YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE:
The Atlantic’s far right hit piece scores … with the far right!
(Whenever I see the words “far right” these days, I think, “Oh, you mean normal”) https://t.co/7zNXdzpZqu
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) August 26, 2026
August 26, 2026
Meanwhile in college football: NCAA Conference Issues Big Ruling on NFL Players Rejoining College Football. “College sports have become so chaotic that apparently we now need an explicit rule saying you can’t go to the NFL, sign a professional contract, get cut and then come back to college. The Southeastern Conference (SEC) made that rule official Tuesday.”
The NFL concurs:
Sources: The NFL will provide clarity to clubs later today regarding league rules governing player eligibility that have been in place and remain unaltered. A player that goes back to college this season will be prohibited from signing with an NFL team this year.
A player signed… pic.twitter.com/IvohMZxXX8
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) August 26, 2026
Schefter’s tweet concludes, “A player signed to an NFL contract who is subsequently cut is a free agent. He may sign with another NFL club, the CFL or return to college, but that player is considered a free agent and will not be subject to a future draft.”
Related: Bad News for Democrats — The SF 49ers Owner’s Arrest Video Just Dropped.
LET’S NOT RUSH INTO THINGS: Military trial date set for alleged mastermind of Sept. 11 attacks. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has been held at Guantánamo Bay since 2006. Mohammed “will stand trial starting in June 2028.”
TORONTO SUN APPARENTLY WORKING REUTERS’ SIDE OF THE STREET: Toronto Sun Columnist: New Memo Tells CBC Journalists Not to Refer to 9/11 As a Terrorist Attack.
CBC can't get anymore ridiculous right?
New memo tells CBC journalists not to call 9/11 a terrorist attack.
What do you think of this?https://t.co/qjl1S8zp48— Brian Lilley (@brianlilley) August 26, 2026
As Stephen Jukes, global news editor for Reuters infamously told his contributors after September 11th, “We all know that one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter and that Reuters upholds the principle that we do not use the word terrorist. To be frank, it adds little to call the attack on the World Trade Center a terrorist attack.”
MORE ON VITAMIN C AND COLDS.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: COSLUS ADA Accepted C20 Water Dental Flosser Teeth Pick. #CommissionEarned
NICE SAVE:
Earlier today Ship 40 was successfully recovered from the Indian Ocean at Christmas Island thanks to the help of the Boskalis semi-submersible ship Forte. Soon heading towards Starbase Texas, which will take a few weeks. https://t.co/DuLIgtDNmh
— Avid Space (@LabPadre) August 26, 2026
A floating treasure-trove of data.
TESTED: Tested! The Tesla Model Y Offers Swift 0–60 MPH Speed, but Is It Fun? “The Model Y also has some of the least helpful door handles on the market. No proximity sensor senses your approach and pokes out the thin handle to make entering easier, like the Ioniq 5. Normal door handles may cost a bit in aerodynamic efficiency and don’t look futuristic, but they’re way easier to live with.”
A lot of cars have this problem. Bring back traditional handles.
YOUR OCCASIONAL REMINDER OF JUST HOW BAD WIKIPEDIA IS: Antisemitic vandals target Dolly Parton’s Wikipedia page just hours after her death.
THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT:
"Mental load" is almost entirely wholly voluntary stuff woman do to impress other women.
What the guys did, On Average, btw, was fund 70% of the holiday and drive 6-8 hours to get there. https://t.co/nLjaNObiQo
— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) August 26, 2026
GET ENOUGH MAGNESIUM: BIOptimizers Magnesium Breakthrough Supplement with 500mg. #CommissionEarned
DEFLECTION, PRO-LEVEL:
Warren said 9 million people are in default on their student loans and Dances With Identity Theft wants everybody to believe that Trump officials are the problem with the system? https://t.co/03WDeyWfsS
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 26, 2026
SARAH HOYT’S SHOCKED FACE JUST OPENED ITS OWN LEARING CENTER: Judge in Feeding Our Future case found Ilhan Omar’s relaxed provisions made food program ‘vulnerable to fraud.’
AND THAT’S PUTTING IT NICELY: HHS Official Slams ‘Wolves in White Coats’ Who Transitioned Kids.
A WORTHY CAUSE REQUEST FROM LAUGHING WOLF: HTA, Travel Request. “I hate to ask, but I was just asked to attend Bill’s Celebration Of Life. I don’t have the funds, and it looks like a round-trip airfare and two nights in a hotel. If you can, please do hit the tip jar in the upper right, and anything not used for this goes to my seminary tuition and books. If I can’t go, I can either refund or put it towards seminary tuition and books. Thanks.”
Background here.
CLEAN YOUR MACHINE: Affresh Washing Machine Cleaner. #CommissionEarned
GOOD QUESTION: Why Isn’t The Muslim Brotherhood A Designated Terrorist Organization? “U.S. Muslim Brotherhood authorizes $140M annually to help Muslims take control of American government.”
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers https://t.co/n9qCAxMqI3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 24, 2026
THE GAME IS RIGGED:
Think for a second about this real and common methodology, also often used gor whites and minorities. https://t.co/3jsDXSZ06N
— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) August 26, 2026
NONSENSE, THE ONE IN “JAWS” WAS BIGGER: Atlantic’s largest-recorded adult white shark ‘Contender’ moves into cool Atlantic waters off Canada.
AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE: Reports of Trump’s Waning Influence Have Been Greatly Exaggerated.
21ST CENTURY PROBLEMS: People’s bodies are changing in the age of Ozempic. How are we meant to talk about it?
