NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:

🚨 HOLY CRAP!! A Palm Beach elections office volunteer just got arrested for STEALING an encrypted access key and computer equipment in the March 24 special election where the Democrat won by 800 votes

This is the district the includes Mar-a-Lago.

Investigators worry that the… pic.twitter.com/0mBPEFdxNK

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 29, 2026

QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED:

“Last year alone, Muslims kiIIled 500,000 Christians in only Nigeria. Why are they only talking about Palestine?"

He is 100% correct.

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— Vivid.🇮🇱 (@VividProwess) March 30, 2026

WE’RE LEARNING WHO OUR FRIENDS ARE AND IT’S NOT ALWAYS WHO WE USED TO THINK:

You know all the debate, handwringing, disparagement re American exceptionalism? Yeah well… https://t.co/gqiar1i6Li

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 30, 2026

INFORMED VOTERS:

This is one of the most astonishing interviews I've ever seen in my life.

A mother/daughter duo at a South Carolina "No Kings" protest could not explain AT ALL to a reporter why either of them were protesting.

Zero clue.

Not a single coherent sentence, unbelievable to watch… pic.twitter.com/Xzzb1zIdIl

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 29, 2026

SHRUG: What to Make of JD Vance’s Belief That UFOs and Space Aliens Are Demons?

ON SUNDAYS I RUN A PROMO POST FOR (MOSTLY) INDIE AUTHORS:  Book Promo And Vignettes By Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

There is also a fun vignette challenge!

I DON’T BELIEVE THIS IS THEOLOGICALLY SOUND:

John Sobieski could not be reached for comment. https://t.co/4aAFkqttcC

— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) March 29, 2026

UPDATE:

Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible https://t.co/8Hu7kJv7hc pic.twitter.com/q2jBwHjSST

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 29, 2026

WOULD BE FUN!   Radar Readings Suggest Possibility of a Second Sphinx — Archaeologists Remain Doubtful.

Meanwhile, an exciting find of Old Kingdom tombs has been reported in southern Egypt.

GIVEN THE AMOUNTS ALREADY REPORTED, EVEN A SMALL PERCENTAGE WOULD BE LARGE:  Fraud whistleblowers could make millions as Bessent cracks down on sprawling scams.

THEY HATE THE COUNTRY OF THEIR BIRTH WITHOUT THOUGHT OF ANY ALTERNATIVE:  The Brit who spoke out for Hitler, the Americans who cheer for Iran.

THE ELECTORATE SHOULD SEND THEM HOME PERMANENTLY:  Sen. Mike Lee Blasts Senators Who ‘Just Want to Go Home’ After Failing to Fund Immigration Authorities.

THE NEW CoE ARCHBISHOP ISN’T CONCERNED WITH CHRISTIANITY (NOR ENGLAND):  The Christian definition of human nature that even Sarah Mullally could understand.

IF I HAD TO SPEND MY WORKLIFE AROUND “DR.” JILL I’D LIKELY SHOOT MYSELF TOO:  So, That’s the Story Behind How a Secret Service Agent on Jill Biden’s Detail Shot Himself.

HE CHOSE POORLY:  Watch What Happens When a White Soy Boy Lib Harassed Black ICE Agents at the Airport.

IS ABSOLUTELY VALID:  Bessent’s beef.

WELL…  Do You Know What Words Abraham Lincoln Used to Refer to the Democrats, President Trump? The Locofocos.

BECAUSE THEY DEAL WITH UNYIELDING REALITY:  Why engineers beat lawyers.

DON’T CONFUSE YOUR BAGS:  American Kabuki Security Theatre.

This is why I have travel bags and travel jackets, if I’m going to fly. (Which I do as little as possible.)

GOOD:  Hezbollah Terrorist Who Worked As A Pro-Terror Journalist Eliminated By Israel.

I’M TRAUMATIZED BY PRAMILA JAYAPAL:  Dem Rep Calls for Reparations for Illegal Aliens ‘Traumatized’ By ICE.

Every time she opens her mouth my brain cells try to escape out my ears.

NO SANITY!  Scenes of Communist Flags, Riots, and Violent Clashes With DHS During ‘No Kings’ Protests.

NOT EXACTLY THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN:  Japanese universities abandon merit.

OPEN THREAD: Ring out the weekend.

THE GLOBAL MEDIA/ACADEMIC/NGO COMPLEX BASICALLY APPROVES OF THIS STUFF.

BREAKING: A massacre has taken place in Nigeria against Christians by Islamists on Palm Sunday.

Bodies line the streets of their village.

Where is the outrage? https://t.co/XzEf5KiKME

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 29, 2026

GOOD LUCK, GUYS. ‘We are ready’: NASA still on track to launch Artemis 2 astronauts to the moon April 1.