I DON’T THINK THE SHENANIGAN IS FROM THE RIGHT. NOT THAT THEY’RE THAT HONEST, BUT THEY’RE THAT STUPID:  A Little Local Political Shenanigan.

I just think right now, the left is dumber and thought this brochure, explaining how kids can trans without their parents’ knowledge would benefit the left. Kind of like they thought disclosing the late Lindsey Graham was gay would help them (we were fine with him being gay; we just thought he should have come out of the closet and stopped being blackmailed to fall in line with the left. Lands’ sake. We don’t want to sleep with our representatives — ew — but we don’t want them to be compromised either.) Or their newest allegations about Trump, which apparently waited till now to come out. (Rolls eyes.) We’re in a race to the bottom of the IQ pile, and the left is somehow managing to win.

SPEAKING OF OBAMA, LET’S REVISIT THE WAR ON THE WORKING POOR THAT WAS CASH FOR CLUNKERS:  For anyone curious about what it actually looked like to kill a generation of functioning cars, here’s an actual video from 2009 and brief explanation: The dealer first replaces the oil with sodium silicate solution. It’s a clear-ish liquid that crystallizes under extreme heat. As the engine warms up the solution begins to form small abrasive crystals in the oil system that shred the bearing and score the cylinder walls. Within seconds of starting the car you can see smoke billowing from the exhaust, this is the crystals scratching the cylinder walls and leaving small grooves for oil and solution to leak past into the combustion chamber and ignite/evaporate, producing the white smoke.

At the time, both my husband and I drove cars that were considerably older than the supposed “clunkers” so they didn’t qualify (not that we’d do that. We buy them used, take care of them, and drive them till their natural death.) This orgy of destruction made it hard for our kids to afford their first cars and made life difficult for the young and poor (which are often the same.) For … no reason. Except vague “green” feels and a president’s hatred of everyone not rich.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE MINDS THAT HELD TOBACCO AS THE WORST THING EVER, AND POT AS GOOD FOR YOU:  Marijuana legalization linked to troubling health trend in landmark new study.

Keep in mind, I still think it’s governmental overreach to regulate what adults can consume. But the hypocrisy of demonizing one and practically encouraging the other has long boggled me.

OH, SWEET SUMMER CHILDREN, HEAR ME OUT, THAT’S EXACTLY HOW WE THOUGHT OF LEFTISTS IN OUR DAY*:  The generational difference in how young right wingers see the left.

When we think of Leftists, we do not think of Barack Obama or Ezra Klein. Yes, these guys are on the Left, but younger Millennials and Zoomers on the Right do not think of Leftists in their own age bracket as polished technocrats.

Polished what? Children, they are exactly like current leftists:

When we think of Leftists, the first thing that pops into our head are a bunch of disgusting, depraved, spiteful mutants who want to destroy everything around them as payback for the crime of being born.

And, in Obama’s case, the vile, disgusting, depraved, spiteful mutant who is not quite a year older than I wants to destroy America, because his interestingly exotic father abandoned him, and it must be all our fault. (Spits.)

The left has been evil and destructive for a long time. Now they’re not even doing the modicum of hiding Obama did.

OPEN THREAD: Monday, Monday.

BRAZIL’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

NETFLIX’S NARNIA PROBLEM: You Can’t Modernize C.S. Lewis Without Losing Him.

Start with the lion. Lewis did not consider Aslan an allegory. He called him “an invention giving an imaginary answer to the question, ‘What might Christ become like if there really were a world like Narnia.’” In other words, within the story Aslan is Christ, and Lewis gave him the title to match: the son of the Emperor-beyond-the-Sea. That makes the voice a theological decision, not a casting one. For Lewis, masculine and feminine were woven into the structure of reality, prior to biology and above it. In Perelandra he wrote, “Gender is a reality, and a more fundamental reality than sex.” And in That Hideous Strength he went furthest of all: the male we could escape, because it exists only on the biological level, “but the masculine none of us can escape. What is above and beyond all things is so masculine that we are all feminine in relation to it.” To invert that order is not to update Lewis. It is to take a crowbar to his metaphysics. The masculine none of us can escape, and Netflix may be about to find that out when it reads its box office receipts.

Defenders say the voice will be deep. A person who has seen the film told Relevant that “Aslan is clearly male,” and NarniaWeb reports that [Meryl] Streep gives the lion a deep, gravelly voice. Maybe so. But surely the best place to look for a gravelly masculine voice is a gravelly masculine actor. Hollywood isn’t short of them, but it seems short of the will to cast one. When you have to retune a woman’s voice so it sounds like a man’s, you’ve conceded the point and then hired a sound engineer to hide the concession. Lewis told us Aslan is not a tame lion, but Netflix seems determined to make him a lame one.

Things are looking dicey for a film based on religious-themed source material with the combination of “Stairway to Heaven” in the trailer (see Page, Jimmy and his interest in the occult, at least while Zeppelin was still a working band) and this headline: Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: Why the Director finds ‘Jesus is Lord’ statements ‘creepy.’

The Critical Drinker adds (via YouTube’s transcription, which was cleaned up by ChatGPT):

Casting a woman in an iconically male role like this, based around the central male figure of Christianity, was definitely a bold move on Gerwig’s part. I’ll say that much. And her justification left people with more questions than answers.

Quote: “I wanted someone who was profound but not pretentious, who had gravitas but not morose self-seriousness. Someone who could communicate depth and pathos as well as joy and delight. I wanted someone who was older than 70, so there was a wisdom of experience, but who also had the capacity for fresh wonder like a child, and also to be one of the greatest actors to ever do it. That list is not a long one.”

Oh, really?

That’s funny, because I can think of plenty of male actors off the top of my head who would tick all of those boxes, like Ian McKellen, Anthony Hopkins, Patrick Stewart, Charles Dance, Jeremy Irons, Ben Kingsley.

I don’t know, man. Maybe if you’d just been honest and said you really wanted to work with Meryl Streep and this was a good opportunity to do it, people might have been a bit more receptive. As it stands, it sounds like you’re arrogantly dismissing way more appropriate actors with a pretty flimsy excuse because you’d already made up your mind who you wanted to play Aslan.

And there’s no getting away from this one: considering Gerwig’s history with subversive feminist film projects, the inevitable assumption was that she wanted to put a subversive feminist spin on a traditional male-led fantasy series with Christian undertones. Maybe she did, maybe she didn’t, but optics and perception are everything in this business. And it feels like she walked straight into a major controversy before the film even started shooting.

And for what? To get Meryl Streep on the credits? I don’t know, man. It doesn’t seem worth it to me.

We’ll find out in February, which as the Drinker goes on to note, is usually a dumping ground for movies Hollywood didn’t consider good enough to succeed in the much more lucrative (and thus much more competitive) summer and Christmas release seasons.

BRAZIL WENT FULL COMMIE:

A flight risk — from WHAT?

RACE CAR DRIVER CAN’T MAKE VEHICLE ACCELERATE BEYOND ‘20: Bubba Wallace Hopes to ‘Piss Off the Keyboard Warriors’ by Driving Covid Vaccine Car at Talladega.

NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace has admitted that he aims to piss off MAGA fans as he debuts his car sponsored by vaccine provider Kroger Health and the COVID-19 vaccine Nuvaxovid.

Indeed, Wallace got people talking when he drove his No. 23 Toyota Camry in the YellaWood 500 at Talladega Superspeedway on Sunday, the Daily Mail reported.

In an interview with the New York Times-owned The Athletic, Wallace admitted that his vax-pushing sponsors are “feeding right into” those who are uncomfortable with the COVID vaccines. He added that he is “Just pissing off the keyboard warriors. Man, why not, right? Here we are.”

He went on to explain why he took on the sponsors.

“The Kroger Health side of things: get your flu shot. People are going to lose their minds over the COVID-19 stuff, but for us it’s about building opportunities for people to be more educated on getting their flu shots, and then taking care of their health and moving forward with that,” he said.

“Everyone else can make their own in lines, but we’re all in it together to help everybody’s health,” Wallace insisted.

Of course, Wallace has only been in it for himself since 2019: Jussie Smollett All Over Again? FBI Determines NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Was NOT the Target of a Hate Crime.

HEH:

SOMEHOW HISTORY DIDN’T BEGIN UNTIL HOGAN’S HEROES: 

Last year, when CBS’s Margaret Brennan absurdly claimed to Marco Rubio that JD Vance “was standing in a country where free speech was weaponized to conduct a genocide,” Mark Steyn responded, “I did not think it was possible to despise the ‘mainstream’ media more than I already did. In a society thoroughly moronized by Brain-Dead Brennan and her ilk, Hitler is the sole remaining historical figure anybody’s heard of. And they can’t even get that right. ‘Weaponising’ free speech? What does that even mean? In Germany, tweets get you gaoled but rape is just part of your ‘cultural tradition’. And CBS News knows which side it’s on.”

The left playing the Nazi card should a death’s head, err, dead end these days:

 

ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: Islamocommunism Is Choking On Its Own Internal Contradictions.

Leftwing white women are always trying to argue that they should be considered equals with, say, immigrant men and black men in the Privilege Pyramid, but black men and immigrant men continue to disagree about that.

So you see leftist white women screaming at immigrant looters to not loot their store, trying to argue with their “allies” that looting their stores “doesn’t help the cause.”

The looters not only don’t care about what the leftwing white women say, but they completely disagree with them. Looting their stores is their cause. Leftwing white women say “no, only loot from the straight white men,” and their allies say, “According to our rules, rules you signed up for by the way, you are oppressors, nearly as evil as straight white men, and your stores should be looted alongside those of straight white men.”

Muslim-owned shops are exempt from looting, of course.

But white women’s shops? Fair game. The cause in fact demands their wealth be expropriated and divided among the marginalized.

According to left-wing communist and Third World grievance politics, not only should white women’s stores be plundered in the name of revolutionary violence, so too should their bodiesbe plundered. As a French woman here complains that immigrant rioters threatened to rapeher while she was holding her baby, a leftist woman commsplains that the rape of white women is merely “collateral damage” in the imperative of revolutionary violence.

In the same post, Ace of Spades links to another example of leftist autophagy, in which a white woman and a Latino man scream at each other in woke leftist cliches to compete for the gold medal in the Victim Olympics. Definitely stick around to the end, for the perfect punchline:

HONESTLY, THE PRICE ISN’T BAD: 1966 Cadillac DeVille Convertible for Sale With 79,000 Miles Shown. “The 1966 DeVille convertible is one of the great American luxury cruisers, and this one has been refreshed for regular use. It carries power steering, power brakes, power windows, a power front bench, automatic climate control, and an AM/FM radio, and the seller says it appeared in the 1997 film What the Deaf Man Heard. Bidding stands at $9,000 with four days remaining and seven bids placed.”