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October 24, 2026
HOW MOTHER NATURE SAVED US FROM THE WRATH OF LEONARD NIMOY:
That could explain why Al Gore's predictions have not eventuated.https://t.co/8b3fPpDEJr
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) October 23, 2026
Classical allusion in headline:
I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN WAITING. THE WEEKEND CAN NOW BEGIN: On With the Motley, On With the Memes.
EVERYTOWN SHOULD CHOKE ON ITS OWN PROPAGANDA: ‘I’m Sorry, Dave, I’m Afraid I Can’t Give You The Gun-Related Information You’re Looking For.’
It’s possible we’re one step closer to a future “open the pod bay doors” moment, with a report that OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT, has allegedly just changed its “commerce policy” with respect to firearms.
Recently, we warned that an Everytown “white paper,” published on September 28, was demanding that AI companies censor and block access to AI-stored information when responding to queries related to firearms, even if the information is entirely lawful and accurate, and divert all such inquiries to local law enforcement.
We hardly expected that AI companies would capitulate so quickly.
Well, they’re run by lefty control freaks with contempt for normals.
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: The Coming Insurrection. And what to do about it.
HAS SHE WORN OUT HER WELCOME IN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY? This Liberal Lawyer Says Ilhan Omar Is in Serious Trouble.
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AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris https://t.co/JkSphHSuw4
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 23, 2026
WELL, GOOD: Nuclear power could more than triple by 2060, UN agency says. It should more like octuple.
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE:
How is this not gender-based harassment? Would the university tolerate signs targeting any other group? https://t.co/4eR9ZwpSIb
— Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 (@CathyYoung63) October 24, 2026
SOUNDS MORE LIKE LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING KILLED PEOPLE: Unbearable Summer Heat Linked to More than 50,000 European Deaths: Report.
You’re not going to change this by “climate action,” you’ll just enrich politicians and grifters.
THE 21st CENTURY IS NOT TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: The Lucrative World of Literary Scams.
“Hello Professor Snigdha Poonam,” the email began. I read that again. Nobody has ever called me “professor” for the obvious reason that I am not a professor. Bracing myself, I read on.
The email was from Timothy Firth, organizer of a Seattle-based life-drawing community with 1,943 members that regularly has “thoughtful discussions inspired by creative works.” A recent inspiration was my first book, Dreamers: How Young Indians Are Changing Their World. The group wanted to discuss it, the email said, at one of its upcoming meetups. Attendees would be encouraged to post reviews on Goodreads and Amazon after.
I looked up CAM Life Drawing and found an events page and an Instagram account. The latter had some photos of Timothy Firth — white, male — as well as testimonials from members who said he worked “day and night to create more community space.” Something told me this wasn’t the man who had reached out to me.
Why would a hyperlocal life-drawing community in Seattle be interested in a nonfiction book about the shifting aspirations of young people in India’s small towns? The book was published seven years ago. What did they want from me?
I accepted the invitation. The next email had a slick poster promoting the Zoom event, with the book cover as the backdrop and blurbs from the Economist and other publications. My attention was drawn to something more intriguing: a request for a “contribution fee,” with no amount specified. It would cover promotion, coordination and administration. But, oddly, this email didn’t come from Timothy. Signing off this time was Stephen — “Organizer, Community Improv LA,” another group in another city. According to the improv community’s Facebook group, Stephen is indeed the name of the organizer. However, Stephen had written to me using Timothy’s email address. To add to the chaos, Stephen/Timothy had also left what I suspect was an AI prompt in the email, which included the line: “MAKE IT MORE PROFESSIONAL.”
This was undoubtedly a scam. Genuine book clubs don’t ask for money from authors. But who was behind it?
Read the whole thing.
I DON’T THINK FITNESS IS THE PROBLEM, I THINK ADDICTION IS THE PROBLEM: Fitness became an addiction that left me anxious and sleep deprived.
BIEN ET DUREMENT, PARIS:
Missed this.
Paris police invited shopkeepers to hire their own security for riots. This is a state that has one of the highest taxation levels in the world, but apparently can’t afford to protect business owners from the criminal radicals the state has allowed to run wild. pic.twitter.com/jnsxtKHFv0
— AG (@AGHamilton29) October 24, 2026
Meanwhile, Roger Simon asks: Are the French Riots the Republicans’ October Surprise?
NONE SO BLIND:
This must be a joke.
Literally thousands of leftists have railed on the record about the over-representation of whites, men, and 'model minorities' like Jews in power.
How could anyone straight-facedly say this? https://t.co/N1zj3jV4Fw
— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) October 23, 2026
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A TALE OF TWO BILLIONAIRES:
His hero is billionaire George Sorros, a guy who bankrupted economies and bankrolled activist judges. Our hero wants flying cars and cheap space travel. So let that sink in https://t.co/arJ0I4frmq
— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) October 24, 2026
REQUIRED VIEWING:
Marshawn is perfect.
"Is there a man here with you?"
Sons need fathers. We men speak to each other, and learn, differently. Not bad or good, just is.
More Marshawn. Well done. https://t.co/dE6imiDtav
— cdrsalamander (@cdrsalamander) October 24, 2026
INCENTIVES MATTER:
America spent decades teaching decent men to fear the consequences of defending others while teaching bullies and predators they could get away with damn near anything.
A young punk reportedly slaps a pregnant woman. A bystander steps in and delivers consequences. People cheer.…
— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) October 23, 2026
IT’S NOT 1939. IT MIGHT BE 1933: A Final Appeal to Michigan’s Jewish Voters on the Fence About El-Sayed.
UPDATE:
🚨 BREAKING: This Michigan Sheriff just FLED the Democrat Party and is now going full Mike Rogers mode on national TV
This is incredible! He's NO on Abdul.
SHERIFF WILLIAM FEDERSPIEL: "18 years of being sheriff as a Democrat. Been a lifelong Democrat…I'm a Kennedy Democrat… pic.twitter.com/qgwrzdDUv9
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 24, 2026
RESIST:
More footage of Scottish locals disrupting an Antifa meeting where they're plotting Paris style riots.
pic.twitter.com/bCpsEu6Ttq— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) October 23, 2026
Italy, too:
This is Lecco, Italy. North Africans threatened on social media to do here what they did in Milan, destroy everything. The Lecco football ultras showed up to defend the square and the shops. Result: none of the North Africans showed up. Honor to Lecco ultras—true patriots, true… pic.twitter.com/1EQR0OIRnk
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) October 23, 2026
THE EPITOME OF NOT GETTING COCKY: If Democrats Aren’t Panicking About Minnesota Right Now, They Should Be.
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