OH, TO BE IN ENGLAND: We’ve Got the Gayest Parliament.
Happy pride! The outgoing prime minister of the United Kingdom, Keir Starmer, was celebrating the end of Pride Month and, looking out at the crowd, said what I’m awarding Quote of the Week: “I’m really proud that we’ve got the gayest parliament, I don’t think just of all time—anywhere in the world. I don’t think there’s any parliament that is gayer than this one.”
Considering this is a country where everyone in the government wears wigs and dresses to do their jobs, I suppose being the gayest parliament is somewhat of an accomplishment.
I’ll add that there is likely no media company gayer than this one, not even close. Except maybe Out magazine. But a lot of good that does me! In a just world I would have been the grand marshal of the parade, but it seems that all Pride Month marches have been entirely rebranded as political, and they are not wavin’ my banner. There are barely even vestigial references to the original concept. Here’s the new Dyke March motto: “We’re here! We’re queer! Free Palestine is our demand!” It doesn’t even rhyme, folx.
America’s Newspaper of Record informs that that particular style of intersectionality isn’t going to end well:
Hamas Announces Pride Month Kick-Off Party On Roof Of Very Tall Hotel https://t.co/NRqmqEhkaU pic.twitter.com/lVlKPeRYPN
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 29, 2024
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This is hilarious. Dude, we’ve been telling you. They hate the gays. Like really hate. Not like in a fun way. https://t.co/aBYv2oLV7Y
— Jennifer Sey (@JenniferSey) July 3, 2026
