April 16, 2026
GET WOKE, GO BROKE APPLIES TO CHURCHES, TOO:
I have been pretty emphatic the last few days in condemning Pope Leo’s foray into American politics.
My detractors are having fun stating that I am doing this out of allegiance to President Trump and that I have chosen Trump over God.
WRONG.
The biggest reason by far why I am…
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) April 16, 2026
WOW:
BREAKING: Lebanese TV displays the flags of Israel and Lebanon.
Truly unprecedented.
Real peace is on the horizon. pic.twitter.com/ef8PpshiVE
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) April 16, 2026
REALLY, ALL I NEED IS A CUP OF DECENT COFFEE WITH MAYBE A LITTLE CREAM: Starbucks’ ChatGPT experiment could quietly reshape how people order coffee.
Starting April 15, users will be able to turn to ChatGPT for help deciding on their next Starbucks order through a new integration with the coffee chain. To activate the feature, users simply tag @starbucks within a chat with the AI agent to trigger the new in-platform beta Starbucks app.
Users will be able to prompt ChatGPT to offer drink order advice based on mood, cravings, or even an image. For instance, a user might prompt ChatGPT with “@starbucks I’m looking for an iced pick me up,” with the LLM then suggesting an Iced Dragon Energy Drink alongside 5 additional options.
“Over the past year, one thing has become clear: customers aren’t always starting with a menu. They’re starting with a feeling,” Paul Riedel, senior vice president, digital & loyalty at Starbucks wrote in a blog post announcement.
A real boon for people who need help with this sort of thing, I suppose.
EPIC FURY: Trump’s Iran Blockade Just Got Bigger.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: Airmoto Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor. #CommissionEarned
REMINDER: THE POINT OF OUR CURRENT ELECTION LAW ISN’T NECESSARILY TO STEAL EVERY ELECTION, BUT TO DISCREDIT THE SYSTEM:
Do no ID, no update of voter rolls, automatic mail-in ballots to everyone, ballot drop-boxes and "ballot harvesting" make our elections more secure or less secure?
And if fraud occurs under such rules, is it identifiable as such?
Perhaps the purpose of the ridiculously… https://t.co/M4J3ai4VcP
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) April 16, 2026
DEVELOPING: Former Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax Fatally Shoots Wife and Himself in Murder-Suicide. “Fairfax served as the lieutenant governor under former Democratic Governor Ralph Northam from 2018 to 2022. While in office, the lieutenant governor was accused of sexually assaulting two women years earlier. He maintained the sexual encounters, one of which took place in 2000 and another in 2004, were consensual. He then launched an unsuccessful bid for Virginia governor in 2021, coming in fourth in the Democratic primary. Prior to his tenure as lieutenant governor, Justin Fairfax served as a federal prosecutor. On top of the sexual assault allegations against Fairfax, the Northam administration was also rocked by the emergence of a yearbook photo from 1984 depicting two men, one in black face and the other in a Ku Klux Klan costume. Northam initially said he was one of the two men but did not specify which. In the days following the scandal, however, Northam said he was not actually in the photo, but did admit to wearing black face for a Michael Jackson dance competition. Northam, however, never resigned.”
UPDATE:
Democrat former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, who called me an "extremist" after I peacefully handed out standard capacity magazines at the Virginia State Capitol Building, has reportedly killed his wife and himself with a gun.
He pushed for "red flag laws" and a ban on… pic.twitter.com/ifv2g1W03h
— Mrgunsngear (@Mrgunsngear) April 16, 2026
Joe Biden demanded Justin Fairfax, who killed his wife and committed suicide after, be elevated to Governor because he had the “moral authority” necessary to lead the state of Virginia. Honest question, did Biden and his tribal council of leaders get anything right? https://t.co/WDohJy8nHG
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 16, 2026
MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE: Vance-led anti-fraud panel shutters 447 hospices in LA. “The figure includes 447 hospices and 23 home health agencies. Collectively, the facilities accounted for roughly $600 million in public funds fraud.”
THE DEMAND FOR HATE CRIMES IN AMERICA FAR EXCEEDS THE SUPPLY: Nearly half of reported U. Iowa hate crimes are scribbles on a whiteboard.
BIDEN FORGOT THEM WHILE THEY WERE STILL GOING ON:
The liberal effort to forget the Biden years is kind of amazing. https://t.co/EAHEMWGVIR
— Tim Carney (@TPCarney) April 16, 2026
GRIFTERS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER: Scandal-plagued former LA mayor to join Harvard faculty.
He’ll fit right in.
THE ENEMY WITHIN:
🚨 UPDATE FROM DEPAUL UNIVERSITY:
Due to relentless exposure and humiliation from American patriots on X, the Students for Justice in Palestine are now BANNED from operating on campus.
Last week, the SJP screamed their brains out during a campus rally for “Palestine,” calling… pic.twitter.com/BiEivn2PBG
— NizNellie3 (@NizNellie3) April 15, 2026
FOR DEMS, A WELL-PROSECUTED CAMPAIGN AGAINST A LONG-STANDING ENEMY IS A CRIME: Dems file 6 impeachment articles against Hegseth. “House Democrats will introduce six articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday accusing him of abuse of power, war crimes and other serious wrongdoing.”
Have no doubt: With a few (very few) notable exceptions like Sen. John Fetterman, Dems chose a side — and it isn’t America.
THEY ONLY REPORTED ON SWALWELL WHEN THEIR DEMOCRAT PARTNERS-IN-CRIME DEEMED IT NECESSARY:
It was an open secret, by your own admission, for years. You guys have armies of investigative reporters.
Yet the mainstream press never published a single story until some Dem operatives spoon fed them opposition research.
Get off your high horse. You protected him. https://t.co/rIq6Y2SXcu
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 16, 2026
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Dems Still Trying to Ditch Stage 5 Clinger Kamala Harris. “All of the above, mixed with the leftist permanent state of aggrievement gives Harris a toxic sense of entitlement. Like Hillary Clinton before her, Harris believes that God, the world, and the American electorate owe her.”
WHY CAN’T WE DO THIS?
UAE executed while many in the west called it impossible. The UAE had no nuclear engineers. No regulator. No nuclear history. In 2009, it decided to build four nuclear reactors anyway.
By 2024, all four were operating. Delivered on time, on budget, and cleaner than almost… pic.twitter.com/tsPgUBkdjT
— James 🌸🏴🇦🇺 (@comical_engr) April 16, 2026
THE ANSWER IS, YOU’VE BEEN AT WAR FOR FOUR-PLUS YEARS WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT BUT 1.3 MILLION CASUALTIES, SANCTIONS, AND A BUSTED SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND: Putin Demands Answers as Russia’s Economy Undershoots Expectations.
President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday demanded explanations from the government and Central Bank over why Russia’s economy is performing worse than expected this year, calling for urgent measures to revive growth in his second public complaint about economic weakness in a month.
According to the Economic Development Ministry, GDP in January and February was 1.8% lower than in the same period last year. The Russian Academy of Sciences’ Institute of Economic Forecasting (INP) estimated a 1.5% year-on-year contraction for the first quarter, while the Central Bank had previously forecast GDP growth of 1.6% over the same period.
The ministry attributed part of the decline to calendar effects, noting that January had two fewer working days and February one fewer than a year earlier. Adjusted for this, GDP was flat year-on-year in January and rose 0.3% in February.
Putin dismissed the explanation as insufficient.
Well, it is insufficient. But since he won’t end the war and keeps silencing his critics, it’s the best answer he’s going to get.
RUPE DEBATE: On Friday, I’ll be at Harvard Law School arguing that disparate impact liability is unconstitutional. We’ll see if I persuade anyone. I understand the event will be live streamed, but I don’t have a link for that yet.
If you’re interested in the subject, here’s a link to the article I wrote about disparate impact liability a few years ago.

If you have time and the inclination, by all means join me (assuming I eventually can get the link for you).
IT’S MY THURSDAY ESSAY FOR VIP SUBSCRIBERS: The Trump Doctrine, Defined. “What is the Trump Doctrine? My columns and essays in recent weeks have poked at it, hinted at it, but I never pulled it all together in one place — and not even President Donald Trump has fully explained it. So let’s do that now while the pieces still fall into place.”
FRAUD ISN’T AN UNFORTUNATE ASPECT OF THE SYSTEM. IT IS THE SYSTEM. THE PURPOSE OF A SYSTEM IS WHAT IT DOES.
Auditors just dropped BOMBSHELLs with @RepTimBurchett on why welfare fraud explodes so often.
Agency bosses alllegedly told workers that checking eligibility "is not that big of a deal" and "low priority." Self-attestation remains the "bane of any auditor."
During the pandemic,… pic.twitter.com/tpwknnWCFX
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) April 15, 2026
THE FALLOUT FROM BIDEN’S BORDER CRISIS CONTINUES:
BREAKING: DHS confirms that the suspect arrested for attempting to rape a woman while she was waiting for a rideshare in Arlington County, VA is a Guatemalan illegal alien who entered the US as a gotaway & has at least 25 prior charges in the county going back to 2020.
Police… pic.twitter.com/6LifOjTG6R
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) April 16, 2026