THE QUALITY OF THE STUDENTS IS THE WORST INDICTMENT OF THESE SCHOOLS:  Tone-deaf UCLA anti-Israel protesters claim ‘life-threatening assault’ while comparing campus clash to war in Gaza.

HEH – CAN THEY SLAP A SURTAX ON COLUMBIA FOR MAINTAINING A NUISANCE?  Taxpayers shouldn’t pay for NYPD to ‘babysit unruly’ Columbia students, pols fume as cops asked to stay on guard.

THIS OUGHT TO BUY SOME KEGS FOR THEM:  More than $124K raised for UNC frat brothers who protected American flag from anti-Israeli mob.

IMPROBABLE AS IT SEEMS, HE’S NOT A PROCTOLOGIST:  NYC doctor, serial anti-Israel protester, 47, among non-students arrested at Columbia, CUNY raids.

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES: UCLA Pro-Israel Demonstrators Counterattack After Pro-Hamas Mob Beat Jewish Protester Unconcious.

AND BEHOLD, MY OH SO SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  Yet more evidence to disprove claims that vaccines are safe and effective.

ABOUT TIME:  Napa Valley’s Famous Wineries Revolt Against Eco-Activist Bureaucrats.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  Shocker! Scientists tried and failed to infect people with COVID who had natural immunity.

When do we see trials? When justice?

ALL OF THEM HAVE FORGOTTEN TO SERVE THE CUSTOMER, AND ARE INSTEAD TAKING MONEY FROM UNCLE SAM:  Southwest Airlines is deservedly in financial trouble.

THE FIRST OF MAY WAS VICTIMS OF COMMUNISM DAY:  Victims of Communism Day post: academic terrorist groupies, their enablers, and their opponents.

THE MAJORITY OF THE CHARITY’S BOARD OF DIRECTORS HAVE OBJECTED TO ALLOWING TRANSGENDER WOMEN TO BE AT THE GATHERINGS:  Row at breastfeeding charity as regulators are called in amid bullying claims over call to let in trans women.

UCLA HAMASS PROTESTORS HAD ACAB GRAFFITI BUT YET ALSO UPSET WHEN POLICE DID NOT INTERVENE WHEN ANTI-PROTESTORS ATTACKED THEM:  Unprincipled, but Literally.

WHAT IF — HEAR ME OUT A MOMENT — DUDEBROS ARE THE SALVATION OF AMERICA?  Video: Student Group Stands Against UNC-Chapel Hill Pro-Hamas Mob to Protect U.S. Flag in Powerful Moment.

WHEN A JOURNALIST FAKES QUOTES TO ATTACK AND FORGETS TO MENTION HIS OTHER JOB AS A POLITICAL HACK:  Gil Duran Faked A Quote For the New Republic.

OR PERHAPS TRULY REVOLUTIONARY, PAST THE FAKE REVOLUTION OF MARXISTS:  The Right’s Future Must be Parallel, and Counter-Revolutionary.

Build over, build under, build around and be not afraid.

OPEN THREAD: Hump day.

HE’S A UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER:

Pro and anti-Israel protesters showed up at the University of Alabama today and eventually both sides began chanting “Fuck Joe Biden.” Props to Biden for bringing America together. Roll Tide, y’all. pic.twitter.com/7uXdNbJ3Uz

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) May 1, 2024

THE NEW SPACE RACE: China ready to launch lunar far side sample return mission.

THE ELECTION IS ONLY SIX MONTHS AWAY: Bird Flu in Raw Cow Milk Has Killed Farm Cats in a Concerning First.

‘MURICA: GoFundMe Raises $160K (and Counting) to Throw Massive Rager for Flag-Protecting Frat Bros.

HARSH BUT FAIR: No sympathy: College administrators and professors finally reap what they sow.

RIP: “One of the most successful instrumentalists in rock history,” Duane Eddy, rock guitar pioneer, dies at 86. “In 1987, the guitarist released a self-titled LP that featured – to name just a few guests – John Fogerty, Steve Cropper, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ry Cooder:”

FLASHBACK: This Isn’t The First Time A Minouche Shafik-Led University Allowed Anti-Semitic Mob To Take Over.

WINNING HEARTS AND MINDS, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG:

Part One: 2005 Video of RFK Jr. Resurfaces, In Which He Calls People Living in Red States Murderous, Sexually Promiscuous Pornography Abusers.

That’s awfully rich coming from a member of the Kennedy clan.

Part Deux: Jimmy Kimmel ridicules RFK Jr., Trump voters as ‘Batsh*t Crazy:’

21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Game-changing new condoms can be rolled on pre-erection — up to two hours before sex.