CONSERVING CONSERVATISM MOST CONSERVATIVELY:

SMART: US Army seeks ‘last mile’ robot for medevac and resupply.

For resupply, the UGV should be able to haul enough cargo to sustain a dismounted rifle platoon and a company headquarters.

“It should be able to transport various classes of supply and operate autonomously across diverse terrains and environments, maintaining reliable communications with supported units,” the Army said.

The UGV should also be easily reconfigured for evacuating casualties. It must be able to transport at least two casualties from the point of injury to a designated collection point — without further harming the wounded, the notice states.

The notice didn’t specify the size nor capacity of the vehicle. However, the Army does want a robot that can function autonomously.

“Last mile” is probably just a convenient phrase, but judging by Russia and Ukraine’s existing capabilities, the Army might want to plan for the last ten miles, at least.

GOOD LORD: Leftists Excited to Begin Cannibalizing the Elderly. “Socialist-communists are always on the lookout for ways to play the many against the few so they can pillage the minority, enriching themselves while throwing crumbs to their useful-idiot foot soldiers. And right now, they are taking aim at senior citizens who saved their pennies so they might enjoy their retirements.”

Anyone resisting this theft will be smeared as greedy.

ABANDONING THE CAUSE INSTEAD WAS NEVER CONSIDERED:

OLD AND BUSTED: Steal This Book. (And more recently, the NPR-approved In Defense of Looting.) 

The New Hotness? Thieves destroy nearly 75 Detroit fire hydrants to steal metal parts, putting lives at risk.

Thieves have destroyed nearly 75 fire hydrants on the west side of Detroit in the last 48 hours, stealing parts and putting lives at risk.

Crews with the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department are racing to repair the broken hydrants along Southfield Road and across the west side after thieves tore through dozens in about two days.

“We think the number is about 75 so far,” DWSD Deputy Director Sam Smalley said.

The thieves are targeting metal nozzles and stems on top of the hydrants, which are worth about $600.

Executive Fire Commissioner Chuck Simms said the vandalism is a serious and unacceptable situation that puts lives at risk.

“No matter how fast we get to a fire, if we don’t have an operable fire hydrant, it takes seconds, sometimes even minutes away from maybe us saving lives,” Simms said.

In 1967, the New York Review of Books published on its cover the instructions for making a Molotov Cocktail. Meanwhile, the theft of fire hydrants in 2026 Detroit sounds like it would be New York Times approved. Good luck putting that Molotov Cocktail out.

Exit quote:

UPDATE:

Tweet concludes, “Like they say about trans, petty theft has always been with us. OK, now go do it in a jurisdiction where they prosecute shoplifting, instead of one where they celebrate it. I mean, if you really want to be cool.”

THAT WOULD BE LOVELY: Can we celebrate America?

History Rocks! calls for Americans to “focus on celebrating all that is good about their country — a contrast to critics who say the study of U.S. history should center discussion of atrocities such as the nearly 250 years of enslaving Black people, and brutality and violence against Native Americans, writes Meckler.

I started school in the McCarthy Era: To the extent we learned history at all, it was the rah-rah America version the video extols. We learned the pledge in first grade. I remember the teacher explaining “allegiance” and “indivisible” to us. We came down hard on “liberty and justice for all.”

But the pendulum has swung toward America-the-horrible. Students who know very little history are eager to condemn their country. The less they know, the more confident their opinions.

None of that is by accident.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Support A Needy Racist — Donate To The SPLC Today (Video).

FRAUD ALL THE WAY DOWN:

More:

Corn, popped.

YOU COULDN’T SELL THIS AS FICTION BECAUSE IT STRAINS CREDULITY TOO HARD:

On the other hand, when you have reporters serving as an arm of Hamas, why not this, too?

21ST CENTURY WARFARE: Crypto scam lures ships into Strait of Hormuz, falsely promising safe passage.

Maybe that explains this incident:

CHANGE? Paxton Up 8 Over Cornyn In Texas Senate Runoff. “Don’t believe the ‘nonpartisan’ tag. TPOR is run by Luke Warford (indeed, his is the only profile under ‘Our Team’ on their website), the losing Democratic Railroad Commission candidate in 2022. That said, looking at the crosstabs, it looks like an actual Republican sample for a Republican runoff.”

COMING SOON: YOUNG JIMMY SAVILE, THE TOP OF THE POPS YEARS! The Michael Jackson biopic ignores half his life.

If you’re planning on making a biopic of a major musical figure, you would be advised not to miss out various rather vital aspects of their life. For instance, Bohemian Rhapsody dealt – if at times obliquely – with Freddie Mercury’s homosexuality and AIDS. The recent Bruce Springsteen film Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere attempted to tackle his mental health difficulties and near-breakdown.

Neither film was perfect, but they were at least made with reasonably good intentions. That is rather more than can be said for Antoine Fuqua’s Michael Jackson biopic Michael, which opens in US cinemas this week and has been greeted with disbelief.

The main objection is that the film refuses to acknowledge that Jackson was a deeply troubled man, who is widely believed to have engaged in acts of child molestation. While he was acquitted after a trial in 2003, the various financial settlements that Jackson paid out to accusers – all the while publicly denying any wrongdoing – suggests a man with a guilty conscience and deeply suspect behavior that he was desperate to hide.

Any halfway honest and representative biopic would have this as a vital part of the story, but Fuqua’s film simply ignores it altogether. According to advance reviews of the picture, Jackson – as played by his nephew Jaafar – was a near-Christlike figure. He suffered at the hands of his brutal father Joe, but went on to become the King of Pop. First alongside his brothers in the Jackson Five and then as the biggest solo star of his time.

More details here: Michael review — risible biopic turns Jacko into a 20th-century Jesus.

The film stops in 1988, which is handy as it avoids all that unfortunate child sex abuse material. Yet anyone who has seen Leaving Neverland will feel the tension between the allegations about abuse in the documentary (specifically relating to Peter Pan memorabilia) and the biopic’s creepy validation of Jackson’s “adorable” obsession with vulnerable lost boys and cute-for-ever kids.

The music scenes nonetheless are quite brilliant and thrilling — Jaafar is an accomplished impressionist. Jackson was a once-in-a-generation genius and his musical legacy is quite safe — his sales spiked by 10 per cent during the Leaving Neverland controversy. In the end he probably deserved more, for better and worse, than this.

So no cameos from Triumph the Comic Insult Dog, I take it:

ANOTHER WAY A NATION COMMITS SUICIDE:

Related (From Ed): Well sure, half of young people won’t fight for England, but think about the half that would: An army of snowflakes. The British Army wants to recruit snowflakes to its ranks. What is it thinking? “Its new PR campaign features posters and TV ads calling on ‘snowflakes’, ‘selfie addicts’, ‘class clowns’, ‘phone zombies’ and ‘me me me millennials’ to sign up. One poster says: ‘Snowflakes – your army needs YOU and your compassion.’”

WARNER BROS DISCOVERY VOTE TO APPROVE $110BN MERGER WITH PARAMOUNT SKYDANCE:

Shareholders of Warner Bros Discovery (WBD) voted “overwhelmingly” to approve the company’s $110bn merger with Paramount Skydance, the parent company of CBS News, on Thursday.

But shareholders voted against generous proposed compensation packages for WBD executives, including a $550m payout to the outgoing chief executive, David Zaslav.

The boards of both WBD and Paramount have already approved the merger, and shareholders were encouraged to approve it as well.

“Today’s stockholder approval is another key milestone toward completing this historic transaction that will deliver exceptional value to our stockholders,” Zaslav said in a statement. “We will continue to work with Paramount to complete the remaining steps in this process that will create a leading, next-generation media and entertainment company.”

A Paramount Skydance spokesperson said: “Shareholder approval marks another important milestone towards completing our acquisition of Warner Bros Discovery, building on our successful equity and debt syndications and progress across regulatory approvals.

“We look forward to closing the transaction in the coming months and realizing the creation of a next-generation media and entertainment company that better serves both the creative community and consumers.”

Jane Fonda hardest hit: Jane Fonda Committee Condemns WBD Merger Shareholder Approval: ‘This Fight Is Far From Over.’

“Today’s decision by Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders to advance a merger with Paramount is a serious setback — for our industry, for the workers who sustain it, for consumers, and for the fundamental democratic values that depend on a diverse and independent media landscape,” a statement read. “But this merger is not a done deal — and this fight is far from over.”

“We’ve seen time and again that sustained pressure works. Efforts to challenge consolidation, from the proposed Tegna-Nexstar Media Group deal to scrutiny of Live Nation Entertainment and Ticketmaster, have demonstrated that coordinated legal, political, and public advocacy can change outcomes, especially when state Attorneys General step in to protect the public interest,” it continued. “We will continue pressing forward on every front.”

“We will keep speaking out for the workers and artists at the heart of this industry, and for the public, which deserves more than an ever-shrinking circle of control over what they see, hear, and read,” the message concluded. “This fight continues. And we fully intend to win.”

“A handful of powerful decision-makers should not be allowed to quietly reshape [a nation’s] media, culture, and creative life without accountability.” Past performance really is no guarantee of future results:

Meanwhile, another famous communist is also curiously against the increasing collectivization of the cinema wing of the leftist propaganda industry: