EVERYONE’S A BILLIONAIRE:

The Iranian rial hit an all-time low today, 1,810,000 to one U.S. dollar. Six weeks of war with the U.S. and Israel have flooded the open market with demand for foreign currency. Reuters. pic.twitter.com/aU9FwaYiz0

— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) April 29, 2026

Iran is doing so well that it won’t be long before everyone’s a trillionaire.

EVOLUTION KEEPS MAKING CRABS.

MAKE PLUTO GREAT AGAIN: Trump’s NASA Administrator wants to bring back Pluto as a planet in our solar system.

Endorsed!

NEW CIVILITY WATCH: The Dems’ newest phrase in raging at the GOP is to go ‘Kill yourself.’

In almost any other era, the hostile exchange between EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin and Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn.) would have been an instant embarrassment on Capitol Hill.

But at a time when political violence is becoming frighteningly common and widely accepted, DeLauro’s nasty suggestion that Zeldin drink a glass of weed killer marked just another day in the trenches.

Dripping with bitterness, the 83-year-old, purple-haired DeLauro is often an embarrassment to Connecticut and more sober-minded Democrats with her nutty bluster.

She outdid herself Monday, and certainly wasn’t interested in Zeldin’s factual and workmanlike testimony, saying it sounded “like a climate change denier’s manifesto.”

When he countered by citing court rulings in the EPA’s favor, she was ignorant of the cases, but in no mood to learn.

“I don’t have to listen to this BS!” she raged.

Writing later on X, Zeldin said she “apparently believes that when you don’t have anything good to say, you should instruct the person you are debating to kill themself.”

In 1987’s The Closing of the American Mind, Allan Bloom wrote, “We have here the peculiarly American way digesting Continental despair. It is nihilism with a happy ending,” adding that “the new American life-style has become a Disneyland version of the Weimar Republic for the whole family.” That Weimar-style nihilism has taken a far darker turn over the past decade:

This is what happens when Democrats and the media rant and rave nonstop for 10 years about how Republicans are 'literally Hitler' because they disagree with their policies.

This isn't a new phenomenon either, remember Robert Bork! pic.twitter.com/TNz5FPh4c3

— David M. McIntosh (@DavidMMcintosh) April 29, 2026

The establishment left accepting such a dark worldview is what leads to headlines such as this:

"No radical footprint."

You. gotta. be. kidding. me. pic.twitter.com/AxqnkvGbIf

— David F. Pierre, Jr. (@TheMediaReport1) April 28, 2026

KRUISER: Here’s an Idea — Just Let Jimmy Kimmel Continue to Cancel Himself.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Can You Cut the Mold Out of Cheese—or Should You Throw the Whole Thing Out?

CHANGE:

Wheels coming off for Southern Poverty Law Center. pic.twitter.com/DtdUdtZ7NR

— Megan Basham (@megbasham) April 29, 2026

HE’S RIGHT, OF COURSE:

DEI has been counterproductive generally. By forcing people to focus on race, it has unavoidably heightened racism, not dampened it. If DEI were an antidote to racism, there would exist scores of studies providing the evidence. None exists. https://t.co/1onmyfdBnY

— Timur Kuran (@timurkuran) April 29, 2026

BUT THEY WERE FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND THEY WERE HERE TO HELP: ‘Major scandal:’ Feds and Sen. Johnson allege government coverups of COVID origins, vaccine deaths.

CHANGE: Supreme Court Strikes Down Louisiana’s Congressional Map in Major Voting Rights Ruling.

The U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday struck down Louisiana’s congressional map in Louisiana v. Callais, finding that the state’s second majority-Black district violated the Equal Protection Clause.

In the 6-3 decision, Justice Samuel Alito wrote the majority opinion, joined by Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett. The court held that the Voting Rights Act did not require Louisiana to draw a second majority-minority district. Without that requirement, the state had no compelling reason to use race in drawing its lines.

SB8, enacted in 2024, created a District 6 stretching roughly 250 miles from Shreveport through Alexandria and Lafayette to Baton Rouge. Louisiana drew the district after a federal judge in Robinson v. Ardoin found the previous map likely violated Section 2.

Related: Virginia Supreme Court Denies Dem AG’s Attempt To Ram Through Gerrymander Vote Certification.

A BLOW AGAINST RACISM AND DIVISION:

🚨 MASSIVE WIN: Supreme Court just ruled 6-3 that drawing Congressional districts solely based on race is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

Republicans could flip a dozen Democrats seats in the South alone ahead of the midterms. pic.twitter.com/ZXLKxEeWZ1

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 29, 2026

MEMORY HOLED:

CNN: As Democrats brace for a bruising primary in Michigan’s US Senate race, Mallory McMorrow, one of the party’s top contenders, has quietly deleted thousands of old tweets — including posts in which she took jabs at the rural Midwest, lamented ever leaving California, and said…

— Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) April 29, 2026

WOW: Radical Leftist Rep. Barney Frank Calls His Party’s Agenda ‘Beyond Politically Acceptable.

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH:

I WAS LEAKED a confidential Canadian Forces report that reveals a Quebec officer training platoon had 83% permanent residents. The program descended into ethnic infighting between West African factions, "lack of respect" for women and a 48% grad ratehttps://t.co/vcHteNErO3 pic.twitter.com/SwpO3VZaIi

— Cosmin Dzsurdzsa (@cosminDZS) April 28, 2026

BUT IN A GOOD WAY… EVENTUALLY: Air taxis cut hour-long commutes to minutes, riders may be shocked by the price.“‘In terms of the price point, our target is to be competitive with ground transportation over time,’ Joby Aviation’s CEO JoeBen Bevirt told NBC News.”

THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP:

Congress hard at work pic.twitter.com/CdqAZHG0SW

— Chip Roy (@chiproytx) April 29, 2026

IS THAT ALL? IT FEELS LIKE NC DEMS AREN’T EVEN TRYING: North Carolina Elections Board Finds 34,000 Deceased People on Voter Rolls.

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WHOOSH: BREAKING: Supreme Court Drops HUGE Ruling on the Voting Rights Act.

WHAT A JOKE: Iran selected for a vice presidency post at UN’s nuclear non-proliferation confab.

The United States and Iran clashed at the United Nations on Monday over Tehran’s nuclear program and the latter’s selection to be one of dozens of vice presidents at a month-long conference to review the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

The 11th conference to review implementation of the NPT, which came into force in 1970, began on Monday at the United Nations in New York. Different groups nominated 34 conference vice presidents, and the conference chair, Vietnam’s UN ambassador Do Hung Viet, said Iran was picked by “the group of non-aligned and other states.”

Christopher Yeaw, assistant secretary for the US Bureau of Arms Control and Nonproliferation, told the conference that Iran’s selection was an “affront” to the NPT.

The only non-proliferation the Islamic Republic understands is bunker-busters delivered by B-2.

ASK A HARD ONE: Guess Who This Democrat Blames for the Latest Trump Assassination Attempt.

POLITICAL MONEY LAUNDRY: Taxpayer-funded Truman Scholars remains overwhelmingly liberal for 12th year in a row.

TRUTH:

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely.

I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before.

But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow.

I’ve never… pic.twitter.com/CC6IZqrHrl

— Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) April 28, 2026

Exit quote: “Let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.”

LOL, SALON: Salon Mag: ‘Under Trump, It’s Become Acceptable to Hate All Muslims.’

Darwin’s Grip® G7 – Inclined Extension Handle for String Trimmers. #CommissionEarned