WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT:

Don't worry Alaskans, it's totally normal for a guy running for the US Senate to; not actively campaign, raise only $35K and give most of it to his campaign lawyers, and then when questioned about his authenticity, he flees his home and refuses interviews with anyone.

— John Reese – Person of Interest (@Rickisback_ON_X) October 31, 2026

THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE HERO AT THE OREGON SCHOOL SHOOTING:  Teacher Cassidy Schultz was wrestling with the shooter as Kalub Giamanco arrived and put an end to things.  Bless them both.

KEEP YOUR TEETH CLEAN: Waterpik Sonic-Fusion Flossing Electric Toothbrush Water Flosser, White. #CommissionEarned

GREAT MOMENTS IN OIKOPHOBIA:

If you listen carefully it’s a misplaced anger at his own parents for not making him feel worthy that turned into raging jealousy of other children who had parents that lifted them up and poured into them. He’s projected all of that onto white people. He needs to mend his heart… https://t.co/EmeMPElXj5

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) October 31, 2026

Flashback: Easy Riders, Raging Oedipal Resentment.

UPDATE: Pete Hegseth’s Dad Leveled El-Sayed, Then Came the Clips That Finished Him Off.

MORE:

I'm just saying it's wild that Abdul El-Sayed's very last message this campaign season was “My parents didn't love me.”

— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) October 31, 2026

(Bumped.)

AS FORETOLD BY THE PROPHETS: Paxton slips past Talarico in latest poll as Senate race enters final days.

“Mysteriously tightening polls” is the new “strange new respect.”

NORMALIZING THEFT…:

All the stuff that 20 years ago they would have said was evidence of electoral malfeasance if it happened in another country is now ‘normal.’ One of the most important roles of the media is to abet our political devolution. https://t.co/fdVIbubQRP

— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) November 1, 2026

…and excusing it in advance.

More:

It's the magic of mail-in ballots. Forged ballots are matched to people who didn't vote who are on the voter rolls. It's done late at night/early morning. This is why they want garbage voter rolls and will resist all efforts to clean them up. https://t.co/pSjKyRFQew

— Nathan Hansen (@nathanmhansen) November 1, 2026

FEDERALLY BACKED STUDENT LOANS PAY FOR THIS? U. Florida offers class on ‘werewolf romance’ and ‘Mexican-American vampires.’

“The English Language and Literature majors at the University of Florida (UF) are predicted to have a negative ROI of approximately $132,000 post-graduation (assuming on-time graduation),” she said.

“Because UF is a public institution supported by significant taxpayer dollars,” Doan said, “it is also reasonable for policymakers and taxpayers to ask whether academic programs are producing positive educational and economic outcomes for students.”

She said the classes are more focused on a “niche topic,” Doan said, instead of a “rigorous understanding of literature.”

Well, that might be difficult.

HALLOWEEN COSTUME POLICE STRIKES AGAIN, MBAPPÉ’S MAO MEME, MSU GAGS ITS OWN TRUSTEE, & MORE: Bringing you the latest free speech news (11/1/26)

SPACE IS HARD. IT’S HARDER WHEN YOU’RE SANCTIONED AND SLOWLY GOING BROKE:

🚀 Putin has problems both on Earth and in space

Two satellites from Russia’s Rassvet constellation, developed as a rival to Starlink, have begun losing altitude and falling out of orbit.

According to space researcher Anatoly Zak, three of the 17 satellites launched in July… pic.twitter.com/cM3k0HZkwk

— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) November 1, 2026

Plus: “Bureau 1440 launched 16 Rassvet satellites in March and 16 in July 2026. As of 31 Aug, only 12, all from March, held their 550 km target orbit, per ISW citing N2YO tracking.”

ROGER KIMBALL: Sovereignty or Submission? Poland’s Battle Against the Eurocrats: What is a stake in this ongoing confrontation? Writ large, it is the choice between Polish sovereignty and Polish submission to the globalist agenda of the EU.

SHE SEEMS NICE: AOC-backed Alaska Senate hopeful Mary Peltola accused of using n-word.

THE BILLIONAIRES DOING THIS AREN’T THE ONES MAKING HUGE DONATIONS TO DEMOCRATS:

Robert and I are thrilled that our gift of over 2 million shares of SpaceX stock will be distributed to children’s Trump accounts in December!
 
Our initial gift (shares transferring to escrow as we speak) will go to 11 to 17-year-olds who live in zip codes with median family…

— Gwynne Shotwell (@Gwynne_Shotwell) October 30, 2026

VOTE… WHILE IT’S STILL THE PRIMARY WAY OF SETTLING POLITICAL DISPUTES:

And you’re thinking about sitting out this election? https://t.co/oS4ZZYoF4P

— Jeremy Carl (@realJeremyCarl) November 1, 2026

THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR: The age of medical progress: Elon pointed out this tweet recently which highlights a string of medical advances. In this article, I will give a brief comment on each one, putting it in broader context.

ASKING (AND ANSWERING) THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: How big and powerful is SpaceX’s Starship rocket? “The Super Heavy booster packs 33 Raptor engines, which burn liquid methane and liquid oxygen to generate 18.1 million pounds-force of booster thrust. For an interesting perspective, NASA’s Space Launch System produces 8.8 million to 9.4 million pounds of max thrust. Once Super Heavy separates, Starship will go on, powered by three regular Raptor engines and three Raptor Vacuum engines designed to operate in space. SpaceX lists the upper stage’s thrust at roughly 3.5 million pounds-force. Only the booster figure represents liftoff thrust.”

PERHAPS THIS COULD BE A BRANCH OF THE UNIVERSITY OF AUSTIN:

In light of this, I motion that @elonmusk create a new MIT. One of my followers suggested it be called the Musk Institute of Technology. With merit, it would produce the most impressive graduates in the country. DEI for schools, nations and companies makes them dysfunctional,… https://t.co/drWGgKAZ6X

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 31, 2026

LIMITED TIME DEAL: roborock Qrevo CurvX Robot Vacuum and Mop. #CommissionEarned

CHANGE: Delta turning Tampa into an international air hub.

Of course in 20 years most long-haul international travel will be by suborbital Starship hops.

COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: At Talarico Rally, Jasmine Crockett’s Pastor Calls ICE ‘the New KKK’: Talarico Thanks Him for His ‘Kind Words.’ “The Dallas pastor, who’s seeking Crockett’s seat, previously praised Karmelo Anthony as ‘our friend.’”

GOOD AND HARD, TEXAS?

Every voter in Texas should watch this before Election Day. https://t.co/P1bF13daAT

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 31, 2026

Related: A Very Good Question.

How to make a political candidate squirm 101:

Ask James Talarico if he thinks Allah is non-binary as well.

— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) October 28, 2026

BLUE ON BLUE:

Total leftist infighting https://t.co/T89dHQVbGh pic.twitter.com/zs1jaxIhMl

— captive dreamer (@captive_dreamer) November 1, 2026

WISDOM FROM JERRY POURNELLE:

Our thought for the day, riffing a bit off of one of Pournelle's thoughts on peace:
"Communism" is the name of the alleged ideal we attribute to an oligarchy under which, by the cover of pleasant sounding political and social (and genetic) nonsense, that cannot bear objective…

— Tom Kratman (@TKratman) October 30, 2026

OH MY: FBI Visits Dan J. Sullivan Donor in Candidate’s Hometown as Alaska Senate Inquiry Widens. “The FBI visits came after federal officials confirmed the existence of a criminal probe over the candidate. The U.S. Department of Justice also pushed Friday for a court order to isolate certain Alaska ballots to investigate potential voter confusion.”

OPEN THREAD: Boo!

CHRISTIAN TOTO: When You’ve Lost The Onion…:

The Onion had a long, rich history of hitting both sides and going wherever the funny happened to be. That occurred first in print and, later, online.

Then, over the years, The Onion got a bad case of “Saturday Night Live” fever. That show refused to mock Democrats and trained its satirical fire power on GOP targets.

Sad. The Onion followed suit, and the problem worsened when The Babylon Bee entered the chat. The upstart fake news site stole The Onion’s thunder, story by story, laugh by laugh. Sure, the Babylon Bee comes from a Christian-based, right-leaning perspective, but it’s about comedy, not partisan sniping. And the Bee often swats at President Donald Trump and/or his political allies.

That’s why a new Onion “news” article proved both welcome and shocking.

It’s not a story, per se, just a headline and a photograph. In a way, that’s all you need to say and share.

To no one’s surprise, the site’s Instagram comments are all on board with the extreme chicanery. At least its readers took a break from posting Charlie Kirk celebrations to cheer on any deception necessary.

That’s not The Onion’s fault, and the problem won’t be solved by one snappy headline. The Onion is no longer relevant to the culture at large. The Bee is, which is one reason so many fact-checkers hassle the site to see if its news articles are accurate or not.

I’m assuming that since both The Onion (owned by the Stig himself these days) and The New York Times have attacked Peltola, there’s more than a whiff that she’s a goner on Tuesday, but as no one says in Alaska, eschew all cocksuredness.