HISTORY DOESN’T REPEAT, BUT IT DOES SOMETIMES RHYME: Slave Labor Returns to Russia, but It Has to Be Imported.

BIG SPRING SALE: Amazon Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition 32GB (newest model). #CommissionEarned

CORN, POPPED: FBI director pushes to release investigative files on Rep. Eric Swalwell. “The files stem from a decade-old counterintelligence probe into a Chinese woman, known both as Christine Fang and Fang Fang, who reportedly helped Swalwell with fundraising and placing an intern in his office during the 2014 campaign cycle.”

GOD AND MAN AT THE PENTAGON:

Don’t get this. There has been a daily Catholic Mass at the Pentagon auditorium for decades. I used to attend when I worked for Don Rumsfeld. pic.twitter.com/vz1nCDWny4

— Marc Thiessen 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱 (@marcthiessen) March 30, 2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Georgia man brings abandoned VHS tapes back to life.

OH, MY: Two New Criminal Referrals Against Letitia James for Insurance Fraud.

MICROBIOME NEWS: Boosting good gut bacteria population through targeted interventions may slow cognitive decline.

“WE ARE NOWHERE NEAR AGI”:

Humans: 100%
Gemini 3.1 Pro: 0.37%
GPT 5.4: 0.26%
Opus 4.6: 0.25%
Grok-4.20: 0.00%

François Chollet just released ARC-AGI-3 — the hardest AI test ever created.

135 novel game environments. No instructions. No rules. No goals given.

Figure it out or fail.

Untrained humans… pic.twitter.com/KBKv8hGOUD

— Guri Singh (@heygurisingh) March 29, 2026

Abstract and more here.

THEY WON THE OLD FASHIONED WAY:

You wondered how Democrat Emily Gregory defeated Trump-endorsed Republican Jon Maples by roughly 797–800 votes (51.2% to 48.8%, out of about 33,400 votes cast in a low-turnout special).

The district had previously been held by a Republican who won by a much larger margin in… https://t.co/qa00MFFi4x

— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) March 29, 2026

AGREED: Florida AG Argues Nonviolent Felons Shouldn’t Lose Their Gun Rights. “My duty is to protect and defend the rights of the people as enshrined in our Constitution because those rights are nonnegotiable. As Attorney General, my commitment is to the people, no matter the cost.”

KINSLEY GAFFE:

Full mask off moment for British politics.

LibDem MP Maximilian Wilkinson:

𝕏 is a "massive problem" because it allows free speech for all, to "have their voice heard in a really easy way that they couldn't in the past". pic.twitter.com/CXbA7JLXaI

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) March 30, 2026

WHAT COULD GO WRONG? CERN Scientists Take Antimatter On Its Very First Road Trip.

FUN!

Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval https://t.co/twYhpLkNDP pic.twitter.com/MBgjhhJ2TH

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 29, 2026

INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT:

Liberalism is a mental illness pic.twitter.com/wLZl6pwwFs

— M2 (@Amer1can_Barbie) March 30, 2026

(Classical reference in headline.)

The following conversation was on a local university chat site –love the irony, it's tough that society is teaching young girls to hate men and at the same time, women want a man to love them. Maybe think for yourself and quit listening to propaganda. pic.twitter.com/lKtFb4wmcL

— Helen Smith (@HelenSmithPhD) March 30, 2026

Or maybe read my book to find out why men have a problem with women like you.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Finally! Next up at SCOTUS, Birthright Citizenship: Here’s What to Watch For.

BIG BADDA BOOMS: Rabbi Michael Barclay’s Weekend Iran War Update.

READER FAVORITE: Mellanni Twin Sheets Set – 3 PC Iconic Collection Bedding. #CommissionEarned

EVERYTHING IS SUPERVISED: Yes, There’s a Right Way to Shower.

GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG:

Alireza Jafari, an 11-year-old boy, has been identified as a child soldier killed while serving at an IRGC checkpoint in Tehran.

According to Hengaw, a Norway-based human rights organization, he is the first reported Iranian child soldier to be killed since the escalation of the… pic.twitter.com/lln74xIxua

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) March 30, 2026

More:

He was initially reported as a civilian casualty, but the “Teachers’ Basij” organization later confirmed that he died “while on duty.” According to his mother, he was at the checkpoint with his father due to a shortage of personnel.

Earlier, Al Arabiya reported that the Islamic regime in Iran had lowered the conscription age and resumed recruiting minors into the armed forces. Teenagers have reportedly been assigned to checkpoints and patrol duties in Tehran.

The use of child soldiers is not new for the Islamic regime.

A legitimate government protects 11-year-olds. The Tehran regime uses them to save their own skins.

FAIL, BRITANNIA: NHS rations hospital referrals to cut waiting list.

The NHS is to ration hospital referrals as Labour scrambles to meet its pledge to cut waiting lists.
GPs have been ordered to consult on at least one in four referrals rather than sending them to hospital in order to reduce “unnecessary” appointments.

The quotas, the latest method the NHS is using to keep waiting lists down, will come into force on Wednesday.

But MPs and medics have raised concerns that setting an arbitrary target will delay patients from getting access to the healthcare they need.
Dr Luke Evans, shadow health minister and a former GP, told The Telegraph: “My biggest concern is about this single point of access, with a target to bounce back one in four referrals – that is bad for clinicians and it is really bad for patients.

“It is hard not to see this as a way of Wes Streeting simply controlling access to hospitals and massaging waiting lists.

“We don’t even know if the planned 1 in 4 patients bounced back to the GP are recorded. Is Labour planning on effectively rationing secondary care – it seems like it.”

Socialism always ends with rationing.

HAPPY TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY FOR ALL WHO CELEBRATE:

Two years ago pic.twitter.com/Af5v2hPc9j

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) March 30, 2026

WHAT WILL DEMOCRATS DO ONCE AMERICAN TRAVELERS LEARN THAT ICE GUYS ARE PRETTY COOL, ACTUALLY?

An ICE officer at Bush Airport has been handing out lollipops to kids pic.twitter.com/ZeJwHEvvzP

— Jennie Taer (@JennieSTaer) March 30, 2026

FAST RESPONSE: F-16s Scramble Near Trump’s Air Force One After Security Scare.

CDR SALAMANDER: Base Defense: How Many More Warnings? Ignoring the known knowns. “The Army, especially during GWOT, didn’t just underfund air defense in general and treat it as a secondary career field—it never even considered what was needed to defend bases. The USAF? No better…and they relied on the Army for air defense. It was only 18 months or so ago they started to experiment with base defense.”