TESTOSTERONE? OH, WAIT.: Why you wake up feeling stiff—and how to fix it.

POLIMATH DISMANTLES LEFTY PROF AND HIS THREAD CALLING PATRIOT FRONT ‘REPUBLICAN STAFFERS’ IN JUST TWO POSTS:

Patriot Front is a funny organization b/c left-wingers are like "these are the racists you support" & the right-wingers I know are like "go ahead and arrest them all" https://t.co/daogJJhXbB

— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) July 5, 2026

As John Nolte adds, “if these were actual right wingers, the corporate media would have doxxed them by now:”

It’s simple logic…

In the same we know the moon landing was real because of it weren’t, the Russians would’ve said so, if
these were actual right wingers, the corporate media would have doxxed them by now. https://t.co/sXSncdsKDu

— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) July 5, 2026

This black lady must feel extremely safe surrounded by dozens of federal agents https://t.co/CpJ8DlQ5xQ

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 4, 2026

(Also safe? The Reuters photographer who carefully composed the above image.)

Reminder:
Patriot Front were one of many "right-wing" organizations we recrntly learned the Southern Policy Law Center had funded.

You guys can ditch the faggy gimp mask and buy a second outfit now. https://t.co/gsDSQL2hva

— RazörFist (@RazorFist) July 5, 2026

Feds? SPLC? In any case, can their backers spring for a new pair of duds?

SHOCKER:

“If I’m being honest I have a much easier time connecting with baristas, nonprofit workers, grad students…”

Uh, we know. https://t.co/kEez5elKUg

— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) July 3, 2026

FALSE NARRATIVES DON’T ESTABLISH AND ENFORCE THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW:

How do you know Patriot Front is fake?

If they were legit, the media would be in a feeding frenzy to find out who is funding them, there would be endless efforts to infiltrate with hidden cameras to capture compromising and embarrassing conversations, relentless efforts to dox…

— Seattle Extremist (@SeattleIndepen1) July 4, 2026

WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY…:

Which woman was safer on the metro? https://t.co/OIwRtf1yP0 pic.twitter.com/RP1Mpc6B8V

— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) July 4, 2026

Update:

A Black woman sits on the DC Metro surrounded by alleged white nationalists preparing to march on the nation's capital. Nothing happens to her. She is completely safe.

A White woman sits on the Charlotte metro surrounded by other Black passengers. One of them stabs her in the… pic.twitter.com/DsA3eEg7y0

— TMK (@themagaking) July 4, 2026

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TO BE FAIR, IT WAS ALWAYS STUPID:

Yeah, I don’t know that Mamdani is even worth responding to seriously because DSA rhetoric is just an incoherent pastiche of ideological slop that last had real salience more than 50 years ago.

A meta-criticism pointing out that retarded theater kids have commandeered a major… https://t.co/egXJj6mpSI

— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) July 4, 2026

WHEN TRUTH IS “OFFENSIVE.” Massachusetts principal apologizes to Arab students after lesson on Holocaust.

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CULTURE OF HATE: EXCLUSIVE: Those who agree with Charlie Kirk ‘deserve to go out like him,’ anonymous student says.

THAT PUB DIDN’T INVENT THE LIGHT BULB, EITHER:

Yes, but you can’t speak freely in that pub https://t.co/TIuttKzCAD

— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) July 4, 2026

ALAN K. HENDERSON: Musings on the Declaration of Independence. “These ends are summarized as the rights to “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” To the untrained eye the last two may seem synonymous, but they speak of freedom from undue government coercion and freedom of peaceable individual initiative, respectively. The Declaration lists 27 grievances deemed serious enough to warrant the colonists to ‘throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.’ As I see it, they boil down to four basic principles.”

AMERICA AT 250, STILL ARGUING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT MADE IT WORTH CELEBRATING: The fireworks have faded, the confetti is being swept from the floor, and America is back to doing what it has always done best and worst: arguing, loudly, about liberty.

YEP, THAT’S HER:

This you? https://t.co/MZomB0SSNm pic.twitter.com/mxnuALZwtD

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 5, 2026

IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY: Not All Terrorists Are Journalists: Committee to Protect Journalists affirms that media professionals may incite terrorist violence provided it is ‘not likely to have an imminent effect.’

HANNAH KNUDSEN: America 250 Exposed the Democrats: They Want to Rule a Country They Don’t Love.

IT’S A TELL:

The communist always must destroy your history. History is what attaches you to something. Memories make a home. The communist attacks your history to unmoor you from your home, so you won’t fight him when he demolishes it and renovates it in his image. https://t.co/vnoLWIPAYj

— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 4, 2026

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HMM: Fitness influencer banned from flight for attempting to board ‘naked’ amid record-breaking heatwave. Judging by the photo she’s not indecently dressed — this is the kind of athleisure outfit I see at Target or the mall on hot days around here. So what has Lufthansa’s panties in a twist? “The airline stated that passengers must wear clothing ‘appropriate to the character of a public journey’ that does not impair the well-being of fellow travelers from diverse backgrounds, according to reports.”

“Diverse backgrounds.” Probably means Muslims. Now setting wardrobe standards for European airlines.

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. The New Socialists: Elite, Ungrateful, and Toxic as Ever.

WELL, YOU KNOW THE LEFTIST VERSION IS A LIE BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT LEFTISTS DO: Roger Kimball: A Tale of Two Countries: On the 250th anniversary of the Declaration, America’s story is cast as either triumphant inheritance or unfinished grievance, with no neutral ground in between.

THEY DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL OUT COMMUNISTS. THOSE ARE THEIR FRIENDS. Trump’s Mount Rushmore Speech Outrages the Media Like Nothing Since the Days of Reagan.

HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN. SHOULD BE EXILED FROM POLITICS. AND PROBABLY FROM AMERICA.

So Mamdani is now trying to clean up after himself following that horrifically hateful speech he gave. Yet he still cannot help himself. Even on his best behavior, with an army of advisors undoubtedly telling him not to further besmirch America on the Fourth of July, he still… https://t.co/Jmi2qT9CWY

— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) July 4, 2026

AMERICA 250 EXPOSED THE DEMOCRATS: They Want to Rule a Country They Don’t Love.

OH, TO BE IN ENGLAND:

Yes, but you can’t speak freely in that pub https://t.co/TIuttKzCAD

— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) July 4, 2026

Even the lefties at Merriam-Webster had fun in the run-up to today:

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) July 3, 2026

Old Blighty’s clapped out talking points rebutted in style:

Before we even get to that, does your pub's nation even have a navy?

Or free speech. Or a ruling elite that gives a rat's ass about the working class indigenous folk.

I don't think you have, mate. https://t.co/tk2S0eeUKq

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) July 5, 2026

Did your pub ever save Britain?

We did. Shut up and book a dental appointment. https://t.co/QGE9C3SqhA

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) July 5, 2026

And neither is Britain's. More than 1,000 years of nationhood later. https://t.co/eQXdDUs3t5

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) July 5, 2026