WHAT HE SAID:  Change Agent.

THE POSH PREFERS A CHURCH THAT COMFORTS THEM:  The posh plot to stick Mullally in Canterbury.

PRACTICE, DEAR CHILD, PRACTICE:  The climate scaremongers: How can these Oxford ‘scholars’ get so much so wrong?

OBVIOUS TO ME FOR A WHILE:  The reason the Iranian govt is releasing propaganda videos (in English) is because they know the only way they can possibly survive this war is by convincing the American public to apply enough pressure on Trump that he stops it. This should be obvious, but people are dumb.

X-Cancel.

THE PROBLEM IS THEY BECAME MARXISM TRUE BELIEVERS…  Entranced By Theory.

SIGH:  Failed YouTuber Matt Jarbo Takes Swipe at Critical Drinker in a Desperate Bid For Relevance.

NOT UNREASONABLE:  Residency Period For Naturalization In Japan To Double To 10 Years Effective April 1.

I BELIEVE A FELLOW NAMED KIPLING SAID THE SAME A WHILE BACK:  The Laws of Economics Always Win.

ANOTHER NUT:  Megyn Kelly KNOWS Who Pushed Trump Into Iran War .

I’M LIKING RUBIO:  Marco Rubio Schools Journalist on Cuba and Communism.

NOT AS CLEAR CUT AS THE LEFT WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE:  Birthright Citizenship: The Deep Dive.

THE OLD AND THE DUMB:  No bosses.

OPEN THREAD: Have fun!

WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO FLY, SALUTE YOU: Artemis 2 astronauts arrive at Kennedy Space Center ahead of NASA’s historic launch around the moon. I wish them good luck, and Godspeed.

Flashback: NASA’s Artemis moon mission is flirting with disaster.

THIS IS WHAT THE DISPATCH IS LIKE IN 2026:

Come on. https://t.co/H6AvD40jdt

— The Man, The Myth, The Legend (@SixtySecDragon) March 27, 2026

The source denies saying this in thst article. You are pushing misinformation like a useful idiot pic.twitter.com/KUvJak5iID

— Cujo (@cccuuujjjooo) March 27, 2026

Imagine thinking this is a real story. Jesus Jonah.

— J.D. Haltigan, PhD 🏒👨‍💻 (@JDHaltigan) March 27, 2026

WHAT ARE THE DEEP SEVENS UP TO NOW? Scientists Uncover Unexpected Behavior Deep Inside Earth’s Mantle.

READER FAVORITE: BIOptimizers Magnesium Breakthrough Supplement with 500mg. #CommissionEarned

HEALTHSPAN IS IMPORTANT: Rethinking Aging: Why Healthspan Should Be The Goal.

OLD AND BUSTED: John Kerry’s infamous 2004 “global test” presidential debate rhetoric.

The New Hotness? Europe flunks Trump’s test:

It’s genuinely hard to understand why this is so difficult for people to grasp, other than sheer Trump derangement. Trump wasn’t invoking NATO’s legal obligations. He was testing whether European countries that the U.S. has protected for over 80 years would do the bare minimum to… https://t.co/pUUtiPc6vP

— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) March 28, 2026

Tweet continues, Trump “was testing whether European countries that the U.S. has protected for over 80 years would do the bare minimum to help secure global sea lanes, which American taxpayers have also been underwriting for decades at no cost to them. In this case, those sea lanes benefit Europe far more than the U.S. and Europe failed the test.”

Exit question: The Hormuz Hypothesis – What If the U.S. Navy Isn’t in a Hurry to Reopen the Strait?

ELECTRIC ACCELERATION: 2026 Porsche Cayenne Electric First Drive: Physics May Have Met Its Match.

CANDY CRUSH! Thieves make off with 12 tons of KitKat chocolate bars.

Twelve tons of KitKat chocolate bars went missing in ​Europe last week after thieves ‌made off with the truck transporting them, Swiss food giant Nestle  said on ​Saturday.

KitKat, which is made by ​Nestle, said the truck carrying 413,793 ⁠bars of its new range ​set off from central Italy to ​distribute the chocolate throughout Europe, but never reached its scheduled final destination in Poland.

The ​vehicle and the merchandise remain ​unaccounted for.

Though the suspects should be pretty easy to spot:

https://t.co/2ylOhXd3Yq pic.twitter.com/vqDaZa9Qvw

— ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ (@Andr3jH) March 28, 2026

Another movie version proposed here:

“You’ve got ten seconds, go.”
“It’s HEAT by way of Willy Wonka.”
“Here’s $80M, get Chalamet.” https://t.co/KTsZLDmBl5

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 28, 2026

Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned

MAKE THEM PAY: Petrolino Sues New Jersey State Police for Violating 1st and 2nd Amendments.

BIG SPRING DEAL: Beckham Hotel Collection Bed Pillows King Size Set of 2. #CommissionEarned

HOW IT’S DONE:

This is incredible… and how it’s done. https://t.co/Gr1sdXEWix

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) March 28, 2026

To be fair, there are far too many people in L.A. who view Bass paling with Fidel in the Venceremos Brigade as a feature, not a bug.