FINGERS CROSSED: Trump Fires Opening Salvo in Renewed Battle to Exclude Illegal Aliens from the Census. “If implemented, millions of illegal aliens would no longer distort the political map. House seats and Electoral College votes would be divvied up based on population numbers reflecting the ‘We the People’ our system exists to represent. The rule would neutralize foreign influence; eliminate the undue political power sanctuary jurisdictions have accrued through decades of mass illegal immigration; and restore the “one man, one vote” principle by ending the dilution of Americans’ voting power that has occurred through counting non-citizens in the population figures used to draw up districts.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Just In Time for Halloween — Somewhat Lifelike Mitch McConnell. “It is difficult and painful to watch those we love experience rapid, age-related decline. When it comes to our loved ones, we do whatever we can for their quality of life. That rarely involves making them go to work. It never involves parading them in front of television cameras and subjecting them to intense media scrutiny.”

I THOUGHT AT FIRST THAT THIS MUST BE A PARODY OR AN AI GENERATION:

Alas, it is real.

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS SURPRISED BY THIS: We ran the data on trans teen suicide panic — and found the claims are misleading.

“You can choose between a live son or a dead daughter.”

Countless parents have heard some variation of these words — from physicians, medical associations, media outlets or online activists.

If children believe they’re born in the wrong body and can’t get sex-change treatments, the argument goes, they’re at high risk of committing suicide.

No claim has swayed more parents to let their kids get puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones and even surgeries.

The same claim has struck fear into the hearts of lawmakers considering restrictions on such treatments.

But as we show in a new report, the suicide threat isn’t true.

Read the whole thing. But understand that the parents of children too young to get a tattoo without permission were emotionally blackmailed into surgically and chemically altering those same kids.

THE ENEMY WITHIN:

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:

MARK JUDGE: The New Yorker: Conservatives are Bringing Sexy Back. “The New Yorker just published a piece by Jennifer Wilson about America’s new ideas of what’s sexy. The trend is driven by conservatives, who’ve claimed breasts, lingerie and hotness in the wake of the left’s transgender, feminist and #MeToo madness. Here’s the amazing thing about The New Yorker piece: it takes the side of the right. Wilson tries to protest, but her tone reveals that she thinks the left has become too rigid.”

UNSOLVABLE PROBLEM: If you know who wrote these words, you likely know what the all-caps refers to: “As according to the theory of Natural Selection an interminable number of intermediate forms must have existed … why is not every geological formation charged with such links?” Go here for the solution.

AT THE APOGEE OF MEDIA BIAS:

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH:

By the way, Alice is the great-great-great granddaughter of Adam Smith. She gets it.

DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES: Murder Charges Dropped Because Travis County Missed Deadlines.

“A murder charge that Perius previously faced was dismissed due to the Travis County District Attorney’s Office failing to meet the indictment deadline.” Somehow this case of massive incompetence got relegated to half a sentence at the end of paragraph five.

Under Soros-backed DA Jose Garza, Travis County’s DA office has put a revolving door on the jailhouse to allow repeat offenders back out on the streets to continue victimizing law-abiding citizens.

Usually murder cases are treated with a fair degree of seriousness in a competent DA’s office (at least outside of no-witness drug gang shootings). They’re high profile cases that receive special attention, but evidently not in Travis County.

This is not on accident.

HE’S HARDLY POTUS, BUT THAT’S HARDLY THE POINT:

MASSIVE RESISTANCE: