LOL, INDEED:

Also, “thousands” might be just the tip of the iceberg.

SARAH HOYT’S SHOCKED FACE TOOK XANAX AN HOUR AGO: Mullin warns non-citizen voter registrations in NJ ‘could be much higher.’ “He also revealed that DHS had identified 278,000 non-citizens registered to vote in cooperative states.”

More: It wasn’t a glitch.

Developing…

INDEED:

But whatever you do, don’t be this guy:

The arresting officer, on the other hand, maybe deserves some kind of medal.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: GOP Midterm Theme Should Be ‘Joe McCarthy Was Right.’ “The Democrats can’t tiptoe around their future plans anymore. Thus far, the elders of the party have met the youthful zeal of the young Democratic Socialists of America with timid acquiescence. It’s understandable, shouting people down has been the Dems’ modus operandi for a long time, of course the loudest miscreants among them are prevailing now.”

MUCH OF THE TARGETING IS BEING DONE WITH AI NOW, WHICH MEANS THE PATTERNS MAY BE LESS OBVIOUS AT FIRST GLANCE:

HMM: Democrats raise more money than Republicans in every key Senate race except Iowa.

Fundraising in the second and first quarter shows that Democrats hold a strong campaign finance advantage in all key races, except Iowa, the New York Times reported, citing new campaign finance filings.

The party’s financial picture is complicated by the Maine race, where it had to scramble to find a new nominee following Graham Platner’s exit. Republicans also outperformed Democrats in money raised through main party committees and super PACs.

The largest gap between Democratic and Republican fundraising was seen in the Texas race, where Democratic nominee James Talarico brought in $54.5 million through his campaign committee, compared with $3.9 million that Republican nominee Ken Paxton has raised.

Let’s just say that fundraising isn’t always an accurate gauge of actual support.

Still, maybe Republicans need to get serious about supporting their candidates.

WALTER DURANTY, CALL YOUR OFFICE:

AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME:

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