MY LATEST SUBSTACK: The Gathering Storm.
May 9, 2026
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BHO, THE ANTI-WASHINGTON:
Weird. Weirder every time I look at it.
He knows he's not president, right?
It's interesting. You look at everything Washington did. Knowing he was setting precedents as a general and then as president.
He demanded respect for the office, but was self-effacing. He put the… https://t.co/icQPpoKOJ6
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) May 9, 2026
UPDATE:
Barack Hussein Obama is the first President in over 100 years to stay in Washington, DC after his term was up.
Malia graduated high school in 2016.
Sasha graduated high school in 2019.
He’s still there.
Now why do you think that was?
— C3 (@C_3C_3) May 9, 2026
MORE:
Yes, Team Obama is out in force to save Iran from Trump. Remember: Iran deal echo chamber (2011-16)-> Russiagate (2016-20) -> save Iran echo chamber (June '25 – present). Same people and institutions, charged since Russiagate to fight Trump policy. https://t.co/JbIEMKSZWO
— Lee Smith (@LeeSmithDC) May 9, 2026
YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS, L.A.:
The progressive project is probably terrified of the prospect of someone like Pratt getting elected.
It would quickly be obvious so many problems could be solved by enforcing existing laws — and voters would realize what was done to them was intentional. https://t.co/3pCYptag1n
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) May 9, 2026
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Three-Dot Sights Suck and This is Why . . .
WHEN THEY TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM:
Doing things illegally and against the Constitution is the only chance Democrats have. https://t.co/7In0oLHlrB
— Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author (@yesnicksearcy) May 9, 2026
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CHANGE:
Leftists feel despair because their patronage networks are being dismembered piece by piece. Trump supporters feel despair because they were locked out of career development by DEI racial discrimination and suffered 18 years of decline since 2008. That's what's driving this. https://t.co/7glEYUZ6JW pic.twitter.com/n7D6s5nGWY
— Fugitive Caesar (@ThomBrady5) May 8, 2026
Peaceful change, too, unlike what we’ve seen from some lefty groups.
OUT ON A LIMB: “An enlightened society would not say that your skin color is an immutable characteristic as an indicator of your political persuasion.”
Donna Brazile on Redistricting: “Texas 25 Republicans, 13 [Democrats] in a state that is majority minority.”
Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX): “Why does skin color automatically impose political beliefs?”
Donna Brazile: “Because race has always been identified as a political… pic.twitter.com/b70Wlhjhpn
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) May 9, 2026
Related:
My father, Jim Brown, helped broker the 1992 Watts Truce between leaders of the Los Angeles Crips & Bloods — a meeting that took place at our home. So when people say he couldn’t represent Black people at the highest level with the @POTUS that’s laughable. pic.twitter.com/wcQEt8gHdk
— Kimberly Brown (@kimbrownnfl32) May 8, 2026
CHRISTIAN TOTO: Goodbye, Stephen Colbert – ‘The Vax Scene’ Cringe-fest.
Stephen Colbert’s “The Late Show” exits stage far Left on May 21.
Good riddance.
It’s not kind to celebrate a show’s demise, especially since it means the people working on it will be looking for work along with its host.
“The Late Show” has been a drag on the culture for some time, and its demise is a net positive. Colbert and company have spread many false narratives, dividing the country in the process.
That’s why we’re starting a new series featuring the worst “Late Show” moments over the years.
● Cringe interviews
● Shameful sketches
● Political buttocks smooching of the first order
Read the whole thing, but Colbert’s 2015 love fest with Trump is fascinating considering the subtext behind it:
Ready to have your mind blown?
September, 2015. Trump was on the Colbert show.
Trump: "I'm liking him a lot."
Colbert: "I'm liking you too. I'm liking you too."
Colbert didn't start his decade long, rabid, all-consuming hatred for Trump until early 2016. pic.twitter.com/p8YcIeJbJ7
— MAZE (@mazemoore) May 8, 2026
Flashback:
[to take Jeb Bush] down, Clinton’s team drew up a plan to pump Trump up. Shortly after her kickoff, top aides organized a strategy call, whose agenda included a memo to the Democratic National Committee: “This memo is intended to outline the strategy and goals a potential Hillary Clinton presidential campaign would have regarding the 2016 Republican presidential field,” it read.
“The variety of candidates is a positive here, and many of the lesser known can serve as a cudgel to move the more established candidates further to the right. In this scenario, we don’t want to marginalize the more extreme candidates, but make them more ‘Pied Piper’ candidates who actually represent the mainstream of the Republican Party,” read the memo.
“Pied Piper candidates include, but aren’t limited to:
• Ted Cruz
• Donald Trump
• Ben Carson
We need to be elevating the Pied Piper candidates so that they are leaders of the pack and tell the press to [take] them seriously.”
—“They Always Wanted Trump,” the Politico, November 7th, 2016.
THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY GOOD NEWS: U.S. women 40+ now have more babies per capita than teens. “The lines crossed in 2022, and they haven’t come back.”
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OLD AND BUSTED: “No Kings.”
The New Hotness?
Doing things illegally and against the Constitution is the only chance Democrats have. https://t.co/7In0oLHlrB
— Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author (@yesnicksearcy) May 9, 2026
Related:
Democrats are rallying around a guy with an SS tattoo on his chest because literally all that matters to them is winning the Senate no matter who they have to support to win it but sure, Republicans are the ones obsessed with power at any price https://t.co/0eyH0fVsoS pic.twitter.com/PomUY7gvmB
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) May 8, 2026
DISPATCHES FROM THE RED/BLUE DIVIDE:
Leftists feel despair because their patronage networks are being dismembered piece by piece. Trump supporters feel despair because they were locked out of career development by DEI racial discrimination and suffered 18 years of decline since 2008. That's what's driving this. https://t.co/7glEYUZ6JW pic.twitter.com/n7D6s5nGWY
— Fugitive Caesar (@ThomBrady5) May 8, 2026
Tweet concludes, “and taking in their cries and lamentations than you are listening to blackpill rightwingers on Twitter who trade in discouragement, drama, and low IQ conspiratorial slop.”
YOUR WEEKEND CAN NOW START: Memes Ahoy!
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SHAMING YOUNG MEN MAKES WOMEN OF ALL AGES HAPPY, THOUGH:
Doubling down on blaming and shaming young men is not the way to go if we truly want to address the challenges our boys and men face today. Watch this great conversation with @RichardvReeves and @ChrisWillx https://t.co/Gx76k8efDU
— Lisa Britton (@LisaBritton) May 9, 2026
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CLOWARD-PIVEN, AND BUST:
Krish Vignarajah here gets paid $700,000 a year to use your money to flood your community with welfare-dependent third worlders. https://t.co/B0ROvH0fER pic.twitter.com/CeZH4kY376
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 8, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
WELL, IF THE UMICH FACULTY SENATE THINKS SO … UMich faculty senate accuses Hegseth of ‘war crimes,’ opposes officer training program.
