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March 24, 2026
ICYMI: I ANSWER THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is the “Big Arch” worth eating?
IRAN IS NO LONGER THE STRONG HORSE:
Lebanon declares Iran’s ambassador persona non grata and orders his departure within days—extraordinary break in a relationship long shaped by Iran’s influence inside Lebanon. https://t.co/KA4ftVw5Ox
— Brett McGurk (@brett_mcgurk) March 24, 2026
CNN… REPORTED… THE NEWS? CNN admits ICE deployment helped cut airport wait times.
But in California, the reasoning works differently. We are told this is about coexistence, balance, and harmony between humans and nature. It’s a lovely idea, as long as you’re not the one being harmonized.
Governor Gavin Newsom has overseen a state where residents are leaving, businesses are relocating, and costs continue to rise steadily into the stratosphere. Housing? Out of reach. Taxes? Sky-high. Regulations? Plentiful enough to require their own migration corridor.
And yet, when faced with these challenges, Sacramento looked at its checkbook and said: You know what we need? A better commute for mountain lions.
Related: Does Newsom know that his young comms team are comparing him to Patrick Bateman, the wealthy serial killer lead character of American Psycho? If the blood-spattered clear plastic mac fits, I guess:

WE NEED THEM TO TAKE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION TO FULFILL THIS PROMISE OF DIVERSITY: UW-Madison hasn’t hired ‘conservative political thought’ professor promised in 2023 deal.
TO BE FAIR, IT’S DIFFICULT TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHEN DUCKWORTH IS LYING OR JUST STUPID:
1. This is a lie
2. Read the damn bill
3. The text beginning on page 12, line 22 makes abundantly clear that what you’re saying isn’t true
4. Why can’t Senate Democrats argue against this bill without lying? pic.twitter.com/TmskCT7Ywl
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) March 24, 2026
And to answer Lee’s question, they have to lie about the bill because the only people it would disenfranchise are people who aren’t supposed to have the franchise.
That is, assuming they’re actual people, and not just excuses to send out fraudulent ballots for Dem machines to harvest.
A progressive Chicago Dem is taking a ton of heat for suggesting that a Loyola University Chicago student who was allegedly executed by an illegal migrant caused her own murder — and that she was “in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden was speaking after Sheridan Gorman, an 18-year-old from Yorktown, New York, was shot dead on Thursday morning while she walked with friends along the city’s lakefront near campus.
Hadden said the deadly shooting appeared to be a case of Gorman being “in the wrong place at the wrong time, running into a person who had a gun,” in an interview with Fox 32 Chicago.
As Iowahawk tweets:
The remarkable thing about this is the casual dehumanization of the perpetrator. She's like a park ranger talking about an endangered species of wild animal, and was just doing what that species does when somebody invades its protected habitat https://t.co/LkL4dADLJc
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 23, 2026
“In the wrong place at the wrong time” as an excuse for institutional failure is a recurring theme in leftist American political circles:
Remember, if you're a man and you end up trapped in a fire, you got yourself in the wrong place. If you're a criminal and you got sent to jail, you're a victim of systemic racism. Welcome to Los Angeles! https://t.co/86bq5XVX41
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) January 10, 2025
STANDING UP FOR FREEDOM: Student claims First Amendment violation against Campbell Law School for removal of Charlie Kirk posters. Life in Academia: The left’s martyrs are fake but sacred; the right’s are real but profane.
INCENTIVES, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Hang on… Chicago wants to attract more tourists. It has created a marketing campaign to do that; and, in order to fund it, the city is… making it more expensive to stay in Chicago by raising taxes on hotel rooms? Do I have that right? https://t.co/GJk9aa36bc
— Rafael A. Mangual (@Rafa_Mangual) March 24, 2026
Reagan’s old adage needs updating for today’s Democrats: “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, tax it some more. If it stops moving, levy a death tax.”
SPACE: A unique NASA satellite is falling out of orbit—this team is trying to rescue it.
The 21-year-old spacecraft is falling out of orbit, and NASA officials believe it’s worth saving—for the right price. Swift is not a flagship astronomy mission like Hubble or Webb, so there’s no talk of sending astronauts or spending hundreds of millions of dollars on a rescue expedition. Hubble was upgraded by five space shuttle missions, and billionaire and commercial astronaut Jared Isaacman—now NASA’s administrator—proposed a privately funded mission to service Hubble in 2022, but the agency rejected the idea.
Swift may be a more suitable target for a first-of-a-kind commercial rescue mission. It has cost roughly $500 million (adjusted for inflation) to build, launch, and operate, but it is significantly less expensive than Hubble, so the consequences of a botched rescue would be far less severe. Last September, NASA awarded a company named Katalyst Space Technologies a $30 million contract to rapidly build and launch a commercial satellite to stabilize Swift’s orbit and extend its mission.
The Swift observatory is flying in low-Earth orbit, where the outermost layers of the atmosphere still exert some aerodynamic influence on satellites. The spacecraft launched in November 2004 on a mission to detect gamma-ray bursts, the most powerful explosions in the known Universe. Despite its age, astrophysicists still rely on Swift’s multi-wavelength instruments to identify and locate gamma-ray bursts for follow-up observations by other observatories.
If they can pull this off, a $30 million launch to protect a $500 million investment seems like a no-brainer.
DOES ANYONE STILL LISTEN TO MCCHRYSTAL?
This isn’t even what I dislike about General McChrystal the most.
When he was our commander in Afghanistan, he told us to practice “courageous restraint”.
An ROE policy that largely gave the enemy the advantage and put us on the back foot.
It was so ridiculous that Netflix… https://t.co/0wMEf9Fyx2
— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) March 24, 2026
SEEMS FAIR:
NEWS that Congressional staff are not going to like- Delta is suspending its special congressional desk service for members of Congress until the shutdown is over. @ajc https://t.co/q2w4VIkK7p pic.twitter.com/sXnnZFOz4G
— Patricia Murphy (@MurphyAJC) March 24, 2026
THE MANSPLAINERS interview FT. Roger Devlin, author of Sexual Utopia in Power:
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: ICE at the Airports Is One of Trump’s More Brilliant Moves. “This should play out like another instance of Trump playing 4-D chess while the Democrats are just learning checkers. Despite all of the lying about the president by the Democrats and their flying monkeys in the mainstream media, the Trump 47 administration doesn’t let any of the false narratives get legs. This is because they are proactively doing things that are good for the country while the Democrats can only keep reassuring people that they hate President Trump. That’s the only policy they have now.”
NO SWEET 16 BIRTHDAY FOR OBAMACARE: Yesterday was the 16th birthday of the Obamacare program, but the only celebrations likely were held in the corporate suites of the healthcare insurance industry.
MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Lefty hypocrites’ revolting Cuba vacation is par for the communist course.
KINSLEY GAFFE:
Senator Chris Murphy: "The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants"
He actually said that
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 24, 2026
Definition: “A mistake whereby a politician inadvertently says something truthful which they had not meant to reveal.”
ANALYSIS: True.
Guess who's not worried about ICE in airports?
American citizens. pic.twitter.com/4q5LiTZULm— SweetMarie (@Oceanbreeze473) March 23, 2026
WINNING: Toyota to invest $1 billion to increase U.S. production in Kentucky, Indiana plants.
The new investments include $800 million at a plant in Georgetown, Kentucky, to increase production capacity of the automaker’s Camry sedan and RAV4 crossover. The remaining $200 million is to increase capacity for the Toyota Grand Highlander SUV at a plant in Princeton, Indiana.
“Toyota’s investment in the U.S. is for the long-term, tied to our philosophy of building where we sell and buying where we build,” Toyota Motor North America Chief Operating Officer Mark Templin said in a statement.
Toyota in November confirmed plans to invest up to $10 billion in its U.S. plants through 2030. That came roughly a month after President Donald Trump said during a speech that such an investment would come from the Japanese automaker.
It certainly did.
OMNIPOTENT TOURIST SYNDROME:
THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS 🇨🇺
Members of the VIP flotilla of Pablo Iglesias and Hasan Piker throw food at Cuban children to dance while they record videos for their social networks.
The man recording is saying, how disrespectful is taking advantage of the misery of the Cuban… https://t.co/hJv9T5Ae7B pic.twitter.com/QNe5dlGWCY
— Reynier de la Torre (@ReynierDeLaTor1) March 22, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
I’M LOVING IT.
There is a certain ironic beauty about using ICE to undercut the Dems' TSA shutdown … over ICE. It's like our crazy orange president super double-reverse trolls them with every move.
Whatever they throw at him, bounces back in some torturous way that compels them to beclown… https://t.co/BhQobsPYKb
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 24, 2026
NEXT!
CONFIRMED: Iran confirms that senior Basij commander Azim Esmaili has been killed in Tehran, reportedly in a U.S.–Israeli strike targeting the regime’s internal security leadership. Iranian and regional sources say Esmaili — deputy to the commander of the Basij militia linked to… pic.twitter.com/Le2o9ndZby
— Mossad Commentary (@MOSSADil) March 24, 2026