WHY ARE YOU HERE?: That’s likely the first question the thief on the cross was asked when he arrived at Heaven’s Gate. Pastor Alistair Begg masterfully answers the serious question in a wonderfully humorous manner.

WE KNOW WHY: UN Agencies Are Stonewalling a Probe Into Their Employees’ Ties to Hamas, US Investigators Say in Report to Congress.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: His Side: Men Speak Out on Dating, Marriage, and Life in America. #CommissionEarned

GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT:  Purr.  I have a new job.

PEOPLE DIDN’T VOTE FOR THESE CHANGES:

The best “propaganda” is literally just showing people what the West used to be like. pic.twitter.com/x0xUX6vh3O

— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) April 3, 2026

The Red Sox simply posted a video of Boston in 1950, and it’s immediately one of the most radicalizing things you’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/Jos9EjOcXh

— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) April 3, 2026

A DISEASE:

Javier Milei: “I thought being on the left was a mental problem. The empirical evidence is so overwhelming that it never worked anywhere, and they refused to accept it.”

“But what I discovered is that being on the left is a disease of the soul. The left is built on envy, hatred,… pic.twitter.com/e7NzxNinSM

— Javier Milei Quotes (Fan) (@MileiSays) April 3, 2026

WORST. HITLER. EVER:

David Letterman: "[Trump's] our dictator. His appearance is fraudulent as is everything about the regime… Think of the worst thing that you’ve ever seen humans accomplish."

Yeah, you can sit like this and laugh under a dictatorship.. pure comedy.pic.twitter.com/IImQ5JN76s

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) March 30, 2026

Trump’s such an all-powerful dictator that there will be no repercussions whatsoever for Dave saying this. Incidentally, will anyone ask him who he wants to win this time around, Iran or the US?

HIGH SPEED RAIL:

Every north american commuter rail project completed in the past 50 years went 200-300% over budget and has ridership less than half of what was forecast

Its shocking how little concrn there is about this massive waste pic.twitter.com/oeYsyHWJnQ

— s_mo (@smo841603557184) April 3, 2026

“ELIMINATING CONSIDERABLE ARTERIOSCLEROSIS,” THEN AND NOW:

Poor General George C. Marshall. If you think the SECWAR criticism is unique, it's not. Marshall had to defend his actions powerfully and without apology:

“Most of our senior officers on such duty are deadwood and should be eliminated from the service as rapidly as possible.”… pic.twitter.com/Zv3lxEiCBc

— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) April 4, 2026

Related: “The US Army’s ‘Spiritual Fitness Guide’ reads like it was written by John Lennon and Yoko Ono on a bender—not a word of encouragement for a soldier’s faith, but pages upon pages of New Age nonsense that makes Universalism sound like rational thought and really does imagine no religion:” 

So SecWar Pete Hegseth just fired Maj. Gen. William Green Jr., the US Army’s (now former) Chief of Chaplains.

I have zero insider information on this, but I have my own theories as to why it happened.

Green’s most important event as the Chief of Chaplains was to produce the…

— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) April 3, 2026

CHANGE:

All the Jews who have been driven out of places like Columbia have been going to places like Vanderbilt.

As universities like Columbia have changed their values over the last 15 years, their student quality has declined.

Hopefully institutional reputations will catch up. https://t.co/BROunwwBoc

— Daniel Friedman (@DanFriedman81) April 3, 2026

CHARMING:  ID10T Errors. In which Donnal the apprentice wizard helps with tech support.

YOU NEED THIS. NO. I MEAN, YOU REALLY NEED THIS:  Geronimo for Hope!

IT SURE SEEMS LIKE:  America’s first foreign war on “the shores of Tripoli” has apparently never ended.

DON’T GET COCKY, THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’LL VOTE REPUBLICAN:  New CNN Poll: Even Democrats Are Done With Democrats.

WE KNOW THEY DON’T BELIEVE THERE IS ANY RISK IN DISRESPECTING THIS PRESIDENT (UNLIKE WITH HITLER, STALIN OR WILSON):  ‘The View’ Panel Thinks It’s Reckless to Do What in Trump’s America?

OH, LOOK, IT’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  Dem fundraising giant ActBlue rocked by allegations it misled Congress about foreign donations.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:   Parents of MacDill bomb suspects are illegal immigrants, DHS warns of birthright citizenship dangers. Trump administration argues the case underscores national security risks as birthright citizenship heads to Supreme Court.

NOT PEACEFUL. ON THE OTHER SIDE:  France Joins China, Russia in Blocking Gulf Nations’ Bid to Use Force to Open Strait of Hormuz.

TO BE FAIR PEOPLE WHO DON’T SPOT THE FAWNING AND THE FAKERY  ARE AT RISK FOR SO MANY OTHER PSYCHOSIS:  Chatbot-Linked Psychosis and Delusional Spiraling.

APRIL FOOLS? TELL ME IT’S APRIL FOOLS!  Rep. Tim Burchett chose NOT to refute Matt Gaetz’s comment about a military alien-human breeding program, then said “the people that know are dying”.

WHAT HE SAID:  If you are a non-elected member of the US federal government (i.e., civilian GS employee, career SES, contractor, military) and you are “resisting” or “slow-rolling” lawful initiatives of the Trump Administration, let me tell you what you are actually doing.

X-Cancel.

THE TURTLE MOVES!  US ICE detains Islamic Society of Milwaukee President Salah Sarsour.

ME NEITHER:  I Did Not Have ‘Everest Guides Poisoning Climbers’ on My Bingo Card.

YEP:  They should be terrified, they’ve given people damn good reason to drop a dime on them.

A DIFFERENT KIND OF:  Bleeding Heart.