LINUS PAULING CALL YOUR OFFICE: Vitamin C levels in blood plasma linked with brain connectivity and volume in older adults.
June 14, 2026
PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:
World Cup fan base fever has taken over the United States https://t.co/vV6FMNJHDg pic.twitter.com/FksfBtF1TA
— California Post (@californiapost) June 14, 2026
Some exceptions do apply:
Sea of red seen in World Cup low fan turnout in Santa Clara https://t.co/cicVgQmcld pic.twitter.com/6qJmrsR3Hm
— California Post (@californiapost) June 13, 2026
We’re Americans, we don’t do soccer, thank you very much: Why America is still immune to the soccer virus.
Sure, there are people in America who like international football. They fall into 4 groups:
Immigrants
Tourists
Americans who hate the USA and vow to leave whenever elections don't go their way, but then puss out and pretend to enjoy soccer as goth cosplay rebellion— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 8, 2026
Closeted gay duded who choose soccer fandom as a beard in case the subject of sports comes up in conversation among other dudes. "I don't follow MLB, I'm more a Bundesliga fan" and whatnothttps://t.co/tzWzK0PW2e
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 8, 2026
The only reason we’re at all interested this year is to see where Freddy from Germany will be dining next in America:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 13, 2026
More on that here: World Cup fans fall in love with American culture, comfort food classics.
In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.
Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and… pic.twitter.com/eQqDlAJdvr
— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) June 13, 2026
“CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE MADE ABOUT ALEX SOROS:”
He does it again. Scott Jennings gets the last word on CNN. 😂👌🏻
JENNINGS: If Elon Musk had never gotten involved in politics, never supported Trump … he’d be getting a ticker tape parade right now.
HINOJOSA: Do you agree that one person should have control in f American… pic.twitter.com/7vl3gJ3nOd
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) June 14, 2026
Perhaps the Oystergruppenführer can bring Peenemünde to Portland, Maine:
listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism
you see how stupid you sound, yes?
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) June 13, 2026
THIS IS HOW THE MOVIE STARTS: Doctors Inject Human Subjects With First Vaccine Designed by AI.
MUSK DERANGEMENT SYNDROME IN ACTION:
Idk why but it’s hard to take Elon haters seriously. pic.twitter.com/69tjWm32Z9
— The Rabbit Hole (@TheRabbitHole) June 14, 2026
It’s curious to complain about being “purposefully pushed apart” and divided, when the purpose of leftism is the increasing atomization and fracturing of culture: We Need to Talk About the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Community.
A FRIEND LOST 12 POUNDS IN A MONTH AFTER STARTING PILATES FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T AFFORD FOOD: Yoga vs. Pilates: What’s the better workout?
CHINA’S COLLAPSING JOB MARKET:
China’s collapsing job market just lost its ultimate safety net as the gig economy completely implodes. In a historic first, authorities in Shenzhen, the powerhouse megacity built on migrant labor, have formally declared the ride-hailing market completely saturated. An absolute… https://t.co/mNzmHRVjzA pic.twitter.com/qhr0sRjEzA
— UnveiledChina (@Unveiled_ChinaX) June 13, 2026
Flashback to November of 2019: How to Conduct Business with Chinese Companies That See a Dark Future.
A SMALL MEASURE OF ACCOUNTABILITY: DOJ Subpoenas Big Banks Over Discriminatory Policies That De-Banked Gun Industry Customers and Others.
IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE:
Saving LA – Phase III pic.twitter.com/9n9wv1tonZ
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) June 12, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 13, 2026
TREAT YOUR SKIN: Anti-Aging Face Moisturizer with Retinol, Collagen & Hyaluronic Acid. #CommissionEarned
IN A NUTSHELL:
Elon Musk does not own a yacht
Gavin Newsom does https://t.co/kFdF2H19eF
— Dux (@DuxVul) June 12, 2026
STAY COOL THIS SUMMER: NORTHYARD Men’s Athletic Running Shorts. #CommissionEarned
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Rice University offers Taylor Swift course analyzing ‘nationalism,’ ‘whiteness,’ and gender.
ANALYSIS: TRUE.
i’m not stuck in line behind Elon Musk at walmart listening to him lose his mind cause he can’t put Zyns on an EBT card. https://t.co/1TT5cVNwvw
— Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 (@philthatremains) June 13, 2026
From the replies: “Elon Musk is not telling me how privileged I am after I make a 60 hour work week to pay for my own groceries and bills.”
OUTSOURCED CENSORSHIP IS STILL CENSORSHIP: The government cannot launder speech suppression through private companies and call it constitutional, which is why FIRE backs the JAWBONE Act.
THE FORMULA:
The formula was never a secret comrade ☭ https://t.co/XbJHyqGet8 pic.twitter.com/PqtjdmaRlL
— Burnie Senders (@BurnieSendersX) June 13, 2026
HIGHER EDUCATION IS A CESSPIT OF HATE: “It’s Amazing That the Heart of Antisemitism in America Lies on Campus.”
HAPPY FLAG DAY: An Ode to Patriotism.
IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS?
New study shows Conservatives are happier than Liberals
“Mental illness is emerging as its own political identity and is most heavily aligned with leftist political ideology and causes” https://t.co/EESc9Uy1K4
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 12, 2026
LIMITED TIME DEAL: Dog Multivitamin Chewable with Glucosamine. #CommissionEarned
STACY MCCAIN: Education and the Tyranny of ‘Equality:’ Do not sacrifice your children to the dogmas of democracy. “Sorry it took me 4,000 words to get down to brass tacks — GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOL! — but thanks for your patience. Sometimes I just need to rant.”
