AMERICANS PAYING FOR UNAMERICANS:

CHANGE:

OPEN THREAD: You oughta know how all the pros play the game.

SPELLING CHECK:

HMM: SpaceX plans to launch Starlink mobile service in the US. “SpaceX’s move into retail contracts would be one of the company’s most significant commercial expansions since launching Starlink, which already operates across more than 150 countries worldwide offering high-speed Internet connections through its constellation of satellites.”

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Came Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Chickens. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the proper attire for girls driving drunk in The Villages, how not to mind your own business at Publix, and be left with no clue whatsoever why North Carolina Man broke into a police station.”

NAILED IT:

I ORDERED ANOTHER GROSS OF UNEXPECTEDLIES: