CHANGE:

All the Jews who have been driven out of places like Columbia have been going to places like Vanderbilt.

As universities like Columbia have changed their values over the last 15 years, their student quality has declined.

Hopefully institutional reputations will catch up. https://t.co/BROunwwBoc

— Daniel Friedman (@DanFriedman81) April 3, 2026

CHARMING:  ID10T Errors. In which Donnal the apprentice wizard helps with tech support.

YOU NEED THIS. NO. I MEAN, YOU REALLY NEED THIS:  Geronimo for Hope!

IT SURE SEEMS LIKE:  America’s first foreign war on “the shores of Tripoli” has apparently never ended.

DON’T GET COCKY, THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’LL VOTE REPUBLICAN:  New CNN Poll: Even Democrats Are Done With Democrats.

WE KNOW THEY DON’T BELIEVE THERE IS ANY RISK IN DISRESPECTING THIS PRESIDENT (UNLIKE WITH HITLER, STALIN OR WILSON):  ‘The View’ Panel Thinks It’s Reckless to Do What in Trump’s America?

OH, LOOK, IT’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  Dem fundraising giant ActBlue rocked by allegations it misled Congress about foreign donations.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:   Parents of MacDill bomb suspects are illegal immigrants, DHS warns of birthright citizenship dangers. Trump administration argues the case underscores national security risks as birthright citizenship heads to Supreme Court.

NOT PEACEFUL. ON THE OTHER SIDE:  France Joins China, Russia in Blocking Gulf Nations’ Bid to Use Force to Open Strait of Hormuz.

TO BE FAIR PEOPLE WHO DON’T SPOT THE FAWNING AND THE FAKERY  ARE AT RISK FOR SO MANY OTHER PSYCHOSIS:  Chatbot-Linked Psychosis and Delusional Spiraling.

APRIL FOOLS? TELL ME IT’S APRIL FOOLS!  Rep. Tim Burchett chose NOT to refute Matt Gaetz’s comment about a military alien-human breeding program, then said “the people that know are dying”.

WHAT HE SAID:  If you are a non-elected member of the US federal government (i.e., civilian GS employee, career SES, contractor, military) and you are “resisting” or “slow-rolling” lawful initiatives of the Trump Administration, let me tell you what you are actually doing.

X-Cancel.

THE TURTLE MOVES!  US ICE detains Islamic Society of Milwaukee President Salah Sarsour.

ME NEITHER:  I Did Not Have ‘Everest Guides Poisoning Climbers’ on My Bingo Card.

YEP:  They should be terrified, they’ve given people damn good reason to drop a dime on them.

A DIFFERENT KIND OF:  Bleeding Heart.

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

THIS IS MORE LIKE THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS PROMISED: Elon Musk’s SpaceX set to be worth $1 trillion with planned public listing.

IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN DEMOCRATS AND LEFTISTS DO IT:

Wait. Wait. Wait.

I thought everyone knew about the chaplain corps move. Based on my DMs, maybe not.

Navy Chaplains assigned to the Marine Corps were resistant to the cultural revolution happening across the force.

So… Admiral Gilday, the avowed defender of Ibram X. Kendi,… https://t.co/mvWWapY5d3 pic.twitter.com/d7AKs8TPyy

— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) April 3, 2026

THE NATIONAL GOP APPARATUS REMAINS PRETTY USELESS.

Attention: @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @StephenM @JDVance
The RNC is MIA.
Do something quick! https://t.co/LDXzMkM2BN

— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) April 3, 2026

It’s like they don’t really care.

FASTER, PLEASE: Breakthrough Alzheimer’s Drug Rewires the Brain Instead of Just Clearing Plaques.

HMM: US Cardiologists Have Just Published New Guidelines For Managing Cholesterol.

SOCIALISM IN ONE LESSON:

🇪🇸🇪🇺 Spain passes Romania and becomes the EU country with the highest risk of child poverty. pic.twitter.com/YxDpbfdJnU

— Azat (@AzatAlsalim) April 3, 2026

HISTORY LESSON:

Islam did not exist during the time of Cyrus the Great.

The Islamic Republic are followers of Muhammad, not Cyrus.

The Cyrus Cylinder preaches ancient Persian and Zoroastrian values like religious tolerance and human rights, not Islamist ideology.

Do not let these Regimists… https://t.co/rVdq8POhFU

— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) April 3, 2026

HMM: NTSB Takes Aim at Level 2 Semi-Autonomous Driving Systems After Fatal Crashes Involving Ford BlueCruise. An over-reliance on semi-autonomous software is making drivers complacent, NTSB chairwoman Jennifer Homendy said.

My last car had semi-autonomous mode and the only time I had a problem was on the Interstate in Chattanooga when I came over a hill and there was dead-stopped traffic in both lanes ahead of me. The system couldn’t see cars that weren’t moving against the background, so it didn’t stop. I waited a second to see if it would and then had to brake pretty hard. If I hadn’t been paying attention, I would have rear-ended someone. I assume the separate electronic-crumple-zone braking would have kicked in before a collision but didn’t give it a chance.

My new car doesn’t have as many bells and whistles, and I don’t really miss them. But long drives were less tiring with the semi-autonomy.