THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY GOOD NEWS: U.S. women 40+ now have more babies per capita than teens. “The lines crossed in 2022, and they haven’t come back.”
May 9, 2026
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OLD AND BUSTED: “No Kings.”
The New Hotness?
Doing things illegally and against the Constitution is the only chance Democrats have. https://t.co/7In0oLHlrB
— Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author (@yesnicksearcy) May 9, 2026
Related:
Democrats are rallying around a guy with an SS tattoo on his chest because literally all that matters to them is winning the Senate no matter who they have to support to win it but sure, Republicans are the ones obsessed with power at any price https://t.co/0eyH0fVsoS pic.twitter.com/PomUY7gvmB
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) May 8, 2026
DISPATCHES FROM THE RED/BLUE DIVIDE:
Leftists feel despair because their patronage networks are being dismembered piece by piece. Trump supporters feel despair because they were locked out of career development by DEI racial discrimination and suffered 18 years of decline since 2008. That's what's driving this. https://t.co/7glEYUZ6JW pic.twitter.com/n7D6s5nGWY
— Fugitive Caesar (@ThomBrady5) May 8, 2026
Tweet concludes, “and taking in their cries and lamentations than you are listening to blackpill rightwingers on Twitter who trade in discouragement, drama, and low IQ conspiratorial slop.”
YOUR WEEKEND CAN NOW START: Memes Ahoy!
IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO? Coffee May Protect Against Aging, And Caffeine Isn’t The Main Reason.
PLATNER’S DENTIST? Utah Dentist Thinks Jews “Murder Children” “Eat Foreskins”
SHAMING YOUNG MEN MAKES WOMEN OF ALL AGES HAPPY, THOUGH:
Doubling down on blaming and shaming young men is not the way to go if we truly want to address the challenges our boys and men face today. Watch this great conversation with @RichardvReeves and @ChrisWillx https://t.co/Gx76k8efDU
— Lisa Britton (@LisaBritton) May 9, 2026
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CLOWARD-PIVEN, AND BUST:
Krish Vignarajah here gets paid $700,000 a year to use your money to flood your community with welfare-dependent third worlders. https://t.co/B0ROvH0fER pic.twitter.com/CeZH4kY376
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 8, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
WELL, IF THE UMICH FACULTY SENATE THINKS SO … UMich faculty senate accuses Hegseth of ‘war crimes,’ opposes officer training program.
ANN ALTHOUSE EXPLAINS THINGS: “Here in America, we have a system of state legislatures drawing districts and various parties challenging them in court. That’s what happens and there are winners and losers. The world is not shook. Oh, but their confidence is shook. Yes, Democrats thought they could coast into control of the House and even the Senate. Suddenly, they need to wipe that smugness off their gaunt, unshaven, greasy-skinned, half-crazy-looking, potato-like face. Good! Now, get to work.”
Related:
Virginia was the capital of the Confederacy.
When Republicans ran a black woman for governor last year, Chris's fellow Marxist race-baiters voted for the rich white woman instead. https://t.co/dwbY6w1ECn
— Tweetoleon (@Tweetoleon) May 8, 2026
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE, OLD BLIGHTY EDITION:
Well done to the parents and girls at Connaught school. These ideologically captured “teachers” have no place in the education system, this strike is entirely political. pic.twitter.com/qZ2rN6D4HY
— Alex Armstrong (@Alexarmstrong) May 9, 2026
Tweet continues, “These ‘teachers’ should be ashamed of themselves. Draped in Gaza flags, and flying far-left ‘Stand Up to Racism’ and Unite Union banners outside a school. Keep your politics out of our schools and DO YOUR JOB.”
THE DEMOCRATS AREN’T SENDING THEIR BEST. OR, MORE TROUBLING, MAYBE THEY ARE;
They filed an appeal to a court that clearly lacks jurisdiction and couldn’t even spellcheck beforehand.
Same geniuses that argued the court couldn’t rule before the referendum only to then complain that they wasted $70 million on a referendum that did not count. https://t.co/AJrMTgM5Qf
— AG (@AGHamilton29) May 9, 2026
And is the “Sentator” a graduate of the Quality Learing Center? Or maybe the drafting attorney was …
I DUNNO BUT DAVID FRENCH IS A CAUTIONARY EXAMPLE: Men Without Chests: Why Do Christian Conservatives Find It So Hard to Understand the Importance of Testosterone Decline?
I predict a revival of muscular Christianity.
SCHOOLTEACHERS ARE TOO FULL OF THEMSELVES: In Britain as well as the US.
I can’t believe what I’ve just watched.
Socialist teachers who are striking, right in exam mock periods, are being counter protested by very grown up and sensible teenagers DEMANDING that they be taught back in school.
These “teachers” should be ashamed of themselves. Draped in… pic.twitter.com/4U21JSWmLe
— Alex Armstrong (@Alexarmstrong) May 8, 2026
Give (often barely) midwits some power — even if it’s just over kids — and a sense of importance and they tend to become overweening. Fire them all.
“ANTIZIONISM” IS A PATHOLOGICAL HATE MOVEMENT: Virulently anti-Israel author upsets crazed fans by having a minor character from Israel in her book.
HOW IT STARTED:
How It’s Going:
in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?"
Posted by: Smell the Glove— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 8, 2026
MAKE THEM PAY: Virginia Ruling Leaves Democrats With A Hefty Bill.
WORST THREE-TERM PRESIDENT EVER:
I genuinely did not understand why Republicans hated Obama so much.
I honestly thought it was likely racism by White Republicans.
Now… I get it.
Obama, probably more than anyone else, absolutely wrecked race relations in this country while pretending to be a healer of…
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) May 9, 2026
Tweet concludes, “Obama, probably more than anyone else, absolutely wrecked race relations in this country while pretending to be a healer of them.”
Evergreen:
My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing.
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) November 24, 2014
UPDATE (FROM GLENN): I sometimes feel sad about what a missed opportunity for racial healing Obama was. But then I remember this Spiderman cartoon:
The purpose of a system is what it does. The intention of a politician is what they do.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: Skylight Digital Picture Frame – WiFi Enabled. #CommissionEarned
MILE MARKERS ON THE ROAD TO DETROIT:
Most downtown Seattle businesses are GONE because of leftist rule.
Starbucks
Old Navy
The Loft
And many more GONE.They left because of crime and homelessness & now most of downtown Seattle is VACANT.
How SAD. pic.twitter.com/VjKWP79JmY
— Mila Joy (@Milajoy) May 8, 2026
