IT WAS BETTER BEFORE BENCH SEATS WENT OUT, THOUGH YOU’D BE SURPRISED WHAT YOU CAN DO IN A 1969 VW BEETLE: America’s Love Affair with Sex in Cars.
July 4, 2026
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB: Native Americans corralled Spanish horses decades before Europeans arrived.
There’s just one problem here:
The second paragraph devours the headline like a snake eating its tail. https://t.co/TuwgtQC8ho pic.twitter.com/N7tpOvoyAp
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) July 4, 2026
Perhaps a geographical issue:
Finally, scientific backing to my long held belief that the Spanish aren’t real Europeans https://t.co/6tnsHxewoD
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) July 4, 2026
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
IT’S A SOUTHERN POVERTY SESQUICENTENNIAL!
Happy 4th of July, SPLC. https://t.co/PMavUzov8f
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 4, 2026
When Reuters sent out their photographer to shoot this clearly staged photo, couldn’t they have also dispatched a reporter to write up a story as well?
I’m not gonna speculate as to who these guys are, although the fact that some intrepid journalist hasn’t tracked that down by this point leaves certain implications
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) July 4, 2026
Exit quote:
Can’t wait to find out which left wing NGO is footing the bill for this nonsense. https://t.co/2UDJcJgfs2
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) July 4, 2026
Do the Patriot Front guys do anything besides marching around in suspiciously clean khakis, masks and baseball caps? Is there any burning, looting, statue toppling or podium stealing? They seem very much like the Monty Python sketch about would-be bank robbers afraid of breaking the law:
UPDATE:
I just think it’s funny that the “Patriot Front” jabroneys are too embarrassed to show their faces carrying the American flag. Not very patriotic.
Likewise, it’s funny that people who call themselves American patriots carry flags for a cause that sought to destroy America.… https://t.co/2g83ipuK2I
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) July 4, 2026
CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: Gun Owners Have Even More Than Usual to Celebrate This Independence Day.
SPECIAL FOR TODAY: ‘We Hold These Truths to Be Self-Evident’
GREAT VACUUM: Dyson V8™ Cordless Vacuum. #CommissionEarned We have one of these and it works well.
OLD AND BUSTED: Moscow on the Hudson.
The New Coldness? Siberia at Gracie Mansion!
Turns out like all communists, Zohran lies and demands the people sacrifice while he is blasting the A/C in his office
Via @nypost https://t.co/Ek3bR6Wmom pic.twitter.com/z8facfY84H
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) July 3, 2026
WELL, THAT’S A RELIEF: Taylor Swift was right about sourdough bread.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 3, 2026
QUESTION ASKED:
“The U.S. Air Force is playing Guns N’ Roses at Mt. Rushmore on the eve of #America250 , and you’re blackpilling???” pic.twitter.com/JFWfkvWNgm
— Dillon I. Ivy 🇺🇸 (@DillonIIvy1) July 4, 2026
That’s great, but it’s not as great as Steve Gadd, who went on to play with just about everybody, playing drums in 1970 in the US Army band to provide the backbone of a surprisingly funky “Cissy Strut:”
THE LIE’S NAME IS HOWARD ZINN: 1976 and the Lie That Broke Our National Unity.
Related:
Compare Calvin Coolidge on America’s 150th anniversary:
“It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and new experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore… https://t.co/yTbh1DK6jm
— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) July 3, 2026
KEEP YOUR DISHWASHER CLEAN: Affresh Dishwasher Cleaner. #CommissionEarned We use this and it works well!
GOOD: Civics education expands ahead of America’s 250th anniversary.
I’m on the board of UT’s Institute of American Civics at the Baker School, which among other things has been pushing out course content to high schools across the state.
WELL, NO, BUT WHAT THE HELL: Need Another Reason to Loathe Michelle Obama?
ANALYSIS: TRUE.
Communism isn't popular. Never has been.
Hence all Communist revolutions are spearheaded by a small number of academic elites, while the underlings—the ones who invariably perish in such a revolt—must be manipulated into participating with some other pet issue. https://t.co/dkGniT3Q1u
— RazörFist (@RazorFist) July 4, 2026
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Virginia, Ohio explore three-year bachelor’s degrees amid debate over college costs.
This has more implications than just lowering tuition. With fewer “general ed” requirements, humanities courses will lose demand, which means losing funding and faculty slots.
THIS ISN’T JUST A BURN, IT’S DEEP-FRYING THE HUFFPO:
A special Happy 4th of July shout out to the patriots at @JimmysSeafood who expanded their business this year by telling anti-American trash to go fuck themselves.
This was one of my favorite X moments ever… 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/IoYZ2ElJZQ
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) July 4, 2026
HISTORY!
Ben Franklin didn’t plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances
— Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 (@ING2Firebrand) July 4, 2024
ALL OF THESE ORGANIZATIONS TURN OUT TO BE LEFTIST FRONT GROUPS: Committee to Protect Journalists in Turmoil After 17-1 Vote Upholding Tangled Definition of ‘Journalist’ for Gaza List: Fox News Is Sole ’No’ Vote.
Farragut, Tennessee. Happy Fourth of July!
STAY STRONG: Toniiq Liposomal NAD+ and Resveratrol Supplement. #CommissionEarned
