September 23, 2026

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Posted at 6:55 pm by Glenn Reynolds

ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: What’s the Best Line in the Boston Globe Lesbian Bar Story?

Here is Charlie Cooke’s favorite:

Noire [one of the bar’s critics] spends the hours after the meeting posting furious Instagram stories about Matellian and Last Ditch. Matellian (who uses she/they pronouns) had been shedding “WHITE THEY THEM TEARS,” he writes. The bar was not “a safe environment not interested in revolutionary praxis.”

Yes. The bar was not a great venue for the pursuit of “revolutionary praxis.” That’s because it’s a bar.

Here is Jeff Blehar’s:

. . . [a patron] wonders aloud about holding a Lady Gaga themed night, but [the bartender] Mixxy demurs. “Gaga is canceled, she says. “Gaga is Zionist.”

That right there is gold.

Can the story get any better weirder? You bet it can!

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Posted at 6:52 pm by Ed Driscoll

TWENTY MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE: We Love Mr. Rogers and Want You Dead.

When they say they want to see Trump die on television, when their rank and file celebrates the anniversary of Charlie Kirk’s brutal livestream assassination, it’s just a proxy for Republicans more generally. Given the opportunity, they’ll fill the gulags with Wrong Thinkers like you and me, take our wealth, and give it to an army of third world immigrants.

I don’t think Curtis Yarvin was even slightly exaggerating when he forecasted what a 2028 loss to Democrats would look like during a recent appearance on the Michael Malice podcast.

“Number one, they’re going to do a full January 6 assembly-line prosecution of everyone. There will be some random bullshit charge,” he said. “Everyone they can find, just massive, massive prosecutions.”

“And then you’re going to see mass migration,” he continued. “8 figures and up. Per year. Very very easy to work the system so they’re allowing 20 million third worlders in every year.”

“Of course they won’t be citizens right away, but then the Democrats are going to be doing everything possible to facilitate ballot stuffing and all of their favorite little, undiscoverable things.”

Think 2032 will save you? Think again.

So if you don’t get your property confiscated, and if you don’t get investigated and imprisoned, and if you don’t get assassinated on live TV, we’ll pump foreign violent criminals into your communities and the problem will solve itself.

Perhaps the funniest little detail of all is that, as far as 2028 goes, the famed Mr. Rogers polls higher than their leading presidential candidate.

We love Mr. Rogers but want to see you die on live TV. Ladies and gents, the mental illness of the modern Democrat Party.

Earlier this year, Tod Lindberg of Commentary explored “The Assassination Fan Base.” These days, even the comedians are taking the expression “knocking them dead” a bit too literally: Is Bill Burr Still on Team Luigi?

Posted at 6:37 pm by Ed Driscoll

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD REMAINS AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Posted at 6:14 pm by Ed Driscoll

WELL, GOOD: New Research Points To Key Driver Of Biological Aging—With An Easy Fix. “Scientists are calling it ‘ferro-aging,’ and it’s all about how iron slowly builds up in your organs over time. Unlike ferroptosis (a type of rapid cell death you might have heard about), ferro-aging is a gradual process that quietly affects your lungs, liver, heart, and brain as the years go by.”

Posted at 6:00 pm by Glenn Reynolds

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Is Bill Burr Still on Team Luigi?

The Massachusetts native set woke snowflakes’ blue hair ablaze with his gags. He attacked DEI gone wild, mocking those who insist actors only take roles that reflect their actual life, background or physical state.

“‘Why is there an able-bodied person playing a quadriplegic?’” Burr said about Bryan Cranston’s starring role in “The Upside,” the tale of a quadriplegic in distress. “It’s called acting, you dumb f***.”

Glorious.

That Bill Burr may be gone for good. The comic actor hasn’t been as outrageous or funny in some time. He’s all over the map when it comes to the woke mind virus now, often sounding like a second-rate Hasan Piker.

In short, what the bleep happened to him?

Read the whole thing.

UPDATE (From Ed): Jim Treacher talks of “Tatiana, Bill, and Other Dummies:”

Bill Burr was once a terrific comedian. One of my favorites. One of the best in the business, if not the best. Back in the old days, he had this sort of blue-collar thing going on. Kind of a redheaded Archie Bunker.

Well, now all his hair is gone, and so is his common sense.

Here he is talking to Rolling Stone magazine about who’s responsible for the actions of Luigi Mangione.

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/2102660486726869214?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

“They all seem to function like the CIA, which is really sort of like indicative of… that you’re kind of doing something wrong. I mean, if you look at all of this stuff… Like, the response to the Luigi thing was not to be like, ‘Well, hey, maybe we need to look at what we’re doing, if what we’re doing makes some crazy person do this.’ Their response was to take their faces off of the internet and get security. It’s like, you don’t think you need to examine? You know what I mean? It’s like, you’re not the president. You’re just the CEO of a business.”

Alright, let’s unpack that.

He’s talking about UnitedHealthcare, the company’s reaction after one of their executives was murdered. Shot in the back by a coward. And how people like Bill Burr cheered the murderer.

“The people at that company made a crazy person do this.” That’s what he’s saying. Mangione isn’t responsible for his own actions. They did this to themselves.

He’s blaming the victim. He’s justifying murder. He’s telling those people to capitulate to the demands of a terrorist.

“Why do you need security? You’re not the president.” They just watched their colleague gunned down in the street! And heard the massive cheer among Bill’s fellow commies!

Bill Burr, man. He had one of the greatest comedic minds of his generation, and now it’s gone. His mind is gone. I don’t know how you come back from this.

Was he this way all along, but he wasn’t rich enough yet to say what he really thought? Did his dumb leftist wife do this to him? I don’t know.

Again, as disappointed as I am, I want this guy to tell me who he really is now. I’ve now been disabused of the notion that he’s a good person.

It’s not funny, but it’s true.

Exit question:

Posted at 5:45 pm by Stephen Green

UNEXPECTEDLY: 60 Minutes Airs Misleading Report on Trump Pardons.

The findings that felons had hired both Bill and Hillary’s family members to lobby the Clinton White House for pardons were widely covered by news outlets, including reporters at CBS News. Stahl joined the CBS News Washington bureau in the early 1970s and moved to “60 Minutes” in 1991, almost a decade before the Clinton scandal became national news. So it’s hard to understand how she missed these details of the Clinton pardon scandal to now claim the Trump administration has created a new “pardon economy,” as “60 Minutes” calls its news segment.

More Trump Probes

Although Stahl’s “60 Minutes” segment did not support its claim that Trump has created a unique new system for pardons, it is already prompting fresh partisan attacks against the president. In an online story that followed the “60 Minutes” piece, CBS News reported that Democrats were alarmed by the undercover video: “Senior Democratic lawmakers vowed Monday to investigate the new market that has sprung up around President Trump’s pardons, citing CBS News video of lobbyists offering to ‘put pressure on the president’ in exchange for a hefty fee from a convicted felon.”

Now the top Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee, Congressman Jamie Raskin will likely lead these investigations. Raskin told CBS News that pardons are “kind of an underground market because not everybody knows how to get to it.”

CBS News failed to report, however, that one of the people who benefited from this underground market was Raskin himself, who Biden pardoned along with Liz Cheney on his final day in office.

Read the whole thing.

Posted at 5:38 pm by Ed Driscoll

LIVING HISTORY: I Served Aboard 57,500-Ton Iowa-Class Battleship USS Wisconsin And She Is A Floating History Lesson For The US Navy In 2026. “It reminds us that the industrial aspect of maintenance, repair, and overhaul is colossal—especially for older ships. Back then, the U.S. Navy fleet was getting younger and younger amid the frantic buildup to an (almost) 600-ship Navy. Today the fleet is aging, compounding the challenges, time, and cost of upkeep. You can run a classic car forever—if you’re willing to pay the cost, and don’t run it too hard. And spare parts for the classics become scarce. Hence our need to rummage for parts at the nearby Alabama museum ship.”

Posted at 3:50 pm by Stephen Green

VOTE AS THOUGH YOUR LIFE, LIBERTY, AND PROPERTY DEPEND UPON IT:

Posted at 3:34 pm by Stephen Green

THE ART OF THE DEAL:

“It even survives a hypothetical future independence of Greenland: in that event, Denmark and Greenland must ensure that the independent Greenlandic state ‘affirmatively assume[s] all of the rights and obligations of the Kingdom of Denmark specified in this Agreement.'”

Posted at 3:03 pm by Stephen Green

I’M NOT USUALLY MUCH FOR CONSPIRACY THEORIES, BUT…:

Posted at 2:37 pm by Stephen Green

MAKE HIGH-TRUST GREAT AGAIN:

A good first step is to stop importing people from low-trust societies with no intention or desire of assimilating.

Posted at 2:32 pm by Stephen Green