March 16, 2026
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HMM: Sen. Mike Lee: We’ve ‘Turned Kind Of A Corner’ On The Save Act.
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) now thinks the SAVE America Act may finally be getting somewhere. Lee, the lead sponsor of the legislation, posted a video update on Friday announcing that he believes we’ve “turned kind of a corner” on the SAVE Act.
After weeks of uncertainty about procedure, Lee said he and Thune have been working through options that could bring the bill to the floor for real debate – not just a choreographed vote designed to fail.
“Okay, important update on the Save America Act and the effort to get it passed,” Lee said in the video. “Look, I am guardedly optimistic. We’ve turned kind of a corner. Over the last few days, there’s been some uncertainty about exactly what procedure we will be and will not be using. In the end, we’ve been working closely with Leader Thune and his staff, and they’ve been great to work with. What we’re coming up with is something that I think is best described as a hybrid version of the talking filibuster.”
Well, stay tuned.
A BILLIONAIRE HERE AND A BILLIONAIRE THERE: California Chased Out Another Billionaire, Bringing the Total Money Lost To…
MICROBIOME NEWS: The gut can drive age-associated memory loss, research reveals.
DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT (RECENT) HISTORY:
‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months.
“What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.” pic.twitter.com/LCmfveTS50
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) March 16, 2026
Amy Alkon in the replies: “Actors used to have publicists to follow them around with a muzzle and swiftly strap it on whenever they seemed on the verge of uttering words in the presence of a reporter.”
Actors used to be run by the studios, which used to know what they were doing.
GAMING THE SYSTEM ON SYLLABUS TRANSPARENCY? There are reasonable arguments both for and against requiring public university syllabi to be open to public view. There’s no argument for pretending they are open while they’re not really, unless you want to make state legislators morally certain you’re hiding something awful.
WELL, YES: US could take Iran’s main oil export hub ‘at a time of our choosing,’ Jack Keane says.“We can take Kharg Island at a time of our choosing, and we choose not to take that now,” Keane told “Sunday Morning Futures.”
“Would we take it in the future? Those options are there for the president, likely towards the end of this? Because, if we take Kharg Island, either we occupy it or blockade it, there’s a number of things that we can do.”
Keane said such a move would effectively put the Iranian regime in “checkmate,” given how heavily its economy depends on the island.
“Now we [would] own all of their major assets. It’s 50% of their budget, 60% of the revenue, 80, 90% of the distribution points for their oil,” he said.
The real question is how long we’d stay there, with American fingers around the neck of a sizable fraction of China’s oil supplies.
Related: It’s all about China: Trump’s seemingly chaotic global policy all makes sense.
Marines are reportedly on the way.
ANSWERING AN IMPORTANT QUESTION: Why are there seven days in a week?
HE WAS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING, STILL TOASTED BY LEFTIES:
Paul Ehrlich has died. He was 93.
He is survived by 8,300,678,394 people (134% increase from 1968), with a daily worldwide average calorie intake of 2,800 kcal (a 22% increase).
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) March 16, 2026
HOW IT STARTED: Oscars 2026 First Look: This Year, the Stage Is a “Sanctuary of Celebration.”
The Academy Awards is Hollywood’s biggest night on its biggest stage—and this year, that stage is an especially zen space.
Each year, production designers Misty Buckley and Alana Billingsley reimagine the stage at Hollywood’s Dolby Theatre. Some years it’s grandiose and bold; other years it harkens back to the golden era of Hollywood. But it’s never been as green as it is this year.
This year’s design—debuting exclusively with Vanity Fair—is especially unique. The theater has been designed to represent a calming garden courtyard, with greenery woven throughout it. It’s an ode to this year’s pointedly handmade theme—“A Human Touch”—as well as an attempt to create what feels like a relaxing space in a chaotic world.
“There is an unsettled nature around the climate right now, and there’s just something very calming about being surrounded by architecture, but having this space for trees to grow,” Billingsley tells Vanity Fair. “We are exploring the contrast between the organic and the rigidly architectural, and that creates the feeling that life can exist anywhere.”
How it’s going:
Ahhh…the Dolby Theatre the morning after:
a once-hallowed coliseum of counterfeit grandeur now gutted into a rancid abattoir of shattered bottles, crumpled prestige, and the stench of three hours’ worth of performative excess.
This isn’t “cleanup.”
This is the autopsy… https://t.co/lGX3j3dcnL
— LHGrey™️ (@grey4626) March 16, 2026
Yet another to ignore Tinseltown’s environmentalist fervor: “This trashed mausoleum is the only honest Oscar they earned last night…the trophy of their own degeneracy, captured in high definition for anyone with eyes and a spine to see. The immigrants they exploit will clean it. The rest of us will remember it. And the Hollywood trash will pretend, once again, that none of it ever happened.”
IT’S GOOD TO BE THE NOMENKLATURA: Virginia Legislators Literally Exempt Themselves From Their Own Gun Control Law.
The way I see it, Virginia is the Dems’ test-case for what they’ll do from now on in any state where they manage to take power. Basically, they’re fast-tracking everything Colorado Democrats needed a decade to accomplish.
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LOL:
“Premature,” lol. The abject refusal to just admit this guy was completely wrong is one of the funnier Boomer-coded traits. pic.twitter.com/oM5GYgDEtR
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 16, 2026
Rest in wrongness, Paul.
THIS IS NO TIME TO GO WOBBLY:
BREAKING 🚨
Huge setback for Iran’s Islamic regime 🤯
🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 U.S. and Israeli air forces have reportedly struck an underground IRGC command center in Tehran.
Reports say 50+ senior IRGC officials were killed while meeting to plan attacks for the coming days. pic.twitter.com/cDCBhWb8ZD
— Hinduism_and_Science (@Hinduism_sci) March 16, 2026
IN HOLLYWOOD, HATING COMMUNISTS IS A MORTAL SIN; CHILD RAPE IS A PECCADILLO AT WORST.
I'm super confused by this b/c Elia Kazan's crime was that he hated communists. I thought that was less bad than Roman Polanski's crime (raping little girls) which Madigan and Harris applauded only 3 year later. https://t.co/iwwLjJpJ8r
— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) March 16, 2026
LEFTIES PLAY THE LONG GAME: The Gun Control Push in Virginia is About More Than Just Banning ARs and 30-Round Magazines.
The response from gun owners was predictable: “LOL, Dems are so dumb! Don’t they know their bans just cause panic buying? Millions more guns and mags are sold than would have been without the ban!”
Here’s a hard truth, though: The gun-banners know all of that…and they don’t care.
This isn’t just about banning scary guns and magazines, it’s about destroying the gun culture in the long term. You will still have your guns and your mags, but those who aren’t yet into shooting (or who are too young right now) will be denied them.
And politics is downstream of the culture, as the wise man once said.
I HAD BEEN ASSURED BY ALL THE VERY BEST PEOPLE THAT EPIC FURY WOULD SHATTER OUR ALLIANCES:
During an interview Sunday with the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC), the UAE’s Minister for International Cooperation Reem Al-Hashimy said that the United Arab Emirates is “doubling down” on its agreements with the United States following continued attacks by Iran.… pic.twitter.com/mz1nvCPCs3
— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) March 16, 2026
Of course, some allies are more useful than others:
(Iran attacked a British base during this conflict and has actively plotted multiple murder plots on UK soil) https://t.co/Wr7HEukO8P
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) March 16, 2026
COMATOSE, CLOSETED, AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, SON: Reports Claim Mojtaba Khamenei in ‘Low Condition,’ Said to Be Dull-Witted.
For background on that Insta-headline: Trump briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay — and president has priceless reaction.
MAYBE WE NEED A “MADMAN” THEORY OF HISTORY:
I would note that Trump’s unexpected attacks against Venezuela and Iran have added to his own personal version of the “madman theory.” Nobody knows what Trump will do in the near future, in part because Trump probably doesn’t know himself. Nicolás Maduro thought so little of… pic.twitter.com/l9rimYxDdM
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) March 16, 2026
The truth is that nobody expected the world’s only superpower ever to act like one again, defending its interests with appropriate force and enthusiasm.
MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE: In a first, nine Texas Antifa members found guilty on federal terror charges.
ANOTHER REMINDER THAT THIRD-WAVE FEMINISM IS ABOUT THE REVOLUTION AND NOTHING ELSE:
Iran has reportedly kidnapped the families of the Iranian women’s soccer team members who requested asylum & the women are now abandoning those claims and returning to the country to face torture or death. No prominent left wing American women’s soccer players have said a word.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) March 16, 2026