CONSTITUENT SERVICE:

WHEN POLITICS ISN’T YOUR RELIGION:

FOR THE UNFORGIVABLE CRIME OF OPPOSITION:

Remember when David French posed as the sensible principled conservative as opposed to Trump’s impulsiveness and irrationality?

Key word: Posed.

OPEN THREAD: Party on.

OLD BLIGHTY’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

DOWNFALL: The Inevitable Hitler Explodes Over the GOP Losing the Midterms Video Has Dropped:

SALON SINGS SWAN SONG: Goodbye from Salon.

We also want to thank our readers. You came to Salon for the journalism, the dialogue, the essays, the criticism, the unexpected discoveries and the sense that there was a place on the internet where ideas mattered. You read, shared, challenged, subscribed, wrote to us and kept coming back. Your engagement made Salon a publication and a community, and it gave our work meaning. We are so grateful for the time you spent with us.

The business realities of independent digital journalism have changed profoundly over the years. After careful consideration, we have reached the difficult decision that our publishing model is no longer sustainable. We know this news will be deeply disappointing to many of you, and we share that sadness.

Perhaps we can still collectivize all the memories, though:

● Hugo Chavez’s economic miracle.

—David Sirota, Salon, March 6, 2013.

● “Let’s nationalize Fox News: Imagining a very different media…Excerpted from ‘Imagine: Living in a Socialist USA.’

—Salon.com, January 18, 2014.

● “Like [the late communist Pete] Seeger and the FDR cargo cult, Salon also harbors turn-the-clock-back fantasies of their own: Last month, the publication called for the nationalization of the news media because it was uncomfortable with the glut of right-leaning news and opinion led by — you guessed it! — Fox News. (Hmmm — I wonder if someone in the FCC read that article?) Now the Website wishes to turn the clock back on the film industry because of a perceived glut of independent films.”

—Easy Riders, Raging Stasists, Ed Driscoll.com, February 22, 2014.

● “Let’s nationalize Amazon and Google: Publicly funded technology built Big Tech. They’re huge and ruthless and define our lives. They’re close to monopolies. Let’s make them public utilities.”

—Salon.com, July 8, 2014.

Exit question:

UPDATE:

And:

MORE:

UPDATE (7:30 PM): Jonathan Levine of the Washington Free Beacon is rounding up some of Salon’s greatest hits over the years, including this brilliant juxtaposition:

POTTY-MOUTH POLITICOS: Democrats started the downward slide into public vulgarity in 2025, according to the Washington Post, and Republicans, led by President Donald Trump, followed right along, and conservative evangelical Christians were almost uniformly silent about it. Might that silence reflect a deep Biblical illiteracy among Christians?

UPDATE: Is this too much to ask: “perhaps it’s time we start insisting upon, as a minimum standard, language from which children need not be protected, transparent and accountable decision-making, and keeping promises made at all levels of American politics and governance.”

VITAMIN B5: Common Nutritional Supplement Shows Surprising Promise Against Psoriasis. “Scientists found that pantethine, a derivative of vitamin B5 commonly used to lower cholesterol, can interfere with metabolic processes that drive inflammation. The findings were supported by experiments in mice and a small clinical trial involving people with psoriasis.” Hope this pans out.

THE ASSASSINATION FAN BASE:

(Classical reference in headline.)

 

LET THAT FREAK FLAG FLY:

AFTER THAT, YOU’D BETTER BOOK A RIDE ON STARSHIP:

It’s a good thing SpaceX has all that Louisiana property under development, because Texas just got bad for business.