ICYMI: No Conspiracy Required.

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OBAMA ALUM SAYS WHAT?

If we can’t laugh about another attempted assassination there’s a problem. Besides, it’s not like he wore American Eagle jeans or bought a Tesla.

— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🇮🇷🇨🇺Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) April 27, 2026

IF YOU’RE TIRED OF GROUPTHINK, SPEECH POLICING, AND THE IDEA THAT DISAGREEMENT IS HARM, THIS COURSE IS FOR YOU (OR YOUR KIDS). Speak Freely, Think Critically is a course on free speech, intellectual courage, and the habits needed to keep a free society free.

AGREED: No Regulatory Agency Should Have the Wide Law-Making Latitude That ATF Does.

CUE THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE LEFT’S WOMEN: Gov. Ron DeSantis unveils proposed new Florida congressional map giving GOP four extra seats. “Florida got shortchanged in the 2020 Census, and we’ve been fighting for fair representation ever since,” DeSantis said in a statement to Fox News Digital, which first reported on the new map. “Our population has since grown dramatically, and we have moved from a Democrat majority to a 1.5 million Republican advantage. Drawing maps based on race, which is reflected in our current congressional districts, is unconstitutional and should be prohibited.”

SHAME WORKS:

this is not a joke btw. psychopathic political influencers turned luigi mangione into a new heroic archetype. the image is rooted in "cool." shame is the only thing that can really do damage to these people now. what happens to them needs to be unimaginably mortifying.

— Mike Solana (@micsolana) April 27, 2026

SHE’S A CLASS ACT: ‘Political Sickness:’ Melania Trump Deplores Jimmy Kimmel’s Disturbing Shooting Jokes.

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PARTY LIKE IT’S 1939:

Germany, 2026.

What a tragedy. pic.twitter.com/eVe1eGKmmD

— Luai Ahmed (@JustLuai) April 27, 2026

DOG BITES MAN: Media Finger America’s ‘Gun Culture’ In Apportioning Blame for Latest Assassination Attempt.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake https://t.co/EbZtoMcZg3 pic.twitter.com/IRUFyeQ7IP

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2026

SETTING THEIR SOURCE OF DESPERATELY NEEDED HARD CURRENCY ON FIRE:

It's methane they're burning, not oil. But it's the last ditch effort to buy a little time before shutting down the wells and capping them.

But remember, all the Trump haters want you to believe Iran is winning. https://t.co/LcHmGVnmq8

— Duane Patterson (@Radioblogger) April 27, 2026

FORE! Meet The Octopus With Enough Venom To Kill 26 Humans. Hint: It’s The Size Of A Golf Ball.

FIGHT THE NARRATIVE: Sorry, Media: China Is Not the Big Winner in the Iran War.

HIS MOTIVATIONS WERE UNCLEAR: The WHCA Dinner Shooter Had an Anti-Trump Manifesto. Here’s What It Says.

OH, I CAN: I Can’t Believe Obama Said This About the Latest Trump Assassination Attempt.

What the hell, his lips were moving.

HISTORY, UPDATED: Archaeologists Found 115,000-Year-Old Human Footprints Where They Shouldn’t Be.

HEH:

I like how they have to say ‘on the planet’ after @SpaceX launched a Tesla into deep space. https://t.co/KnuFMalYmr

— Scott Manley (@DJSnM) April 27, 2026

SHE MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER WHERE AL-JABR COMES FROM: Prof: Algebra, geometry perpetuate “whiteness”, “unearned privilege” in society.

There are things that are too stupid to be said by anyone but a professor of education.

AI WARS: China blocks Meta’s $2 billion takeover of AI startup Manus. “China’s state planner on Monday called for Meta to unwind its $2 billion acquisition of Manus, a Singaporean artificial intelligence startup with Chinese roots.”

WE’VE DESCENDED INTO SOME SORT OF BIZARRE HELL-WORLD IN WHICH BILL MAHER IS A VOICE OF SANITY:

Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he’s why Kamala Harris lost.

It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has “trans friends.”

“Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?” Maher asked.

Cross replied:… pic.twitter.com/fAFKVZiW9D

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) April 27, 2026

Exit quote: “Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You’re just why she lost and this is a case of that.“

HMM: This ‘Longevity Vitamin’ Has Puzzled Scientists for 30 Years — Now They May Have Answers: Researchers identified a gene that appears to help move this bacteria-derived compound — found in fermented foods like kefir and kimchi — into human cells. I do love kimchi.

THE SECSTATE WE NEED:

Secretary Rubio just laid down the law over the Straits of Hormuz.

Iran does not get to extort the world and play toll collector on international waters.

RUBIO: “If what they mean by opening the the straits is, yes, the straits are opened as long as you coordinate with Iran,… pic.twitter.com/sdgGgynIqs

— Overton (@overton_news) April 27, 2026

PROJECT HAIL MARY — A FUTURISTIC THROWBACK MOVIE.

My latest, over at Ed Driscoll.com.