CLOWN SHOW: Ohio Democratic Congressional Candidate Arrested For Attempting to Swallow Crack Cocaine, Slapping Stranger at Baseball Game.

MAKE THEM PAY: Legal Fight Escalates Over Leftist Billionaire’s Funding of E. Jean Carroll’s Lawsuit Against Trump.

LIGHTNING DEAL: 4-in-1 Laser Level with Line Laser, Drill Dust Collector. #CommissionEarned

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Gravitics Wins Lockheed Martin Deal to Build Three Orbital Carriers for Golden Dome.

The spacecraft, described as orbital carriers, are platforms designed to support space-based missile defense operations. Golden Dome has been discussed largely in policy terms, and the contract signals the program is moving into the hardware phase.

Gravitics will build three orbital carriers under the arrangement. The work falls under the Golden Dome space-based missile defense program, and the platforms are intended to support demonstrations of missile defense technologies in orbit. Gravitics is a startup rather than a traditional prime contractor.

Broader Golden Dome industrial activity was visible this week. A Space Force general and U.S. Senator Jim Banks visited L3Harris to review Golden Dome work separately from the Gravitics selection, indicating activity across multiple companies tied to the program.

This is almost 22nd Century stuff.

TRUE: Leftists Will Never Self-Reflect, And They Will Never Apologize For The Horrors They Inflict.

THE SECOND-ORDER EFFECTS ARE OUTSTANDING:

Canada is enticing academics to leave the US due to Trump’s crackdowns on research funding for topics like climate, equity, and gender studies. pic.twitter.com/6hoaA1j90S

— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) August 31, 2026

MARK JUDGE: It’s Here! Officially Announcing the 2026 Anti-Communist Film Festival.

OF COURSE HE DOES: Joel Kotkin: Carney aligns with the anti-free speech China and EU. Horrible leaders who are screwing over their people usually don’t want their people talking about it.

SCOTT PINSKER: JD Vance and the Jews: The Political Fallout From the Vegas Sit-Down Heard Round the World.

RULE OF LAW:

Remember for reasons that have never quite been explained Donald Trump can win an election, but doesn’t have a right to do the things the president does, again because reasons. https://t.co/SCcCQRNIvM

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 1, 2026

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:

There's a lot of truth in here, as you'd expect from @asymmetricinfo, but there is one more layer: for 30 years, we have allowed only ONE real lender for college tuition, with zero under-writing & ample political pressure to waive even principal payments. Monopoly lending helped… https://t.co/pyS6UyfeUq

— Brad Todd (@BradOnMessage) September 1, 2026

I’VE SEEN MORE COMFORTABLE GUESTS OF HONOR IN HOSTAGE VIDEOS: The Body Language of This Black Pastor at an El-Sayed Presser Says It All.

ALL I CAN SAY IS IT’S JUSTIFIED:  Markwayne Mullin says DHS rolling out border biometric scans ‘as fast as we can’ after massive underreporting of foreigners’ rap sheets.

GOOD:  ICE nabs over 2K illegal migrants across NY in ‘Operation Rotten Apple’ — including child rapists, killers.

ALAS, CONNECTICUT:  Illegal aliens are stripping Connecticut beaches clean of crabs and clams, but woke officials are ignoring it.

THEY TRIED TO BREAK YOUNGER SON, WHO WAS READING FINE, TO MAKE HIM “GUESS” THE WORDS:  “So you hate pancakes?”/ “No, did you read the words I actually wrote? Why are you guessing totally separate and distinct sentences rather than just reading what I wrote?” Is it possible the answer is “Because I was systematically taught to do that?”

BLAMING THE HUSBAND IS VILE:  This is incredibly important information. Thank you to the reporter and hidden gem for posting. This blows up the narrative circulating about the husband being complacent.

THEY WANT QUESTIONS FROM EVERYONE, EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE:  In Defense of Bad Faith. “Ask a Trans Person Anything” did not mean Mia Hughes.

TURNING THE LIGHTS ON AND SEEING COCKROACHES SCATTER:  The militant far-left has spent years hiding in plain sight on http://Noblogs.org — the anonymous blog network that quietly powers antifa, anarchist, squat, and “solidarity” cells around the world. So on my own time, for free, I scraped the whole thing. Because I kick commie *** for fun and need no government funding or sanction for it.

UM:  India, “coasting on inertia”?

BECAUSE THE SCIENCE IS TOTES SETTLED:  The unerring predictions of climate doom.

ONCE MORE UNTO THE MEME, DEAR FRIENDS:

Turns out all we need to do to win the Canada war is memeTF out of them.

(It’s like drones. A total battlespace gamechanger. Only even cheaper.) https://t.co/6r1leTa2kk

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) September 2, 2026

UPDATE:

https://t.co/dRuKmlHKfx pic.twitter.com/3xcCEA7ion

— John Ringo SF Author (@Jringo1508) September 2, 2026

ANOTHER UPDATE: And Eric S. Raymond is doing just that:

ROFL.

Accurate translation of Carney: "WAAH! They hurt my tender widdle feewings!"

This is pussification and ineptitude almost beyond comprehension. https://t.co/wcCExSIOlj

— Eric S. Raymond (@esrtweet) September 2, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Tuesday’s groovy.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

NFL Fans Excited For Start Of Taylor Swift Season https://t.co/y0XAk0wqK0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026

Almost as much as they’re excited about this recent development in Roger Goodell’s NFL: Map Shows NFL Teams With Male Cheerleaders Amid Online Scrutiny.

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders. pic.twitter.com/N4sytTBFzq

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 31, 2026

In accordance with the prophecy:

Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League https://t.co/jMGzX28YrA pic.twitter.com/RiD0aGJe7v

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 18, 2025

Speaking of the Cowboys, the ghost of Tex Schramm weeps, wonders where it all went wrong for his beloved league.

UPDATE:

Tim Walz To Head Up Vikings Cheerleader Squad https://t.co/VmqgAg7zkx

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026

HMM: Scientists discover massive ‘thermal anomaly’ beneath the surface of Mars.