios is trying to normalize the commie element that’s been stirring things up for the Democratic National Committee. If they can focus on the fact that Abdul El-Sayed is wearing t-shirts to show off his biceps, they might be able to distract some voters from the fact that he’s a far-left, terrorist-loving cancer.”
IYKYK:
"The Death of Expertise" by Tom Nichols.
Hint: it was self-inflicted. pic.twitter.com/okVxAEqL4s— Big Jarhead (@big_jarhead) August 19, 2026
WHEN THE K-12 IMPLOSION AND THE HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE OVERLAP: Shot: UC-Berkeley math prof says she has to teach fractions to calculus students because standards have fallen so far.
Chaser: SF high school where 94% flunk math has California’s highest Berkeley acceptance rate.
You can guess why.
HMM: OpenAI builds dedicated ChatGPT experience for teens with parental controls and study features.
The ChatGPT for Teens portal will serve as the default experience on the artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot for users between the ages of 13 and 17 and will come with new safeguards aimed at fostering the safe use of the platform and supporting teens’ critical thinking skills.
OpenAI said that most teen users of ChatGPT use it for homework and help with their studies, so the new platform is intended to allow for study aides without giving the answers away and was designed with Stanford University.
It will feature quizzes and responsible-homework reminders that redirect teens toward collaborative problem-solving, as well as a Study Hours feature that allows teens or parents to set Study Mode as a default during certain time periods.
Those seem like sensible guardrails, but my wife and I wouldn’t even let our kids have social media until they were at least 16 — so this might’ve been a hard No, too.
OLD AND BUSTED: Fake News.
The Hotness? Fake Everything:
We live in an age of fakes. Fake Cambridge professors, fake virus origin stories, fake polls, fake unimpaired presidents, fake ceasefires, fake news. Maybe we are better off asking: what's real? pic.twitter.com/6J49DPwTO4
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) August 19, 2026
TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Florida biology teacher’s ‘heinous sex acts’ against teen destroyed his faith in God: suit.
POPE URGES TWO-STATE SOLUTION:
All the Muslims in Judea and Samaria have to do is stop attacking their neighbors, just as all the Muslims in Gaza have to do is stop attacking their neighbors. They refuse.
And who runs one of the two states?
The one whose authority can't even hold an election because Hamas… https://t.co/jv33I23YNV— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 18, 2026
I’d rather go for the one-state solution myself:
THE POPULATIONS OF OCCUPIED COUNTRIES ARE USUALLY SUBJECTED TO PROPAGANDA AIMED AT DIMINISHING NATIONAL PRIDE:
The BBC broadcasts children's programs claiming that Black people built Britain. The BBC loves to spread disinformation. pic.twitter.com/VPbJXZL4we
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 19, 2026
NICK KRISTOF SHALL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS DOG RAPE MAN: ‘Dog Rape’ New York Times Columnist Delivers Another Dud as Harvard Prepares to Honor Him.
