READER FAVORITE: Airmoto Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor. #CommissionEarned
July 17, 2026
I’M NOT PREPARED, BUT I’M RESIGNED:
No one is prepared for how stupid things are about to get. https://t.co/sV843FM1pA
— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) July 17, 2026
MURDER WILL OUT: Ancient DNA Finally Solves a 16th-Century Murder Mystery.
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? Parasites Are Surging in The US. Here’s Exactly How to Wash Your Produce.
LET THE SUNSHINE IN: Could Dark Matter Be Hiding in a Hidden Fifth Dimension?
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher -Angled Head. #CommissionEarned
THIS IS AN AGE OF MIRACLES AND WONDERS: Implant Helps Paralyzed Man to Feed Himself and Drink From a Cup.
THE NEW REPUBLIC DEESCALATES: Scott Bessent: A Deranged Leftist Attempted to Assassinate Me Shortly After I Became Secretary of the Treasury. The New Republic: Don’t You Understand You’re Forcing Us Lefties to Murder You?
I’m not at all happy to see TNR writing that a Trump official had his assassination attempt coming to him, but it is a step down for the far left publication, which in 2013, suggested that Obama shell the entire GOP congress:
When Russia faced a constitutional crisis in 1993, President Boris Yeltsin did what any good dictator would do — he had the military surround the White House and had tanks shell the upper floors as a demonstration of force, announcing to the press that “Fascist-communist armed rebellion in Moscow shall be suppressed within the shortest period.”
It’s an efficient way to show who’s boss, and the folks at The New Republic seem like they’re warming up to the idea.
Back then, Jim Geraghty tweeted, “The New Republic: Your first choice for violent, authoritarian, eliminationist rhetoric!” Little has changed at the post-Marty Peretz TNR.
Related: Rubio Confronts an Epidemic of Left-Wing Violence and Extortion.
I talk with Karol Markowicz about my book:
My guest on the Karol Markowicz Show today is @HelenSmithPhD! We talk her work as a men's rights advocate, advice for moms of boys & her excellent new book, "His Side: Men Speak Out on Dating, Marriage and Life in America." Listen anywhere you get pods: https://t.co/ScCwkdn3Dp
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) July 17, 2026
You can see the book here.
THE MOLOTOV–RIBBENTROP PACT IS BACK, JACK! DSA member says she has no problem supporting ‘secret Nazis’ under one condition:
Far-left podcaster Emma Vigeland raised eyebrows this month with her reaction to Maine oysterman Graham Platner’s political collapse.
Vigeland, a former Young Turks correspondent who now co-hosts The Majority Report With Sam Seder podcast, said on a separate Vox podcast that she doesn’t care if a progressive or socialist candidate has “Nazi” skeletons in their closet.
“I am wary of over-focusing on an individual’s personal character over their platform. You know, I’ve said this before. I don’t really care if say like Bernie Sanders or AOC go home and they’re a secret Nazi, but they go out and they vote for the right things. Like we’re talking about politicians…” the Democratic Socialists of America member said during the podcast, which published earlier in July.
I’m so old, I can remember when “punch a nazi” was an endlessly recurring phrase on the far left during Trump’s first term.
I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING: Hypercar Electric Motor Tech Teams Up With a Quad-Turbo Diesel V-12 to Boost eVTOL Range.
BEEGE: Maine Dems Dump Rape-y Nazi and Get a Freak Parade.
I thought, since I love you all so much, I would set you up for the weekend first thing with a big old helping of the steaming Carnival Side Show tryout mess the Democratic Party of Maine held last night, cleverly disguised as the Maine Democrat U.S. Senate Debate.
Oh, the little dickens – they almost had us fooled. ALMOST.
And then these stellar individuals, like, opened their mouths, and poof! All of a sudden, a hairy, rapey, fake oystering Nazi MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
Oh, gosh, I can’t wait for you to meet them.
There were two back-to-back debates of a slate of four at a time, and some were just so darn memorable.
One of the sterling individuals on the stage was Shenna Bellows, Maine’s infamous Secretary of State. I say ‘infamous’ because you might remember her attempt to keep Trump off the Maine GOP primary ballot over the insurrection clause until crushed like a bug by SCOTUS.
So much more at the link.
Meanwhile:
Maine voters: "Can we have just one more look at the guy with the Nazi tattoo?"
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 17, 2026
OLIVE GARDEN NOW MORE SECURE THAN ELECTIONS:
Valid Photo I.D. for Olive Garden ✅
Valid Photo I.D. to Vote ❌ pic.twitter.com/TkgM1iwqwn— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) July 17, 2026
ON A TILE FLOOR: Democrats Are Panicking and Scrambling to Hide Something Big
Ever see a cat try to cover up?
AND NOW FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™” Remember the Time Guys on Skid Row Got Paid to Impersonate Voters? “Before we get into the lawfare lawsuits against the Trump administration that Oregon, Washington, and California are wasting taxpayer dollars on, let’s take a walk down memory lane about election integrity. Of course, this was the concern discussed during President Trump’s speech on Thursday night.”
READER FAVORITE: Apple AirPods Pro 3 Wireless Earbuds. #CommissionEarned
CCP IS ASSHOE — AND SO ARE CERTAIN AMERICANS:
Once Upon A Time … A crazy man claimed that voter data for every American was in China, and the CCP had used secret illegal U.S. election computer access to switch votes in 2020.
And the crazy man was mocked & sued.
But times changed, and new information came to light … https://t.co/Dyue3HUyKj pic.twitter.com/1V84Lx0XGS
— Rasmussen Reports (@Rasmussen_Poll) July 17, 2026
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: The Recreational Vehicle Is Not an Escape Vehicle. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the wrong car for a quick getaway, how to piss off your local deputy, and what the Wyoming Tourism Board doesn’t want you to see.”
TREAT THE PAIN: Hyperice Venom 2 Back Wrap – Provides Advanced Heat and Vibration for Pain. #CommissionEarned
YES: Pay for your own master’s degree in puppetry. “If a program cannot show that it leaves its graduates financially better off than if they had never enrolled, it should not be underwritten by federal taxpayers.”
YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT:
It’s wild how hard Schumer is trying to stop our elections from being secured. lol https://t.co/Umpi3uiMM6
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) July 17, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 16, 2026
