IT’S THE PLASMA CREATURES THAT LIVE IN THE CORONA, MESSAGING THEIR BRETHREN IN OTHER STARS: The Sun unleashed a bizarre radio signal that kept broadcasting for 19 straight days, leaving NASA scientists stunned.
May 28, 2026
THIS IS JUST NEWSOM WANTING TO WEAPONIZE THE TAX CODE AGAINST PEOPLE HE DOESN’T LIKE…:
“The whole point of the fund is to make victims whole after the federal government was weaponized against political opponents, pro-life activists, and parents at school board meetings, and Newsom never had a problem with any of that weaponization when it was actually happening.” https://t.co/a50y97BVat
— Joel Pollak (@joelpollak) May 28, 2026
…and he wants to be president.
HAHA:
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the… pic.twitter.com/8kfaiuY5zy
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 27, 2026
SARAH ANDERSON, MARCO’S NUMBER ONE FAN: Go Marco! It’s Your Birthday! (And You’re the Most Popular Man in the GOP).
MORE ON THAT YALE STORY:
How many more laps are we gonna take around retard mountain before we accept that standardized testing works. pic.twitter.com/rpgYxWGwKv
— Rob Henderson (@robkhenderson) May 28, 2026
Bloated administrations always seem to latch on to the latest fad — particularly in education — probably because they lack any legitimate work to do.
MICROBIOME NEWS: How gut microbes help shape how many calories you absorb from food.
BOTTOM STORY OF THE DAY: Michigan Gov. Whitmer says she won’t be running for president in 2028. “She is among many high-profile potential 2028 Democratic contenders for president, which includes California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Maryland Gov. Wes Moore, Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker.”
PRATT SUMMER:
This is the best piece yet at distilling what the Spencer Pratt phenomenon is all about.
His rise represents the shattering of the honesty taboo in Los Angeles and other poorly governed big blue cities like it. https://t.co/eCsVUCMTE2 pic.twitter.com/HBHGRqni7f
— Jesse Arm (@Jesse_Leg) May 27, 2026
UPDATE: The memes are fun, but don’t get cocky:
People are getting too excited about the possibility of a Pratt victory. Head to head Bass is 20 ahead and is within striking distance of 50 percent, which would mean no November runoff. If Pratt does force a runoff, then…she's 20 points ahead at the get-go.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 28, 2026
No. What this polls shows is that 1) Pratt ‘s losing the run off, 2) even if he squeaks through the left has 51% of the general election vote.
Pratt’s at 22 percent.
Love the guy, but he’s at 22 percent. https://t.co/DbG53ONNev
— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) May 28, 2026
SPIELBERG: SOULLESS AI SHOULD NEVER HAVE FINAL SAY IN FILM-MAKING.
He admitted, however, that he does envision a future where AI could help “save us a lot of legwork” by undertaking tasks such as scouting locations.
But the Jurassic Park director said he never wanted it to take things a step further and advise on how to make movies.
“Don’t tell me how to write my dialogue for this character,” he said, adding: “Don’t tell me where the camera has to go. And also, don’t tell me what the set should look like, unless AI is simply a tool in a large tool chest of the production designer.
“Use AI as a tool, but do not use AI as the final word on anything creative. That’s where I draw the line.”
That’s nice, but I guarantee AI is already being used to design sets and costumes. There was an article in Medium two and a half years ago that AI was being used to storyboard movies and TV shows. In late 2024, The Ankler explored how AI storyboards are changing how scripts are pitched. While a superstar director like Spielberg has final say on how his shots are blocked, all the way to the final cut of his movie, so many preproduction choices are being made by AI that Hollywood is likely becoming just about as cybernetic in the integration of humans and technology as the Six Million Dollar Man was in the 1970s.
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
NEW CIVILITY WATCH: Dame Helen Mirren, 80, called ‘evil Zionist bitch’ by anti-Israel nut in sick attack on the street.
The 80-year-old was accosted while she was walking in the East London neighborhood of Tower Hill with her husband, Taylor Hackford, 81, on Wednesday night, according to the clip shared by London & UK Street News.
“There is Helen Mirren, the avowed Zionist. You said Israel should last forever because of the Holocaust,” the yob shouted, referring to the actress’s 2023 remarks about the Jewish state.
“F–k off,” Hackford, an acclaimed, Oscar-winning film director, shouted back.
“You’re an evil Zionist b—h,” the agitator yelled.
In yesterday’s Commentary newsletter, Abe Greenwald explored: “Zionism, After the Fact.”
A number of Israel-supporters have noted that the terms “Zionism” and “Zionist” are, from a present-day perspective, confusing or even insulting. As Zionism refers to a belief and a movement that sought to establish a modern Jewish homeland, does it make sense still to speak of Zionists when that homeland has existed for more than 75 years?
Coleman Hughes remarked in a recent episode of his podcast that it makes as much sense to declare oneself a Zionist today as it would to self-describe as an abolitionist. The State of Israel is a long-established fact, and American slavery has long been abolished. In this reading, perhaps the term Zionism is an anachronism that’s intended to cast a shadow of impermanence or erasure over the Jewish state.
I think Hughes makes a powerful point in comparing the relevance of Zionism and abolitionism. But it’s equally illuminating to contrast the two.
Read the whole thing, which is online here.
UPDATE (FROM GLENN): I think Taylor Hackford sums up things beautifully.
BE PREPARED: Trump’s accelerating squeeze on Cuba. “The Trump administration is bracing for the potential collapse of Cuba’s totalitarian government as early as this summer, and has war-gamed new military response plans in case the island descends into chaos, U.S. officials tell Axios.”
WORKS ON CURLY HAIR: Dyson Airstrait™ Straightener. #CommissionEarned
THE FOUNDERS DID NOT JUST FIGHT A REVOLUTION. THEY ARGUED ONE INTO EXISTENCE. Thomas Paine’s Common Sense helped make independence imaginable, defensible, and finally unavoidable.
TRANSLATION: THE AWFUL THING WE PREDICTED NEVER HAPPENED BUT YOU’D BETTER KEEP PANICKING: Forecasters predict below-average hurricane season, advise against complacency.
Can’t we just declare victory in the War Against Extreme Hurricanism and go home?
TIME FOR PRIVATEERS! The High-Seas Black Market That Keeps Iran’s Illicit Oil Flowing.
Start issuing those letters of marque.
THE NEW SPACE RACE: FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship V3 megarocket after Flight 12 ‘mishap.’
This sort of thing is routine but it’s also funny: Any “mishap” that the FAA notices, SpaceX notices, and would be working to fix it anyway.
OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY: California Gives Illegal Aliens ‘Free’ Fridges, Solar Panels.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: NORTHYARD Men’s Athletic Running Shorts Gym Workout Shorts. #CommissionEarned
Not sure how long I’ve been saying that UNRWA is a wholly owned subsidiary of Hamas, but it’s nice to see the authorities acting on it.