READER FAVORITE: Apple AirPods 4 Wireless Earbuds, Bluetooth Headphones, with Active Noise Cancellation. #CommissionEarned
April 28, 2026
PRICE WARS ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS PIZZA: There’s a pizza price war going on, and Domino’s is feeling the pain.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt https://t.co/HroLxhrTUr pic.twitter.com/VIvKR7P84w
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 28, 2026
I STILL MISS MY VINCENT BLACK SHADOW: Norton Returns to the U.S. With 2026 Manx and Manx R Superbikes. The Black Shadow wasn’t great on the curves, but it was pure hell on the straights.
WRONG… BUT SO SATISFYING: Melania’s Right, But Firing Jimmy Kimmel Would Be Wrong.
I MEAN, IT IS ELON:
1000%
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) April 28, 2026
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
FASTER, PLEASE: The Post Office’s Anachronistic Ban on Shipping Handguns is Ending . . . But Not Yet.
Of course, the real question is whether anyone would entrust their gun to the post office nowadays.
THE THREE R’S REALLY WORK: Focus on teaching kids to read — not fixing ‘root causes.’
YES:
Democrats “increase the temperature” until something excessively violent happens and then insist that Republicans “lower the temperature” by giving Democrats everything they want…lest more violence happens.
It's a political extortion racket.
— Nick Freitas (@NickJFreitas) April 28, 2026
PROTECT YOUR EARS: PROHEAR Digital Electronic Shooting Ear Protection. #CommissionEarned
NEXT UP, FLORIDA: Supreme Court Greenlights Texas Redistricting Map.
TRUMP IS BREAKING OPEC: UAE To Leave Opec Next Month As Iran War Reshapes Oil Market. Also it’s hard for OPEC to set prices when the U.S. is outproducing Saudi Arabia and Russia combined, and has effective control of Venezuela’s production.
MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Did Chris Murphy Just Sign the Democrats’ Death Warrant?
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats https://t.co/dI1A3sH6nH pic.twitter.com/URdyypN9vo
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2026
SAY WHAT YOU WILL, BUT HIS CAMPAIGN IS CERTAINLY ENERGIZED:
BREAKING: Andrew Dezelan, a Democrat running for Indiana State Senate, was just arrested after allegedly campaigning door-to-door while HIGH ON COCAINE.
He also reportedly physically struggled against the police when they confronted him about having drugs.
Dezelan has received… pic.twitter.com/Afzddw4VdT
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 28, 2026
DO HUMANOIDS DREAM OF BECOMING HUMAN? Humanoids seem to be evolving into a distinct form.
BRENDAN O’NEILL: The bougie nihilism that is killing America.
We now have an extraordinary situation where the university campus, once the great refiner of minds, seems to be indoctrinating the young with a fancy for violence. It seems that if you teach people that their self-esteem is the most sacred thing on Earth, and anyone who dents it deserves instant cancellation, then you will give rise to an army of the intolerant. That’s what we are witnessing, in the UK too: a style of politics that feels haughty, dogmatic and tinged with violence. From the trans lobby (‘Kill all TERFs’) to the orgy of Israelophobia that followed 7 October (‘Globalise the intifada’), silence through violence is the dream of those who LARP as progressive. A society where the educated openly clamour for the death of women and Jews is a society that is ill indeed. This is the jagged debris of cancel culture.
Ours is the age of bougie nihilism. That was brought home to me by Zohran Mamdani’s tweet about Saturday’s shooting. ‘Political violence is absolutely unacceptable’, said the New York City mayor. This is a man whose wife liked social-media posts that celebrated the most catastrophic act of political violence of this century so far: 7 October. This is a man who rubs shoulders with Hasan Piker, the leftie influencer who just last week was titillating the silver-spoon socialists of the keffiyeh classes by celebrating bank robberies and making excuses for Luigi Mangione’s murder of healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Bougie nihilism has broken free of the quad and now infects even City Hall. Where next?
Jeffrey Blehar adds, “We Are Sometimes Blessed by the Arrogance of Fools:”
On Saturday, a heavily armed lunatic attempted to gate-crash the White House Correspondents’ Dinner at the Washington, D.C., Hilton, while the president and most of his senior administration were in attendance. Cole Allen — the gunman, whose name sounds like a shoe brand from the racks at Payless — was thankfully tackled by Secret Service agents almost instantly after he dashed past the first layer of security, and although he fired several shots, nobody was killed. (One agent was clipped in his bulletproof vest, but his gear kept him safe.)
A potential atrocity was instantly prevented. The most memorable image from Saturday’s WHCD will not be one of blood, or tears, or spectacularly televised violence; it will be that of a