SAY ANYTHING:

This is the Anaheim PD and LA County Sheriff's Department arresting a car-jacker.

The claim below is quite literally just made up. https://t.co/bvn1KGoqOn

— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) February 1, 2026

The Community Note is brutal.

IT’S TIME TO ABOLISH D.C. HOME RULE: D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser Seen Drinking, Posing for Photos at Mayoral Convention with City on Ice.

Honestly, we should probably abolish the District of Columbia entirely.

DEAL OF THE DAY: Dyson Ball Animal 3 Upright Vacuum, Corded. #CommissionEarned

JOHN LUCAS: To the Individual ICE Agents on the Front Lines, “Thank You for Your Service.” The attacks on Border Patrol and ICE agents copy and expand on the abuse heaped on Vietnam veterans. And we owe them a “thank-you” for their service.

Related: OUT: ICE is stormtroopers for white supremacy.

IN:

Your multiracial working class coalition, sir: https://t.co/UvzLQ3FHEW

— Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry (@pegobry_en) February 1, 2026

SPACE: Musk’s SpaceX applies to launch a million satellites into orbit.

Elon Musk’s SpaceX has applied to launch one million satellites into Earth’s orbit to power artificial intelligence (AI).

The application claims “orbital data centres” are the most cost and energy-efficient way to meet the growing demand for AI computing power.

Traditionally, such centres are large warehouses full of powerful computers that process and store data. Musk’s aerospace firm claims processing needs due to the expanding use of AI are already outpacing “terrestrial capabilities”.

It would increase the number of SpaceX satellites in orbit drastically. Its existing Starlink network of nearly 10,000 satellites has already been accused of creating congestion in space, which Musk denies.

The new network could comprise up to one million solar-powered satellites, according to the application filed on Friday with the US Federal Communications Commission – which does not specify a timeline for the plan.

SpaceX claims the system would deliver the computer capacity required to serve “billions of users globally”.

I’m trying to imagine the earthbound infrastructure to make that happen.

ODDLY CHARMING:  Climber and Goddess. Very literally on high.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE (CONT’D): Fla. woman charged with posing as teen to molest 5 middle-school-age boys is ‘the real victim,’ dad claims. “Since then, Zinger has remained in jail without bail on felony charges of lewd or lascivious battery, lewd or lascivious molestation, possession of child pornography, in-state transmission of child pornography by an electronic device and sexual cyber harassment.”

THE WALL OF DENIAL IS CRUMBLING ALL OVER:

Michigan election fraud claims explode as poll workers testify they were threatened, blocked from challenging ballots, and shut out of rooms while disputed votes were processed.pic.twitter.com/xPEgXnD1tC

— Brandon Straka #WalkAway (@BrandonStraka) February 1, 2026

PUT THIS IN THE ELLIPSIS HALL OF FAME:

Did he just yada yada freedom of religion? https://t.co/k1uz78RUwb

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) January 31, 2026

Yes. He actually yada-yadaed freedom of religion.

MOVE FAST AND BREAK CITIES: ‘Midtermunition’: Mamdani Is Already Trashing New York to Third-World Status. “Both Spanberger and Mamdani ran on the promise to make life more affordable for their voters. Within a month of moving into their new digs both are working to slam their voters with massive new taxation.”

ANALYSIS: TRUE. GOP can’t go soft on immigration with midterms looming — it’s why voters picked Trump.

LIKE ALL INSTITUTION RUN BY DEMOCRAT, MAINTENANCE HAD BEEN SKIMPED:  Trump announces two-year closure of Trump Kennedy Center for major renovations.

THE MARGIN IS CLOSE AND DEMS IMAGINE THEY PAY NO PRICE FOR THEIR EXTREMISM:  Mike Johnson ‘confident’ gov’t shutdown will end Tuesday – as he shoots down Dem demands.

KEIR WAS IMPRESSED BY CZECHOSLAVAKIA DURING A “EDUCATIONAL” TRIP IN 1986:  Project Starmer: The making of a Marxist stooge.

ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE:  Beware, we at TCW are a ‘far right terror threat’.

HAMASS ARE NEOLITHIC SAVAGES:  Kidnapped, stabbed, shot, entombed – Hamas captives’ horrific ordeal.

NEWS YOU WON’T SEE IN THE MSM DEPT.:  Homeland Security Sees Record Number of Applicants.

INSTEAD OF PROVIDING ROOM & BOARD FOR 4 YEARS WHY NOT DEPORT HIM WITH THE SENTENCE SUSPENDED SO LONG AS HE STAYS THE F— OUT OF THE US?  23-Year-Old Illegal Immigrant Gets 4 Years for Firebomb Attack Amid Anti-Immigration Enforcement Riot.

A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:  Kamala Harris Is Still Destroying the Democrat Party’s Election Hopes.

WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY LIVING IN A  COMIC BOOK:  California Mayoral Candidate Calls on City’s 55 Gang Leaders to Help Expel ICE.

I WOULD FEEL MORE COMFORTED BY THIS IF HE DIDN’T VOTE WITH THE LEFT 99% OF THE TIME:  Fetterman Breaks With Democrats on ICE, Slams Nazi Rhetoric.

And weren’t eyeing a presidential bid.

A HORRIFYING TALE:  From Minneapolis to “Somaliapolis”: How Incentives Reshaped a City. A Case Study in Welfare, Incentives, and Parallel Society.

THESE PEOPLE NEED TREATMENT NOT GRANTS:  Academobabble Overdrive. Just when you think it can’t get any crazier, guess what. . .

THIS WAS ALWAYS APPARENT IN THE FIELD AS IT WERE:  A Generation Got Told Their Brains Were Defective. The Research Just Said “Our Bad.”  ADHD Research Finally Found Strengths in ADHD. The Kids They Told Were Broken Are in Their 40s Now, But Sure.

OBJECTION! I DON’T THINK SATANISTS HAVE SAINTS:  A new homily from Saint Hillary.