FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: Keep it in Your G-String, Gramps. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn that your rights of free expression end at your g-string, what not to drink before driving across a golf course, and how to pack serious heat in Connecticut.”
May 29, 2026
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE LEFTISM:
As Democrats demand the removal of the masks of ICE agents, a protester was shown yesterday yelling at an agent, "I've got your face. I'll kill your whole f**king family. You whole f**king family is dead. Your child, your wife, and all are dead. I have your face mother f**ker.…
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) May 29, 2026
TREAT THE PAIN: Perfect Remedy 2-Pack Gel Ice Packs for Injuries. #CommissionEarned
I wrote about that in Popular Mechanics back in 2010, and I’m ready for it to happen.
UPDATE: I had some further thoughts here, 20 years ago: Jet You.
GOOD QUESTION:
If E. Jean Carroll had a $7,000,000 litigation bill covered by Reid Hoffman, that is taxable income.
She SHOULD have paid roughly $2.5M in tax fees.
Does @SecScottBessent and the @IRS know whether she "forgot" that too?
— Good Lawgic (@TheFollowingPro) May 29, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 28, 2026
THAT SUCKS. HAS RUSSIA CONSIDERED NOT OCCUPYING TERRITORY?
Russian channels are complaining that Ukraine has begun active remote mining of rear roads in occupied territory. #Ukraine pic.twitter.com/FPXjtVMIXU
— NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@NOELreports) May 29, 2026
And as Trent Telenko noted, “Mining roads by air & rocket was late Cold War NATO doctrine after all.”
OOPS: Mosquitoes can learn that DEET means dinner is served.
When I was in Alaska, I used the 100% DEET and just a few drops on pulse points kept me from getting a single bite, though to be fair, mosquitoes don’t particularly like me. But it was still scary. I woke up one night and there were two mosquitoes at the foot of the bed. “Do we eat him here, or should we take him home?” “We’d better eat him here — if we take him home the big guys will probably take him away from us.” Close scrape.
PRATT SUMMER:
The threaded NBC clip exemplifies exactly what Pratt said here about being honed for debate by constant battle with hostile media hacks —
Unlike his Democrat opponents:
“Every interview I do it's opposition. When Bass or Raman talk to the media, they can just lie." https://t.co/gcjgGjx08Z pic.twitter.com/WFCEavoJlb
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 29, 2026
Evergreen: Mollie Hemingway notes that “You’re not just having a debate with an opponent, but your most hostile and most rabid opponent:”
.@MZHemingway to Republicans dealing with the legacy media — understand your opponent for who they really are:
“If you understand that you're not just having a debate with an opponent, but your most hostile and most rabid opponent; if you understand that they are propaganda and… pic.twitter.com/36Mt3l4LLz
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 10, 2026
Tweet continues, “If you understand that you’re not just having a debate with an opponent, but your most hostile and most rabid opponent; if you understand that they are propaganda and then you go into it, I think that’s one thing. If you’re just treating them like you still have this 1960s view of what the media are, that’s when you’re going to get in trouble.”
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Oregon Is a Step Closer to Outlawing Hunting and Gathering “his is the place where residents of other states come to verify that they don’t have it so bad, and where lawmakers could, if they bothered to look, find out that their great idea of the week has already been tried and failed. Indeed, in reading the West Coast, Messed Coast™ weekly update, you’ve arrived at the land where proof of concept has no expiration date and where money for every cockamamie idea is in endless supply.”
I BELIEVE MY COBLOGGER STEPHEN GREEN DOES THE SAME: Pigeons may be navigating with their liver, study suggests.
A POSTMORTEM: Cornyn’s Slaughter. “It’s pretty rare that a four term incumbent senator gets primaried out of office. Indeed, I think you’d have to go back to Alfonse D’Amato defeating Jacob Javits in 1980 for the last time it happened, back when New York was still capable of electing Republicans statewide. So it’s worth taking a deeper look at why John Cornyn got slaughtered by Ken Paxton in Tuesday’s runoff.”
NAPALM GIRL: Witnesses in Nick Ut’s Defamation Trial Against Netflix Include ‘Napalm Girl’ Herself.
The film claims that Nghe was paid a miserly $20 by the Chief of Photos in Saigon, Horst Faas, for taking arguably the greatest news photo of all time. Miss Tu, who was in the AP office when the negative arrived, says she witnessed an excited Ut handing the film over to the darkroom technician, Jackson Ishizaki.
Not only that, but Miss Tu says she was the only person in AP who paid local stringers. She kept a record of all such payments, which were sent over to AP’s New York office. In her sworn testimony, Miss Tu dismisses the claims made in the documentary and also says that Faas would never have paid such a paltry amount for a photo like Napalm Girl.
Other testimonies include those by Peter Arnett and Fox Butterfield, who were also present and involved on that fateful day over 50 years ago. As well as the sworn statements, the filings also focus on Carl Robinson, the photo editor at the center of The Stringer who says he was the one who switched the credit on the behest of Horst Faas.
“Carl Robinson opposed publication of the photograph in 1972 and harbored longstanding resentment concerning the impact of the image and the broader consequences of the Vietnam War,” Ut’s lawyers James Hornstein and Martin Pradel argue.
“The submissions further state that Carl Robinson’s wife and family were Vietnamese and that the family suffered significant consequences after the fall of Saigon. The filings argue that Carl Robinson later directed bitterness and hostility toward Nick Ut.”
As Joseph Campbell, who has been writing about the “Napalm Girl” photo for years concluded last November, after attending a screening of The Stringer: More Likely Than Not, Nick Ut Took ‘Napalm Girl’ Photo.
As I wrote five months ago, it's more likely than not Nick Ut took the "Napalm Girl" photo for @AP in Vietnam in 1972.
"What is so striking about 'The Stringer' [film] is its fundamental unfairness. [Horst] Faas, a two-time Pulitzer winner, is cast as the villain, without… https://t.co/Ww5lxXABub— W. Joseph Campbell (@wjosephcampbell) November 26, 2025
DISPATCHES FROM BLUE SAN DIEGO:
$13.4 million.
That's what the proposed County budget spends on lawyers for illegal immigrants fighting deportation.
For that same amount, San Diego County could fund hundreds of sheriff's deputies. Dozens of psychiatric beds. Pothole repair across every district. Real help for…
— Supervisor Jim Desmond (@jim_desmond) May 29, 2026
“A county is not the State Department. A county is not an immigration court. A county exists to keep streets safe, roads paved, and the most vulnerable residents cared for.”
I’D VOLUNTEER TO PARTICIPATE IN THESE EXPERIMENTS, BUT. . . China is testing whether humans can reproduce in space.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Don’t Take Medical Advice from Jill Biden.
Jill Biden, the former first lady and assisted caregiver to the president, has a memoir coming out next month. The publicity tour kicked off this week with a series of interviews and published excerpts. It’s safe to say the esteemed doctor maintains her abiding faith in the American public’s capacity to consume utter bullshit.
For example, Jill recalled how “frightened” she was watching her husband ramble on about beating Medicare on the CNN debate stage. “I had never, ever, seen Joe like that—before or since,” she told CBS News. “I don’t know what happened. I mean, when I, as I watched it, I thought, ‘Oh my God, he’s having a stroke.’ And it scared me to death.”
Is that so? In the book, which purports to “set the record straight,” Jill recalls her first interaction with Joe as he walked off the debate stage. He wanted to know if he had “really f—ed up,” and she agreed that he had. Granted, I don’t have the ex-first lady’s medical background, but that seems like a harsh way to speak to a loved one who might be having a stroke. Unless she’s lying, which she is.
Jill did not appear to be deathly worried about Joe’s health when she joined him after the debate and told supporters how proud she was that he “answered every question” and “knew all the facts.” She could have taken him to see a real doctor. Instead they made an appearance at a local Waffle House, where Jill looked on in terror as reporters asked Joe about his performance.
Elsewhere in the book, Jill describes being worried that Sleepy Joe had accidentally “drugged” himself with sleeping pills or cough syrup. That she presents this as a plausible scenario does little to dispel concerns that the president’s brain was not functioning and she knew all along.
As Jim Geraghty adds. “When every second counts, you don’t keep the president suffering an ongoing stroke up on the stage, waiting until the end of the debate and hoping for the best. What Jill Biden is unwittingly declaring in this implausible nearly-two-years-late spin is, ‘I thought my husband was suffering a medical emergency that risked permanent brain damage and possibly death, but I concluded that finishing the debate was more important.’”
UPDATE:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 28, 2026
THIS IS NOT A BABYLON BEE HEADLINE: Boston Kicks Off ‘Pride’ Month With Monkeypox Outbreak.
VITAMIN D UPDATE: Vitamin D in milk is not equivalent to levels in rat poison.
GOOD IDEA: Don’t make us reteach middle-school math, say STEM profs at ‘test-free’ UC.
Bring back the SAT/ACT testing requirement for University of California admissions, says an open letter signed by more than 360 STEM professors. Would-be STEM majors are being admitted with “preparation gaps so severe that instructors must reteach middle-school mathematics while simultaneously teaching the material students need for sciences, engineering, economics, and other quantitatively demanding fields.”
The number of incoming students with very low math skills has increased nearly thirtyfold, a UC San Diego report warned the Board of Regents. All the UC campuses are seeing many more unprepared students, including those who want to major in technical fields, the letter states. “Failing to measure preparation gaps does not remove barriers; it moves them into the classroom, where they become harder to overcome.”
Why not? Yale did it.
IT SEEMS TO BE ACCELERATING:
Weird. But that is what they were doing in East Germany not too long ago.
Europe has always seen itself as a font of liberal freedoms and sophistication. In fact, Europe has always been plagued by repressive thuggishness. Rears its head now and then. https://t.co/1Cgr9ri9Jo
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) May 29, 2026
POUNCING AND SEIZING SPOTTED:
Your news spin is so dumb it has its own Wikipedia articlehttps://t.co/vohSKdeAhp
— Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) May 28, 2026
Republicans gleefully seize on Talarico’s “six sexes” comments while Trump says Democrats want “transgender for everybody.”
Can the party defuse the G.O.P.’s “they/them” playbook before it trips them up again in November?@PeterHamby reports: https://t.co/qkPWiam5WP
— Puck (@PuckNews) March 29, 2026
Exit question: Does James Talarico Realize He’s Running to Represent Texas?
HAHA:
🚨 LMAO! REPORTER: "You wrote 'RESILIENCE' on your notes in the cabinet meeting several times when the photographer zoomed in! Why did you write those notes?!"
BESSENT: "So people could look over my shoulder, photograph it, and think they got a scoop!" 🤣 pic.twitter.com/c7QAmXVTQq
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 28, 2026
I NEVER THOUGHT THE BIDENS COULDN’T SOMEHOW GO LOWER: Just When You Thought the Bidens Couldn’t Go Any Lower, They Grab a Shovel and Dig Straight to Hell.
TRENT TELENKO TAKES A VICTORY LAP:
This is where I get to openly laugh at US Navalist accounts on X in 2026 yet again after they claimed "drones aren't a threat to warships" in 2023.
1/2 pic.twitter.com/mNnP4cPbhe
— Trent Telenko (@TrentTelenko) May 28, 2026