FROM ONE ISLAMIC STATE TO ANOTHER: Rats Are Jumping Ship: Is the Iranian Regime Relocating to Canada?
March 14, 2026
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THIS WILL END WELL FOR THEM:
That is definitely the Hitler Bunker. Iranian dude's making demands from the Hitler Bunker. Like, "We will consider ending the war when we receive full compensation from Russia, the United States and Britain for all our damage, and Russia withdraws from Berlin." https://t.co/MgdHc6xfdY
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 14, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Tragedy: Liberal Gets Stabbed Before Finishing Telling People How Peaceful Islam Is https://t.co/Gl7Cvstgwa pic.twitter.com/5ZiQiO39Tr
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 13, 2026
WHEN BILL MAHER IS THE VOICE OF SANITY:
Bill Maher: "Don’t take that the wrong way. I’m on our side, okay? I’m for us winning. I’m not on that page of ‘Trump did it, so I’m with the Ayatollah now.’ No!"pic.twitter.com/SQdpFYYFuX
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) March 14, 2026
That puts Maher one up on David Letterman:
In now a famous “You Tube” moment, Bill O’Reilly of the Fox News Channel, went on Letterman to be the recipient of the host’s rude and sophomoric antics. As the segment shifted into high gear, O’Reilly asked Letterman a pointed and direct question: “Do you want the United States to win in Iraq?”
To the surprise of no one but his sycophants, Letterman could not or would not answer the question. When pressed by O’Reilly to answer, the best he could do was to play to his mostly left-leaning audience for cheap debating points and say, “It’s not easy for me because I’m thoughtful.”
As I asked back then, how thoughtful do you need to be? it’s an A or B question: Do you want the US to win, or Al Qaeda, the Baathists, and Iran? Letterman, who, [40] years ago, was once the master of postmodern irony, became its unintentional victim as he unwittingly echoed Jack Benny’s classic gag when he retorted to a fictional mugger shouting ‘Your money or life, pal!’ on his old radio show: ‘I’m thinking it over!’”
PUT YOUR TELESCOPES ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON, AS GOD AND ROBERT HEINLEIN INTENDED. SpaceX plan for 1 million orbiting AI data centers could ruin astronomy, scientists say.
RIOT ACT, READ:
Your buffoonery knows no limits.
You sat silent while the place went into total disrepair.
You sat silent while the staff was paid with monies designed to pay off the future $30 million loan coming due in 2030 because there was no money in the bank to pay salaries.
You sat… https://t.co/CtcG2YR0Mo
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) March 14, 2026
THIS IS WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY DO:
The Left is so committed to the position that bad guys are actually good guys and good guys are actually bad guys that multiple major media outlets tried to justify and rationalize the actions of a terrorist who drove a truck full of explosives into a pre-school full of babies.
— Daniel Friedman (@DanFriedman81) March 14, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
To Save Time, CNN Will Now Run Retractions Simultaneously With News Stories https://t.co/L42uRFZb2e pic.twitter.com/z8S8FS65Na
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 13, 2026
20 YEARS LATER: The Long Shadow of a Lie: The Duke Lacrosse Rape Hoax.
Nifong had been in the job less than a year, appointed by Gov. Mike Easley to fill the job after the governor picked the previous DA to fill a vacant judicial seat on the state’s superior court. In March 2006, Nifong was a candidate for his first shot at being elected as district attorney, and the Democratic primary was just two months away. North Carolina was then, as now, a “swing” state. Although George W. Bush in his 2004 reelection had carried North Carolina by a comfortable 12-point margin statewide, Durham County went more than 2-to-1 for Bush’s Democratic opponent, John Kerry, who got 68 percent of the vote in the county. In other words, if Nifong won the Democratic primary, he was practically guaranteed to be elected district attorney in this liberal bastion, but Nifong was opposed by one of his own assistants, Freda Black, in the primary. Nifong’s job was very much at stake when the rape accusation against the Duke lacrosse players landed in his lap.
Meanwhile, word of the case had spread across town and was reported in the March 24 edition of the Raleigh News and Observer. The same day, it was announced that Duke’s lacrosse team would forfeit its next two games. University President Richard Broadhead issued a statement saying that the players were “presumed innocent until proven guilty,” but added that it was “already clear that many students acted in a manner inappropriate to a Duke team member.” The next day, despite the scheduled lacrosse game against Georgetown being canceled, some protesters showed up at the stadium waving signs that read “Real Men Don’t Protect Rapists,” and one of the protesters told a reporter for the student paper: “I am fully aware a crime was committed by someone. It is too bad the rest of the team won’t fess up.” That night, “more than 175 incensed community members gathered for a candlelight vigil” in front of the house on North Buchanan Boulevard where the incident had allegedly happened.
Already, a narrative had begun to develop — the lacrosse players were protecting their guilty teammates, and the university wasn’t doing enough.
Why should the press investigate the truth, when there’s a convenient and self-serving narrative to push?
JUDGEMENT OF NUREMBERG AND RUSSELL CROWE AS HERMANN GÖRING: It’s now streaming on Netflix. But is it actually worth watching?
THIS IS CNN:
This is so cheap. He actually said, “War is hell. War is chaos. And as we saw yesterday with the tragic crash of our KC-135 tanker, bad things can happen. American heroes, all of them.” Bertrand knows that, which is why she disabled replies. https://t.co/yAyPeOSIsq
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) March 14, 2026
Related: CNN Officials Caught Celebrating Regime at Iranian Embassy Party in UK.
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THE ENEMY WITHIN: University of Maryland student government to pledge solidarity with the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Losers backing losers.
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THE ESTABLISHMENT IS VICIOUS WHEN CORNERED:
Hello Brad Duplessis,
You pre-emptively blocked me here on 𝕏, so I am forced to make this "Hello" a standalone post.
You are a retired Army infantry officer. You served in Iraq and Afghanistan. You graduated from the National War College in 2018. You are now an Assistant… pic.twitter.com/DOQqmxOJ5c
— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) March 14, 2026
OH, CANADA:
A stupid Canadian general wanted to show the Americans how tough our soldiers are, and ordered them to stay out on exercise during dangerously cold weather. The Americans went home.
It cost dozens of our guys fingers and toes.
But that's not the worse part. The army tried to… pic.twitter.com/jK6baoHtoO
— Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker (@Martyupnorth) March 14, 2026
THAT IS GOOD NEWS: Good News: Trump Mulls Suspending Jones Act to Alleviate Oil Crisis.
Don’t mull it, just do it.
OOPS: Flu vaccines didn’t work that well in the US, officials find. “This season’s vaccines were around 25% to 30% effective in preventing adults from getting sick enough from the flu that they had to go to a doctor’s office, clinic or hospital, according to a CDC report this week. Children who were vaccinated were about 40% less likely to get treatment at a doctor’s office or hospital. Officials generally are pleased if a flu vaccine is 40% to 60% effective. Judging from past CDC research, this season saw one of the lowest effectiveness rates in the last two decades.”
